#I guess it’s bc she’s been saying she wants to bake and decorate a cake for ever and never does anything about it
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#I’m a little annoyed because I spent like $100 on cake decorating supplies#and stef is like oh great now I can bake a cake too#I don’t wanna be one of those women getting jealous or whatever but I’m just like ?? why did you wait for me to buy all this stuff#as I type it I think I’m being ridiculous#I think I have some built up resentment is all#I guess it’s bc she’s been saying she wants to bake and decorate a cake for ever and never does anything about it#and I went in one day and got every little detail we needed for it and it wasn’t cheap#I’m so torn between feeling my feelings and thinking I sound so childish and petty#remember
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UnConventional Bakers [Pete]
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A/n: it’s like 80% dialogue bc it’s supposed to be a tv show. whadder ya gonna do
The props department did a wonderful job this season, comedy inspired props sprinkled about the set. Mic stands ended in lollipops, rice krispy stools covered in modeling chocolate, Comedians stood at every station, patiently awaiting directions.
Conventional Bakers was finally ready for shooting its first season. It was a show about famous people coming together on a baking show and competing. It would have everyone from singers to actors or, in this case, comedians. Every season would be inspired by the careers of the people competing.
“On this season of UnConventional Bakers we are joined by,” the camera took turns panning to each comedian as you said their name.
“Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson, Adam Sandler and…” you paused for dramatic effect “Fluffy!!!”
The comedians protest coming fast after
Why’d he get all the excitement?” Adam asks
“Yeah, i’m literally your fiance what the fuck.” Pete adds, laughing “I don’t like that, i don’t like that shit. I got my eye on you Gabriel.”
“Don’t hate me cause I'm beautiful.” Fluffy replies
“Bakers! Comedians, whatever,” you call out, trying to regain their attention, Pete playfully mumbled but returned his attention “if you want a chance at winning you will have to pay attention.”
“Got it, go. No wait… yeah okay, go.” Adam interrupts, causing you to bite back a smile. This would be a long shoot
“For tonight's challenge, you’re in for a treat. Because it’s only the first round, we’ll take it easy on you and allow teams.” muted murmurs fell over the room as they decided who would be on whose team, “Tonight we will be making the one thing a comedian couldn’t live without.” Your co-star, Nicole Byers, continues.
“Weed.” Pete guesses,
“No, their audience.”
“Oh, speak for yourself.”
“You will be making your very own audience cupcakes. When we say go you will head to your baking stations where you will find step by step instructions on how to make your audience, along with photo references and the clock will begin counting down.” You say
“Go, go, go! What are you waiting for?!” Nicole rushes, you take your seat as they make their way to the respective stations. The teams ended up being Pete and Kevin, Gabe and Adam.
Things were going pretty smoothly, the comedians racing back and forth from the ingredients to their stations as things began starting up. As you look around, you see Pete and Kevin looking confused as they stare at the instructions.
“Something wrong, sweety?” you ask
“No, all good over here. Thanks for asking.” Gabe pipes up, you laugh and make your way over to Pete
“Huh? Oh, yeah. I shouldn’t have dropped out of college.”
“How come? What's wrong?”
“I need ⅔ a cup, but there’s not a ⅔ measurement cup.” he says
“Well, if you need ⅔ but there's not one, you just take two--”
“Don’t patronize me. I got it.” Kevin cuts you off in the middle of explaining, grabbing two handfuls of flour and throwing it in the mixer “There, that should work.”
You sigh, making your way over to the other stations to check on how everyone else was doing. Adam was doing well, which wasn’t a surprise considering he’s a father and probably does some baking at home.
“Gabe, how are you doing?”
“Not good, I’m used to eating cake and not making it.”
“Oh hush, you’re doing fine!” You encourage, leaning forward to whisper to him “Kevin just measured flour with his hands, so I think you’ll be okay.”
“Guys, I think they’re talking about you.” Adam yells
“Yeah, I know.” Pete laughs.
“That's okay, cause you know what? Haters gonna hate.” Kevin yells
After making your rounds you sat back down, turning to face a laughing Nicole.
“That wasn’t sugar, that was salt.” She barely squeaks out “They’re gonna be so gross” you nod and laugh along, all but excited for the dishes that would soon be in front of you.
“On that note, can we get some water?” You call out to the team behind you
“And a medic?” Nicole adds
“And a mathematician. You understand this shit?” Pete says
“What? Basic measurements? Yeah baby, I do.”
Before you knew it the timer had gone off and the cupcakes were sat in front of you.
“So, these are what your audience were supposed to look like, and this is what they do look like.” Nicole says, vaguely gesturing to the cupcakes
“We- we uh, we took some creative liberties.” Pete says through a laugh
“Well, let’s see what it tastes like.” you say, grabbing one from the crowd and cheersing it with Nicole’s
“Might as well get this over with.” she says, making a clink noise with her mouth, as she does there's another noise too. The rock hard exteriors made a clunk noise. Your jaw dropped as you made eye contact with Nicole, not believing what had just happened
“Wait.” you say, grabbing another and throwing it at the ground with all the force you could muster. It cracked directly in half, crumbs flying across the floor.
“Pete!” you yell, an amused smile painted across your face. Pete laughs, covering his face
“I have no idea what happened.”he says, picking up the cupcake from the floor
“This is my passion, how did you fuck up this hard?!”
“I have no fucking idea.” he laughs, crumbling it up in his hand.
“I guess we still have to taste it.” you say, grabbing another and cracking a piece off on the table, handing one to Nicole. When you bite down there's an audible crunch that makes everyone in the room wince. You can’t help the expression that overcomes your face as the taste hits your tongue, looking over to Nicole to confirm it wasn’t just you. It wasn’t.
You attempt to open your water, your hand slipping again and again until Pete walks over and opens it for you, feeding you the water as he apologizes through his laughter. It took you a minute of held back gags to recompose yourself, but when you finally did you said,
“Your BLEEP is sweeter than this.” You say, deeply preferring it over the burnt, salty, crunchy thing in front of you.
“Really?” Pete asks, laughing and when you nod your head it only makes him laugh harder.
“Pete, you fucked up Pete.” Kevin says.
“Dont throw this on him, you’re the one who wouldn’t listen.” You say, looking over to Nicole who had resorted to licking the icing off the cupcake
“Look at what you’ve done to this poor lady. You should be ashamed. It’s gotta be a zero from me” You laugh, more than ready to move on.
“You know what, the icing wasn’t bad,” They began to fight over who had made the icing. “I don’t care, just promise to never do that again. Adam, Gabe, before I take a bite you have to promise me it won’t be like that.” Nicole says, dead serious. They shake their head, letting out little reassurances while choking down their laughter. You take a deep breath before lifting the cupcake to your mouth and taking a small test bite, surely traumatized.
To your delight, it was actually very good. You smiled and nodded, taking another bite as Kevin and Pete groaned, knowing they’d surely lost.
“I feel like theirs was so bad we can’t even celebrate.” Adam says.
“Yeah, i don’t think we need to add insult to injury by announcing the winners of this round. On to the next?!” You cheer, preparing to announce what would come next.
“For your next challenge, we will be making cupriphon- cupcakeriphones- Okay, the name hasn’t been completely sorted out yet, cupcake microphones!” You announce
“Yes! And because we felt bad for the loser, that’s just in the script so i had to say it, i don’t actually feel bad for you that was disgusting. Because we felt bad for the loser, we decided to give them a leg up. If you look at the stations, two of them have buttons. They’re called the happy heckler buttons and when you press them a timer will be set and either Y/N or myself will go yell encouragement to your teammates until it goes off.” Nicole says
“Awhh, so sweet. Ready? Set? Go!” You yell, watching them scatter to try to find a station.
“Ay, stay back this is mine.” Fluffy says to Adam, haphazardly wielding a knife, momentarily fighting over a station before Nicole reminds them the timer is counting down. They take a look at their ingredients before rushing over to the storage space and grabbing what they need.
You’d managed to get to the decorating stage with little to no issues when you hear Kevin yelling, “Pete! I need your help, I need those long legs pete.” straining to grab something from the top shelf
“Hold on, one second.” He says, glancing back momentarily as he tried to finish decorating.
“Oh shit, you’re already decorating?” Kevin asks as Pete hands him what he needed before walking back to his station.
“Yeah, catch up.” Pete says
“Okay, i’ll catch up, if that's what you want.” Kevin says, slamming his button down in a melodramatic act of sabotage.
Nicole yells in excitement, ready for some action, running over to distract Pete.
“You dick! I thought we were friends.” he says, slamming his own button. You run over, making sure to get in Kevins face as you encourage him, giving him slaps on the back and shaking his shoulders. Things had gotten very chaotic, very fast.
When the four minutes were over you left Kevin’s station for Pete’s, hanging out with him as his cupcakes cooked in the oven. He was bent over in a hug with you, small kisses being pressed to each others lips.
“Doing so good baby.” you mumble, fingers tangled in his hair. Usually you didn’t like PDA, but you had made an exception today because it had been a long shoot and you missed him.
“Way better than last time.” He confirms, remembering last time they had burnt and opting to check the oven.
“Look at that! This aint fair, Pete’s sleepin with the judges!” Kevin yells, making everyone laugh
“You could be too, Kevin.” Nicole winks
“Nicole, you’re both married.” You remind them
“Hey, that's show business baby.” Kevin jokes
When it all came to an end, Adam ended up winning and it was a surprise.. To no one. He was the only one even kind of equipped to win and he rode that all the way to the finish line.
