My SO sitting at their desk: *breathes*

Me: *slowly getting naked*

SO: "hhhh-HIXTTSHH-ieu!!"

Me: *already in bed*

SO: "how tf do you always know??"

By the way for anyone wondering

Two - number

Too - too many o’s, only for excess (too much, too many, too powerful)

To - small perfect lad. All other uses

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=h4elA-CbV6BttOZP

Nice try. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fake apologies are just as bad as not apologizing at all!! Take accountability for what you did wrong! Your abelism will be exposed!!

🌒🌕🌘

Blessing and a curse.

Ahhh, another person reaching chapter 8 of the Archer…

Hahahahaha @who-is-ej i’m so sorry!!! I hope you’re ok bb and that you enjoy the last two chapters 💕🥹

my pisces intuition has never failed me, not once in my life

never ever think you can get away with something and assume i’ll never notice. clown behavior, istg.

the moment tanjiro has in the first confrontation w kibstuji illustrates how I felt being way too perceptive having an addict parent

Every day I witness tumblr posts stolen for tweets and tiktoks

my hidden talent is that i ALWAYS know when there’s a spider in the room. idc if im not wearing my glasses, idc if i’m not even looking in that direction, i. always. know. oh something moved?? its a spider. no that’s not a strand of hair that just brushed against your leg, it’s a spider. and im ALWAYS right.

well im definitely a fucking oracle and i want death

i want to be good at this i want to the best at it

It is a sorrow That I cannot blame you anymore For not loving me enough For not wanting to stay I've got into the habit of staring at eclipses and I see now what you see- That I was always second place Always borrowing others light Was never worth much more.. than a few cheap thrills Everyone loves the moon until they get bored until it goes dark until it's not fun to play with anymore it hurts more that all I wanted was to shine for you, for them for someone enough to illuminate their life but I will only ever be second place

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.