If we are only getting one more season of Disco they better make Joann Owosekun/Keyla Detmer canon PLEASE I AM BEGGING

YOU KNOW WHAT im gonna do a note game even though I get like no notes, because I feel like it!!

So 15 notes and I’ll drink water every day

25 notes and I’ll do work not on the due date

35 notes and I’ll make more art (somehow)

55 notes and I’ll practice singing, like I’ve been wanting to for a while

65 notes and I’ll write a 30-40k word fanfic on Ao3 (currently making an account)

this got way past all of them so I’m adding more

200 notes and I’ll make it 50K words

250 notes and I’ll drink not just water, but 1 whole bottle of water per day

300 notes (‼️) and I’ll write TWO fanfics (one fluff and the other angst, the first one is gonna be the fluff)

I’m out of ideas, if u have any ideas please comment

First it was the canary allegations, now it’s the furry allegations. Mans can’t catch a break. Also I absolutely love how he just threw Martyn under the bus. I wonder how Martyn’s not so secret tumblr account feels about this

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Jimmy: -membership button right down there! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You’re amazing! Thank you!

Jimmy, reading the chat: “Jimmy and Martyn furry arc”

*stops the background music*

Jimmy: don’t you dare start this. *zoom in* I am not a furry. Martyn on the other hand, maybe, I don’t- I don’t know what he likes to do in his spare time. Um- maybe. Me? NO. *barks* Me? Not a chance. Not a chance, no thank you. No. No way. *continues background music like nothing happened*

top ten creeper trickshots

journey to bethlehem SLAPS. it is so fucking extra. its so "high school musical but 5% more religious" that i genuinely had to double-check to make sure kenny ortega had nothing to do with it.

I am a ‘Snow 100% murdered Dr Gaul the instant he didn’t need her anymore’ truther. I will hear no different.

Firstly because Gaul is a sadistic murderous sociopath who knows entirely too much about Snow - Gaul knew about Lucy Gray, about the way Snow had once been weak for a girl from Twelve - there is no way Snow would ever be able to feel safe or like he actually held absolute power and had complete control while she was alive. Infamously, Snow isn’t wasteful, so he would keep her around until he was sure there was no further political, social, or scientific advantage he could get from her, but Gaul would never not be a threat to him (or anyone else unfortunate enough to exist in her general vicinity), and that’s true even before you factor in that Snow is deeply, irrationally paranoid. The same day Dr Gaul stops being useful? Poisoned with extreme prejudice.

Secondly because I love the narrative justice of it. Gaul makes monsters. She engineers them to do as much damage and to cause as much pain and suffering as possible. Coriolanus Snow, President of Panem, Dictator For Life, Official ‘Worst Dude Ever’ is as much her creation as any of the muttations she made in her lab. The man Snow becomes by the end of tbosas is far and away the worst thing she inflicts on the people of Panem.

What does any good literary monster do when it’s strong enough? It turns on its creator. Volumnia Gaul makes a bigger, more dangerous predator and him killing her would serve her right.

(Snow killing Gaul would also be a nice prelude to his role in Coin’s downfall. You know the “if I had a nickel for every time this objectively terrible human being took down someone even worse albeit for his own purposes…I’d only have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice” of it all)

Do you think I could kidnap collect all the aro and/or ace spec blogs on here or do you think it’s better for me to stay in my hole with my audience of 800 people?

need a jily renaissance so bad

The main good thing about vegas is that for once the IG stories are seriously popping off, they’re fucking amazing

Trying to be patient and wait for resin to cure before adding more colors is actually torture to me I’m going to mcfucking die actually

Happy 9 years in this fandom to me 🥳🥳

I made this tumblr so that way I could start posting my first 1D fic (spoiler it’s unfinished - blame Zayn leaving) and try and make some friends in a new fandom. Very quickly I befriended @ashavahishta (because I asked for beta/britpicking help in my author’s note and she reached out to me 🥺) and I’ve been lucky in fandom friends ever since. I joined fandom during a really difficult time for me personally and sure! The nonsense that was 1D in 2015 was absolutely wild but it also kept me distracted from what I was dealing with and so I will always, always be thankful for this fandom for the people it has brought into my life.

I’ve seen Harry 4 times, one of them being ONO for HS3. I’ve seen Niall twice and will forever be bitter about the canceled Niall/Lewis tour with Fletcher as opener. I’ve seen Louis 3 times, once was for his album release in NYC for walls - WHERE I ALSO MET HIM WITH @crinkle-eyed-boo AND @onesweetworld18 AND HE SIGNED MY CD (and also swore so loud when he realized I was 36 weeks pregnant 🤣) I helped @londonfoginacup and @lululawrence and LOML Jenna hand out hundreds of rainbow flags in Iowa and then danced with Sus waving our flags the entire time and Louis kept coming over and watching us and then gave the SPEECH HE GAVE IN IOWA ABOUT BEING BRAVE AND TRUE TO YOURSELF THAT WAS FOR US IT WAS FOR US SUS HE LOVES US 😭😭

I’ve written over a million words in this fandom, 72 fics in total. I’ve brainstormed so many fics and read even more fics. I’ve been moved to tears and changed by fics I’ve read. Hell fic is what brought me to tumblr to begin with because everyone just had to keep writing this stupid trope where Harry and Louis have complimentary nautical tattoos and this company Modest is forcing them to be closeted 🙄 like what popular fic gave rise to THAT madness (it was them your honor. Those fuckers right over there)

I cried at music the boys have made. I’ve laughed at the dumb interviews they’ve done. I have a stupid teddy bears number in my phone because of these assholes. I’ve been woken up at 3am by a phone tree to let me know new music has dropped. I’ve been here for leaks and demos and rumors and it’s been such a huge part of my life and my identity. You literally can’t say “we are all moving in one direction” in front of me without me giggling.

I love this fandom so much. I love tumblr larries. I love my friends. I am so happy to have been here for 9 years and I can’t wait to celebrate more years 🤗

🎵 The friends we make, the love it takes is worth, is worth, is worth it all this time 🎵

MC: If I died, how much would you miss me? Leander, doing the sus smile with that hand pose: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

Nick Bosa at the Inspire Change event where players met with formerly incarcerated men at Levi’s for a discussion on social justice

Shockingly, horrifyingly, chronic conditions actually do last a long time and reoccur frequently.

Someone should euthanize Vulpes Inculta

One thing I love from all these interviews is hearing Ryan and Oliver talk about how happy Buck and Eddie are gonna be this season. How they’re gonna be free, relaxed and just have some fun whilst discovering who they are more. And it’s so nice to hear because though we all love some angst and pain for our blorbos, I also think they deserve this break from it all too. I have missed seeing them laugh, smile and just be silly.