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Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

Summary: Just dating Peter… and being Tony’s daughter.

Authors Note: This was highly requested in the comments and I really enjoyed making the last one, so here ya go! <3

Warning(s): swearing and deadpool (again)

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

•y'all “tis about to get wilD

•you and peter have a stable relationship™

-y'all don’t really fight

-if you do it’s something stupid

-“I CANT BELIEVE YOU ATE THE LAST BROWNIE, THE AUDACITY, I AM DISGUSTED, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS ATROCIOUS”

-“ I’m lactose intolerant Peter”

-“YOU ARE A TERRIBLE- wait you are?!?!”

-“HAHAHA SIKE” *cue you running away with the last brownie*

•Tony usually mediates your fights.

-he doesn’t want his spiderlings to be sad.

-not good for his representation in the ‘approving dad’ world

-“(Y/N) I suggest you give Peter back his brownie”

-“I ate it”

-*tony giving you the scolding parent look*

-“what do you want me to do? Shit it out?”

-*cap bursts through the door* “LANGUAGE (Y/N)

•peter still uses pickup lines on you

-“my Spidey sense isn’t the only thing that’s tingling”

-“peter do you know what that means?”

-“yes it means I feel all tingly and happy when I’m around you”

-“BOiIi”

-he clearly gets these from Wade

•peter going on dad dates with Tony

-“I can’t believe you remembered our anniversary”

-“I could never forget it Mr Stark”

-“um Peter…you’re dating me?”

-“This is an A B conversation (Y/N) leave”

-your dad and Peter have probably been on more dates with each other than Peter has with you.

•you and peter are always together

-the avengers freak out when you aren’t.

-“WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF BROTHER PETER?? HAS HE JOINED THE DECEASED??? I SHALL AVENGE YEE MAN OF SPIDER”

-“Thor chill… he went to the bathroom”

•Peter always has his hands on you

-whether it’s holding hands, or he’s touching your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist.

-he likes to know that you’re always there.

•hUgS frOm BehInD

-y'all this is the only time Peter feels like he’s the big spoon

-he’ll rest his chin on your head and your back will be pressed to his chest

-aw™

•peter using his height to his advantage

-he’ll hide your things in high places

-so you call for help

-usually ends in you standing on him to get what you want.

•HICKieS yO

-it happened when you first showed Peter your room

-Tony told you to leave the door open but y'all didn’t let that bother you ;)

-“YOU HAVE TAINTED MY YOUNG PETER HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”

-“ father why do you not express this concern for me”

-“it’s because you’re the devils spawn”

•finally perfecting that spiderman kiss

-“WE FINALLY DID IT”

-“HELLS YEAH”

-“how do I get down?”

- *cue peter’s web snapping*

•stealing Peter’s clothes

-old and new

-he leaves a sweater at your place?

-BAM it’s yours

-buys a new shirt?

-BaM It’s yours

-he eventually runs out of clothes

-Tony buys him a new wardrobe

•having a meme group chat with Ned

-sending memes about spiderman

-peter regrets introducing you to Ned

•going on dates to the zoo

-Peter taking pictures of you admiring things

-a passerby reports Peter to the security guard for looking like a creep

-your dad has to bail peter out

•whenever peter loses you in a large group of people he always knows how to find you.

-“yo Pete where’s your girlfriend?”

-“hold on one sec” *shakes wallet*

-“DID I HEAR MONEY?!?!”

-“found her”

•spoiling peter bc you're filthy rich and he deserves the world

-“happy birthday baby!!”

-“(Y/N) is that a car???”

-*you smiling uncontrollably*

-”(Y/N) I can’t drive’’

-’’Its a keepsake’’

•convincing your dad to take peter on missions.

-instantly regretting it bc peter is a soft boi who needs protection.

-“If you die on this mission, I will kill you”

-updating the suit bc you must protec™

-“I’ve added extra padding to your suit to soften any falls”

-he literally cannot breathe now

•accidentally admitting that Tom Holland is your celebrity crush.