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Oops, neja and yecal and uuu docs?
it’s raining outside
where they first met and how
Neja hired Yecal to help her do crime (without having the money for it but she figured she was cute enough to do get away with it)
At work, introduce oncologist to ER doc
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved
Honestly Neja was flirting almost straight off, flirting and fooling around for a while, not seeing each other for a time, then kinda wonder if there’s feewings when seeing him again
Quite a while I think, going back and forth before Juno had to do something
who fell for who first (if applicable)
Mayyybe Neja
Damn I don’t know I was thinking and idk
where their first date was and what it was like
I mean Neja considers their first crime their first date, very fun
I guess at Juno’s place when she invited him for dinner
who asks who out and how (with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’?)
Neja left her number for him and let him do with that what he willed
Juno just asked if Enrique would like to come over some weekend and have dinner
who proposes first
Yecal in his underwear if the Sims is to believed
It was a mutual decision but idk if Enrique asked if Juno would like to be married and she was like yeah sure babe xx
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away
where the proposal happens and how (kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park?)
Neja didn’t mean to not tell her family but then it kinda happened that they only found out she’s dating when they got invited to her wedding. She met Yecal’s family only because she happened to be traveling that way anyway
Juno texted Iain to let him know they’re going ring shopping and let her family know after the rings had been got
if they adopt any pets together
They don’t have room or resources unfortunately
Juno has Bob and he’s the alpha male of the house
who’s more dominant
They switch flawlessly
They can switch but more often Juno wants to submit
where their first kiss was and what it was like
At a dingy ol’ motel after a night of crime
At Juno’s apartment
if they have any matching couples stuff (mugs? sweaters? pillowcases?)
Neja isn’t above getting some pillowcases or a matching underwear set
Not really. If anything just mugs that say how many PhD’s they got
how into pda they are
A little at least, hold hands, give some kisses, Neja fits nicely under Yecal’s arm
A bit, holding hands/linking arms is okay, kisses goodbye, feed each other cake at the cafe
who holds the umbrella when it rains
Yecal, though Neja just uses him as a shelter
Enrique, tall
where their usual ‘date spot’ is (if applicable)
There’s probably a local bar they’re regulars at
Ditto, just on the Citadel side... or then a cafe
who’s more protective
Yecal stresses out every time Neja is out being a reckless bitch by herself. At least now she has a home, though.
Enrique knows Juno can hold her own, but her just being small is a bit of a threat. She on the other hand is protective of him regarding his illness, don’t you overexert yourself, remember to take your meds
how long it is before they sleep together (can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’)
Bang at the end of the first date, the next time they saw each other and Neja stayed overnight at Yecal’s probably just sleep
Let out frustrations at the end of the dinner date
if they argue about anything
Not really. Neja makes sure she’s not alone outside at night or in sketchy parts of town anymore so Yecal won’t worry.
I guess pain could make Enrique a bit short-tempered (and Juno is just short-tempered by nature) but I don’t know if they argue, more like she leaves him be (after making sure she’s done everything she can for him)
who leaves more marks (lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc.)
I can imagine Yecal being more careful because he has bigger teeth but also Neja bruises very easily bc of her pale skin so it’s a no-win situation. Don’t scratch. She bites him everywhere she can reach but not that hard... sometimes fun to leave marks where nobody can see tho
Enrique definitely has shirts with some lipstick stains on the collar. Otherwise keep marks in hidden places
who steals whose clothes and how often
Every shirt Yecal has also belongs to Neja and she will go limp if he tries to get them back
Juno sometimes steals Enrique’s shirts, cozy n warm
how they cuddle (spooning? facing each other?)
Spooning (either way around) or Neja crawls halfway on top of Yecal
Spooning or Juno makes herself a weighted blanket for Enrique. Or the other way around if she’s particularly stressed
what their favourite nonsexual activity is
Video gaem, cuddling, making food and eating
Playing with cat, watching TV and snacking, cooking, snuggling
how long they stay mad at each other
Neja caps out at like 45 seconds
Not long, after both have said sorry Juno has forgiven and forgotten
what their usual coffee / tea orders are
Neja goes all out with her orders, it’s hardly coffee anymore it’s almost all creamer and syrup
Juno has her coffee simple with milk and sugar, with tea she likes to try out more out-there stuff like rooibos
if they ever have any children together
No, they’re not compatible biologically nor do they want any in general
No, after a proper scare Enrique got snipped
if they have any special pet names for each other
Neja just gets cheesy
If Juno wants to be sweet she calls him Quique and if she wants to be a little shit she calls him Ricky
if they ever split up and / or get back together
No, they’re really fond of each other
Nah
what their shared living space is like (messy? clean? what kind of decor?)
They try to keep it clean but it’s a little messy, try to make use of all the space they got, some tools and spare parts here and there, some clothes hanging around
It’s pretty clean, Juno likes it neat. Use coasters with your mugs. Some cat toys, throw pillows, a blanket, everything breakable away from Bob’s reach
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like
They probably have wildly different holiday traditions, I guess the other would just do some traditions and introduce the other to them
Don’t people in S. America get Christmas presents on the 6th of January? Those kinds of differences. But I guess he’d open his gift on the 25th if that’s what Juno does
what their names are in each other’s phones
Hooby 💞😍😘💖🥰🖤
Enrique de Cruz, Ph.D ICE
if they have any ‘couple traditions’ (buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening?)
Have a movie or a date night once a week/two weeks/month, just dedicate some time to each other
Like once a month make a big proper dinner and eat it together with some wine, Juno has gotten so much better at cooking since their first date
who falls asleep first and who wakes up first
It varies wildly, they can come and go at any hour. Usually if Yecal falls asleep Neja is either already asleep or follows soon
Enrique has varied work schedules, Juno pretty much goes to bed and wakes up at the same time every day. I guess she gets up first either way
who’s the big spoon / little spoon
Usually Neja is the small one but sometimes a man wants to be held
Juno prefers being small spoon
who hogs the bathroom
Neither really, it’s small and not very useful, if anything Neja will take some time drying her hair
If Juno does her makeup all proper she will take some time but not hog
who kills the spiders / takes them outside
Neja lets Yecal kill them
Juno throws Bob at them
#two classes down one swedish one still to do ugh#not like i've listened at all but like i still woke up at 8 so#maybe i could make that presentation abt that spanish writer or smth#long oc thing#neja will be careful with her poison heels and knuckles when being manhandled but she will nip with her teeth at any part of yecal she can#take that#she's a rocket engineer but she's also a little brat
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confectionery kisses (fat gum x reader)
summary: “I know you’re enjoyin’ me, but -- uh -- can I kiss ya?” The alcohol hit him fully now; the hero too enumerated to be bashful. Steamie looked up and was greeted by lemon color eyes that held utter kindness.
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lord forgive me bc this is so wholesome it killed me!!! but basically, bakery!au ft. meet-cute w/ drunken kissing shenanigans~! (well it's 1 kiss ok but it is what it is)
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Focused, flour caked hands kneaded the dough before them. The young baker too engrossed by the magic of dough to notice a soft chime sound through the shop. Customers weren’t uncommon for them. Steamie’s Bakery was a word-of-mouth local treasure. A bewitching pastry shop that had the best donuts, honest. Steamie -- as they prefer -- adored their neighbors praises. Steady streams of patrons in a ‘hot spot’ for criminal activity wasn’t exactly the best business decision. However, this run-down homestyle bakery -- and it’s holes -- were theirs.
Steamie hummed as they worked. Their mind was stuck within sugary confectionery.
“Hey… y’all open?” This man’s voice was gruff and carefree. A smile wrapped in his syllables.
Fat Gum stood within the tiny bakery. His form dwarfed the modest space; the edge of his hood scrapped against the ceiling as he waited for a response. The BMI Hero was surprised his lumbering footsteps hadn’t alerted the owner. Was it possible he had misread the sign? Work had drained him recently. Fat Gum had practically dragged himself to Steamie’s Bakery. Locals babbled constantly about the place, and he desired a quiet bite after hours. The quant business was one of the only eateries open at such an hour.
The abrupt sound whipped the enamored baker from their task. Warm eyes glanced up, irises bright and alive despite the time. “Hi. Yes! Yes, we are. I’m Steamie.” Their eyes met the giant man who stood awkwardly in front of a display. He looked so out of place, the man’s body bulbous and impossibly large. Steamie guessed by the man’s rather campy mask that he was an off-duty hero. A species of hero not seen often around their street. The area deemed too dangerous for such leisurely activity.
Truth be told, Steamie didn’t care about heroes. Or villains. The tall baker instead hyper focused upon baking. A hobby that morphed into a job. However, a small voice inside Steamie wanted to impress the man. He seemed so friendly and looked so… cuddly. Like a sentient teddy bear. A man composed of pillows and kindness.
Fat Gum furrowed his brows. The BMI Hero seemed to be in deep thought over exactly which eclair to buy. He had never seen so many flavors before. Strawberry, blueberry, cherry, watermelon. Every flavor sounded as delicious as the last. Pink tongue darted out between his lips and teeth. A sugar overload was tempting. Simple black coffee wouldn’t cure this sluggy fog. Besides, he had burned away precious fat today. It was a treat.
“Steamie? Does your quirk help with your work?” Fat Gum asked, as he scanned the pastries. He noticed their designs now. Soft and lacy intricate artwork that intertwined on each eclair; each pattern unique and perfectly executed. Every baked good was a labor of love.
A snort escaped Steamie; the sound high pitched and hearty.
