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yokakaiju · 3 months

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i got bored and made a tierlist based off who smokes the most weed

justifications under cut

so like i made this cause its funny first and foremost, but i did put like somewhat actual thought into this. not much, but synapses were firing in my brain putting this together

also im not tagging everyone, ill just like pick 2 or whatevs

okay so first up is chidaruma. dude prolly invented weed ngl. you know he's smoked everyway imaginable: blunt, pipe, bong, can, apple, vape, synthesized, edible, hotbox, blower; you name it, he's done it. he's kinda over it, but he's still up there just cause like... idk he is and won't take criticism

haru is a beautiful weed smoking gf thats literally it

13's entire schedule is probably wake up, smoke, jerk off, sleep, eat, smoke, jerk off, eat, smoke, repeat. he also would probably kin jesse pinkman

ton is a bitch and smokes all the cross-eye commanders weed. like they'll save up for MONTHS to get like 5oz (one for each of them :3) and he'll be like, "woah! a bag of weed!" and smoke it ALLLLLL in like an hour. he's like a truffle pig for weed, they can try to hide it but his ass always finds it and smokes it all. he would prolly also call it za or skunk or some shit like that

ebisu isn't quite in the high 24/7 catagory, but she could be. dawg loves weed, like she is also 100% a fucking master at rolling blunts she rivals chidaruma at it. rolling blunts is like a sport for her tbh

aikawa's gotta cope dawg. like if he aint at school or currently being possed by demons his ass is smokin that shit bruh he needs a minute to chill. also he's got crazy money (kai's money but shhh) so he might as well spend it on his pookie <3 (risu)

noi may be controversial being up so high, but hear me out. weed smoking gf? i think yes B) mogs at you

asuka also has to cope, but its cause shes a blackpilled femcel (her own words i stg)

chota would smoke, but he hates the smell and doesn't want it to ruin his clothes and shit. he prolly wears like silk gowns and dances around to madonna while trippin off like 10g. he's livin the life tbh

OKAY HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT johnston. fucking johnston is only i repeat ONLY UP HERE‼️ because kasukabe gives him those little non thc thc pills people give to dogs with anxiety and agression issues to keep him calm

poor dokuga cant share with his besties so he's been condemed to eating edibles alone... also smoking/inhaling smoke makes him drool a bit so like a bit deadly for everyone around him to even try. i like, debated on putting him in never, but tetsujo prolly cooks smth up for him so he doesn't feel left out <3

natsuki is only at the top of sometimes because she probably would more if she had money. also she sucks in a blunt rotation cause her ass ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL tries to hold it in and always coughs like a mfer and taps out after like one hit

vaux just makes sense. he looks like an average 30-40smth nu metal oldhead, theres no way he DOESNT smoke at least a little. id put him in 100% but he's also a fairly responsible doctor so liek idk

kasukabe doesnt as much anymore, mostly only when he's with haru, but he still does sometimes for funsies cause he's just chiil like that :3

tetsujo doesn't thattt much cause it fucks with his already dog shit depth perception super bad, but sometimes if ton or the others dont find it he shares it with dokuga and they like yuri pose and eat edibles together or smth idk

ik kaiman is gonna be controversial being so low, but listen. 1) his ass is too focused on socerers and shit to care 2) he's dirt poor. he simply cannot afford it 3) how tf is he gonna smoke with no lips? that blunt would just get chewed to shit. like genuinely he would maybe get one singular edible if nikaido or vaux were feeling nice, but other than that its like, idk almost never for him

i would but shin in never, but ik noi is like "boss!!!! come take hits off this bong with me!! its gonna be so sick omg you HAVE to come smoke with me RN!!!!" and he'd be like "sighhhhhh... anything for my weed smoking gf ig..."

ushishimada is only so low cause i feel like he's too mothery to smoke a lot? like, he's too responsible, but not responsible enough to outright say no. also they're poor asf and ton always smokes it all

fukuyama would get his ass kicked by tanba if he found out, but ik dawgs gotta take a load off sometimes tbh

now again, controversial take but i have reasons. risu is so fucking poor. like, genuinely he is too worried about his tuition, bills, and groceries to give af about it (also cause aikawa is a bitch and makes him pay for everything cause "i forgot my wallet oopsie :3c"). now aikawa does supply him tho and he hooks him up with the primo shit ong. so at least when he does smoke he smokes that good shit (also they yuri pose as well while they smoke)

again, saji is too mommy to smoke that much weed (also another case of being too poor). bro doesn't want his clothes and needlework to smell like shit, which i respect

ai 100% would if his ass wasnt so busy with his damn self expiramentation bs. like, he wants to smoke so bad tbh, but he's like "sigh i gotta work on my plans to rebuild my body from the ground up.. maybe tomorrow" stares longingly out the window imagining how cool smoking weed is

again, kai's over here fuckin "i have to go to work" like he genuinely just doesn't care or have time. he's never even thought about it tbh, like you're tellin me this mfer has had a single thought outside of total domination in his entire existance??? HELL NAH HIS ASS DOES NOT THINK HE HAS ZERO THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD I STG

now this may also be controversial. why isn't by beautiful coquette cottagecore angelcore babe out there rolling and smoking the fattest blunts known to man? turkey just like doesnt feel it. its not for her tbh. she tried smoking, she tried edibles. she just wasnt a fan tbh. like, she'll cook up some of the tastiest edibles you've ever had if you ask, but she just aint a fan