-“but we look exactly alike??”

-“don’t be ridiculous Peter, you look nothing alike”

•dates to museums and science exhibitions

-watching peter nerd out

-v cute™

•going out with Liz and Michelle for girls nights

-peter dropping in on you as part of ‘patrol’

-almost activating ‘instant kill mode’ when a guy talks to you

•you putting on the suit just to talk to Karan

-“am I the only one that thinks Peter smells like avocado? Like does he even eat avocado?”

-“I too have detected this unusual scent Ms Stark”

•Peter freaks tf out when you get sick

-like mental break down freak out

-he googles your symptoms

-which means he always thinks your dying.

-“I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SOUP YOU LIKED SO I BROUGHT ALL OF THEM USING YOUR DADS CREDIT CARDS”

-he brought like 50 tins of soup

-will not let you leave his sight

-“Peter I need to take a dump”

-“I’ll come with you”

•Wade is always crashing your dates

-he thinks you guys are friends

-“Wade will you ever leave us alone?”

-“Of course Peetie! When (Y/N)’s father accepts my adoption papers”

-“Why would a grown ass man need adopting?”

-“It’s to fund my expensive lifestyle”

-Wade also steals Peter’s wallet so he has an excuse to come along.

-eventually getting a restraining order on Wade.

•Star Wars marathons

-you thinking Luke Skywalker is hot

-Peter getting jealous

-he dresses up like Luke the next day.

•he finds your old spiderman fan account on tumblr

-when he does he just stares at you smugly from across the room.

-“what?”

-“oh nothing” ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-he starts texting you the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) face.

-“so you bet spiderman is one sexy specimen under that mask?" ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-you want to die

-"I will delete you from my life”

•going to Starbucks for your anniversary dates

•peter insisting you have him on speed dial just incase anything happens

-you mostly use it to get food

-“hi”

-“(Y/N)??? Are you okay??”

-“I’ll have a double cheeseburger and fries please.”

-“(Y/N) pls”

-“what? I’m hungry”

-“may I remind you that I am not supposed to be used for ordering take out”

-“then what the fuck are you supposed to be?”

-“your boyfriend”

-“oh yes that too”

•you wear matching outfits to school sometimes

-you are the power couple of the school

•taking Tony’s car for a joy ride

-crashing it bc peter gets nervous and webs up the windscreen

-it’s all good tho

-you use his card to buy a new one

-and blame it on Wade

•cute goodmorning texts

-“make sure to brush your teeth, you have terrible morning breath xox ~ (Y/N)

-"please brush your hair today, yesterday you looked like a yeti that had been run over and drowned in toilet water <3 Peter”

•everyone noticing how whipped Peter is for you

-except you

-peter doesn’t even know what that means he’s so outdated

•Peter has coffee mornings with Steve

-you’re never invited

•sending each other selfies

-your ugliest ones usually end up as your lock screens

-“who’s that horrendous looking creature?”

-“my fucking boyfriend bish”

•you die when peter speaks Spanish

-“pan caliente”

-“ I don’t know what you just said but please let it be the only thing you say at my funeral”

-he said hot bread

•Peter worries about your wellbeing

-he sets up daily reminders on your phone to drink water

-irl it’s just him texting you h20 puns and jokes

•you are very territorial

-if a girl so much as looks at Peter

-you will snatch the weave

-one time you actually pulled out some girls hair

-Peter thought it was hot™

-Steve and Tony did not ™

•stony are your parents tbh

•like your dad you have a lot of issues

-you’re scared peter will leave

-but he never does

-he always comes back

•arcade dates

-Peter gives you a promise ring from a vending machine

-the avengers freak out and think it’s an engagement ring.

-Steve gives you a lecture about patience and how you should wait.

