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cult-of-the-eye · 4 months
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Whenever someone calls Tim out for making a small mistake like forgetting a birthday or mixing up a case file, he gets up and apologises like a fucking YouTuber trying to claw their way out of being cancelled
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ultra-raging-ghost · 6 months
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tubbo died mid-cave and pac was at the respawn area and in a fit of rage tubbo started screaming "PAC!!! PAC I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU PAC!" in the angriest fucking voice ever and pac was so confused but went with it and started screaming back "I LOVE YOU TOO TUBBO!!!!!"
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phykoha · 8 months
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If you say that "fanfic stutter" isn't realistic, I'm just gonna assume your other fanfic "hot takes" are also bad.
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misslauravillanueva · 3 months
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Am I the only one who kisses my Sukuna merchs/stuffs/things? 🥲
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igotsnothing · 3 months
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 9 months
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Community fans will see Troy and Abed and immediately hit reblog
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modmad · 11 months
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I don't know who in the world you are obviously, but are you by any chance the creator of tpoh?
yep
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cryptidfuckery · 11 months
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ripping apart EA games with my fucking teeth
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youngpettyqueen · 5 months
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I love when Odo makes concerning decisions and then Kira looks at him, concerned, and he goes "why do you look at me like that?" babygirl please listen to yourself when you speak
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silverskye13 · 6 months
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I hate Disney+ I hate Hulu I hate whenever the fuck their bundle iS JUST LET ME WATCH MASH
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gnarlystarships · 3 months
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seeing posts being like “you guys have to stop calling friends with benefits cringe!!!” Who TF is saying this??? Who are you following???? Follow better people 💀
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lilithlinen · 28 days
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Yup, that's me...I'm the girls.
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Chained wolves
@jankwritten here it is
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If there was ever a scene Nico didn't want to ruin, it was this. He was sprawled across Jason's lap on the outskirts of Camp.
Away from prying eyes.
It was their little spot, even the nymphs didn't bother them here.
Jason was leaning against a tree, his fingers brushing through Nico's hair with a soft smile.
Nico smiled back at him, cascaded in sunshine and Jason's smile.
Nico could stay here forever if he could.
But alas duty calls.
"It's time" he said Jason with a sigh. Jason somehow smiled even more warmly, like he had been blessed by Apollo himself.
"Have fun"
Nico snorted, it was some errand his dad needed his 'expertise with.'
"I'll try. I shouldn't be long, only a couple hours or so. Will you stay here?" Asked Nico, tilting his head.
"I promise" says Jason earnestly, sky blue orbs boring into his molten. Nico smiles, getting to his feet and pecking Jason on the cheek.
Before vanishing into shadows.
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Jason watched the spot Nico had left, unable to take his eyes off it.
He had slumped against the tree but it was as if all his bones had left with Nico.
Her voice was soft as it always was, but their was a hint of fear.
... No...
'Will you stay here'
"We're going to play a game Jason, a game you love those don't you?"
He didn't want to play.
He was cold
"You're gonna stay here love, right here for mama. Like a good little boy, and when mama comes back you win."
Numbness descended into his veins.
There was a chill in the air yet it was bright and sunny.
"Promise me baby, promise me Jason you'll stay here. Right here, do not move an inch of you'll lose."
He wanted to scream.
'I promise.'
"I promise mama."
He heard howls.
He felt claws snag his body, one far to small to be him.
Far too frail.
Far too afraid.
Your mother's not coming, pup.
Somewhere in the back of his mind Jason wondered why he couldn't move.
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Nico sighed.
Typical.
His quick errand to the Underworld hadn't been nearly as quick as he had been assured.
He didn't voice his complaints but his mood was sour and everyone knew it.
Not that they said anything.
Demigod or not Nico was still the Ghost King.
Hades had been apologetic but it did little too soothe Nico's mood.
They'd stopped for a while, hopefully he was nearly done.
He'd been gone for almost a week, and in his haste and the severe lack of rainbow making equipment.
("I'm sorry I didn't come prepared to stay here this long, dad!")