“I wish. No, I just emit a puff of steam. I’m basically a glorified dehumidifier.” Steamie brushed flour decorated hands against their apron. The young baker was keen to serve the hero. Hero culture wasn’t an interest of theirs, but the physical embodiment of a pillow was too enticing for the baker. They wondered what exactly their job was. ‘Due to his size… maybe rescue?’
It was now Fat Gum’s turn to laugh. Rumbly and soft. “I don’t do rescue. Say, uh, how much are these eclairs?”
Rambling out loud was habitual for them. Their thoughts grew legs of their own and walked out into tangible space. They were immune to the embarrassment of it, instead accepting their odd trait.
Steamie slapped a dusty hand to their forehead. “I don’t have price tags..?” The sentence was in limbo between a question and an answer. They had rearranged the shop recently. Changing pastry stock required innovation. The elclairs before Fat Gum had been a stroke of late night genius. Birthed from the desire for a gooey center and intricate lace. A happy medium for the proud baker.
The baker quickly stepped behind the counter, dust flew from their hands. Diligent hands eventually found a leftover tag and wrote down a price. Patrons caused Steamie to envelope themselves into baking. Most days, flour and powdered sugar felt impossible to wash off. Almost like a second skin; signs of their success.
Steamie beckoned Fat Gum to the counter. The BMI Hero obliged; pep in his gait.
“Here. Don’t go thinking you’re getting a discount!” Steamie’s laugh echoed in the bakery as they handed the hero price tags. Fat Gum could swear the baker’s body vibrated from the sound. “I’ve been busy lately. Cakes and pies don’t sell themselves.”
The hero’s smile grew like marigolds; fast and vibrant. Steamie didn’t mind looking at this hero. His posture was proud, but hid something. A mystery Steamie couldn’t quite figure out. ‘Kinda interesting…’
“What’s interesting?” Fat Gum asked, the giant of a man still enamored by pastries.
“You know my quirk; what’s yours? It’s probably super interesting.”
The hero’s face contorted into a mix of confusion and admiration. ‘Does she not know who I am?’ “My quirk is fat absorption. I don’t usually look like this!” A laugh erupted from the man. His notoriety meant everyone knew of his quirk. The banter was refreshing. Fat Gum enjoyed the naivety of the baker.
Their conversation died down as Fat Gum perused baked goods. Steamie wandered back to their original post. They almost forgot the hero was in the shop. Heavy footsteps dissolved any fantasy of peace and quiet. Little moments of serenity were scarce, but nightfall brought the quiet Steamie craved. A meager smile etched into the corners of the baker’s mouth. They hummed as they worked; now fully absorbed in kneading dough.
“Hey,” the hero’s gruff voice broke the silence between them, “hope it’s not too much trouble, but I’m ready to be rung up!” His words carried an airiness to them; like cotton candy. Steamie wondered if this was a natural state for Fat Gum.
Steamie nodded, again wiping their hands on their apron. Dusty fingers worked at the register and completed the transaction between the two.
Fat Gum stopped short of the door and turned to the baker still stationed at the counter. “What’s your name?” He asked with childish curiosity, as if Steamie’s name was a mystery.
“Like I said, I’m Steamie,” they replied, eyeing the hero. It wasn’t uncommon for locals to ask what their real name was, but as far as Steamie cared, Steamie was their name. An abstract, genderless name that suited them.
Fat Gum laughed, a hearty sound that echoed through the empty bakery. Steamie swore display cases shook. Almost reminiscent of thunder. “No, uh, your… Your real name, unless you prefer Steamie. It’s cute.” A tint of red dotted his cheeks, unable to hide the embarrassment that painted his face. He didn’t intend to tell the baker; the compliment had slipped past him.
“Steamie is who I am. Is Fat Gum not who you are?” They chose to ignore the comment, it was muttered anyway, as if the hero was embarrassed. It was polite to not intimate customers.
“Toyomitsu,” the hero said and pointed to his chest; a smile stretched across his face.
“It was nice to meet you, Toyomitsu.”
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Fat Gum -- or Toyomitsu as he preferred -- was absent from the shop, until several weeks after their first meeting.
It was closing time and Steamie was locking up. Despite their dingy location, the baker only carried two keys; one to lock up and the other to unlock their apartment. There were better things to steal than confectionery.
“Long time no see, huh, Steamie?”
The thunderous voice obviously belonged to Toyomitsu; unique and hearty.
The baker flinched at the sudden noise and swiftly turned to the BMI Hero. His face was no longer taunt and long, but instead, squishy and soft. Chubby cheeks that were made for pinching and a soft, bulbous belly. The man before them sounded like Toyomitsu, but his hefty frame was the opposite of the hero Steamie met.
“You’re… Toyomitsu, right?” Remembering names wasn’t one of Steamie’s strong suits.
A light blush crept across Toyomitsu’s face, ending at the tips of his ears. “That’s me! Kinda surprised you remembered, it’s been awhile.”
Steamie nodded and finished to lock the door, pocketing their key.
“I was wondering,” Toyomitsu began, “if you wanted to get a bite. It’d be my treat!” The hero’s tone was excited, like a child asking for a sweet. ‘He’s so enduring like this… reminds me of a teddy bear.’ Steamie’s lips curled into a petite smile. A secret between friends.
In truth, Toyomitsu wanted more than a dinner date, but any meaningful relationship is built on friendship. At least that’s the advice he offered to Red Riot. The pro hero wanted to kiss the baker and pinch their cheeks; all while cooing at them.
“No thanks, I’m exhausted from today,” Steamie replied. They saw Toyomitsu’s wide grin falter and felt a pang in their chest. ‘His face is just too cute!’ “Actually, I don’t live far from here, and I have some left-over pastries. They don’t sell like my eclairs.” Anything Steamie baked was delicious, Toyomitsu decided.
“Sure!” He eagerly replied. A grin encompassed his face as the couple walked towards the baker’s apartment.
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The BMI hero sat across Steamie as the baker dove into another work related story. He adored the spark in their eyes, like tiny sprinkles decorating a vibrant treat. A treat he wanted to admire and cherish. Watching Steamie become animated while they talked caused Toyomitsu’s heart to quiver against his ribcage.
Steamie -- to their credit -- truly opened up after several cups of wine; slurring and excited. Their thoughts were no longer accidental blurbs, but drunken fragments.
“...an’ that’s why I don’ keep sugar an’ flour!”
Toyomitsu nodded, tufts of blond feathered around his forehead.
“Wanna touch your cheeks, can I?” The baker asked, their voice small and childlike. This was the first sentence that wasn’t a slurred mess, and yet, Toyomitsu still felt heat bloom in his cheeks.
Gently, Toyomitsu brought their small hand -- that his own dwarfed -- against his cheek. The baker’s touch was warm, like fresh baked bread. Without realizing, the hero nuzzled into Steamie’s palm.
‘So soft…’
“Yeah, you are.” The alcohol had made Toyomitsu brave, lion hearted and flustered.
Pink sprinkled across Steamie’s face as they withdrew their hand and buried their face within their palms. “Sorry,” the baker slurred, “you… You look so ‘oft.”
Toyomitsu chuckled at the mumbled apology. “S’ok, you’re cute.”
Steamie let out a soft gasp, “Cute? Dunno ‘bout that! But I think your cheeks…” They weren’t accustomed to compliments, especially compliments from a teddy bear. ‘Wanna bury myself in his chest.’
“You can.”
Steamie’s face was uncovered and ever red, the baker unable to justify hiding the inferno that burned into their cheeks.
The baker devolved into a red and squealing mess; unable to form coherent sentences, like little pieces of creamy confectionery. The pro hero wondered what their plush lips felt like pressed up against his… They looked so small, so delicate. A treasure he wanted to covet. The hero’s large, calloused finger reached up and quickly swiped across the supple flesh. ‘Like a flower petal,’ Toyomitsu thought.
The baker drifted into Toyomitsu’s lap; scorching and far too big for their frame. “Ya smell ‘ice,” Steamie mumbled and buried their face into the gigantic man’s chest. Fluffy and cozy, like a pillow. “Like a pillow!” Steamie couldn’t help the outburst. Toyomitsu wasn’t a man, but a plushie they wanted to bury themselves in. He was velvety and felt like home. The baker inhaled his scent, trying to memorize the floral notes of his laundry soap. Vanilla and honeysuckle.
Toyomitsu petted their hair, running his fingers through long strands. Even their hair was soft. Steamie was a squishy marshmallow he wanted to keep. He wrapped an arm around their small body, hyper aware of their delicate structure. Warm hands began to rub Steamie’s back as they nuzzled against Toyomitsu’s sweatshirt. ‘Feels like a hug.’
“I know you’re enjoyin’ me, but -- uh -- can I kiss ya?” The alcohol hit him fully now; the hero too enumerated to be bashful. Steamie looked up and was greeted by lemon color eyes that held utter kindness.
Their tongue refused to cooperate, the baker only able to produce a curt nod. Their face was a blazing wildfire, a vibrant array of pinks and rogues.
Slowly, Toyomitsu pressed his chapped lips against the baker’s mouth. The kiss was slow and sloppy, neither party capable of coordinated motion. Toyomitsu brushed his tongue along their lips and tasted sugar. His mind was clouded with lewd thoughts of the baker as he finally broke the kiss; greedy lungs heaving -- desperate for air.
“Ya taste good, wonder what this tastes like,” the pro hero pondered. His hand gently palming between their thighs.