kirion also just doesn't feel it tbh. again, its not for her and thats alright

wow surprise surprise another controversial take. like, before you get mad just think abt it for a sec. like, she's so fucking business first and always has been that i think she would just see it as a major hinderance on her job performance, as well as the performance of her employees later down the line. now im not saying she's a narc or hardass about it, im saying she just doesn't feel it. the high she gets from people enjoying her food and making money is enough for her tbh. also she does do edibles sometimes, but mostly like when it rains in hole to make it a little less miserable and painful

en is about the same. like, he def has. he's just like, idk. he doesnt wanna. its not for him anymore. he doesn't care if anyone in the family does it, but they better not sacrifice the quality of their work for it. like if he catches you high on the job its prolly like some sort of repremanding, but off the clock he dont gaf

genuinely copy paste nikaidos shit for tanba. he's too worried about his business to even consider smoking weed

now... kawajiri is a fucking narc and a half. his ass would be like "erm ☝️🤓 well actually" and then give a big long speech about how weed is bad blah blah blah whatever no one cares dawg stop fuckin yappin. but like, he's just pissed cause no one will smoke with him or share their weed with him cause he's such a hardass

fujita is kinda weed smoking gf coded, but like ik his ass would be like "EN! EN! I SAW EBISU SMOKING A BLUNT THE SIZE OF HER OWN FOREARM AND TRYING TO SHARE IT WITH KIKURAGE!!! YOU NEED TO STOP HER RN!!!!" but hes only like this cause when he was in a blunt roation with shin, noi, and ebisu they all told him holding it in made you higher, but he ended up puking and they all laughed at him and made fun of him for it because hes a fucking idiot. so now he's an evil little narc who squeals to en when he even catches a whiff of a skunk like scent

curse is a bitch and ik his ass is like "RAAAHHHH‼️ I GOTTA GO KILL THE CROSS-EYES BOSS RAHHH‼️ I NEED TO SEEK REVENEGE FOR MY MURDER RAHHHHHH‼️" like dawg chill tf out be so real rn. he's too focused on revenge and shit to smoke and like, i think if he did smoke and kai also smoked they'd have beautiful hot sexy yaoi, thats just me tho

oh my god shou is such a bitch about it. like sure kawajiri gives lectures about the "scary true reality of weed" and fujita is a narc, but this guy. oh my god this mfer. THIS IS THE REAL REASON EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT HIM ITS CAUSE THEY KNOW HIS ASS IS GONNA WHINE AND BITCH AND MAKE YOU GO TO LIKE AA OR NA OR WHATEVER FOR IT!!!! HE'LL START CALLIN YOI AND ADDICT AND SAYIN ITS A GATEWAY AND SHIT AND HOW THE DEVILS WILL IMMEDIATLY DRAG YOI TO HELL AND TORTURE YOU FOREVER IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT OH MY BALLS

kikurage is literally just a dog dawg. her ass dont even know what weed is

store crow mauler is like... idk man. idk how it would smoke weed or if it even knows or cares what weed is. whatever, its kinds like a pet so whatevs

#dorohedoro #drhdr #ドロヘドロ #kaiman #nikaido #risu drhdr #aikawa drhdr #shitpost #vin speaks

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siskiyn · 7 months

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so yeah a couple weeks ago i started playing neopets again after 13+? years. i'm over here making a discount dnd party with names like these. i kinda like it though..... my oc brain is stirring after a long, long time. like i want them to be a crew. the found family trope incarnate. ride-or-die. i have no idea what colors i want these babies to be but i'm MOTIVATED. there are so many new paint brush / colors to consider too, i am actually having a blast over here making goals to reach & learning stuff i never ever bothered with in the past.

(please join me)

ONTO THE PETS + OC BRAINSTORMING

MALFEEN thinking wraith for Malfeen, first. he's becoming my battledome pet! something badass and/or eternal looking. that's all really. eventide zafara could be ok too with some customization. he look a little too unimposing with those eyes. something about wraith though OOH i want one.

VHAMPIRR Vhampirr has GOT to change species and color, grundos gotta be the UGLIEST mfers out in neopia i'm sorry. Vhamp's gonna be the leader because i rescued him from the pound first and ngl it was exciting. teenaged sisk never found anything good while pound surfing. now i don't even know how many painted pets i've seen in there. the satisfaction is astronomical.

anyways i don't wanna be too derivative with a name like Vhampirr but then again cringe is dead, he could be some cool undead mfer. i'm thinking darigan? (once a darigan fan always a darigan fan.) there are many good species options something about darigan xweetok makes me wanna punch it (lovingly). he looks like he'd make fun of you and be camp as hell. he looks like he gets a new piecing every time he's depressed because he finds it quite bracing and rejuvenating, actually.

OAXUN Oaxun is the only pet i made from scratch, in homage to an old pet from an old account (rip). the rest are pound finds. at first i was thinking making her into a little baby eyrie. babygirl of the party who everyone dotes on, receives the chaotic parenting of the whole gang. but man i love eyries a lot & with a name like Oaxun i feel like a material color like maractite, water or relic would be soo fitting. i'm less and less attached to baby the longer i think on it tbh.

GRIMSVONTE literally just adopted this dude tonight. idk if i'll keep him but i think royalboy or something fancy like that would match the name. he could be that escort mission tag-along that you absolutely suffer through. Grimsvonte hahaha... royalboy gelert got me fucked up with the bowl cut hair. it's giving trust fund kid, Grimsvonte the 3rd... it's giving "mother father i'm off on a harrowing adventure don't look for me". idk it could be comedy gold!!

not many of the royals appeal to me although royalboy peophin is kinda hot? Hot Middle-aged Grimsvonte?? no i'm not accepting comments. just think about it.

