Topgun fic idea
How about a diner au in which Goose and Carole own a Diner called "Mother Goose"
Mav, Wolfman, and Merlin work as waiters, and Ice, Hollywood and Slider are a regular visiting gaggle of guys that are constantly flirting with the waiters 😏
Jk I'm actually gonna write this imma let yall know when
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Maverick: *holding hands with Iceman* We’re dating!
Goose: *to Hollywood, Wolfman and Slider* Quick pretend to be shocked!
Hollywood: Oh my god!
Wolfman: Can’t believe it!
Iceman:...you already knew
Slider: Little bit
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There was absolutely nothing heterosexual about the "this gives me a hard on" / "don't tease me" scene in Top Gun.
Plus, the way Hollywood looks at him in this scene? Also nothing heterosexual about it.
In conclusion: Hollywood and Wolfman were dating in Top Gun and I will not take any criticism on this.
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top gun class of 86' shenanigans
everyone knows maverick and goose are bestfriends and that they do the dumbest shit together all the time. whether in the air or on land, those two are never not fucking around, and the rest of the tg86 class love it. there's never a dull moment with goose and maverick in the mix
one day goose and mav snuck into all their classrooms early and whenever jester sat down there was a whoopie cushion, every. single. time. the first time it happened heatherly jumped a foot in the air and hollywood laughed so hard his hat fell off, which of course caused everyone to laugh. so much so that jester, red in the face, made them all run laps until they stopped laughing. even viper cracked a grin at the outrage on jester's face, and winked at and mav and goose because he absouelty knew that they did it, and by the end of the day everyone else did too.
another time, for sundown’s birthday, chipper left base early, because of course he did, and bought a pie. so when he and sundown sat with the rest of their class for breakfast in the mess hall, after everyone sang (butchered) a rendition of happy birthday, chipper told him to close his eyes, before smacking him in the face with the pie, a bright smile on his face as he yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE!" and then took off with sundown hot on his heels and pie all over his face. goose got a great polaroid of the whole thing and chipper keeps it on the inside of this locker. sundown was still yelling about his hair having pie in it later in the day and did the same thing to chipper on his birthday. then it became a tradition for all their birthdays to pie each other. viper even got in on it and did it to ice, now that was a great polaroid.
another time, maverick and ice made a bet, and ice lost so his punishment? having to ride with maverick, on his motorcycle for a whole day. slider nearly pissed himself when he heard about it because everyone knows that mav rides but no one hates that thing more than goose and ice, especially since maverick refuses to wear a helmet no matter how many times they both try and get him to. mav swears they have meeting on when they team up to harass him about the helmet, but nevertheless ice lost and was now holding (clinging) to maverick for dear life as goose and slider were talking beside them. slider was leaning on goose with tears in his eyes as he watched ice yell at maverick about "not letting him die" before they had even started riding, hell the bike stand was still out, which mav pointed out to a very unamused iceman, sighing, maverick turned around and lifted ice's helmet up (he still wasn't wearing one) and kissed him softly, "ice, baby, i'm not gonna kill you okay? trust me." and ice begrudgingly did, so when mav lifted up the kickstand, turned around and reved the engine, ice relaxed just a little bit, then mav, being the lovely asshole boyfriend he is, turned around and sped down road with ice yelling in ear about how he was going to break up with him once he was off the damn bike and goose and slider, now watching with hollywood and wolfman heard ice yelling from down the street.
when ice ice baby came out slider, mav and goose made it their ringtone for ice, and he has never been more unamused.
goose and carol had ice and maverick watch bradley once and poor baby cried so hard when ice and mav left to go home because, "his uncles are so cool” and “he doesnt want them to go.” and from then on they've babysat him every time goose and carol need them to, and once when the four of them all went on a double date, hollywood and wolfman offered to watch him, and when they came home the three of them were cuddled up on the couch with hollywood's hat on bradley’s head, with him on hollywoods chest and wolfmans arms around both of them. goose took a picture and left them there before turning off the lights, carol decided that the pilots would get pancakes as a reward tomorrow morning and bradley got a few more cool uncles to brag about at school.
once jester were lecturing and hollywood was leaning back against wolfman's chest with his hat covering his face, hollywood wshipering into his ear, and jester barely glanced at them before clearing his throat, "gentlemen if you cant keep it in your pants until the end of my lecture then i’ll sperate the two of you." and then he was back to lecturing. ice snorted so hard he had to cover his mouth and chipper put his head down, but his shudders shaking gave him away. safe to say hollywood and wolfman kept it in their pants and moved a safe distance apart from each other for the of class. they didn't live it down for weeks.
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what is the most underrated top gun ship and why is it hollywolf??
lemme tell you, those two? Only one's in the relationship category who have their shit together. Please tell me there's more than 2 people who see it.
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Bonk.gifset
This was supposed to be one gif, now it's a whole gifset, because there's just SO MUCH happening at once.
Ice throwing his ball at Slider (and failing)
Hollywood and Wolfman are gay
And whoever that dude is that wants to play against Slider and Ice
More gifsets and stills on my blog/mostly focusing on TG and M:I. Any gif or still suggestions? Ask Box is open
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Iceman: There's no way he likes me back.
Slider: Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Iceman: Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
*car screeching to a stop outside*
Iceman: What the fuck?
Maverick: *standing in front of a car driven by Hollywood*
Hollywood: Do you have a fucking death wish Mitchell?
Iceman: See what I mean?
Goose: Just because he's a dumbass doesn't make Slider's point any less valid.
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(the guys are trying to think of how to get Iceman and Maverick together)
Hollywood: We could make one of them jealous?
(everybody stares at Hollywood)
Hollywood:...What?
Wolfman: We can't do that.
Merlin: There'd be mass casualties.
Wolfman: Maverick would run over his competition with his motorcycle.
Slider: Ice would kill his competition with a LOOK.
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