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💘 - kyori x yuki
sugary sweetness ahead. proceed with caution!!
where they first met and how
they first met when their groups were promoting around the same time and they kept seeing one another backstage at music shows. kyori is a huge fan of kaleidoscope and has done a few dance covers of their songs and danced to them on variety shows so she was super excited to introduce herself!
how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved
i’d say pretty early. they grew attached to each other very quickly, especially because kyori came into yuki’s life when she was really needed.
who fell for who first ( if applicable )
i have a feeling that yuki fell hardest first. kyori definitely fell fast but i think yuki was still first.
where their first date was and what it was like
after they had been talking non stop for a couple of weeks, kyori showed up at the apex building with flowers and told yuki she was taking her out. they had a picnic behind the building with lots of food that kyori had made. very cute, very pure.
who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )
i guess you could say that kyori asked yuki out but really she didnt ask at all. she just surprised her by showing up with the date plan. yuki probably asked if it was a date like twelve times.
who proposes first
obviously this is a long way off but once again i think it would be kyori. she’s one for romantic gestures and she would want to make yuki feel special and loved so she would be determined to propose first.
if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away
as kpop idols, it’s a secret because it has to be. especially as two female kpop idols dating. however, all of their members know and other artists in their companies as well. they’re not the best at being subtle.
where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )
i doubt they would get married until their groups have both disbanded so like i said, it’s a ways away. flowers and picnics are two of kyori’s favourite things and something she’s integrated a lot into their relationship. she would have made a scavenger hunt around all of their favourite places and things that remind her of yuki which would end in a picnic in a garden surrounded by flowers where she would ask yuki to marry her.
if they adopt any pets together
oh i bet they do! let’s say two cats and a super cute fluffy dog!
who’s more dominant
i’m thinking yuki. even though it seems like kyori takes the lead in a lot of aspects of their relationship but i don’t think she’s necessarily dominant. just stupidly cute and overexcited.
where their first kiss was and what it was like
their first kiss was on their first date. kyori was reaching over to grab something out of the picnic basket and yuki surprise kissed her. then they kept kissing throughout the date bc they’re stupidly cute.
if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )
oh they definitely have so much matching stuff! especially things that the public can’t see and catch onto. so while they do have matching braclets, most of their matching items are things like matching mugs, matching socks, matching notebooks. all sorts of things like that. also it isn’t matching, but kyori bought a sunflower necklace for yuki because yuki calls her ‘sunflower’ so.
how into pda they are
their brand of pda is very soft and sweet. obviously they can’t do it super publically but when they’re around their members they will cuddle and do sweet little cheek kisses and be obviously couple-y but not in an awfully obnoxious way?
who holds the umbrella when it rains
yuki. she’s taller.
where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )
their usual dates are sneaking into one anothers dorms with the help of members because it’s just the easiest way to do it. when they can they love to go for picnics in places that are quite private and they talk on the phone every night as well.
who’s more protective
i’m gonna say yuki!
how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )
probably a few months. mostly because finding an opportunity isn’t that easy but also partily because they wanted to take their time. i don’t know about yuki, but kyori had never gone that far with a partner so it was a big deal to her.
if they argue about anything
their arguments are usually very stupid and last about five minutes. just silly bickering about random things. big arguments are few and far between.
who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )
yuki yuki yuki! kyori honestly likes it a lot. they are careful not to make them too obvious but whenever kyori sees marks yuki has left she gets all blushy and happy!!
who steals whose clothes and how often
why have a girlfriend if you don’t steal one anothers clothes? they both do this frequently. so much so that their wardrobes are basically mixed.
how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )
it depends but they often find themselves cuddling facing each other with kyori tucking her head into yuki’s shoulder. very cute.
what their favourite nonsexual activity is
would saying picnics be repetitive? really they just love spending the day together and doing whatever they feel like. sometimes they’ll bake together, sometimes they’ll nap together. they’ll go on public dates together at times because they just appear to be friends.
how long they stay mad at each other
a few hours at most. honestly, kyori can’t stay mad at anyone so staying mad at yuki is near impossible.
what their usual coffee / tea orders are
kyori loves peach tea or any kind of fruit tea + really sugary coffees (esp frappes) and yuki likes chai tea and salted caramel coffee! they also both love to get bubble tea!
if they ever have any children together
they would definitely want to!!! so i’m going to say they do. i’m thinking two kids, either one girl one boy or both girls?
if they have any special pet names for each other
i said already but yuki calls kyori “sunflower” or “sunshine” and kyori calls yuki “snapdragon” because reasons.
if they ever split up and / or get back together
hm, i’m not sure. if they ever do split up i can imagine them getting back together. perhaps just going on an amicable break for some reason. i just don’t doubt that it wouldn’t be long before they found themselves together again.
what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )
once they move in together their living space is quite neat. it just looks nice and lived in, you know? kyori has flowers everywhere and i’m sure they spent a long time shopping and picking things out because they were just so excited to live together. i’m sure they mixed their unique aesthetics together in such a cute way.
what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like
kyori is very close to her family so she invited yuki to spend christmas with them after the girls started dating. it was all very cute and cozy. kyori’s family absolutely love the holidays and go all out with decorations and food and presents. her parents bought gifts for yuki and yuki helped them decorate and they kissed under mistletoe. kyori told yuki it was the best christmas she had ever had.
what their names are in each other’s phones
“sunflower” & “snapdragon”
if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )
how many times can i mention fucking picnics in this post? they go on at least one per month and kyori makes an entire spread of food and deserts. they buy each other a stuffed animal every birthday. honestly, they probably have a lot actually.
who falls asleep first and who wakes up first
kyori falls asleep first and wakes up first.
who’s the big spoon / little spoon
they switch. kyori is basically a backpack when she’s big spoon so it’s super cute but she loves being little spoon and curling up against yuki.
who hogs the bathroom
they both do! they love getting ready together.
who kills the spiders / takes them outside
yuki takes spiders outside. kyori refuses to let anyone kill bugs but is also too scared to deal with them herself.
send me a ship and i’ll answer some questions !!
#ask#YES!!!#THEM!!!!#they are so gross i love them#i hope all this is right#THANK U SARAH#v: idolverse#idolverse: kyori x yuki#oc: kyori park#headcanons#sarah tag
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This is my request for more work stories!
Oh absolutely!
For a little clarification, I’m a Host in the Restaurant part but the big main part of the building is the attached bakery/retail area up front so theres like, 5 different kitchens alone, I’ll refer to them by how I know them which is the Mixing kitchen, the Restaurant kitchen, and the other three that do baking stuff as the Baking Kitchens
This is in no special order at all just the order I remembered them
As a Host you would think I’d be on par with the servers but the truth is If the Manager isn't right there I'm pretty much in charge of the restaurant and do my best with what I have, which means I have to move. fast.
I just learned earlier this week that the entire packaging department can't remember my name so they just call me ‘The Speed Demon’ and honestly how dope is that I get complimented/shocked reactions to my speed every shift I don't know man I'm just gay and have shit to do
We once had a really confused drunk dude come in on Saint Patricks Day who seemed completely baffled by the idea of a restaurant so since it was hella dead and I was bored as all hell I entertained his drunk questions for like 45 minutes explaining how a restaurant works and what we make till he said bye and wandered out looking mildly bewildered still
We also had a drunk dude come in on a random dead Saturday (which was weird and I think it was while the GOT finale was airing, we have no TVs so I was. dying. from boredom), this was not a fun drunk and we had to call the cops on him for being creepy and after he was kicked out he walked around the parking lot and kept jumping to himself before circling the building a few times and leaving once the cop showed up. Cleaning the bathroom was disgusting after he left lemme tell ya
The dish manager and the kitchen manager are ALWAYS at odds with each other no matter who the dish manager is that month (Staff rotates real quick back there) and there's always shittalk being thrown across the hallway between them and occasionally a bottle, I once scolded both of them to stop acting like children cause a bottle smashed and it was loud and close enough to make my hearing go out for like three minutes and when they both just brushed me off I went straight to the owner and now it's pretty rare for glass, at least, to get thrown
Theres a stairway that leads to the upstairs offices and everyone just knows that they're either cursed or haunted, we don't talk about it but only the managers go up there and I've only been up them once and it was incredibly gut-churning so I haven't ever tried again
Life tip: Always be nice to your HR folks, they can help you
One of the baking kitchens kept stealing everyone else brooms and one day a server had just had ENOUGH and stormed back there to tell them what for. I didn't get to see what happened but I'm told the poor dudes back there were pale by the time she was done and now we have a cool new broom and dustpan that's labeled for the Restaurant and no more broom thefts for a while
Kids just like my aura or something cause everytime there's a kid in the restaurant they flag me down to chat a little and sometimes kids walk past an entire bakery of employees to ask me for help instead of them, I always pause to help them before adults or give them a little time to chat even when we’re busy and all the servers goodnaturedly tease me about it
What happens in the break room stays in the break room and anything said after someones clocked out won't be repeated, it's hilarious to watch the bakers calmly walk in, clock out, scan for someone in management, and then explode with frustration to whoever's in there. please be nice to cake bakers and decorators specifically they have to put up with SO MUCH SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES
Sometimes there’ll be free stuff in the Break Room ala extras, unsolds, or fucked up treats that are fine but they don't look sellable. This is rare for the front of house restaurant staff to get their hands on since we don't get lunch or proper breaks so retail always relays when there's goodies and we’re all enemies for a good five minutes as we grab stuff and shove it in our lockers before returning to normal but everyone goes feral for the breakfast sandwiches
I’m unofficially Head Host so I know most of the regulars and they know not to pull shit on me and several of them take enjoyment watching me deflect non-regulars bs and often butt in when they won't give up to tell them to shove it since I just won't break or give in
The retail folks regularly use their lunch breaks to go scream in the big freezers and this is just expected and accepted
The Bakers also regularly go scream in the oven rooms, this is also just A Thing no one questions
Theres only a little waiting room area between me and the bar so yes, I have been hit with wine corks before when they go flying and the newest bartender is already at three hits but honestly, I don't really care so whenever it happens I just say a random number of points and toss the cork in my trash
Someday I hope to catch it all cool and suave and that's prolly not gonna happen anytime soon but god I want to SO BAD
I once had a woman walk in with an entire soccer team and I had to be like ‘Lady we don't even have enough tables for all of you normally much less right at noon are you nuts’ and she refused to believe me or sit outside so when I quoted her an hour and a half she was PISSED and asked for my manager (who had been hiding behind the bar cause good lord do we get Karens a lot) who came over and explained that there was no way we could seat them and to have a good day and she went RED and stormed out with the team trailing behind her looking embarrassed. She attempted this three more times that week I'm not even joking
White haired old ladies are constantly amazed and curious about us young’uns styles and while the servers get most of the enthusiastic questions about their gauges and tattoos and hairstyles I have had a few ask me what was even happening with my hair bc they loved it but ‘it's so different!’ (I have an all around undercut with only hair on top that goes down to my chin so I braid it up for work, it's baffling I guess lol) they genuinely love hearing about it and I’ve given a few of them tips for their kid's hair and style names, I just love it and had to mention it
Some of this is just me rambling lol but yeah my work is wack
#I've work there two years now which is weird in itself since its such a high turnover job#dont get restaurant jobs if you can help it its not worth it i promise highschooler specific dont make it your first job at least#i wish I COULD SCREAM IN THE FREEZERS but no i have to stay up front and deal with hangry assholes all day#most costumers are fine there just a lot of crappy ppl too#i can and will square up for my servers if a tables being mean ill run smaller stuff for them if i can and or give support#robot rambles#the owners just let me handles most of it and hardly butt in and ask me what i need insteadof the otherway around i think i scare one of#them but i dont know why#i do know the main kitchen manager is constantly put off by me since i barely react without smiling so when i do its startling as hell or so#ive been told#the whole mask thing means people have noticed my eyes are glazed over or unfocused 80% of the time too and no one knows how to ask about it#one server did which is how i know and i was just like??? im 'on script' and on autopilot of course they are and he just kinda went 'what'#'this is you on AUTOPILOT???' and i was just like yeah dude i know dont worry about it
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ship meme + evangeline!
