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whysamwhy123 · 6 months

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I don't normally do this but fuck it, I'm Unwell and need the distraction. Here's a random OrangeHook drabble/ficlet whatever that just oozed out of my brain in the last ten minutes. Enjoy? Maybe?

''Damn. Who's that?''

Orange's head turns as Hook takes a seat on the couch next to him. His eyes are fixed on the woman on screen. Orange doesn't blame him.

''Stacy Keibler.''

Orange had been in a nostalgic mood lately so he was watching a bunch of old episodes of Smackdown. He didn't think Hook was paying attention, but he guessed a woman like that is hard to ignore.

Hook hums, transfixed as Stacy makes her entrance, that slooooow way she'd go through the ropes while the cameras loving caressed those long legs of hers.

''I like her,'' Hook says, simply.

Orange lets a little huff of laughter out. ''You like blondes.''

Hook smiles. ''I'm a gentleman.''

Orange shakes his head emphatically. But the young man is too busy ogling Stacy to acknowledge it.

''That was a reference you probably don't get it,'' Hook says. ''You see, there's an old movie called Gentlemen Prefer -''

''I know what it's a reference to,'' Orange cuts him off. This kid, he swears.

Hook still cannot tear his eyes away from the beauty on the screen. Orange is having more fun watching Hook, the way his eyes slowly follow her whenever she's on screen, the way his shoulders lower whenever they cut away and then raise the second she's back. It's like he's watching himself back in his teenage years.

''Those legs,'' Hook astutely observes.

Orange gives him a look and this time, Hook actually glances over and catches it.

He smiles at him, ''What? Does it make you uncomfortable when I talk about women like that?''

Orange snorts. ''Kid, I was checking out women while you were still in diapers.'' Orange looks back at the screen and yeah. Yeah. He absolutely cannot blame the kid for staring. ''Specifically that one.''

''Good to know we have even more in common,'' Hook says.

A vague memory occurs to Orange, something he's not entirely sure happened but if it did, it's another weird connection between the person beside him and the person on screen. ''I think your dad put the Taz-mission on her once?''

Hook laughs out loud. ''I'll bet. He was probably mad that she's taller than him.'' He paused briefly. ''Those legs.''

''You already said that.''

''It bares repeating. She a wrestler?''

''Kinda? More of a valet.''

Hook nods and his teeth start to worry his bottom lip for a second. It does something to Orange. Always does.

''I'm thinking I need a valet,'' Hook says.

Orange throws his hands up. ''Alright, you twisted my arm - I'll do it. Let me find a pair of booty shorts and I'll be good to go.''

It earns him another even louder laugh. It also earns him Hook's full attention, Keibler be damned.

''I know that was a joke, but...I'd like to see it.''

Orange cracks up, embarrassingly loud. ''You and no one else. But nah, I think you'd suit 'em better. You've got nicer legs than she does.''

Hook's reaction is priceless - a man torn between his desire to defend the honor of his new crush and his own ego demanding that he take the compliment and run with it. In the end, he settles for a smirk and a shrug. Orange returns the smirk.

There's a single beat, before Hook's on him, hands capturing his face, feverishly kissing him while grinding in his lap.

God bless Stacy Keibler.

#Sam actually wrote a thing #OrangeHook #Hook/Orange Cassidy #No idea where this came from #I just thought it was funny in my head?#But man do I love writing these two #And if anyone can find the actual clip of the Taz-Stacy incident let me know #I have no idea if that actually happened or if I'm just making my memories at this point

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orange-catsidy · 7 months

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#hook #kris statlander #orange cassidy #aew #my gifs #aewedit #3 types of neurodivengent rep

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devilsxhook · 5 months

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this is just the cutest thing ever!

#aew #aew wrestling #aew hook #hook aew #tyler senerchia #all elite wrestling #hook 730 #730 hook #the cold hearted handsome devil #danhausen #orange cassidy

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sequentialprophet · 7 months

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JEAN JACKET CASSIDY? HANDO? BRING YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? LOSING MY MIND ABOUT EVERY PART OF THIS.

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#AEW #Hook aew #Orange Cassidy #Kris Statlander #Anna Jay #Angelo Parker #Daddy Magic #this video is perfection

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theocassidy · 8 months

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#orange cassidy #freshly squeezed #aew hook #how does someone tag hook?#renee paquette #aew dynamite #aew #aew wrestling #all elite wrestling #wrestling #hes not ok renee your husband beat him to a pulp and took his championship #20230913 #casually interrupting hooks interview

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cosmoweirdkid · 2 months

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empty-mel · 8 months

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MY DAY WAS MADE🙌🙌

#hook aew #orange cassidy

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piracypiranha · 6 months

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The weird group of kids in high school

#aew #hook aew #orange cassidy #kris statlander #chuck taylor #trent beretta #renee paquette