-Tony on the other hand…

-“I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS”

-“Uh Mr Stark, we’re 17 and it’s just a promise ring”

-“You are both disappointments and disgraces to the Stark name”

•caring for him after missions

-cuddles

-back rubs

-Peter is very clingy at this point.

•knowing exactly what calms each other down.

•Training with Peter

-having a run on the treadmill whilst he does weights.

-you trip and hit your head

-Peter drops a weight on his foot bc he’s shook.

-you both go to hospital and agree never to workout together again.

•carnival dates

-peter sees a game and insists he wins a price for you

-he loses

-3 times

-you end up having a go and you win a fish

-peter has the fish for 4 days of the week and you have him for 3

-the fish is your son™

-his name is ‘the fish™’

•stargazing and talking about a future together

•you both trust and love each other a lot

•you love peter a lot

-although you don’t say it often

-you show it though

- but he already knows it

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RFA * V* Saeran overhearing their female s/o on the phone telling another boy she loves them but it's actually just one of the s/o's family members ?

hey it’s been like five years but I finally wrote it and I’m sorryI had no idea what to do for Baehee >.

I love how they get progressively long as you go have fun reading

YOOᔕᑌᑎG:

· You’re playing LOLOL together when suddenly you get a phone call,and pause the game while you answer

· Yoosung’s doing some quick character customization while yourconversation goes on, but he’s getting the feeling that you’re talking toanother man

· And someone close to your age, at that

· He’s been working hard at controlling his jealousy, but it’s sodifficult, especially now that you’re speaking such gentle words, your pretty eyessoft and twinkling

· Who is it you’re talking to that would warrant such anexpression? Such words that spoke of warmth and tender love?

· Yeah so it was impossible for Yoosung to keep his switch off

· Can you stabsomeone through the phone? How can I perform simple voodoo? became hisnewest google searches

· “Take care of yourself, I’ll come see you soon, I love you!” you hang up with a wistful sigh.

· “The old geezer went and fell down the stairs…again…honestly heneeds to be more careful.”

· “Old…geezer?” Yoosung asks tentatively, slowly putting his phonedown

· “Yeah, my grandfather went and broke up hip by tripping on astep. Luckily he didn’t fall a whole flight, but still, at his age….”

· Yoosung discreetly closes his ‘Voodoo for Beginners’ tab andcoughs lightly

· “Right well, let’s continue our match, shall we? I’ll crush you!Ha-ha, I’m kidding?”

· The battle begins once more, you having already forgotten aboutthe phone call, but somewhere in Yoosung’s mind, he’s thinking about the webpage he’d closed

· Maybe it wouldbe useful to look through

· For futurereferences…

ᘔEᑎ:

· Y’all are rehearsing some lines

· or taking selfies

· or working out

· or trying to summon Satan idk but your phone rings and youexcuse yourself from your current activity to answer it

· lmao though imagine you actually summon Satan and he’s trying totake your soul or smthing but then you’re like ok hold up my dude I got a phonecall the delivery guy might have gotten lost and Satan is just left standingthere like ??? do I get food too or

· anyways hi hello it’s your /actual/ father calling about thefamily reunion on Saturday

· Zen’s sneaking glances your way because what’s with this sweettone of yours

· is i T A mE m Be R of Th eOpPOSi t E SE x????????

· basically he’s trying to listen to the voice on the other end ofthe line but being sneaky about it

· we all know that ‘subtlety’ is not part of Hyun Ryu’svocabulary, let alone life skills

· so he’s basally draped himself over you like some sort offallen tree trunk

· im good at analogies alright

· you’re trying to focus on the call but at the same time Zen whatthe flippity fuck are you doing you’re making me have to pee

· he’s already suspicious but when you hang up with acheery “love ya daddy!” Zen malfunctions and doesn’t know whether to cryor yell

· “Who was that why do you love that person was it a guy wh-”

· “Zen, chill that was my dad.”

· :0

· :000000

· you can see him dying a bit inside because oh no I got jealous over her F A THER??????