General:
Rate the Ship
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last?
For as long as she will have him is what Hancock would say. He knows that he isn’t no saint, but Evie also knows what it’s like to survive when you’re all alone. She also know’s that it shouldn’t be something that defines you as a person either. That being said, their love is strong... stronger than they realize quite honestly.
How quickly did/will they fall in love?
I wouldn’t say they fell in love at the start, but there definitely was a sort of connection between the two. However, for Hancock it was definitely ‘lust at first sight’ which isn’t no surprise since Evie is quite literally drop dead gorgeous. Evie on the other hand, was cautious of her feelings after being hurt far too many times... she wanted to make sure her feelings were real and not in her head.
How was their first kiss?
Their ‘first’ kiss was in a drunken stupor... so it was quite sloppy, and both were hungry for more to say the least. However, their first REAL kiss, was to Evie... perfect in every way. It was slow, passionate, and it made her feel something that she had not felt in a very long time... loved.
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top?
Hancock! She loves being at his mercy in all things pleasure...
Who is the one to instigate things?
Definitely both! Although more often than not it’s Evie... because she has her secrets in these things lmao
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last?
It depends honestly! They can go from 15 minutes for a quickie to an hour or two bc they’re absolute animals lmao
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
For the most part, sure. I mean, neither of them leaves the other unsatisfied by the end...
How rough are they in bed?
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
Evie had Shaun from her past marriage, but... well, she’d rather not talk about that disaster.
How many children will they adopt?
I don’t know if it’s considered ‘adopted’ but Evie does accept synth!Shaun when offered to her... more or less as a way to make up for all those years lost.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
During prewar era... it was Evie since her husband had been deployed for the majority of the year before Shaun was born.
Who is the stricter parent?
Definitely Evie... you could say she’s a little overprotective now, but not too much to suffocate the child. Hancock lets synth!Shaun get away with a lot... so....
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
Evie... since Hancock is the one who instigates it half the time lmao
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?
I don’t think synths eat... so neither?
Who is the more loved parent?
Evie! Both prewar and present... she’s always cared far too much for her own good.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Evie I guess?? Since she’s the more responsible one.
Who cried the most at graduation?
Well since Shaun is now a synth... I doubt there would be a graduation?? Unless they somehow upgrade him to make it look like he aged? I don’t know?
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
Both. However, Evie would do it by the rules while Hancock would do his own thing... which sometimes made it worse.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
Both, actually. They take turns, but it mostly falls on Evie since she has the most experience in that skillset.
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Defintely Evie! She’s still trying to get used to all of the radiated food...
Who does the grocery shopping?
Both. Since there isn’t any grocery stores open anymore... they typically scavenge for it or if they run into a caravan then they’ll buy some from them.
How often do they bake desserts?
Never. Since the ingredients to bake such things are no longer available... however sometimes they’ll have lady snack cakes... so there’s that I guess?? lol
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
Hancock is more on the meat lover side. Evie on the other hand, prefers both. She prefers to have a balanced diet... and yes that also includes the alcohol.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
Hancock! He loves surprising Evie with things to show his love!
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Neither really suggest it, they just find themselves there??
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?
Hancock... since I doubt he knows how to work a stove lmao
Chores:
Who cleans the room?
Both. However, it mostly involves just taking the trash out since there’s no way to keep things pristine anymore...
Who is really against chores?
I’d have to say Hancock, but that doesn’t mean he won’t help out a little. Besides, when they’re in Goodneighbor he has more important duties to attend to since he’s the Mayor and all.
Who cleans up after the pets?
Evie. Although it’s not that often since Dogmeat stays outdoors.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
Hancock. Once Evie caught him doing so and just rolled her eyes at him lmao
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
Perhaps Evie? Since she still has the prewar mindset of pleasing guests when come to visit...
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
Hancock, but mostly because he was searching for something in the process...
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths?
Evie! She loves taking her time and just... enjoying the heat of the water after a long day.
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
Neither since Dogmeat doesn’t need walked??
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
During prewar, Evie loved decorating the house during the holidays. Now? She does miss it, but it’s difficult to even find such things that survived... however that doesn’t mean she tries by making her own!
What are their goals for the relationship?
To spend the rest of their days with each other filled with love and happiness... it’s all that they can do in the current state of the world they live in now.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
Evie. Either it’s due to her nightmares or because she drank too much the night prior... or sometimes both Hancock on the other hand is quite the early bird believe it or not...
Who plays the most pranks?
Hancock! Although that doesn’t stop Evie from getting retribution for them... lmao
#THANK YOU AIRIKA!!#ask meme#oc: evangeline zotova#evangeline x hancock#otp: a different kind of rush#chuckhansen#answered
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Lost & Found Batch #18
The newest batch was long overdue ^^;; As always, if you happen to know the fic the ask is looking for, reply to this post or send us an ask with the request number and title/author. If you happen to know any fics from Past Batches, those are more than welcome as well. Thank you!! ~ Admin P
1) Hi! I think my ask got lost TT I was wondering if you guys know of a vmin fic on ao3 where they’re roommates and jimin likes tae and decided to seduce him by asking him to take nude pics of him, and tae ended up not reacting and then they admitted that they both liked each other? Or something along those lines. PLEASE HELP IT WAS SO AWESOME AND I LOVED IT :( thank you!!!
you're only brave in the moonlight by ameliabedelias
2) Hi!! so a while back i was reading a yoonseok fic on ao3, it was smut, and i wanted to read it again but i cant find it, i was wondering if you could help??? it was yoonseok and yoongi was a "beta" but soon found out he was an omega he called himself a "late bloomer"?? and hoseok walks in, they have sex, and i specifically remember yoongi feeling hoseoks dick in his stomach and "rubbing" it. i know its wierd but can you please help me find it???
A Test in What, Exactly, Is "Too Much" by Yooniefucks
3) Hello, I'm trying to find a fic that has taekook in it. I don't actually remember what the fic is about, but I remember that jungkook is a guard/knight and somewhere along the story, the Prince (?) finds out that jungkook is a werewolf since he was bitten as a child and he imprinted on taehyung, who's human if I'm not mistaken. The king took him in, and he used to be chained to a cage/cave (?) during full moon. It will be great if you can help me :) thank you! 💜
4) Hi, I'm trying to find this yoonjin fic were yoongi is walking home from an underground gig and it's late at night. He smells fresh baked goods and it leads him to a building he passes by all the time but never noticed before. He goes inside and jin fixes him a drink and gives him a muffin/cupcake. At the end jin reveals that he's magic and he cast a spell to find love. Thank you for your help!!