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aewmoves · 5 months

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#aew #all elite wrestling #aew full gear #orange cassidy #jon moxley #aew hook #aew gifs #wrestling gifs #11/18/2023

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allelitewrestlings · 5 months

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#danhausen #hook #hook aew #orange cassidy #trent beretta #trent?#aewedit #aew #wrestlingedit #aew rampage #tv: rampage #rampage: s03e48 #ours: gifs #maker: s #*#faction: best friends

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whysamwhy123 · 4 months

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Randomly dropping 1.5k of some OrangeHook schtuff here. This is a sort of precursor/prologue to a different fic that I may or may not write. There's an awkward tonal shift and a real non-ending because I'm a little rusty, but whatevs.

‘’I thought it was supposed to my generation that couldn’t stop staring at our phones.’’

The sound of Hook’s voice makes Orange raise his head from the texts he was reading. The kid’s sat there on the other side of the couch, surrounded by a plate with a sandwich on it, a bag of chips, and a bowl of ice cream (Hook’s idea of a balanced meal. Oh, to be twenty-four again…) He takes a bite of the sandwich while Orange waves his hand dismissively.

‘’Leave me alone, I have a good reason,’’ he says.

His little sister just got engaged, you see. Orange isn’t usually one for showing much emotion; only when the situation calls for it. And this one does - he’s beyond happy for her. Their mom’s taken it upon herself to insist that as many of the family as possible make their way down to his sister’s place at the end of the month to celebrate. She’s currently blowing up his phone with plans and a million questions. Orange isn’t annoyed in the slightest - it’s exciting, actually. He doesn’t get to see his sister that much since she moved to the West Coast, and he’s looking forward to congratulating her in person.

Hook helps himself to a spoonful of ice cream. And he’s not even done with the sandwich yet. ‘’Your sister?’’

‘’My mom,’’ Orange corrects. ‘’It’s gonna be a busy couple of days. A lot of plans. Family bonding time.’’

‘’Sorry I can’t come,’’ Hook says. He’s booked to defend his title on Dynamite that week. He could have asked for time off too, but Orange told him it was fine, he didn’t mind going alone. It really was more of a family thing. ‘’I wish I could.’’

That surprises Orange. He kinda figured Hook was glad he wasn’t getting dragged along to this. ‘’Yeah?’’

Hook nods, in between bites of his sandwich. ‘’Yeah. That way, I could met your parents without having to go to Jersey.’’

Orange cracks up a little, shakes his head. Truth be told, he’s getting a little tired of the New Jersey jokes. But he can’t bring himself to refute them either. The eternal struggle.

The thought stays in his mind - Hook wishes he could go. Maybe he shouldn’t be surprised by that? Things have gotten pretty serious between the two of them. But at the same time, Hook’s dropped a lot of hints that this whole ‘serious relationship’ thing is kinda new to him. Orange understands, but he can’t relate - he’s been a serial monogamist since sophomore year of college. Orange didn’t expect him to actively want to meet his parents. But it's a good sign, right?

‘’What’re you smiling about?’’

Orange didn’t realise it, but yeah, he has a little smirk frozen on his face. He can’t help it.

‘’Nothing,’’ he answers. ‘’It’s just…nice. That you wanna meet my parents.’’

Hook’s hand disappears into the bag of chips. For some reason, Orange really wants to insist he finish the sandwich first. ‘’’Course I wanna meet your folks,’’ Hook says. ‘’You met mine already - it’s only fair. Besides, I bet I’ll be great at impressing ‘em. Moms love me.’’

Hook makes direct eye contact with him for that last part. Orange gives him a decidedly unimpressed look and says nothing.

‘’Did you hear that? What I just said?’’ Hook says, the most shit eating grin you’ve ever seen spreading across his face. ‘’I said moms love me. And I mean, they love me.’’

Orange narrows his eyes at him. ‘’Can’t imagine why.’’

Hook leans back against the couch, still the picture of smugness. ‘’It’s ‘cause I make them feel like they’re twenty-two again.’’

Orange rubs at his brow. ‘’Weird. You make me feel ancient.’’

‘’That’s only because you are,’’ Hook answers casually, before devouring another chip.

Just like with the jokes about his home state, Orange is used to this kind of thing by now. But he usually likes to give back as good as he gets. He wracks his brain for some way to turn this around on Hook. He scrolls back up through his mom’s texts and hits paydirt.

‘’I think my mom would like to meet you too,’’ he says.

Hook smirks. ‘’Yeah, I bet she -’’

Orange interrupts. ‘’Now that my sister’s getting married, she keeps telling me I need to catch up.’’

Hook’s bag of chips hits the floor and spills out what’s left of its contents. Hook’s smirk is gone. He’s frozen, face going pale as he’s gripped by the horrifying concept that is ‘commitment’.