& that's it!!! well i have a baby kougra pound rescue but *covers his ears* i don't really like him or his ugly ass name. i think i'm overly attached to baby neopets due to Nostalgia only. they're relatively cheap to get too. i don't know! can you feel the vibe of this group so far? the vision?? if i do get a baby neopet it'll prolly be a more thoughtful addition. maybe one of the above will magically turn into a single parent. like, say... baby peophin for daddy Grimsvonte? (i know you agree. you agree with me right. look at them together.)

#neopets #*crying* why was this so fun #cringe is so dead #sisk's neopets adventures

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cognitohazardous · 1 year

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i saw ur tags abt not being able to find the snooze tumblr live option!! just in case u didn’t know - you gotta go to the account settings page > general settings > dashboard preferences. then u gotta scroll all the way to the bottom and it should say ‘snooze tumblr live’ hope this helps!! (i have an iphone too, and i snoozed that mfer asap)

ty i found it!

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ihateflying · 1 year

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From the Belfast Rally this is the CWU women's officer. Thank you to everyone who attended and to everyone who supported us

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Please see attached poster for tomorrow's rally at BELFAST CITY HALL @ 1pm. The CWU DSGP (Postal) Terry Pullinger will be attending and speaking at our rally.

Tomorrow there will be 170,000 CWU members taking industrial action from both Royal Mail and The BT Group.

It is essential that you make every effort to attend the rally to ensure we raise the profile of our dispute with the wider public and also to show solidarity to our other CWU members who are also taking strike action and not forgetting the many other industries who are or will be taking action and standing up for their right to a decent wage in this cost of living crisis. Let's show them that WE are the CWU and we aren't going anywhere.

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Please please share this!

Royal mail ceo Simon Thompson has decided to go ahead with his plans to de-recognise the communication workers union by ignoring legally binding agreements and unilaterally deciding to forge ahead with changes that benefit the company, the shareholders and managers. They have recently been attempting to delay any further strike action and even trying to declare further industrial action illegal.

He has the tories on his side but we'll keep fighting until we're done. Fuck Simon Thompson. Fuck royal mail. Fuck the rich. Fuck the company. Fuck the tories backing these cunts.

Personally I think we need to more direct with methods of "communicating our intent" but we'll see about that.

If you have twitter let royal mail know they they can go fuck themselves.

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Royal mail have once again brought nothing to the table with talks and think they can break us.

There are more strikes happening and I myself shall be at my mail centre from 6am onwards.

Postal workers work day and night, we worked through the lockdown and recieved fuck all from Royal Mail bar a slap in the face. Once again I'm asking people to share this and to let Royal mail know they fucked up.

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My #1 post of 2022

Royal mail are out on strike today for better pay that reflects an actual, inflation adjusted living wage. Please spread the message and show your support for postal workers across the UK.

We want a living wage and to protect the universal postal service! We will not be made into a gig economy or into amazon with different branding!

Stand with the CWU!

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shadowshisui · 3 months

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I've said it multiple times but going through the haikyuu tag makes me think you guys don't really care about the volleyball 😕 I love the characters just as much as the next mfer but damn if my block list doubles every time I get back into haikyuu bc all of the fuck shit on the main tag I gotta see it gets exhausting

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oogaboogaspookyman · 1 year

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I'm afraid I gotta pass out lmao was meant to be asleep lmao an hour+ ago but too excited lmao because I am a fool, I will excitedly be awaiting side blog so feel free to throw the blog at me as I assume ur likely in the process of making it so no rush intended from me! I will scurry over in the morn and follow lmao and probably send any and all movie au ask stuff over there and tag that blog in future for movie au asks unless you want me to still tag ur main lmao idk let me know how ya want it done!

Only time will tell~

UPDATE: BLOG UP MFERS.

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mushroom-winners-proof · 2 years

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So back with my plot bunnies

So Wayfinders and Master Eraqus, well in this AU it would be obvious

They run a funeral home

It's called Land of Departure

After having a huge falling out over Xehanort's lack of scruples, Eraqus decides to leave him (in all of the ways possible), and after adopting Aqua, Terra, Ven, and Vani, he opens Land of Departure

Now the Wayfinders + Van don't spend all of their time working at LoD, Terra is a Bodyguard, Aqua is a Dance Instructor, Ven is on Track and Field, Vani is Xehanort’s intern with X (Key) Corp (Supersidary to Darkness Inc and Hollow Org)

Yes due to his upbringing Van is less of an ass

Also, The Heart Hotel + Sora lived in an orphanage before being adopted by their caretakers

And the family relationships are that Sora, Vanitas, and Xion were all fraternal triplets while Ventus, Roxas, and Naminè were triplets

@clearcobaltspear: "So my last ask got cut off for reasons

So let's continue on

Now Vanitas is basically Xehanort's intern/back up successor to Smol Nort

And he kicks off Riku's character development as while Ansem can be a dipshit sometimes most times he at least somewhat cares for Riku

Xehanort doesn't (Let's be honest Xehanort is a shit father)

Which makes Riku actually put in an effort

Also, X-Corp is essentially where Darkness Inc and Hollow Org came from, it was created after a few backroom deals and blackmailing got Ansem the Wise kicked out and Xehanort plagiarized and improved the work.

It sells prosthetics and tech to safely transport/plant organs

NEXT TIME: What Naminé and Xion are doin

(Also I'm happy I somehow created a myth arc with the MoM doing something to create the sinkhole)

#'long post #intern riku au #snap chats #HI putting my commentary in the tags #BUT i very much like how eraqus runs a funeral home- ironic innit LMAO #also love how terras a bodyguard mfer a guardian aha gottem #thank you for more contributions always fun to read what youve got in mind !#>eraqus leaves xehanort got me thinkin of divorce arc again im sorry divorce is so funny to me #BUT WE DON GOTTA GET INTO THAT just a small chuckle im havin with meself #truly appreciate all these plot points bein covered im glad we got the DiZ situation figured out here

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mochikage · 2 years

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Can you write Yn avoiding Itachi?

please don't do this to him he would be SO sad :(

Itachi’s slumped over on an outside bench. His shoulders are hunched forward with his head hanging low. His forearms are resting against the tops of his thighs and he has two dango loosely held in his right hand.