· but then Zen is Suddenly Inspired

· “Hey,” he whispers in a sultry voice, his lips pressed againstyour ear, “how about you call me daddy too?”

ᒍᑌᗰIᑎ:

· contrary to popular belief, Jumin is actually cool with youtalking to other dudes

· as long as it’s strictly professional, that is

· he’s never heard you talk to your family before, so heisn’t aware just how close you allare

· the both of you are attending a meeting, and during the coffeebreak you receive a call

· ‘Jongin’ is the caller’s name, which Jumin manages to catch aglimpse of flashing across your phone’s screen before you deftly answer thecall

· “Yeah? Hello!” you say, before excusing yourself from theroom

· Jumin is left wondering whether he should follow you or justignore it

· but there’s just something about the delicate shift in your tone that puts him ill at ease

· because you should only be speaking to him that way

· side note I reallllllly want to see some yandere Jumin but notlike weird prison guard Jumin but actual Yoosung level yandere

· alas, the meeting starts again, yet you don’t return to the room

· he hears you giggle occasionally from the hallway, but tries notto focus on it too much because the meeting is about the future of C&R’scat projects and therefore of uttermost importance

· needless to say, his mind is quite preoccupied

· one of the chairmen asks him “What do you believe would bethe total production cost for this particular plan?”

· Jumin answers with a distracted “Oh, no I rather do like red wine with my pasta.”

· basically he’s really not himself what’s gotten into himhe’s usually an unstoppable force in meetings but now???

- the meeting is adjourned, and he rushes out the door

· as soon as he spots you in he hallway, he’s marching straighttowards you, reaching for your arm right when you say “Okay bye! I’llsee you tomorrow, love you!”

· “What’s this about loving who now?” Jumin hisses, his hand closing lightly, but firmly, around your wrist

· “It’s me telling a family member that I care about them?” yousay, confused as to why he’s reacting in such a way

· “You - what? family member?”

· Yeah, that was my uncle. We usually go shopping together everyfew weeks, and we’re due to go again tomorrow.”

· Jumin’s emotions quiet down in an instant, however his heart isstill running rampant like a wild beast in his chest

· he slides his fingers down to envelop your hand, and gentlyrests his forehead atop yours

· “Please, my love, don’t scare my like that again, you are myone, my everything…”

· you’re getting ready to whisper your own cheesy loving sentence, but hecontinues

· “Also you should bring your uncle shopping in this building. Wehave over 200 different stores, and maybe he would be willing to lead our catcampaign-”

· you poke his stomach

· “You are not bringing myuncle into this cat thing…but if you want, you can tag along and comeshopping with us.”

· he agrees, which is a bad idea

· cuz you and your uncle tag team him

· and he ends up wearing some sort of cat/maid outfit that showsskin in just the right places

· yeah but it’s a good buy

· Jumin actually wears it around the penthouse

· Driver Kim once saw him in it

· “The young master has rather particular interests….”

· lowkey approves and wants one himself

ᔕᗩEYOᑌᑎG:

· mmmmmmkay well honestly he’s heard you say “I love you” toseveral people already, but he doesn’t get jealous because you’re always showering him with your affection

· but he’s had one of his bad days, old emotions and thoughts andinsecurities are already chasing each other in his mind

· so it isn’t helping him much when he can just tell you’re talking to another boy

· terrible thoughts swarm his head, and he cannot stop fretting about all the bad things that could possibly be happening

· What if he hadn’t been looking enough into things? What ifhe’s being played? Are you going around behind his back? Betraying him?

· but for every one of these thoughts, he lashes out athimself, thinking things along the lines of don’t I trust her? Do I reallythink she’s that bad a person? She’s given me all this love, would she reallyjust abandom me like that?

· Or maybe now I’m reading too much into things?

· “Alright, bye Kyungsoo, I love you!”

· He winces, not wanting to face you, afraid that the bile in histhroat will lead him to say harsh things

· “What’s wrong, Saeyoung?”