Orange is the one smiling now. ‘’She keeps hassling me about it. About her eldest being the only one not engaged or married. No kids either.’’

The mention of kids causing Hook’s hand to shoot out and grip the arm rest. All his various food items remain untouched as he stares off to the side, consumed by pure terror.

Orange decides to twist the knife a little more. ‘’I don’t know what to tell her. But I’m sure you could give her a good answer, right?’’

Hook is staring off into space, looking like he’d rather be anywhere else right now. Orange feels smugly satisfied…for all but a few seconds. Then he starts to notice.

Hook isn’t just caught off-guard here. And his reaction here isn’t as exaggerated as Orange first thought. Hook seems to fold in on himself, like he’s trying to make himself as small as possible. His brow is furrowed, but it’s not out of anger. He looks…sad. Genuinely upset. But not with Orange. With himself.

Orange is starting to realise that maybe he’s taken this a little too far. Further than the usual playful banter.

‘’I…I…’’ Hook stammers. His voice sounds so uncertain and he can’t even look at Orange. ‘’I’m sorry…’’

Ah, hell. Orange regrets everything. This is why he keeps his mouth shut as much as possible.

He needs to reassure Hook. ‘’No, no, I didn’t mean - I was just kidding.’’

Hook manages to look up at him, but his expression is still tentative. ‘’So…your mom isn’t really saying…stuff like that?’’

Orange bulks. He’s never been good at lying, especially not when it comes to Hook. He feels he has no choice but to tell the truth, even though it’s not gonna make this any easier. ‘’Uh. Well. No, she is. But…whatever. That’s just…parent stuff, you know? Like, when we had dinner with your folks and they kept - ‘’

‘’I remember,’’ Hook interjects, making it very clear that he doesn’t want to be reminded.

Dinner at the Taz household went well, as far as Orange was concerned. He was more nervous than he’d been in his entire life, but it all worked out and Orange had a nice evening there with them. But it was awkward at times, in the way that meeting a partner’s parents always is. The highlights were all the times where Taz and Hook’s mom kept finding ways to oh-so-casually mention how they didn’t have any grandchildren yet. And when Orange complimented the meal, Hook’s mom told him it was a family recipe so she’d only be able to share it with him after he and Hook were married.

None of that bothered Orange all that much - he’d been there before with other meeting-the-parents scenarios. But Hook was mortified. Orange tried to laugh it all off during the car ride home but Hook was deathly silent for the rest of the evening. The only time he spoke up about it was the next morning when he tersely apologised to Orange for it and told him they ‘didn’t mean all that’. Orange sensed this was a touchy subject and didn’t say anything else about it.

Now, Orange feels like the biggest dumbass alive. He should have known Hook wouldn’t find this funny. The kid’s upset and it’s all his fault.

He realises he needs to stop mentally chastising himself and do some damage control. ‘’I, uh. I really wasn’t…hinting or anything back there.’’

Hook slowly nods. He still looks incredibly uncomfortable.

Because he apparently hasn’t learned his lesson, Orange keeps talking. ‘’We don’t have to talk about that kind of stuff yet. If you don’t want to. I mean, we don’t even live together so…’’ Orange notices Hook’s eyes widen. He’s doing a bad job of this. ‘’Which is - fine! That’s…okay! We don’t need to -’’ He stops and takes a breath; collects his thoughts before he makes this even worse. ‘’You don’t need to think about that stuff. It’s…the future, you know? It’s…whatever. We can focus on the now. I’m really happy, with everything, and we don’t need to -‘’

‘’Can we talk about something else?’’ Hook asks. There’s a kind of desperation to it, almost like a plea.

Orange has a weird feeling in his gut that he can’t quite place. Guilt, maybe? Regret? Anxiety?

Orange forces himself to nod and keep his expression neutral. ‘’Yeah. Sure. Whatever’’

A heavy silence lays thick over the two of them. Hook’s food remains untouched.

#Sam actually wrote a thing #Hook/Orange Cassidy #OrangeHook #Still not over these two #And now unfortunately I'm getting The Urge to write non-fluffy things with this pairing...#Hence the abrupt tonal shift and weird ending here

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fly-guys · 5 months

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DANHAUSEN IS BACK!!!!!!

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#aew #danhausen #hook #orange Cassidy

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wwenhlimagines · 4 months

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So first, Hook starts glitching in sync with Danhausen during Orange's entrance

Then Hook and Danhausen turn/back away when Private Party tries to call them out.

Finally, the rest of the lads looking lost during the rest of the promo.

Awkward segment in general considering they started playing Top Flight's theme for no reason, but enough to make me laugh as they tried to keep it together

#aew dynamite #hook aew #danhausen #the lads #private party #top flight #action andretti #dante martin #darius martin #orange cassidy

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devilsxhook · 5 months

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