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molt3ngold · 3 months

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#he can get it any day #in any way #SOAKED #I can’t be normal about him #apologies to his wife and kids #jensen ackles #dean winchester #soldier boy #supernatural #spn #jackles

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angelzai · 4 months

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sorry but i just know that atsushi is so gorgeous when he cums. i know his jaw falls slack and his moans pitch up and get breathier and whinier and his head lolls back and his eyes slip shut and his abdominal muscles twitch and his thighs shake and his fingers grasp at whatever’s nearest whether it’s your hair or his own, your hand, your ass, the headboard and he cusses his head off and his cum shoots out in pretty, milky spurts and he doesn’t want it to stop until there are tears running down his serene, fucked-out face and and and

#like i could write a dissertation #kill me i wanna fuck him so bad #i can’t be normal about him #atsushi smut #bsd smut #atsushi nakajima x reader #devilzai hours.ᐟ #reid speaks.ᐟ #mdni

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chemiicalbride · 5 months

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bitches love me bitches love me bitches love me bitches love me

#he’s so msi coded #i can’t be normal about him #this was a color practice #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #art #jeff the killer #creepypasta art #jeffery woods #my art

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suashii · 3 months

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you have sex with yuta once and he ends up laying in bed thinking that your souls are now bound for an eternity

#💭 manon’s mind #he is so freakish and i LOVE it #i can’t be normal about him #sorry (sike no i’m not :3)#𐙚 after hours

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chvoswxtch · 12 days

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GURLLLL OMGGGGG😩

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I need to be put down. I am so atrociously down bad for this man.

#I can’t be normal about him #matt murdock #daredevil #court answers #court rambles

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capseycartwright · 2 years

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LOOK at him. have you ever seen anything more beautiful in your whole entire life?

#in which i ramble #i just love him so much it makes me want to explode with sheer joy u know?#i can’t be normal about him

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britany1997 · 11 months

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How have I written 17 Paul/Paul centered fics😭

#I can’t be normal about him #sorry guys

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kiitsunekuro · 2 years

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I’m completely incapable of thinking about shouto like a normal person this is me always

#I’m bite him #i can’t be normal about him #god forbid someone irl brings him up I have to avoid the discussion less I seem insane #take her away boys

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buggachat · 5 months

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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something #and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL #do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down #if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself #hope you enjoy

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chloesimaginationthings · 24 days

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FNAF Afton kids got interesting coping mechanisms

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #they are both super normal and well adjusted I promise #another Vanessa and Michael bonding moment 🔥🔥#I know both tried so much for their fathers approval #only to be both betrayed anyway by him #LEAST they have each other to talk about it #Mike isn’t very impressed by how they cope #but he can’t talk much seeing he copes through actually constantly sleeping #none of these guys are okay and that’s okay 💜

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fuckalicent · 10 months

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do u also think about theon and get the urge to throw up all over the walls

#i can’t be normal about him #every time it’s just.. i must vomit #HES JSUT EVRRYTHINGTOME

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diedoverahat · 6 months

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he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.

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your-local-granny · 4 months

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"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

#Happy dl6mas someone get this man some tea and a shock blanket #went suuuupremely crazy last night #and forgot I made a post about Gregory edgeworth at the club lmao #that was in research for this #AAAAANYWAYSSSS #things to think about. The fact that edgeworth has been operating with 98% of the facts of this case #and trying to piece it together his entire life #But bc he is gaslit into thinking he shot his dad he can’t view himself as anything other than a killer #also. There’s something about him being fated to do all the things he did in 1-4 like it’s alllll apart of a predetermined plan from mvk #ANYWAYS #feeling normal this dl6mas #aa #ace attorney #dl 6 incident #dl6mas #miles edgeworth #Portal art💕🌸🌤️

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macksartblock · 2 months

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Can’t stop thinking about Willy’s proposition to the teens. They’re free to go but where?

Back to the place so lovingly crafted by a devoted mother to accommodate for a lack of a father?

Back to the place that once held so much love and strife, the place that reliably held a girl’s mother and best friend only to now hold nothing but a safe left in her name by her stepfather?

To a ruined plot of land, now full of ash and burnt reminders of a presence that will never return?

To a place that once held a child’s whole world?

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #I am not okay I can’t stop thinking about this #normal still has baby teeth and lost his mother #scary’s a little afraid of dogs and she can’t even talk to her best friend #taylor broke the one gift he got from his father #lincoln’s dads have been thrown into jeopardy leaving him more alone than ever #*/punches a wall*#someone sedate me

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fumifooms · 2 months

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thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now

especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny

YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝

THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY

They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other

#Ask #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi #marchil #MAKE IT MAKE SENSEEE they’re so ‘see u later bestie!! <3 … Can’t stand their fake ass smh’#Ppl get on Marcille’s case about teasing him about his age but I think most forget how teasing her is Chil’s mission & calling 24/7 #-sends off an explosion near him- ‘Woah careful there!! Is he okay??!!’ ‘What are you a baby it’s just a lil explosion he’ll be fine’#Rest of the time: ‘CHIL ARE YOU OKAY OMIGOSH I’M COMING DON’T WORRY’#He laughs at her so so much. So often. They are united in haterism like ‘thank god we’re normal’ and then realize they are so obnoxious #I’ve been trying to think of funky ship names for them lately. Bc Short Fuse is taken by another ship from another fandom </3 #None feel perfect but… Closed book. Magiclock. Detonation… Implode explode… Bc she makes boom booms and he undoes traps which blow up #Also he bottles his feelings up until he bursts hehe #Anyways. Just a short comp of the sillies #Compilation #Marcille donato #chilchuck tims

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merakiui · 1 year

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now what if…… incubus!jade leech who falls in love with the human he’s been occasionally returning to for an easy meal (until it’s no longer for food but because he genuinely cares for you), but it’s frowned upon for demons to get too attached to humans because it just complicates the entire business of an incubus (loveless sex), but since he’s seen you so often he just can’t stop himself from visiting you. now it’s not even for sex. now it’s to sleep beside you, to hold you, to kiss you fondly. to act like your lover even though he’s really not meant to.

naturally, azul (also an incubus) isn’t too happy when he learns his secretary has been shirking his duties just to spend more time with a human he was only meant to service once. and floyd (also an incubus) is starting to get curious about the little human his brother has become so infatuated with.

#meraki mumbles #n/sfw #yandere twst #i am so normal about him (no i am not)#jade curling his tail around your leg when he takes you from behind <3 #WAIT OMG HIS TAIL IS MORE EXPRESSIVE THAN JADE HIMSELF SOMETIMES AAAAAAA #he says it’s okay for you to leave but his tail is curling around your wrist OTL OTL #and forcing you to stay even though there’s no indication that he wants that on his expression #or when he has the most blank expression so you can’t tell if he’s angry or upset or happy #but his tail is swishing back and forth #jade lies so easily but his tail always reveals the truth hehe

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