· “Who…” he croaks, a faint pain etched across his face, “Whowere you talking to?”

· “Oh that? It was my brother!”

· “You…your…ah.”

· “Is something the matter?”

· “No, I’m just a huge idiotis all.”

· “Now tell me something I don’t know,” you say with a sly smile,wrapping your arms around his waist, “you might be the world’s biggest idiot,but at the very least, you’re myidiot.”

· Saeyoung instinctively returns the embrace, holding you tightagainst his chest. “Likewise.”

ᐯ:

· oh my hea RT lmao what heart haha I just roasted myself

· y’all are just chillin’, looking through his pictures when youget a phone call

· V is fine with you talking on the phone right beside him, so youanswer right there

· Heck, you could even be riding the shit out of him and he’d stillbe chill with you calling your friend

· MC orders pizza while getting laid lolololol

· He gets momentarily nervous, though, when he hears a deepervoice on the other end of the line

· But V, he tells himself, don’t discriminate maybeit’s a girl with a deeper voice you never know

· “Who is that?” V mouths, just to be safe

· “Oh, he’s just –” you start to say before you getcut off by the person you’re talking to

· a b OY?!

· “Okay! I love you!” you say before hanging up

· V’s all ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

· it takes him a moment to calm down, at which point he’sconvinced himself that you’re moving on, which is fine, because he’s not goodenough for you he wasn’t good enough for Rika you’ll be happier without himyou–

· “V you’re turning blue I don’t think you’re breathing.”

· He inhales sharply and looks at you with tears in his eyes

· it makes sense, he concludes, trying to hold backthe waterworks

· “You should have told me sooner,” he says softly

· “Told you what?”

· “That you’ve…found someone else.”

· seriously V I thought I jumped to conclusions toofast but you really take the cake

· you just stare at him, then look at the phone in your hand, thenback at V

· whoops

· “Sweetheart no that was my cousin!”

· V just blanches

· I am horrible how dare I get jealous so easily and I thought shewas in love with another family member what am I –

· “V if you stop breathing like that you’ll actually die.”

· without a word, V reaches over to you and pulls you into hischest

· there’s a strange elation sensation inside his body, and herealizes that he had unconsciously been so stressed, a knot of worry had formedin the pit of his stomach

· his worry is replaced by a realization

· the realization that

· he’s not okay with you leaving him after all

ᔕᗩEᖇᗩᑎ:

· He ain’t taking none of that shit

· the moment he hears you say “Hi!” in such a sweetvoice because MC you’re only supposed to talk like that with me h o w dare you, he practically launches himself at your phone and does awicked somersault landing

· Where did he go?

· Surely not inside the kitchen cabinets

· oh

· but there he is

· crouching between cereal boxes and jars of tomato sauce,just emanating dark waves of furious doom

· They’re so tangible for a second you worry they might stain thewalls

· “She’s mine,” he hisses into the receiver, “and I’m notgonna let you lay a single hand on her.”

· “Well…” the voice answers, “that’s fine and all but I’m herbrother so we do occasionally hug sometimes.”

· Saeran had already prepared a nasty comeback, but he wasn’texpecting the call to be from your family

· “Ah uh, okay bye,” he grunts instead in an awkward manner,before promptly hanging up

· “Um…Saeran…I kinda really needed to talk to him though…”

· He whips his gaze towards you

· “The….” he chokes, his eyes wide

· “Huh???”

· “The what???? Hug?????” hefinally whispers, seeming if not a bit panicked by the thought such a thing existing

· you stare at each other blankly for a brief minute before youdouble up in laughter because

· a) he looks like a startled, edgy cat b) he’s in your fucking kitchen cabinets and c) the what??? hug??? wassomething you never thought would come out of his mouth

· but he gets so sour about you laughing at him that he refuses toleave his perch for the next two hours

· #spends the whole time thinking about you hugging him

· *cue the blushies*

· wants to try this ‘hugging’ ordeal

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