Shisui has never seen Itachi look so defeated before.

“If you don’t move your hand, the dango will fall right off the stick.” Shisui tries to joke with him, but he knows his friend like the back of his hand

Itachi only straigtens up and looks at Shisui. His eyebrows are pinched together in thought, lips pulled down in a frown.

“I just don’t understand what I did? I mean I only offered them dango and they take off running the other way?”

Shisui sighs, wondering how Itachi could be so perceptive and yet so blind. Shisui almost chuckles when he thinks of Itachi as a genius. Sure, he’s super smart in battle and a great person to talk to about the philosphies of life but Itachi has to be one of the blindest mfers he’s ever met when it comes to his love life

Shisui was your friend too, so it’s not like he can just tell it how he sees it

“We have training with them tomorrow. They could just be having a bad day.” He pats his friend on the back and sits down on the bench next to him for some company

The next time Itachi sees you is at your scheduled training. It was always nice to be able to have him point out little mistakes that could turn out deadly when fighting against Shisui or vise versa. Not to mention that watching them train together is widlly entertaining, especially when they use their sharingans. It’s so interesting to see the battle of wits.

Usually after training the three of you would see if Sasuke would want to tag along to get some food, but with the way you were shoving your things in your bag, it didnt’ seem like you were going to join them

Itachi still brings it up, just to see what excuse you will give him this time

“Sorry, not today. I have a lot of things to catch up on.” You feel terrible for lying, but you don’t think you can be around Itachi any longer. You treasured your friendship with him SO much that the last thing you want to do is to scare him away by confessing

You don’t miss the annoyed look Itachi gives you, and it actually surprised you. He’s usually pretty stoic (outside of the occasional smile) and he has never shown any negative emotions towards you. You end up staring at each other, you with a worried look and Itachi with a frown and look of disapproval (pls i love this still of itachi)

“This is the third thing you skip out on something.” Itachi points out. He enjoys spending time with his friend and his brother, but when you’re around he’s reminded of the beauty in life. Sasuke gave him a reason to live, Shisui showed him how to live it, and you’ve shown him the beauties of it. He just wants to have you around, you don’t even have to talk or do anything. Your presence alone is enough and he can’t understand what’s so bad about being in his.

“I’m sorry, Itachi. I really am.” It’s all you can say. He takes a deep breath and sighs.

“You shouldn’t apologize. I’m sure you have things in your life to take care of. I apologize for my tone.” He’s bowing and apologizing to you sincerely and girl (gn) you better man up (gn) and say something soon because he’s genuinely starting to think that you want to live your life on independent of him

You continue to dodge Itachi for the next week, avoiding any casual interaction with him in fear of your guilt forcing you to tell him how you feel

it hurts you to see him disappointed whenever you’re turning a corner or dismissing him with a quick wave and a gotta run! it hurts you almost as much as it hurts him to see you avoid him at any cost

Itachi is a patient man, a trait of his that you admired and practiced daily to have

But everyone has their limits

itachi was over it when he saw you casually strolling in the village, passing by flower shops and taking the time to smell some of the flowers and even talk to some of the shop owners. He can tell you’re not in any obvious rush. He approaches you, and when you make eye contact (before he can even smile at you because of course he’s so forgiving for your past actions you asshole) you quickly run to the left, not even noticing that you were going into an alleyway.

He’s officially fed up.

Itachi follows your path into the alleyway and lets out an annoyed huff when you’re gone. At least you’re escaping skills have improved.

Itachi decides that the only way to get you to talk to him is to have him sneak up on you. So when he sees you on another casual stroll later in the week, he sneaks up behind you, places a hand over your mouth and around your waist and takes you away

You don’t even realize what’s happened until you’re standing in the forest just outside the village walls. Your back is to the tree trunk and Itachi has both arms locking you in, basically kabedoning you against the tree

Of course he takes you here, there’s no easy escape with the open area around you and there’s no one you can randomly start talking to in order to avoid him. He’s clearly isolated you on purpose.

“Are you going to run away?” He asks gently. Even with little to no tolerance left with your childishness he’s still tender with his words and tone

You only shake your head. You’re unsure if your heart was racing in your chest from the sudden change in scenery or from his proximity. You knew it was only a matter of time before he clued in on your feelings but you wanted more time.

“Y/N, this isn’t going to be very easy for me so I ask that you be patient.”

Fuck. This is it. He’s going to tell you that he doesn’t feel the same way. He’s going to tell you how uncomfortable you make him when you stare at him or hold on to him when training or spending time with each other.

“I’m not exactly sure where to start, or really how to say this, but I don’t like how you’ve been with me in the last few weeks.”

You feel like the words are going to spill out of your mouth. It’s like with each beat of your heart, the words crawl further up your throat until you can’t hold it in anymore. You’ve never seen Itachi look so unsure of himself. It’s not like him at all and it’s such a strange sight that you think he might’ve been controlled by someone else. He’s looking around you, as if searching for the right words to say.

“I’m sorry for whatever I did to make you despise me so much but if you could please just clue me in what I did so I know what to do to make things right. Or just to--”

“What?” You blurt out, looking at the man in front of you.

Itachi’s eyes dart to meet your own. His head is slightly tilted to one side, just as confused as you are.

