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intensepokerface · 2 years

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WHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

#WWWHHHHHAAATTTTTTT #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #YOU IDIIOOOOOTTTTTT #uhum #excuse me #THE SECOND TIME PORSCHE SAID KINN?#IM DESTROYED #ALL MY HAIR TURNED GRAY #ALL OF MY BODY IS IN PAIN #I AGED 50 YEARS #WHHHHYYYYYY #WHAT #kinnporsche

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driftsart · 4 months

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Starscream and Skyfire's young years

#did you know Starscream wears glasses he just feels insecure about it so he rarely wears them?#digitalart #art #photoshop #character design #au #transformers #decepticons #autobots #redesign #original design #alternate universe #comic art #starscream #skystar #skyfire #here Starscream's about mid 20s or early 30s (in robot years) and Skyfire's around the same age just a tiny bit younger #Starscream's way older now hes around 50 now #i tried drawing backgrounds... never again lmfao

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tightjeansjavi · 7 days

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I genuinely forgot how to breathe

#I have no coherent thoughts #I’m just #i’m staring #and frothing #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #he looks so dreamy #he ages like fine wine #how is this man going to be 50 next year #there’s no way #pedro pascal #the materialists #not my pics

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ride-a-dromedary · 7 months

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"Halsin shouldn't be that big or muscular or look middle aged because he's an elf and the lore sa-"

I actually think he should be bigger and look more middle aged, personally.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #the man has been non-stop stressed for a century like i'm surprised that didn't prematurely age him MORE #i think he *should* have silver hairs peppered throughout from the endless stress he's been under #and be built like a professional strong man with a significant healthy layer of fat because he *hibernates* and is *practically strong*#and because he says he likes sweet things and doesn't find any point in denying himself things he likes #so you're telling me that man is chiseled and cut like an unhealthy bodybuilder?#no i don't think so #'elf lore says-' this game is literally all about curbing your expectations when it comes to what people are 'meant' to be #elf lore says a lot of things that halsin fits *to a t* - his appearance being out of the 'norm' is not a flaw #but it doesn't matter then does it? only when he physically fits the species paradigm?#'that's not how elf aging works!' why not? you've seen how human's age yeah? different people age in different ways #you can line up ten 50 year olds next to one another and not a single one of them will look the same #the thing is that under every single umbrella there is diversity of experience #people will look and age differently from others - that's just how life and genetic diversity *works*#anyway this is a gripe at two different things at once don't mind me

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foolnamedjoey · 4 months

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One time someone saw one of my Sonadow drawings and said "Shadow is 50" and like NO dont even talk to me if you don't know know that he was IN STASIUS for 50 years YOU FUCKING FAKE FAN

#not to mention YOU'D GET IT WRONG FOR SAYING HE'S CHRONILOGICLY 50 #because WE DONT KNOW HOW LONG HE WAS ON THE ARK #he could VERY WELL be 65 if adding the usual 15 years of age.#AND I doubt Shadow was THAT attached to Maria if he only knew her for like. a year or even a few months.#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow

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wazzuppy · 2 years

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psychonauts 2 said "older generations are not inherently evil for their ways of thinking. they have lived and have suffered in different ways than you have, and while that doesnt neccesarily excuse their actions, they are still deserving of the opportunity to grow and better themselves. you are never too old to make yourself a better person. sometimes all you need is someone new and kind who's willing to listen" and it was right

#tara says stuff #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #i know younger ppl like to make fun of baby boomers and stuff and like i get it but.#idk sometimes i think some ppl just dont care enough to try and understand #like #genuinely try talking to ur elders. ask them what it was like when they were growing up. ask them about their life experiences.#u can learn and understand so much #in 50 years itll be u who's ''behind the times'' and being ignored bc of ur age #idk #just #be understanding. be kind. be patient.

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sketchingdemonss · 5 days

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H3 wuz a Sk8tr b0i sh3 sa1d s33 u l8tr b0y!!! >_<!!

#art #regretevator #regretevator art #regretevator fanart #regretevator roblox #roblox regretevator #roblox #regretevator infected #regretevator lampert #gif #tw flashing #flashing #typing out boy like that made me age like 50 years #i am trying SO HARD not to burn myself out #but im excited!! I have a lot of ideas!!