5) I'm looking for a yoongi/jimin fic where jimin is abused by his boyfriend (I think the author used a random idol) and yoongi catches on and tries to help but jimin is really damaged. The rest of the group lowkey knows jimin abused but don't know how to help. Sorry I can't remember lots of details but it was really angsty and good
6) hello, im looking for some kind of royalty fan fic where jimin was visiting yoongi’s palace/home? I can’t remember why but they weren’t close in the beginning. All I can remember was a scene where a bunch of boys were in a room smoking and playing poker (half naked?) and a young servant/slave who was able to play any piano piece after just listening to it once and in the end he left with a Russian man who made music.... thank youu
7) Ugh I seriously need help! I’ve been looking for this fic I lost for 3 days now, I really want to read it again! I’m going to be upset if it was deleted :( anyway, it was a fic where the boys were on their way to something and they got in a car crash but it was only Jin, Hoseok, Yoongi, Tae and Kook. Then Jin and Hoseok were kidnapped by a guy named Sung I think, and the fic focused on Yoongi and Tae and Kook traveling through the woods they crashed in looking for Jin and Hobi and then (pt.1)
Jimin and Joon were at a hotel with their manager and they were convinced something was wrong and they wanted to go look for them. In the end they got rescued and they killed the Sung guy and Yoongi was shot and I just really want to find it again cause there was an unfinished sequel. I’m so upset. I hope this was enough to help you help me lookfor it!
8) YOOO what's poppin sis'. Can yall help me. I've been looking for this fic where the rap line is an underground rap line and like they perform cypher pt 3? Idfr the name but the main pairings were namjin and yoonmin. Thanks 🤪🤪🧡
9) Hi there! I was hoping you guys could help me find this fic - it's on AO3. It was multi-chaptered, completed, and was a collection of namjoon centric oneshots/drabbles. one of the chapters was inspired by the "princess princess" anime and featured joon wearing panties, bent over jin's lap, before yoongi came to rescue him from a bunch of onlookers. please help!!
10) Hi! I’m looking for a Yoongi/Jungkook fic. I’ve been searching nonstop for a few weeks and I think the author may have deleted it. The plot line is basically this: Jungkook is a medical student who falls in love with Yoongi and eventually loses his drive in the field. I know it has sexual content so it’s either M rated or E. One of the tags was ‘slow burn’ and ‘Jungkook cries a lot’. Thanks in advance!
11) Hello! In the lost chuchu batch 16, #13 is "I Can't Even" by handintheshot in Ao3. But I can't find a link of it. Also, I'd like to ask whether you know about the fic where jimin suddenly has a vagenay and then proceeds to have a hot threesome with jk and tae? If possible, can you please recommend me more like those? Thank you so much 💜
12) Hello! Do u guys know of a vmin pwp oneshot where taehyung has ADHD? They sit in a chair for most of it, and the premise has a slight focus on how Jimin makes it easier for Tae to sit still. It was really sweet, and I can't find it :c
13) I am looking for a 6+1 fic where Namjoon is homeless and in each iteration a different member takes him into their home and life. A recurring element is a cake decorating book that Namjoon borrows from the library - a page falls out detailing how to make a flower with icing, and he keeps it in his pocket. I have used my search-fu but I cannot find it. It was on AO3. I hope you can help, even if it's just with a possible name I can run via the Wayback machine! Thanks!
14) Hello! I would like to ask your help into searching for a story that I can't, for the life of me, find. It's a Yoonmin story but what I remember the most is that Jungkook works as a janitor in an office and he quits because his boss is horrible. However, Taehyung, whom his boss is interested in working with, will only sign the proposal if they rehire Jungkook, so the boss sends Jimin to do it, since Jimin is friends with the both of them. In the end, they all end up working at the same place. TY
15) Hello. I'm looking for a fic where the group had six members but Suga time travels/dimension travels and becomes part of the group as a secret member. I remember that Jin is doing a vlive and is squirted with a water gun but everyone thinks it's Jimin. And when it's reveled to be Suga he's in his dorm room and pulls a big super soaker from under his blankets. I hope that's enough. It's super specific but I can't seem to find it. I hope you can help me :)
16) hey i was looking for this soul reaper or angel?? au where jungkook dies and is taken to the shinigami/reaper realm by the reaper (i think it was yoongi) and i cant find it anywhere :(( i think he dies bc of his new friends and the fic opens with a scene where the reaper sends one of his murderers souls to hell? The reader finds out later i guess. Id really appreciate it if u could find that :(( thank you!
An anon believes it’s Naught Readings For Naughty Readers by supermans_crib, however that has been on AO3
17) Hi! I had recently lost one of the greatest ffs ever, it was a jikook au where they were in the military (?) and jimin had went into a stage sort of like heat and jungkook had to fuck him, he got hekka scared afterwords but they ended up liking eachother
as if it's your last by fatal (cumrich)
18) Hi! I'm trying to find a NamJin fic. I searched the fics here and my bookmarks on AO3 (since I swear I bookmarked it) but I can't seem to find it. It starts out where Yoongi is accusing Namjoon of not moving on. We find out that Namjoon and Seokjin are friends and Namjoon confessed to Seokjin and was rejected. Things get complicated when Seokjin keeps coming around and even interfering with someone Namjoon starts dating. Memorable scene, Seokjin chasing Namjoon in the dark screeching his name.
everything moves on by fruitily
19) Hello. I am looking for a namgi fic where yoongi works in an old bookshop and likes wearing feminine clothing , and namjoon works at a cafe but visits the bookshop often. Namjoon likes art and philosophy but is scared of his parent's reactions so yoongi tells him to fuck society and to "wake up from your sad life and figure out who you are", they eventually kiss as well. I read it on AO3. Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
20) Hi! I was wondering if y’all could help out with a fic I remember reading? jimin pining for yoongi and for some weird reason I remember a specific scene where jimin (whose brought food for yoongi) waits for yoongi outside of (a studio?) falls asleep waiting and wakes up when yoongi and someone else walk out. Jimin had wanted to eat with him I think but yoongi either says that he’s already ate or is headed to eat with the person. It’s unrequited feelings for a bit of the story.
21) There was a fix where yoongi was a prince and he went out and on the way met all the members who were disney princesses, it was a parody kind of, min yoonji was sleeping beauty and she went back to sleep again and from her castle members got a cat and kittens, can you please find it
22) Hello! I read this fiction a loonnggggg time ago where vminkook were in high school detention I think and kook could read minds and read tae's mind once and hes thinking about potatoes so he calls him potato boy but then the next time tae's thinking about fucking jimin and like yeah LOL I think they all end up in a threesome at the end but yeah I dont remember the title or author ))):
23) what’s that fanfic when it’s an au one of them is overweight and they join their school gym or something? and fall in love with the person who trains them. and there’s this beach scene and a car wash scene near the end. been looking for it for a while, hope you can help!
24) hi! i’m looking for a fic i read a while back, i think it was vmin and one of them had been hurt so the other got them off and they ended up in a relationship i think? pretty sure it was cannon compliant too! thanks!
25) so tae is a student and jk is a professor. jk is engaged to this woman (mina?). basically they are both straight but end up falling for each other so before jk gets married he plans to break up with the girl but she blackmails him with pics of him and his student and turns crazy. i don’t rlly remember what happens after that but later they eventually end up together. i think it’s ab 10 chapters. i’m pretty sure i read it on ao3!
26) Hello! I was reading this taekook fic on ao3 but I forgot what it was called ☹️ basically jungkook travels back in time and kidnaps his last self to tell him how in the future Tae kills himself, so jungkook tries to get his past self to be nicer to Tae and stop him. Past jungkook thinks that Tae cheated on him but he was actually forced to have sex with his “boss” but jungkook doesn’t give him a chance to explain and starts cheating on Tae and is being really nasty to him. Ah help plz if you can
27) I’m searching for a fic and i really can’t find it ... i remember it’s jikook (but not really) and it’s about jungkook (who thinks he’s straight) who downloads a porn (by mistake i think) of minjoon and like he ends up liking it, it’s so vague i’m sorry kfhskcj
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prompt,,,? you might be sick of this one, but penny feeling guilty abt what he did to bev cause she's dissociating, maybe? i'm interested in the thought process of it... (and i guess if you're super sick of that topic, then perhaps everyone trying to teach penny how to bake and making mess... or both prompts lmao)
hhh i kinda am a bit tired of the dissociation topic mostly bc its been discussed a lot, but maybe in the future i’ll say more stuff about it!!i def dont mind doin baking headcanons! sounds rly good anon!• obviously, penny makes the biggest messes.• burns the cookies all the time and the kids eat them just to make him feel better (even though richie is painfully straight forward and refuses to eat them)• ‘kiss the cook’ apron is always a must because bev thought it’d be amusing for penny to wear.• penny always tries to lick the frosting off the cake and eddie slaps his hand away all the time.• tries his best to decorate cakes which kinda just turn out to be stick figures an stuff but all that matters is he’s doing his best!!!!• FOOD FIGHT!• georgie wants him to make a turtle cake which pennywise despises but he does it anyways. its a terribly drawn turtle but georgie thinks its the best thing in the world because penny put a smiley face on it.• his specialty turns out to be pie’s.• likes cooking with georgie because he’s rly energetic even though the baking turns out.. really bad..... they put their hands in everything..... they both still eat it though.• penny is like a vacuum cleaner and they just use him to clean up mostly because he’ll eat everything.that’s all i got and i hope it was good enough sishzjsis
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Sunflower Asks
these are all inspired by the ethereal glow of sunflowers (and different types)
pacino: if you could be any age, what age would you be?
Probably about the age I am now (I’ll be 25 later this month). Or 30 with my life more figured out and my own place
ms. mars: what kind of flower or plant are you?