“Is it not possible for me to make this up to you?” You almost don’t hear him from how quiet his voice came out. His look of confusion slowly starts to morph into one of despair.

“No, no it’s not that. I just don’t know what you’re apologizing to me?” You rush out, not wanting to look at him with this expression anymore. He doesn’t deserve this unnecessary stress.

“Because I must’ve done something to have you avoiding me any chance you get. And I miss your company. And I desire to have you around me more often.”

“Itachi...” you take a deep breath and close your eyes, “I’ve been avoiding you because I like you and I very much value you as a person and the last thing I wanted to do was to lose you.”

Itachi wants to laugh at your logic. He could if he would, but he’s so focused on three special little words you just uttered.

You slowly open your eyes, thinking that Itachi had left you even though he would never dream of it

You’re surprised to see him standing closer than before, his eyes red

“Sorry, I just wanted to remember this moment.”

kill me now he’s so cute

Itachi reaches for your hand, gently cradling it before bringing your knuckles to his lips. “Are you free now?”

You only nod, trying to calm your nerves from the events of the last ten minutes

“Would you care for some dango?”

You nod again, feeling your face get warm when he offers you his arm.

Even if he doesn’t say those special little words back to you verbally, he’ll say it with his actions.

Everything finally feels like it should, at peace.

#itachi ask #itachi x reader #anonymous #naruto

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ao3feed-dadzawa · 4 years

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Firecracker Meets Scarface

Firecracker Meets Scarface by AddisynDaKilla

Bakugou Katsuki was seven years old when his mom decided that he was old enough to get kicked out of the house overnight. Which, if you were to ask him, that's a little too fucking young.

When Bakugou Katsuki is seven years old, he meets the only person in the world who ever gave a damn about him.

Words: 2340, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of Bakugou Katsuki: I love him so I make him suffer

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Dabi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Todoroki Shouto, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Iida Tenya, Original Character, but actually not - Character, youll see - Character, Uraraka Ochako, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri, Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, more to be added

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki & Dabi, Bakugou Katsuki & Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta

Additional Tags: Dabi is a Todoroki, Dabi is Todoroki Touya, NO ROMANCE BETWEEN DABI AND BAKUGOU I STG ILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU THINK IT, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, Bakugou Katsuki Needs a Hug, Bakugou Katsuki Needs Therapy, Bakugou Katsuki Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Bakugou Katsuki Has Issues, we been knew tho, bakugou doesnt hate midoriya in this, like yeah hes mean but hes always mean so cmon, Aizawa is a Tired Dad, plz give him that, more tags to come idk what to put, Tags Are Hard, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, bakugou katsuki is a hoarder of emotions, mfer really said no you cant know why im having a panic attack go away, bakugou katsuki deserves better, and im a slut for bakugou angst, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Big Brother Dabi, dabi said he gets abused haha mine, dabi goes by taro at first but its him, runaways gotta change their name yknow, i dont lmao, IM SO BAD AT WRITING FIGHTING PLZ IM SORRY, bakugou just wants the parental care he never had as a child

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27130085

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Dadzawa #♢#Aizawa Shouta #Bakugou Katsuki #Dabi #Touya Todoroki #R:T #A:Addisyn #Dadzawa #Mental Illness

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momwouldyouwashmybackthisonce · 3 years

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ya uh i rmbr that one time i vented about of how white american transmascs have it so much better than like coloured transmascs especially me or whatever and some goddamn egg-coloured pansexual mf told me that "as a white American Trans Masculine Man That met Other White Trans Masculine Men i can Safely assume it's not good living as a White American Trans Masc" and i probably wanted to left the server already but like weeks later he decided to say shit like it's actually okay to be into nazi propaganda media you just gotta be "critical" of it or fucking whatever, he also shared like traumatic artworks without tagging it, from what i rmbr a couple of mfs on the personal discord server hated his ass, all i could say that mfer was insane i think i met him on an old discord server that now haves hetalia jojo fans who are. Well. have an illegal mindset that's the safest way to say it, sorry for rambling about this i hope you'll find it funny or something it's was a nightmare i think

no it's okay I don't mind at all!! that's so disgusting anon I'm so sorry they had the fucking audacity to say that to you??? like u didn't even disprove their experiences u were literally venting :'( I'm sorry mwah ily 💓💓

#ask #anon #people like that always end up freaks :(

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ao3feed-todoroki · 4 years

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Firecracker Meets Scarface

Firecracker Meets Scarface by AddisynDaKilla

" Bakugou Katsuki was seven years old when his mom decided that he was old enough to get kicked out of the house overnight. Which, if you were to ask him, that's a little too fucking young. "

When Bakugou Katsuki is seven years old, he meets the only person in the world who ever gave a damn about him.

Words: 1429, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of Bakugou Katsuki: I love him so I make him suffer

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27130085

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Dabi #♠#Dabi #Touya Todoroki #Bakugou Katsuki #🔥#🏮#R:T #A:Addisyn #Dadzawa #Mental Illness

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sternenteile · 4 years

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THE POSITIVE & NEGATIVE; Mun & Muse - Meme.

fill out & repost ♥ This meme definitely favors canons more, but I hope OC’s still can make it somehow work with their own lore, and lil’ fandom of friends & mutuals. Multi-Muses pick the muse you are the most invested in atm.

tagged by: @battleshell ; we all care blue, u do, i do, we all do tagging: holy shit my whole dash because exorbitantly long memes are the BEST. i aint even sarcastic when i say that, i love this kind of shit. u GOTTA do it.