Nico hadn't been able to contact Jason.
Jason hadn't tried contacting him but that didn't suprise Nico very much. His boyfriend was a stickler for the rules, even if he was making his way out of his shell.
Being raised in a military setting did that to a guy.
And the idea of taking Nico's attention from a errand his father, Lord Hades himself has personally asked him for?
Jason wouldn't dream of interrupting.
He was cute like that.
Nico took out the drachma and spray bottle his father had handed him moments prior.
Better late than never.
Percy's face lit up the screen, he was sat by the lake with Annabeth at his side. Both seemed to be debating something before Percy waved at him.
"Hey Nico, how's the trip been? Has dear old uncle requested my return?" He grinned, Nico snorted
After... Everything he and Percy had a talk. A real and much needed talk.
They had grown from it and Percy had supported him in confessing to Jason, he was so happy for them he almost cried.
His friendship with Annabeth had also begun to bloom, after many afternoons of fondly watching their significant dorks being dorks together.
"Nah I think you've been banned for the foreseeable future." Grinned Nico, Percy pouted before snorting.
Annabeth shook her head, amused "you just calling to check in or is something up?"
Perceptive as usual.
"Yeah I was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind telling Jason I'll be back soon."
It'd be a lil suprise and give him a chance to go run to the nearest shop and get those mini chocolate chip cookies Jason adored.
As a 'I'm sorry I left for so long' gift.
That and cuddles.
"Nico"
Percy was all wide eyed and panicked.
"We thought Jason went with you" He finished slowly.
Nico blinked "what? No, this was just a Ghost King thing my dad wanted..." He trailed off, eyes sharp.
"He's not at Camp?"
Annabeth shook her head "we haven't seen him since you left....we thought he was with you... I wonder if he went to Camp Jupiter? We can IM Reyna or Hazel if you'd like?"
Nico shook his head "no its okay, I'll IM myself. Thanks, see you guys." He waved a hand through their image before either could say goodbye.
Guilt pooled in Nico's stomach.
Although he was saddened by the news, he understood.
Nice had been gone way longer than he had said so.
Jason while someone who frequented Camp Half-blood, his home was at Camp Jupiter and it made sense for him to leave.
But the fact he hadn't told anyone was what struck Nico, Jason always told at least 5 people where he was going at any given time.
Again, being raised in a military setting does that you.
Nico shook his head before IMing Jason.
The scene he saw shocked him.
Jason was at Camp all right.
Exactly where Nico had left him.
He was curled up against the tree, in his camp shirt and jeans just as he had been before.
His soft wavy hair was a mess, like someone had struck him with lighting... His hands clenching his locks tightly.
Nico didn't so much say Jason's name but scream it.
"Jason!"
Jason rolled his head limply, as if it took all his strength to do so.
Eyes blinking blearily and reaching for his glasses that had dropped to the floor.
Jason who was careful about everything abd never let a speck of dust touch his frames, put the now frankly filthy lenses on his face.
It did little to calm Nico down.
His face was nothing but horror.
Jason squinted and faced Nico.
"Nico" he said softly.
It would be so endearing if not for the present situation.
But Nico forced himself to be calm.
"Jason, hey sweetie. What, what are you doing out here?"
Jason nodded, moving his arm from around his waist to tap the tree. And Nico tried not to cringe as his bones popped.
"Promised"
Nico stared at him wide eyed.
... No... No he wouldn't have.
But their was no mistaking Jason's crumpled and unkempt appearance.
"Jason... How.. How long have you been out here hun?"
Jason, who had been zoning out during Nico's inner panic raised his head to look at him.
Letting Nico see the bags under his eyes.
The sheen of what must've been tear tracks on his face.
"You went, I stay. I promised."
He nods, though Nico doesn't miss the wince he makes at moving.
"Jase... I didn't mean out here. Just at Camp." Explains Nico, he can feel his heartbreaking.
Jason looks for all the world like a kicked puppy.
A gust of wind blows past and he shivers, his lips a startling shade of blue.
