I’m at the point in my (travel) soccer mom era where I think if your kid doesn’t come to practice, he shouldn’t be allowed to play in games 🤷🏻‍♀️ the coach is trying to be fair but I think that’s stupid at this point. It’s not fair to the kids who work hard and could have won a game had the coach not put in the kids with zero practice time. Every kid on the team has improved soooooooooo much (including mine!!!!! He is kicking ass) because they come to practice every week and work as a team. And then one kid doesn’t come to practice and is allowed the same playing time as mine or other kids???????? Nah. And then they lost. They would have won!!!!

"...I appreciate that you're trying to be on my side." "I am on your side."

BONUS REACTIONS:

The whole plot of Dark Rise in one meme

TT: What are you doing?

AG: Your MOM!!!!!!!!

GA: Haha Vriska You Are Banging My Mother-In-Law

Ok so this was supposed to be a a. Quick warmup doodle and then it got out of control so. Uh. Enjoy! Also this is from my very shoddy memory of them so if there's inaccuracies no there isnt

i have made jokes in the past about 28 year old olivia cooke as alicent standing beside her fully grown adult sons also in their twenties and being like Yes i am their mother. And they ARE my adult sons who are older than me. but actually the way it shakes out in the show is like. Oh yeah she very much was a teen mom and victim of marital rape from the age of like 16 she was just a kid obviously she has no idea how to be a parent and would feel very strange and removed from it even now. like it manages to be incredibly sad lol

cannot stop thinking about how if Hope is your party leader for the final fight against Orphan, his voice line at the start of the fight is a determined "this is for you, mom." I'm going to fucking cry

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

draxum has chronic pain to me it is a canon event

Ppl putting a loooooot of faith into a woman who canonically voted for Reagan

some random guy i dont know the name of and his little son volga (EXTREMELY small sketch post because i felt like posting and actually didnt draw anything)

heys do some of you guys remember noam paradaimu? the dude who dated ale— [gets eaten by a giant spider]

some of my children

and me when

its actually so bullshit how the fandom came down harder on palebird than sandgorse. even though sandgorse's shittiness drives the entire book.

(feel free to delete<3good luck with the surgery!) Do you know why they got so big in the first place? Bad luck with genetics, a spell from an angry wizard, broken game mods?

Broken game mods could DEF be a part of it, it's a very "No middle sliders" thing for my body to do. lmao but it really is just... random chance genetics!!!

My mom gave me covid for Christmas (likely before the holiday, when I was mailing her holiday baking for her because she has physical limitations that mean she can’t do it herself), but she also gave me the first four volumes of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun because she read the title instead of the plot summary and decided it sounded like the least objectionable thing on my wish list, so I forgive her for the covid thing

so anyway, Mo Ran is the most hilarious narrator I’ve encountered recently. It is sort of confusing to be laughing so much because I decided to read 2ha after being promised that the novel is really fucked up, but seriously, he is such a shit and it’s SO funny, spending an entire scene referring to Cheng Da as “Big Intestine-gongzi” destroyed me

. . . i'm too aro for this