Probably a daffodil :P
goldie: do you wake up early to catch sunrises?
Not that early ;;;; I wake up early for my job but that’s not until 5:30-6 usually
maximilian: who is/are your current sunshine/s?
My Boyfriend :)
vanilla ice: are you a plant or an animal person?
Animals *^*
pastiche: what is your favorite color (include the perfect shade)?
Robin’s Egg Blue, Lavender, Periwinkle
red sun: would you rather have a planetarium or a botanical garden?
Planetarium
autumn beauty: who is the sun to your sunflower (a person that you look up to)?
Probably my mom for being so kind and strong and standing up for what she believes in.
moonwalker: do you consider yourself an idealist or a realist? why?
Realist. I daydream a lot but I know when to be serious and how to go about things organized.
valentine: make a playlist (with at least five songs) that reminds you of home?
nah
velvet ocean: what is your latest dream?
I had a nightmare I was subbing and couldn't find my class the other day, but that was a nightmare ;;;;
sungold: are you alright? really?
Yes. I am a bit stressed between going back to school and some medical issues. But I'm surrounded with people I love so I’m okay.
teddy bear: what’s the best present that you have ever received?
This year for Valentine’s Day my boyfriend gave me a notebook that he wrote in the whole time we were dating and that was probably one of the best things I’ve ever received. Also the first Harry Potter book from my parents, which got me into reading as well as the series.
sunspot: what’s been bothering you for a while?
Going back to school, medical issues I’ve been dealing with the past few months, losing a friend (which really isnt a loss bc they were horrible but still).
florenza: post a sunny selfie !!!
No thanks, in pjs lol
goldy double: what is/are the name/s of your pet/s?
Can’t say, I use some as passwords :P
sunrich limoncello summer: would u rather live in the ocean or the forest?
Ocean
mammoth russian: what’s your height? and dream height?
5′4″, Im fine as is
little becka: what’s your favorite seed?
??? Uh sunflower I guess?
lemon queen: can u bake? what are the pastries that you could bake?
Yes!!!! I love to make cakes and cookies for people! Not big on cupcakes though.
jerusalem artichoke: what do you normally do before sleeping?
Cuddle with Andrew, listen to relaxing music, shower etc.
willowleaf: what’s your favorite autumn outfit?
Flannels, skinny jeans, my comfiest hoodie
rosinweed: who are your favorite people?
Andrew (boyfriend), my best friend @rosepetals-in-thewind and my Mom
purpledisk: are you living ur dream life? if not, why do u think so?
Honestly at the moment I am. I really want a house and a dog and to live with my boyfriend but I know we’ll get there eventually so right now I’m just enjoying the ride.
serpentine: what’s your most favorite birthday memory?
Probably when my friend’s baked me my favorite cake and decorated the house for me lol
lakeside: what’s something that you like to do but you cant do it often?
Going to a beach or aquarium
prairie: what are the most beautiful things about your pet/s?
My pupper is super smart and loves everyone, my cat likes to snuggle up when im sad ^^
sawtooth: what’s a superstition that u can’t believe u believe in?
I still think there’s life on other planets tbh
downy/ashy: describe your dream significant other!
I’m already dating him so. Andrew is a bit cynical and sarcastic. He has zero filter and says whatever is on his mind, which has both helped and put us in bad situations. He can get temperamental but always realizes it quickly and apologizes. That said I’ve never loved someone so much before. He is always there to make me laugh and calls me just to tell me he loves me. He is there when I am in a great mood, when I’m sick on the bathroom floor and when I’m too depressed to do anything. I look forward to every day we spend together and every day apart is hard. Whether it’s walking through Philly and exploring or just cuddling at home I feel blessed, and I can’t wait for our future together.
Tagging whoever wants to do this, I was just bored :P
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Sugarpie Honeybunch (Promptember 2015)
This is probably the most popular piece that came out of Promptember, which is GREAT bc NanoFei is absolutely my fav ladyship (only MadoHomu comes close). I love them, they are mah bbys etc. I had a blast writing it and, well, i guess it shows. :D
Fandom: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Pairing: Nanoha x Fate
Prompt: This one from @otpprompts
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First day
“Mama, look!”
On the way to lunch, Vivio stopped Fate’s stride with one tug and pointed at a shop window, which displayed breads and bags of cookies.
“Let’s eat here today. It looks so pretty!”
Fate read the sign hanging above the door, the name on it written in a flowing script: Midori Cafe. Another sign on the sidewalk announced the grand opening, the date a few days before. “I think it’s only a bakery,” she said, squinting past the pastries into the shop.
“Then let’s get something for dessert later.” Mind made up, Vivio let go of Fate’s hand and ran to open the door.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake.” With a sigh, Fate followed her.
A panoply of enticing aromas surrounded her the instant she walked in. As the door shut behind her, a bell chimed. The decor of the place was as pleasing as the smells: robin’s egg walls, warm wood, checkered tablecloths.
Vivio was at the counter, investigating the pastry-filled display case there. “See, they sell sandwiches here,“ she said as Fate came over, pointing up at the menu. “So we can have lunch and get dessert.”
“Well…”
“Come on, mama, it just opened. We’ll be helping the owners!”
Fate relented, smiling. “You’re right. Do you know what you want?”
“Hmmm…” Vivio shifted from foot to foot. “I think I want–-”
“I’m so sorry!”
A brunette woman burst through the doors behind the counter and hurried over. “Welcome to Midori Cafe,” she said with a quick bow. “Thank you for stopping by!” She wore a pink apron covered in flour, and her ponytail was falling apart. “I didn’t hear the bell, I was working on a new recipe and lost track of the time and I’m the only one here right now…” She laughed, shyly, scratching her cheek; something brown dusted the back of her hand.
Fate had never seen someone so beautiful. Her heart seemed to have stopped. “Cinnamon,” she said.
“Huh?”
“On your hand.”
“Oh!” Blue eyes widened, and the woman’s cheeks reddened. “I get stuff everywhere when I’m baking. My sister hates it,” she said, wiping her hand on her apron.
“Did you make all these pastries?” Vivio piped up.
“No, not at all,” the woman said, smiling. “Well, I made some of them, but my parents and brother and sister make some too. It’s a family business.” Her smile widened, and she leaned over the counter to shake Vivio’s hand. “I’m Nanoha. What’s your name?”
“Vivio Harlaown! And this is my mama.” She grinned up at Fate. “It was my idea to come in here. Mama didn’t want to.”
“Uh-–” Fate held up a hand, smiling nervously. “That wasn’t really–- It’s just we have a usual place we go to and–-”
“No, I get it,” Nanoha said. “You didn’t plan on changing your routine today. But I have to say I’m happy you did.”
“So am I.” She said it without thinking; to cover her mortification she held out her hand. “My name is Fate, by the way.”
“Nice to meet you.” Up until now Fate had thought sparkling eyes existed only in books. “Now, what would you like to eat today?”
Fourth day
“Fate, Vivio.” Nanoha trotted over to their table, a pair of plates in hand, each with a cupcake. “We’re having a promotion today,” she said as she set them down. “Cupcakes on the house, courtesy of my brother. We’re getting so many customers now we want to thank them all!” She leaned and whispered, “Especially our regulars,” patting Vivio’s head, who nudged against her hand like a kitten, beaming.
Fate most definitely didn’t swoon back in her booth.
“I love cupcakes,” Vivio declared, picking hers up in both hands. “For my birthday I always want them instead of regular cake.”
“Ah, you have excellent taste. When is your birthday?”
“Tomorrow.” Vivio took a prim bite, eyeing Fate.
“Vivio…” Fate tsked at her. “She just wants more cupcakes,” she said to Nanoha.
“My birthday’s in July. I’m gonna be ten.”
“Ten is a very important birthday,” Nanoha said, completely serious. “I don’t know if cupcakes are important enough for that.”
“If I have ten of them they will be!”
Nanoha laughed. “Come here on your birthday and I will personally make you ten cupcakes. But,” she held up a finger, “only if your mom’s invited.”
Fate felt her cheeks warming.
“Mama, of course you’re invited.” Vivio giggled. “I wouldn’t forget you.”
“That’s a relief.” Fate smiled and picked up her cupcake, watching Nanoha walk away.
Eighth day
“Mama, you’re always smiling at Nanoha. Do you like her?”
“Well, she’s very nice. I like her a lot.”
“No, no, no. I mean like-like! The way you and papa were before you went back to just like.”
“Uh–-”
Nanoha had just come over with their paninis. She showed no sign of having heard.
“My left eye is papa’s color,” Vivio said to Nanoha, “and my right eye is mama’s color. They still like each other, just not the way they used to. Sometimes that happens.” That said, she tucked into her panini.
Fate stammered, reaching for her water glass. “She doesn’t usually, um, well, it’s true but she doesn’t-– too much information?”
“Nanoha’s a friend,” Vivio said through a mouthful. “She understands stuff like that, right, Nanoha?”
Nanoha nodded. “Certainly. Sometimes you think you like someone and later you realize it’s actually like-like.” She winked.
Fate downed her water glass.
Thirteenth day
“I still don’t get it,” Vivio said, while they waited in line.
“Don’t get what?”
“Why you can’t tell Nanoha you like-like her.”
Fate sighed. “I told you it’s not that simple. I’m… I’m not ready yet.”
“Why?” She dragged the word into several syllables. “I can tell she like-likes you back because you smile at each other the exact same way when one of you isn’t looking!”
