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poppyrays · 7 months

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I have dead by daylight, ultrakill, Elden ring, and every borderlands game yet I collectively have less than 15 hours on them all

#I #I don’t know if I just don’t like the games #well playing the games #or if I just don’t wanna get that invested #or want to get invested #meanwhile on WoW classic I got like 1000 hours #paladins 5000+#and risk of rain 150+#kek #I bought these bitches too #I pulled out 60$ from my pocket for Elden ring #and then I hated the lock on/weird camera control #over your typical WASD on fps shooters #I quit #I truly only play games #to turn off the brain I GUESS LMFA #hgaggagaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH

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temeyes · 10 months

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Slip-Up

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norttinson · 9 months

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‘my child is fine’ your child just rewatched fight club and spent an embarrassing amount of money on tyler durden and the narrator funko pops

#it’s me i’m child #don’t perceive me #it wasn’t a want but a need ok #ahem #look away #i also bought the batman and bruce wayne if you even care #wasn’t as expensive as the limited edition fight club funko pops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yeah i get mad bitches btw #fight club #tyler durden #the narrator #did i mention the narrator comes with a lil penguin too #this is what it look like when you resolve all your issues #text!#fc!#post!

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hatkuu · 5 months

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i made a dol oc... her name is evangaline

did i create her in a span of 2 days? yeah. what about it.

general info:

- she's aromantic and asexual

- literally moved to town just to watch the shenanigans ensue

- crippling loneliness

- freelance gardener who sells dried flowers at the market

- broke

#also yes haunting this is who the orange anon has been BAHAHAJAJSN #do i ship her with anyone? nah not really.#like. i thought id be pairing her with kylar but she just serves too hard to date anyone in dol #i got prismacolour pencils :)#they're so fun #and i bought derwent pencils tooo hngggg #< my fav pencil brand btw #anywyas yeah #created her just so endo could draw her JSKSJSNDJSKSK #hatkuurambles #thanks for listening #evangaline the penniless #< yuh. her whole thing is being broke SO WHAT??? robin 2.0 up in this bitch

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fiendishartist2 · 11 months

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the fact that martin is like "teehee im so nice and i want everyone to be happy and safe :)" until anyone even LOOKS in jon's direction is so funny to me

(image 1): "let's gouge our eyes out and run away together"

(image 2): "it was the most romantic thing i've ever heard" "martin i think smth's wrong with us"

(image 3): "i think the boss has something going on w/ that police woman~" (gripped w/ jealousy)

#top ten jealous bitch moments #its everything to me #i screamed when jon told him that oliver brought him back to LIFE and martin was like 😒 wow other men are reanimating you? okay... 🙄#like girlie he was DEAD!!!!!#nothing stops the will of a petty bastard and i respect it <3 me too martin #my art #doodle #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #timothy stoker #jonmartin #i bought a tablet earlier!! so no drawings yet bc i still need a laptop but we're inching closer #*a drawing tablet #v excited tho i cant wait to have my own tablet with a screen :D

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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year

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#This gifset bought to you by: I miss Zhao and Joon-gi #like yes im seein Zhao in ishin all the time but its tainted bro- i cant truly enjoy it bc im just think bout ultra HD Baba model we coulda #had #but i DO love zhoa and joon-gi #they were my faves in y7- I felt like such a rat for it too like Oh the pretty pretty pretty boys are your faves?#Okay generic bitch #BUT Zhao is charming and fun and yk gun. and Joon-gi is weird as fuck and funny and gun. okay?#Not to say i dont love everyone else too i do i love saeko and ichi as much too #these two just my good mates tho #yakuza: like a dragon #Joon-gi han #zhao tianyou #tianyou zhao #yakuzaedit #rggedit #video game gifs #y7edit

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civetcider · 8 months

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Hey you guys wanna see my seasonal walmart fabric bird decor collection?