my muse is: canon / oc / au / canon-divergent / fandomless / complicated

Is your character popular in the fandom? YES / NO. [ he is in two fandoms, in fact. he is both a fan-favorite from super mario rpg, the very first in the line of mario rpgs we’ve gotten over the years, and a pretty popular smash bros. request. he even got a mii costume in 4 and a spirit in ultimate as a result of the love. he’s very beloved, to the point that i’d, even as a geno fan myself, deem him a bit overrated. why? b/c where is all the love for all the other smrpg characters!!! they are all good. i love them all. ]

Is your character considered hot™ in the fandom? YES / NO / IDK. [ i mean ?? i’ve met and seen many people who have/had crushes on geno so ??????? but i don’t think it’s like. that. ghfskjhgsg??? ]

Is your character considered strong in the fandom? YES / NO / IDK. [ oh yes, he is undeniably very strong, both in personality and in battle. he is often seen as the level-headed straight man of the party in smrpg (which, in the case of my geno, is... semi-applicable LMAO), a star spirit with unwavering bravery and confidence. his in-battle stats are also pretty crazy, favoring geno as a glass cannon and enemy sweeper. he is also the only character in the game to have a move that will insta-kill any enemy besides bosses. well, and exor. idk why exor, but there ya go. needless to say, pretty much everyone in the fandom agrees that geno is a powerful mfer. why wouldn’t a literal, living star be? ]

Are they underrated? YES / NO / IDK. [ as i mentioned before, there is no shortage of him being underrated in the fanbase. i’d even say he’s a little overrated. some people treat smrpg as ‘that game with geno in it’ rather than everything else it has going for it. i love star boye as much as the next gal, but pls appreciate smrpg as a whole. it’s such a vibrant game with a colorful world of characters to love. ]

Were they relevant for the main story? YES / NO. [ he is actually, completely central to the plot. the subtitle of smrpg is legend of the seven stars, which directly relates to geno’s core mission: to find the seven star pieces and restore star road. the rest of the gang had different ambitions, but they all ended up banding together over geno’s objective. one could argue he mostly is the exposition-granter and could be replaced with anyone else, but i feel he’s irreplaceable. smrpg would be so different without him, like it or not. ]

Were they relevant for the main character? YES / NO / THEY’RE THE PROTAG. [ i wouldn’t say he is the protagonist, obviously, as that is very much mario’s spot. that being said, he is a pretty obvious deuteragonist for smrpg, given how much the plot revolves around him. he’s relevant to mario, for sure, as well as peach, mallow, and bowser. he’s relevant to many characters beyond them. he represents the fight for everyone’s wishes to be able to come true. he’s, uh... very relevant rofl. ]

Are they widely known in their world? YES / NO. [ the star spirits are somewhat known in the mario universe as entities capable of granting wishes, kinda like fabled gods with a tinge more evidence and reality to them. geno himself isn’t a known name, not like the seven star spirits of star haven, but his people are decently known. he, however, is not. ]

How’s their reputation? GOOD / BAD / NEUTRAL. [ he is basically the epitome of ‘good’ until you overthink star society like i do lol. not all wishes can be granted, what constitutes as a ‘good wish’ is subjective, why some good wishes still can’t be granted anyway, etc. it puts him more towards neutral good with a dash of lawful and an undercurrent of chaotic, given his rebellion against his superiors. ]

How strictly do you follow canon? — i mean, it isn’t hard to be strict to mario canon when there isn’t that much of a foundation to work with anyway lol. it’s all rather simplistic until you get into the nitty gritty of it ??? that said, geno is built on a lot of headcanon. like, a lot a lot. star society and its rules for star spirits of his kind, his relationship with rosalina (a matronly figure), his relationship with the seven star spirits, the fleshing-out of his basic personality traits shown in smrpg, etc.? headcanon upon headcanon.

SELL YOUR MUSE! Aka try to list everything, which makes your muse interesting in your opinion to make them spicy for your mutuals. — a star possessing the form of a children’s toy, like toy story but with more cosmic pew-pew. a chill and sassy guy still learning the ways of how earth (and other planets) work on a more intimate level, meaning there will be lots of adorkable moments as this curious one makes discoveries. sometimes attempts to innovate with what he learns to be ‘ahead of the curve’, leading to interesting results. (he likes to sip bubble tea, but replace the tapioca pearls with star bits. good result. mopping a counter-top because it would be ‘more efficient’? not-so-good result, got him lots of stares.) straight outta the 90′s, so be ready some of that rad 90′s slang and know-how from back in the day. (what do u mean they’re bringing back dunkaroos? that’d mean they stOPPED MAKING THEM?!?) very intrigued with new technology, became stuck to his smartphone upon discovering them, fell into the time-sink that is animal videos on youtube. he’s humble and likes to relax, have a good time, and relax w/ the squad. video games, netflix binges, the whole nine yards, he’s gotchu. he is a hell of a fighter and loves to fight, as well. help him push his abilities, and he’ll help you with yours. likes being a little shit for fun, only to an extent (harmless moments of impishness, not serious, hurtful pranks). has a sense of humor that is easy to tickle, even with stupid dad jokes and classic puns. the brother-friend that will fire lasers at ur enemies for u. likes to play violin. cute. super cutie. v. tiny in his star form. almost five whole feet of sparkly, twinkly fun. likes super soakers.

Now the OPPOSITE, list everything why your muse could not be so interesting (even if you may not agree, what does the fandom perhaps think?). — despite intrigue to learn more about the world around him, there is only so much that he does know. societal norms are often beyond him, and there are just so, so many earth hobbies he is not aware of. without handing him a bone, it makes him a little more limited than someone who’s more savvy. he is prime slice-of-life material, but that may also make things rather dull in an rp without an extra twist to spice things up. (thankfully, his being a total SNOT sometimes helps with that.) in canon and strictly in canon, geno doesn’t really have much personality, something that this geno has plenty more fleshed out. a good chunk of fandom finds him to be incredibly boring and droll, to which i personally disagree, as there are little things in smrpg that hint towards him having more to explore.