"You said stay, I promised. I won't... I won't go... I won't run, not again..." Mumbles Jason.
His body starts to fall and in seconds Nico is kneeling before him, catching him in his arms.
Nico takes off his jacket, settling on Jason's shoulders to give him some warmth.
The sunshine of their last encounter is long forgotten hidden in the clouds and roaring winds.
"I won't leave you..."
Jason looks up at him, eyes glazed like he's not entirely seeing Nico.
... Which means someone hurt Jason.
Hurt him to the point a simple promise of stay meant plant your feet to the ground and don't move.
Nico would them pay even if it threathed another war.
For now... For now Jason came first.
Nico held him in his arms, letting Jason know he was here.
"Hey, I'm not mad at you sweetie. But we've gotta get you outta this weather, I've got you hun but I need you to stand for me."
Jason, bless his heart stood up on wobbly legs looking like a newborn deer and would've fallen if not for Nico.
And by the God's he wasn't even wearing shoes.
"That's it sweetheart, I've got you." He said picking Jason up bridal style.
Jason slumped in his arms, as they shadow traveled to the infirmary.
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Jason was out like a light and Nico sat on one of the chairs, brushing his hair from his face.
It hasn't been good.
Will had confirmed it from examining Jason that he hadn't moved from his spot since Nico had left.
Jason was a survivor, he'd had it drilled into his bones and had somehow managed to nab fruit from the tree but it hadn't been much.
Frankly it was a miracle he was alive.
He was swaddled in thick warm blankets and had some sort of IV in his arm.
There was also Leo, who had stormed in once news broke. Took one look at his best friend and crawled into his bed, holding him close and hoping to raise his temperature.
Jason had yet to wake up, but he was so clearly emotionally and physically exhausted it made sense.
Nico didn't dare leave his side.
Questions plagued him, and maybe he had been thinking out loud because Leo looked up at him.
"Did he make a promise?"
Nico nodded numbly, still shaken.
Leo wasn't angry like Nico expected, he looked upset and held Jason even closer.
"Oh Jase..."
"Do you... Do you know why he..."
He couldn't finish the thought but Leo understood.
"Normally I wouldn't say but... Yeah. Soo... When Jason was around 2 years old his mum gave him up as a sacrifice to Lupa. To make sure Jason stayed in place for the wolves to get him... She made him promise to stay in place till she came back."
If Nico's heart had broken earlier, it shattered in that moment.
Jason than whimpered... Whimpered and Nico gently kissed his cheek and ran his fingers through his hair while Leo cuddled him close.
Jason calmed, drifting back into unconsciousness as Nico fell heavily into his seat.
He hadn't known..
He hadn't known and he didn't blame Jason one bit.
He was definitely taking a trip to wherever his mother hand ended up, because he knew the woman was dead.
A mercy from the fates because Nico would have destroyed her himself if she still breathed.
How dare... How dare anyone do that to their baby.
To traumatise your baby to the point he was terrified of breaking promises and made himself sit outside in the cold alone for 7 days because he was terrified of being abandoned.
"I've got you Jason" said Nico, holding his hand in his.
He was going to be with him every step of the way.
He was going to show Jason he would never be abandoned again.
He was going to hold him when he broke down and reassure him everytime this wasn't his fault.
He was going to be specific and careful wit his wording and make sure Jason understood... And have someone with him when Nico had to leave.
Jason had held Nico, helped him heal from his past and Nico would return that favour tenfold.
"I promise."
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rhiannons-bird · 10 months
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Matthew Fairchild would be the kind of person willing to spend extra money on pretentious and aesthetically pleasing vinted editions.
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nick-close · 1 year
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It’s so hard to try and think about new and coherent posts when all I want to talk about is Glenn Close. Like he is the perfect man. I am obsessed with him. My mind is a planet in orbit around him. I bet he licks potato chips before he eats them.
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halfnha1f · 1 month
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I do too much rebloging holy shit
You can actually see where each fandom obsession cuts off that’s crazy
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