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robotsandramblings · 13 days

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it is ridiculously heartwarming and sweet that we see Hunter and Omega, some 15-ish years later, having lived that time peacefully and safely on Pabu, and Omega is now an adult and has been an adult for probably close to a decade by now... and Hunter is still concerned for her safety and worrying about his little girl. ❤️❤️ no matter if it's 15 or 50 years, he will always be her worried caring dad😭

#if anyone says anything about accelerated aging and the 50 year thing i'll block u on sight LMAO 🗡️#hunter #omega #the bad batch #bad batch spoilers #star wars #SQUEEEE #p.s. so my math is that: omega was 10 when TBB started and it lasts for 3 years inshow so she's 13 when TBB ends #and then it's roughly 19 years from TBB start until the time skip (could be 18 possibly? depends on how early or late she joined)#assuming it's pre- a new hope #so if it's 15-16 years b/w end of TBB and the timeskip.. then Omega is 28-29 years old in the timeskip #i know many ppl said she was 14 in S3 so she could be 30 in the timeskip

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m40160 · 2 months

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walter and g1 michigan in nutshell

#ac6 #armored core vi #armored core #handler walter #g1 michigan #g5 iguazu #c4 621 #listen i know that walter is not all soft and meek he is absolutely stern and sometimes cold #but i know poor guy ages 50 years faster everytime 621 is *this* close to death his hairs fall out his eyebags get darker his legs shake #michigan is like GO OUT THERE AND DIE MAGGOTS

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dykedvonte · 2 months

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You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

#cause realistically Benny had to be of an age house could project a parental view on when they first met and combined with how impulsive and #short sighted Benny is with his planning and way of operating makes me think he’s not as old as people headcanon cause he was the leader #the chairmen for 7 years so you have to subtract that from his current age meaning he was even younger and more impressionable to house cuz #how else would house see him as a good candidate if his backstabbing was already a thing seeing as house was aware of his plan from the #start so since house projects and acts like a man ranged late 40s to 50s I’d say Benny is max 25-27 by game start so they met when he was #still a teen cause a theme in the game surrounding older npcs ins a resistance to change and of course someone still young and okay with #change would take an offer such as Houses eagerly along with the fact Benny seems like okay with sudden change actually considering him #giving you the reigns when he thinks his goose is cooked #but this is all to say there was def an unhealthy projection on house part on the role he wanted Benny to play that was likely controlling #and the sudden silence as he tried to acquire the chip would only make Benny more inclined to rebel especially since he is still young and #impressionable if we take he’s only in his mid 20s #and before someone says he doesn’t look it he acts like that and some characters are supposed to be 26 and 37 and I bet you guessed wrong on #who the first time #fallout #fallout new vegas #mr house fnv #robert edwin house #benny fnv #benny gecko

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roxalicious · 3 months

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thinking about marcille treating falin like a kid even tho thats a woman in her 20s and like... elven tendencies to treat everyone from short-lived races as children aside, marcille probably just has no idea how she's supposed to treat anyone.

elven age of maturity is 80, and if we keep in mind tallmen's is 16, that means 80 is probably still on the younger side for our modern standards. marcille is 50 so to elves she'd be like 10, but obviously she's an adult so she mustve aged impossibly fast (at a human rate from ages 41 to 50, since it sounds like she grew alongside falin?), and has no way of figuring out how old she is compared to anyone else, even though she grew up surrounded by people from short-lived races (which would probably give a regular elf at least a general idea)

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #her mother did tell her she lives life at a different pace from everyone else #*everyone* else #this isnt even simple long-lived species superiority she just genuinely has no idea how tf she's supposed to work #she became an adult recently and her growth rate has probably finally stabilized #so she has only just now reached a position in which she can learn how to relate to people from other races in that sense #tho there's also that bit about senshi at 13 being old enough to do stuff in the mines so i have no idea at what rate long-lived species #actually age #maybe a regular 50 year old elf is basically an adult by anyone's standards but elven society's

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jewishcissiekj · 8 months

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Did they fucking age Asajj up from Legends to Canon/TCW for her to flirt with Obi-Wan and date Quinlan because I'm losing it over this

For further context some other Star Wars characters' ages (canon for most, Legends for Aayla and Quinlan because they don't have a canon birth year)

Ok, so get this: she was younger than Padmé, Aayla and maybe even Anakin originally, but they aged her up 7-11 years to get her with Quinlan and Obi-Wan. Oh. While this was most likely not an intentional decision it still really disappoints me because imo she works so much better in the younger age group

Btw, this means that in Legends by the start of the Clone Wars she was 17-21, what the fuck. And by the end of it she would be 20-24. Incredibly fucked up I think

For even further context, the ages at the beginning and the end of the clone wars: Obi-Wan & Quin - 35, 38 Aayla - 26, 29 Padmé - 24, 27 Anakin - 19, 21 *Ahsoka - 14, 17 **Asajj - 17/18/19/21, 20/21/22/23/24