#civetmemes #collection #i dont what to tag this okay #i just bought all these goofy ass birds and i gotta get SOMETHING outta them #please be impressed #these bitches are so hard to display too since they're all the same size i gotta fuckin #prop them up on boxes n junk to see all of them #i didn't like the new ones they made this fall too :(#does anybody else own one of these #OH OH ALSO #i found out target has their own version of these #and theyre like WAAY BETTER THEN THE WALMART ONES #and im so pissed cuz target is far away i dont shop at TARGET WHAT DO I LIKE A RICH PERSON

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kithj · 8 months

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i have like 100 pages of girl flesh left and i WILL finish it tonight <- affirmations chanted in front of the mirror

#ITS GOOD im just bad at reading #i swear i feel like ive been reading this book all year lmfao #idk whats next after this ig i should pick up pageboy again #i could probably finish that in one sitting i just got. upset. for no real reason #there's nothing triggering in there for me idk it was just hard for me to read. i cant explain....#i also just got chlorine by jade song and dowry of blood #i had some reward points on my kindle so i got them for free teehee #and some novellas too #too many books....ALSO bought 2 more for my lesbian lit collection. hopefully. unless i got scammed which is a possibility #those bitches are expensive. maybe once s/he gets here i'll post a pic of my collection all together :3

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tadbitsickchickwithadick · 2 months

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Went to a concert the other night with my gf and her gf and not only did the opening band kill it, they also got the entire music hall to bark and it was genuinely the best set I've seen in years!!

#plus like i got one of their shirts from the merch booth and the lead singer is the nicest most bubbly woman and i wanted to talk to her so #much more but i panicked a little bit because she's insanely beautiful and i was just like “hey you killed it!!<3” and got my stuff with a #red face because she fucking giggled and thanked me and im so gay #omfg i cant get a parasocial crush on this woman #im too gay #im too gay for this #omfg #maia talking #me too bitch #the shirt i bought fucking smells like her #thats not fair #holy fuck thats not fair

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cynicjovial · 1 year

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eat your fucking pellets OR ELSE

#personali posti #this is about my birds this is me talking to my bastard shit birds #they dont eat their pellets so what i would do was pick up one by one all the pellet leftovers from their food waste (they are on the mix)#and then i would crush them and make them into wet food #but i was too fucking tired to fish out all the atupid pellets from empty shells so i bought a bag of just pellets #very expensive pellets cause i care about their ficking bitch ass stupid shit nutrients intake #i gave them some untouched to see if they wajna try them dry #which they wont lol but i can try #eat your fucking pellets bitch damn!!!

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zootopiathingz · 3 months

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Your girl is cooking🔥

#hazbin hotel #cosplay in progress #alastor cosplay #it’s a lil snug unfortunately #I bought the biggest size (and I’m p sure it’s a men’s costume too😭😭😭)#the mf pants were a let down so I resorted to black jeans #sadly I don’t have time to return it and buy a new one cuz I’ve got a con next weekend and it will take forever to ship #sooo a bitch has to just work w/ what she’s got ig #lady luxo cosplays

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xstarkillerx · 3 months

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#rant #i think one of the most annoying things about being fat is having to be so conscious of how often you say you wanna be skinny #like oop don't wanna be annoying to the skinny people in my life #oh don't wanna piss off the people who are bigger than me in my life too #also it's not that easy to get skinny when you're poor and busy #i can't afford to buy another sports bra in my size because I'm a 32 M #the last one i bought didn't fit #any now my sister who started ozempic is comparing bodies with me as if she hasn't been fatter than me our entire lives #and I've always made sure never to talk about my body or food intake around her because i knew she waa jealous #i remained completely body neutral #and now this bitch is comoaring body composition bitch you're on ozempic and unemployed shut the fuck up #i can't imagine hiw kuch worsw it is for people who are bigger than me

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awkward-cult-bitch · 2 years

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what kind of neurotic cult religion codes it into a person that idolatry can be as small an act as hanging up posters of artists they like ??? wtaf?

Daily affirmation: There is nothing wrong with hanging posters in my bedroom. It is okay to like my favourite things.

#just thinking about a couple of years ago when my friend bought me a vinyl of kne of my faves #and it had a poster and i got so excited #but mulled over whether or not i should hang it up for about 1 month #i hung it up and then bought 2 more vinlys and hung the posters ul from those bitches too #but damn #every time one of my family members walked into my room i felt like a demon #i was actually scared to have a consciousness #because everything i liked was apparently demonic and i just felt ashamed and like i shouldnt even exist #anyways #tbt #apostate #cult #cult survivor #ex jw #borg

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ghostlemon36 · 3 months

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Finding out I may have a heap of random allergies that may be causing some of my problems especially with my skin was NOT what I was prepared for this year