“Vivio, not so loud,” Fate hissed, noticing others glancing their way. She hung on to her handbag, gripped by the sudden desire to flee the shop.
“I’m not being loud,” Vivio said, voice rising, as the line moved. “I’m being emphatic. I don’t like that you’re not being honest with Nanoha.”
“Aw, Fate, are you keeping secrets from me?”
They’d reached the counter. Nanoha was waiting with their paninis.
Fate stifled a groan. “No, not at a-–”
“Mama like-likes you and doesn’t want to tell you,” Vivio said with a frown.
Nanoha blinked down at her. “She d-–?”
“Even though I told her you like-like her too. It’s so frustrating! I just don’t see what the problem is!” She stomped away toward the bread window.
They stared at each other.
“Nanoha, you’re holding up the line.” At the pastry section on the other end of the counter, her brother spoke up.
Nanoha jumped, flushing. “Sorry, Kyouya. Can you take over? I’ll pay you back later.” She grabbed the panini plates and left the counter without waiting for an answer.
At a loss, Fate followed her to the usual table. Nanoha set the plates down and took a seat, gesturing Fate across the table.
“So.” Nanoha rested her chin in both hands. “Vivio thinks you… like-like me, and vice-versa. Right?”
Fate could barely nod, her face felt so hot.
“Well. She’s right about vice-versa. So what about you? Do you like-like me?”
“Yes.” Fate plonked her head against the booth with a groan. “I’m embarrassed because I’ve hardly known you two weeks and-– wait.” She sat up and leaned forward, hands on the table. “You like-like, like me?” She sputtered, shook her head. “Aagh, we need to stop saying that.”
“Yes, Fate. I like you.”
She looked at Nanoha’s hand, resting over hers, and at the smile in her eyes, and said, “I fell for you that first day.” She put her free hand to her mouth, wanting to take the words back, but Nanoha giggled.
“Really? I was such a mess. We’d barely had anyone in and I thought it would be another nothing day…” She smiled; Fate thought it was the brightest one yet. “Then a cute girl walked in. Oh, and her mother too.”
Fate laughed, falling back into the booth. She laughed until she couldn’t breathe, until Nanoha was wiping tears of mirth from her eyes too, until Vivio came bounding over and demanded to know what was so funny.
“Your mom is really happy, so she just had to laugh.”
Vivio gasped, pressing her hands to her cheeks. “You said you like-like her and mama said it back, right?”
“That’s exactly right.”
With a squeal, Vivio leapt to hug Nanoha. “Finally! I’ve been waiting forever.” Then she clambered over Fate’s lap to sit next to her and grabbed a panini. “Can you get your brother and sister to watch the place? I wanna get ice cream together. We need to celebrate.”
“Sorry, I can’t. All hands on deck right now. But…” Nanoha paused, affecting a thoughtful look. “I know! I’ll pay my brother by buying cupcakes for all of us.” She squeezed Fate’s hand, then got up from the booth. “When the lunch rush is over we’ll have them, okay?” she said as she hurried back to her post.
“Let’s get ice cream tomorrow, too,” Vivio called after her.
Fourteenth day
“You know, Vivio, I have to thank you.” The three of them were walking along the river, each with an ice cream cone.
Vivio stopped mid-lick. “F'what?”
“Well, if it weren’t for you coming into the Cafe, I might not have met your mom.” She smiles at Fate, swinging their linked hands back and forth.
“I don’t know about that,” Vivio said modestly, though she skipped a bit. “She can only resist pastries for so long.”
“Especially ones as delicious as yours,” Fate said with a laugh.
“I knew it. You just like me for my desserts.”
“Nanoha, you’re the sweetest thing in that cafe, I’ll have you know.”
“Mama,” Vivio groaned.
“Hey, not so fast,” said Nanoha, tapping Vivio’s head. “I happened to like that line.” She bumped her head against Fate’s affectionately. “Just don’t call me cupcake.”
“I won’t, my little croissant.”
“Mama…!”
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Bakeoff fic pt 3
Matt leaned over to Rick, and whispered, “You cannot tell merely by looking, but the last of an endangered species, the heterosexual, is dead.”
Damien had to clamp his hand over Rick's mouth to stop his laughter from being heard. Dara giggled to himself.
“Good morning everybody! Welcome back. Your final challenge is the show stopper. Your teams must create a three-tiered cake. Beyond that, it's up to you. You have five hours. Off you go!”
~*~
“So, strategy,” said Damien, “We get the cakes cooked and cooling as quickly as possible. Then we can spend ages on decoration.”
“What are you two discussing?” asked Co-Chung.
“Plan,” said Rick, “Which has been affected by the fact that we are now short of a piping bag,”
“Your fault.”
“Yours too. But we now have to spend more time on decoration. Which is time we don't have.”
“Good luck.”
“We don't need luck. We need to kidnap Tom in order to get extra time.”
~*~
“How's it going?” asked Ben.
“Guess.” said BC
“No-one's died yet.”
“Correct. Not so sure it will stay that way though.”
Just then their mixer crashed to the floor.
~*~
Co-Chung did not need to ask how Becky and Tom's cake was getting on. Tom was busy fishing eggshells out of the batter.
~*~
Co-Chung walked over to Melina and Chloe's table, where the cakes were busy baking, and Melina was busy preparing the frosting, while Chloe was busy making jam.
“How.”
“It's witchcraft, I swear.” said Ben.
“I wish there was a more logical explanation.”
~*~
Dara and Matt had also managed to get their cakes into the oven. However, as Ben walked up, Dara was overwhelmed by a cloud of icing sugar as he began to whisk the frosting. He stood to the side and cleaned his glasses. He replaced them onto his head, adjusted them, and began whisking again. He turned it off almost immediately, and took his glasses off again. Matt just sighed and took over. Dara then picked up the jar of jam, and attempted to open it. Matt closed her eyes and exhaled slowly.
~*~
Rick sneaked cautiously up behind Chloe. He reached slowly towards the piping bag sat on the table. As his fingertips touched the plastic, Melina brought down the kitchen knife swiftly between his outstretched fingers. He brought his hand away, and hung his head in shame has he headed back.
As he passed, Matt laughed at him. He grabbed the knife from where Damien was about to pick it up, and held up, threatening. She grabbed the gun from her pocket, and shot the wall behind him, and smirked. He whimpered and went to cuddle Damien. He just sighed.
“Knife.”
Rick reluctantly handed it over. A cloud of smoke rose up from the other side of the kitchen as Becky opened the oven. Layla just held her head in her hands and cried.
~*~
“One minute remaining!”
Tom was overcome with panic. They were nowhere near finished. He had a mental breakdown for about 10 seconds, before vanishing and reappearing slightly to the left, looking neat and tidy, and showing off a perfectly finished cake. He grinned. Damien threw a spoon at the back of his head.
Meanwhile, Melina meticulously finished the last swirl of frosting, and placed the piping bag down. She and Chloe managed to share a short kiss before Arabella spoke up again.
“Time is up!”
Rick threw the palette knife onto the workbench.
“It's not fair!” shouted Damien, “They had extra time!” he pointed to Tom and Becky, who were sat with smug looks on their faces. “That's cheating!
“It's not cheating,” said Lizzie, “We never defined a rule that said you aren't allowed to stop time to finish your bake. What they did was perfectly allowed.”
“And completely unfair.” Rick pouted.
~*~
Lizzie and Layla arrived at the table of Rachael and BC. Layla glared at BC as the top layer slipped off of the cake, landing face-down on the table. The judges took a forkful each.
“Absolute shit.”
“Still edible though,” said Lizzie.
“Still edible is not a compliment.”
“Relativity, Layla. Relativity.”
~*~
The judges next approached Tom and Becky's cake.
“Nice piping,” said Lizzie.
Layla was busy taking a bite. “Looking pretty does not hide the fact that it tastes like something shat out of a ferrari.”
“'Shat out of a ferrari'. 'Shat out of a ferrari'. Layla, what the fuck?” asked Arabella.
“I have been poisoned by shitty cake, leave me alone.”
~*~
Next was Rick and Damien's creation.
“Not bad, to say you were short of a piping bag.” said Lizzie.
They both high-fived each other.
“The loss of their piping bag was their fault. Do not take pity on them.”
“Layla, stop being so negative.”
“Elizabeth Augustus, let me ask you something. When in my life have I ever been positive about anything?”
“When you've won at mariokart.”
Lizzie nearly died that day.
In Lizzie's absence, Layla was eating a slice of the cake.
“It does taste really good though.”
As she walked away, Ben discretely cut himself a slice, and sat down eating it in a corner.
~*~
Lizzie had now recovered, and was eating some of Matt and Dara's cake.
“Not very good,” said Layla,
“But not disgusting either.”
~*~
Lizzie gasped at the beauty of Melina's piping work. Layla was incredibly satisfied with its taste and texture. Nothing needed to be said. Perfection had been created.
“What are your secrets?” Damien demanded, brandishing a knife.
“Not revealing them to others.” Said Chloe, raising her own.
Damien slowly put it down, glowering at her.
~*~
“I do not feel that it is necessary to announce the winners of the competition.” Said Arabella, “However I will do so as a neat conclusion to this event.”
She walked up to Chloe and Melina with a sheet of stickers.
“Which ones do you want?”
“Can I have the snail?” asked Melina.
“I want the lion. Wait no, the giraffe. Actually, the rainbow. Hmm. The star.”
“I will treasure this moment forever,” said Melina, with heavy amounts of sarcasm. Just the amount that the recipe called for.
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