#killing the creatives behind tcw asajj with my mind rn #:))))))))))#aayla was 5 years OLDER than her until the 50 bby thing was confirmed in 2021 if i got that right #aayla secura #quinlan's FORMER PADAWAN #i thought i was going crazy viewing legends asajj as younger than canon but NO.#send help #daily asajj thought of the day #btw this barely has any math that isn't the simplest fucking math ever but it broke my brain and i was using a calculator #not good at this #i need to read the story where her age is confirmed (called restraint #i can't find it)#(in legends)#bc it was made to sort out the dathomir retcon (which is why i'm killing the tcw creatives with my mind)#asajj ventress #ventress #tcw #star wars legends #obi wan kenobi #quinlan vos #padmé amidala #anakin skywalker #sw #star wars #retcons will be the death of me #oh is it clear enough i hate quinlan/asajj #because i truly really do #uhm yeah so i am thinking of 17 yo asajj in the war and it's ruining me #the clone wars

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munchboxart · 5 months

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Paint practice and a haircut

#should he get the cut #i kinda dont want to plus his sonic cut gives him flavor #but at the same time ive aged 50 years when i have to draw him on the side #splatoon 3 #splatoon #my oc #my ocs #jun #munch art

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the-worms-in-your-bones · 21 days

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I am once again going down the rabbit hole of trying to figure out the ages of the Gallifrey characters

#idk why my brain gets so caught up on this but it does #I’m also talking like start of gallifrey because I’m not getting into all that for them now #what bothers me the most is that we’ve got basically nothing on Narvin #I can’t remember for sure but I don’t even think we know what regeneration he’s on #I don’t think it would be hard to assume his first but also it could not be #like for brax we know he’s older than the doctor so that puts him at at least 1000 #and romana is around 600 years younger than the doctor so she’d be around 400 #and then I’m going with 50 ish for leela because we don’t know her actual age so I’m using Louise jamesons age plus the time she spent #married to andred #also with romana that’s assuming that her and the doctor experienced the same amount of time in between them traveling together and the #start of gallifrey #I guess that could also count for brax too but whatever #for narvin what we’ve got is that he was above the rank of a junior agent under vansell during the time of the fourth doctor #(at least probably)#so we can make the assumption that he wasn’t fresh out of the academy/cia training #which makes me inclined to say that he’s older than romana #but that’s really all I’ve got on him #doctor who #gallifrey #romana #irving braxiatel #narvin #leela #clearly this is a subject I am normal about #if anyone else makes it this far in my rant and has any insights I’d love to hear them

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unironicallycringe · 6 months

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I know everyone on Tumblr and Twitter regards people who are 25+ or god-forbid 30+ to be in fandom for nefarious purposes only and should be doing adult things like having a shitty 9-5 office job and then getting home and staring at a beige wall.

I'm here to tell you that my experience being 30 is largely unchanged from being 20, except I now have better communication and empathy skills from years of therapy and also from gazing into the void. Also I have more bills and stress, which means I value my time being able to enjoy a hobby like playing with metaphorical Barbie dolls.

Also, I can offer you such gems of lived-experience advice like "you may have a quarter-life crisis in your twenties as adulthood comes stampeding over you, it will suck absolute ass but you are not alone and you can do this."

Anyways shout-out to the age range who are not-elders-but-regarded-as-such-online-for-some-reason. I met a 60+ person playing my cool new gardening sim game and he's legit af. I am baby compared to that guy and he's still vibing. You're allowed to be part of online communities at any age as long as you respect the people around you.

#shea muses aloud #this is my 'old man yells at cloud' moment #i get the fear really im not naive i know there are bad actors online and you should exercise caution everywhere #straight up it can get dangerous out here #but also dont let that cause you to go extremist in the opposite direction and decide to ostracise everyone older than you #idk man go outside and join communities #my larp regularly had ppl in their 40s and 50s #youre allowed to be a nerd who *gasp* ages #fandom #ageism #anyways learning a lot in my year and a half of being active online #mostly the usual of 'there are people who suck and there are people who dont'#thats life babey #find the people who dont suck #also good luck with your quarter life crises everyone i believe in you

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bigcatbulges · 5 months

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Tumblr can try to silence the gays, but we stay thirsty for the hot men. Thank you for being our internet dealer of the good stuff and keep fighting the good fight o7 While I'm here, I'd like to request some older men when you get the chance. Or some fat guys.

They may cover my mouth so I can't scream but I will bite their fingers so I can cry out, "Yes, I'll get you old man fupa!!!"

#i know theres an artist who draws an older chubby lion or bear that even at age 50 still craves dick like a 23 year old

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