#SOY???#I MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO SOY???#FUCKING SOY #LIKE MY TWO MINUTE GOD DAMN MI GORENG NOODLES I EAT REGULARLY #mother did not mention that she had a soy allergy and that may have been passed down #but then tofu gets bought up and she mentions she’s allergic to soy and I’m like you are???#and she’s like ‘yeah you probably are too. I bet if you stopped eating soy your face would clear up’#BITCH THE FUCK WHY HAVE IOU BEGLECTED TO TELL ME THIS FOR YEARS #now I gotta find cheap easy alternatives to my beloved noodles #if anyone has recommendations for meals that aren’t toast varieties omelette varieties or two minute noodles #let me know please #even on anon I’m going to lose it

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im2tired4usernames · 16 days

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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid #she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds #ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back #she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german #boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk #is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how #SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on #his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT #she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches #with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE #there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but #THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS #she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry #in the disguise of helping clean house #while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought #my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died #hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life #WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON #SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD #SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE #OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO #OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE #THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING #UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO #be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW #I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE #FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN #SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME

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rainymoodlet · 1 year

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brooklyn najera for @latteaki's too hot to handle! 🍒

oh man - i originally had so many ideas for this challenge, i'm not gonna lie. but i thought about it and i thought it would be fun as hell to throw my personal gameplay sim, brooklyn, into the mix! she is as mid-2000s yt girl sim as she could possibly be, obnoxious tats and all, and i love her to death!

and yes she's the gp sim that's marrying jacques for inheritance money but shhh shh he doesn't need to know

full name: brooklyn najera

age: 27

aspiration: master mixologist

hood: san myshuno

traits: party animal, outgoing, hot-headed

favorite drink: long island iced tea (basic ass bitch the game chose this for her and i love it so i'm includin it)

this girl has no ulterior motives going into this show, that's for sure. brooklyn najera's life up until now could fit nice and snugly into the "going with it" category. no decision she's made has been one she can confidently say she's made herself - from her career to her apartment to her little pomeranian boomer, everything in her life has either fallen into her lap or just sort of... worked out.

while her ultimate goal in life is to make great drinks that open people's minds and palates, brooklyn doesn't have much of anything else in regards to the whole "life" thing figured out. she has friends, sure, and she loves going out on the weekends, who doesn't? she's had her share of hook-ups, of failed connections and heart breaks, and has ridden through them all with a shrug and a tip of the glass.

but what better chance at feeling like she's actually done something for herself than signing up for a... dating... show? is it a dating show? is it a competition? is it even fair if the host is so hot? whatever the case, brooklyn wants to find out for herself if a show like this could actually be legit -- there are only so many failed meet-n-mingle dates a girl can go on.

(oh, and did we mention, this girl fell for mortimer goth and was surprised when he didn't leave his wife for her? she's Gone Through It.)

this girl literally finished the "mix 10 drinks" aspiration by herself, her number one autonomous action is making drinks (and then consuming them)

knows all the words to the opening of "where's my juul"

don't ask her about her stint as a minor crimelord, it was only for like four weeks and she didn't even go half the time okay

will genuinely be your best friend behind the bar, and believe me if you're nice you will get the best drinks ever

will go live on simsta when she's crossfaded and mix custom drink requests

for some reason has a level 10 fitness skill and will kickbox absolutely anything. if there's a punching bag she will beeline for that thing.

i just want to say that i am so excited to read this challenge regardless of whether or not brooklyn is chosen! the rules are fantastic and i can tell you've put so much time into planning this! i can't wait to see what happens!!

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #ts4 too hot to handle #latteaki #sim: brooklyn #i love herrr your honourrrr #can i get five more of them lil white bitches hoo boy i am not creative but #she is genuinely my personal gp sim and i am biased so i love her little messy ass to death #i am so excited for this challenge and i can't wait for everyone's entries!!!#i am already dyin over what i've seen so far dkfkdfhs #i hope you like her!! she's an absolute mess and i love her #fun facts abt her gameplay:#she hooked up with mortimer goth / victor feng / penny pizzazz / don lothario / AND marcus flex #mortimer she actually cared for but he wasn't about to leave his wife for her and when bella had a new baby brooklyn broke up with him #victor is a fuckboy supreme and will never leave his wife but will HAPPILY cheat on her so brooklyn cut him off #penny was her neighbor and best friend until they got drunk and started hooking up (booty calls at night yknow)#don was actually brooklyn's first hook up but then he MARRIED PENNY OUT OF NOWHERE #and marcus found boomer when he was lost after morty guilt-bought brooklyn a house in tartosa and when she tried to get together with him #for the inheritance #he was ALREADY MARRIED TO MILA MUNCH #its canon everywhere @aigunthermunch #so now she is LOOKING FOR LOVE TO SAY THE LEAST

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