What inspired you to rp your muse? — funnily enough, seeing smash bros. fandom railing on geno fans + hyping him up all at the same time made me revisit smrpg after having only played it as a teenager. i expected geno to be a boring slate of nothing like fandom often portrays him, but i found that i was terribly wrong. with a newfound perspective on him, noting little details that defied my expectations for this li’l guy, i decided to give him a geno whirl and see what kind of expansion i could do with his character. the amount of lore i came up with him and started wondering about piled on and on and on, and i realized that he had so much more potential than what nintendo and square properly tapped into. (some of it is also a matter of being timely, though, meaning later mario materials such as rosalina, star haven, etc.) i wanted to flex out that potential and see how much i could fill this little doll up with, and lo and behold, i rp him today with extensive amounts of development poured into him with love. to put it simply, there was so much untapped potential that i wanted to share with the world, to show geno the love and in-depth exploration that he deserved, to show that he was more than what he was given.

What keeps your inspiration going? — chattering about mario lore with pals, whether it relates to geno or not, reading, watching shows or videos that remind me of him, learning more about cosmology and the universe we live in (and boy, i’ve learned a lot of neat stuff!), revisiting my childhood (the 90′s) since it’s very geno-appropriate, drawing The Boye, literally anything to do with playing, watching, or doing ANYTHING with smrpg/paper mario 64/smg1&2, and probs a lot more. i’ve got a lot of fuel in me for this guy lol.

Some more personal questions for the mun.

Give your mutuals some insight about the way you are in some matters, which could lead them to get more comfortable with you or perhaps not.

Do you think you give your character justice? YES / NO / I SINCERELY HOPE I DO? [ on one hand, of course i hope that i do! on the other hand, i mean... nintendo and square don’t do jack for him, so i think almost anyone can do him more justice than they have, lbr. it’s... not hard... :’) ]

Do you frequently write headcanons? YES / NO / SORT OF? [ ok i gotta just copy-paste what blue said in her response because my god, she nailed it: “you know when you have a concept and in your own mind you can see it clearly, without fuzziness or confusion, but you can’t seem to put it clearly into words without it turning into an essay because you need to connect all the other points that’s in the single concept you envisioned? yea.” basically, this but in spades, because i have a huge amount of headcanon and lore that i’ve either not gotten around to writing about yet or am purposefully staving off (wink wink). i have written a lot for him, though! it’s just... comparatively so little to what all i’ve thought up over-time. ]

Do you sometimes write drabbles? YES / NO [ not! often! enough!!! ]

Do you think a lot about your Muse during the day? YES / NO [ all i know is fine dining, breathing, and adorkable starman. ]

Are you confident in your portrayal? YES / NO / SORT OF? [ funny enough, i’m pretty damn confident in my portrayal, albeit still very modest. i mean, i am at least confident that i give depth to a character that had so little, and i feel like geno is just... real. (not literally ofc i mean like, he FEELS realistic.) he’s got character perks, character flaws, strengths, weaknesses, personal issues, ongoing obstacles, relatable themes where appropriate, interests, knowledge (or lack thereof), daily routines... i could go on. if nothing else, i at least feel good about trying to make geno feel less like some exposition character and more like a person. considering he wants to achieve personhood that most of his kind never gets to find, it’s oddly poetic lmao. ]

Are you confident in your writing? YES / NO. [ eehhhhh. i mean, i guess it’s fiiiIIINE, but i often feel like i lack a certain pizzazz, something that’ll keep people interested and intrigued with what i write, giving enough material for them to adequately bounce back. on the same token, i like to babble with my prose, so i often worry about going on and on and on way too much. stale, quantity over quality, substance-less writing is what i fuss over the most. ;; ]

Are you a sensitive person? YES / NO. / SORTA. [ sensitive to empathy and other peoples’ emotions, yes. i’m an insanely empathetic person, and i have a lot of love to give. that said, with only few exceptions, i have a pretty iron-clad skin. sometimes, i daresay it’s to the point that i often misjudge what other people can take, and i feel i can end up being too harsh and forward. that being said, it is also a good thing at times. harsh or not, if i feel a certain way about something, i make that shit known and i make it known as loud as it necessarily should be. i don’t beat around the bush; rather, if i have a beef, i will make that beef known. consequently, if i have love to give, you damn well better be ready to swim in a pool of hearts and your favorite kind of cookie (if applicable). ]

Do you accept criticism well about your portrayal? — as long as it isn’t complaints with lack of substance/reasoning, yes! even if i may not always agree and may take things with a grain of salt, i am insanely receptive to criticism, even over the pickiest things. it’s something i’ve grown used to due to prior rp venues being particularly harsh. i will never throw a fit or act like a child if there is something i could do better with geno. in fact, there always will be! i’m not perfect, and i love to hear about ways i can improve and do better. it’s paramount in a hobby like this.

Do you like questions, which help you explore your character? — LET’S-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If someone disagrees to a headcanon of yours, do you want to know why? — sure, i’d love to know! it can make for some neat conversation!! c:

If someone disagrees with your portrayal, how would you take it? — that’s a’ight. i’m sure there are things about my geno that won’t resonate with everyone, especially given he’s a very sentimental character for old fogies like me lol. as long as there is no disrespect thrown this way, it’s all good. this stuff is subjective, after all.

If someone really hates your character, how do you take it? — oh, a lot of people really hate geno lol, but i’m guessing this means personal portrayal only. in such a case, i would be curious as to why, admittedly, but i acknowledge that i am not owed anyone’s reasoning. if they really, absolutely hate my geno, then it’s their prerogative, whether they want to give a reason why or not. again, it’s all good unless immaturity and disrespect rears its head. i won’t tolerate that and will ignore any such behavior.

Are you okay with people pointing out your grammatical errors? — sure, it happens to the best of us!

Do you think you are easy going as a mun? — i’d like to think that i am! i’ve often had people tell me that i’m very nice and mature, but of course, i have no right to say how i come off to other people. that is not in my territory to judge, only theirs. that being said, it’s not easy to upset me or anger me, and i’m more often willing to listen and pal around than not. i’m the living embodiment of (shrug). i am just (shrug).

#★ ; ( ooc. )#★ ; ( meme. )#★ ; ( headcanon. )#WHHHHOOOOOHHHHH THIS WAS A BLST #THANK U AGAIN BLUE I LOVE THIS

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noppokun · 4 years

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Hiii I just started following and I love your blog so much 😭 I remember these little rodents so fondly could you recommend other Hamtaro blogs like yours? Please

Little rat bastards. All of them. Lmfao

Yea! I’ll hook u up with some good Hamtaro blogs

@hamhampatchi : posts a lot of Hamtaro original content. Not specifically a Hamtaro blog but like, the person who runs this one is one of my favs. She is VERY knowledgeable of the series, and will often post a lot of old Hamtaro stuff/share what she knows. If you are a long term fan or really into the franchise I recommend following her!

@theadventuresofhamtaro : posts original Hamtaro memes pretty often when they have the time. Is usually the first to post about upcoming Hamtaro merch and where to find it. Megaroad should probably send an endorsement to this blog for how many customers they got them tbh. Person who runs this blog has a good sense of humor and is a good person, I’d follow them if you like Hamtaro memes or if you want to keep afloat on new merch.

@mafurachan : hhhhhmmmm... while they aren’t very active and every time I tag them in any damn thing on tumblr they don’t see it, i gotta be real, Rory is the funniest mfer on this site. I’m sorry please follow them and maybe they’ll come back more often

@fortuham : usually posts original content, specifically from the games. I don’t personally know the person who runs this blog, but I gotta be honest I like them. Follow for screencaps and relateable content.

@hamstarr : even balance of everything going on in the hamtaro fandom. Good blog to follow if you like curly haired himbos blogging.

There are a lot but like I just really recommend going through the tags and seeing what you like. There are many blogs out there!

#ask #long post

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iamstillalarrie · 6 years

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Tag game!

Rule - tag 10 people you want to know better.

I was tagged by @dwell-on-remnants and @flamboyant-louie! Thanks, guys! This happens rarely to me so I appreciate the tag a lot! 💙 I'm sorry if I did that a lot later than you anticipated but as the people say - better late than never! 😁

So, off we go!

Name: Rojev

Star sign: Taurus

Height: 5' 3"

Put your iTunes (or Spotify) on shuffle. What are the first 4 songs that popped up?

Venstre by Unge Ferarri ft. Medina

Next To Me by Emeli Sandé

I Love You by RIOPY

All Things She Said by t.A.T.u

Ever had a song or poem written about you?

As far as I know - no.

When was the last time you played guitar?

Today (Sept. 2nd 2018) at around 5pm.

Who's your celebrity crush?

At the moment it's Dominic Anthony Sherwood. (He plays Jace Herondale on Shadowhunters.)

What's the sound you hate, and what sound do you love the most?

My mother quietly nagging after me just to get it off her chest - hate that.

Well played guitars and pianos, sometimes even in harmony.. - love that.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Sometimes, yeah.

How about aliens?

Definitely.

Do you drive?

Anything, but a freeway/highway AND a steep mountain, should be fine to drive through. My teacher scared me to death about those two while I was driving at those places.

What was the last book you read?

"Der Prozess" by Franz Kafka. I have the e-book version on my phone.. still stuck at chapter 1. It's really complicated to read since the sentences are very long and a lot of adjectives I don't understand are woven in it. I mean.. I can read German but not that kind of German.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

No, since those are toxic gases that if smelt for a long time and deeply it causes to intoxicate the person's blood. And I don't wanna die because it smells "good".

What's the worst injury you've had?

I had my two upper tighs burnt by hot tea. My left leg got burnt twice and my right just once. It was just first degree burn luckily but it still hurt like a mfer.

Do you have any obsessions right now?

Not really.. I love taking pictures with my Nikon D3300 but I'm not in the state that describes me as passionate or obsessive - yet.

Do you tend to hold grudges against people, who have done you wrong?

Sadly, yes. When I was 8 I got sexually harassed by a relative of mine and he did it twice without remorse or guilt. He still thinks he didn't do anything wrong. He was 16, ffs. And every time I see him or his wife or his family (parents, sister) I get reminded of that shit he did 16 years ago. Asshole. So, yeah.. sadly I am holding grudges against assholes, who have done a terrible mistake and don't even feel sorry about it.

In a relationship?

Nope. Single but not yet ready to mingle. I have trust issues. Sorry.

I'm tagging

@jimmytfallon @larryftdua @harryandlouisarehappilystrong @larryisalmighty @fuqkinglou @notheartbrokenblog @proudoflou @1dlarryluv @larryloves @harryisapackersfan

PLEASE DON'T FEEL COMPELLED TO ANSWER THESE. DO IT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, FEEL LIKE OR HAVE THE TIME.

I hope you liked this fun tag game! See you soon, guys! Gotta try to sleep now even if it is nearky impossible right now.. 😅

#personal #tag game #tags

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