DEREKS CAPTIONS LMAO ??

“Hey im gonna be real with you…? I need money.”

forever: OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LOOKING LIKE TWITTER

hey uh if you heard barking no you didnt. i’d actually advise you keep that to yourself. okay? okay.

woe, potato be upon ye

I’m never ever getting over the way he cupped Genes cheeks here 😭❤️

You know what you're doing and you know all these nsfw jokes are actually very boundary breaking, it seems like you never actually cared.

they weren’t lying, there really are twitter users moving to tumblr

Ouu something happening to my brain.... ou Wes fursona... (dormouse)

Fantasy High Junior Year Theory from the Trailer! (🚨 Spoilers for Sophomore Year Below🚨)

[SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T ADAINE'S BIOLOGICAL DAD!!! PLEASSSEEEE!!!! 😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋]

SO UM! I WAS LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO AGAIN! CAUSE I POSTED IT EARLIER AND I WAS ASKING LIKE "WHO IS THIS ELVEN LOOKING DUDE IN THE CENTER?!"

Like- cause! It's NOT ADAINE! Cause she's the figurine that's wearing the blue outfit!

Someone reblogged it saying that it MIGHT be Jace! The sorcery teacher! And I was like "That's SO POSSIBLE! It MIGHT BE HIM!" Especially since we don't even know A LOT ABOUT the Sorcery teacher!

But NO!! CAUSE I WAS LIKE! 1. This is a BLONDE LOOKING ELF MAN FIGURINE! THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME!

ANd I was like "WELL! IT CAN'T BE ANGWYN" (ADAINE'S BIOLOGICAL DAD!) CAUSE HE'S DEAD!

BRUH! I SWEAR I'M- MY BRAIN DIED WHEN I WAS THINKING THAT CAUSE THEY'RE AT A CEMETERY!!! THIS IS A CEMETERY THEY'RE AT!!! AND THIS BLONDE ELF GUY IS STANDING ON TOP OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE GRAVES?!!!!!

I'M SO CRYING RN!!! THIS ISN'T ANGWYN?!!!! RIGHT??!! PLEASE!!! SOMEONE TELL ME IT'S NOT ANGWYN!!! PLEASEEEE!!! I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THAT ADAINE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO SPEAK TO HER DEAD DAD THAT SHE LITERALLY KILLED WITH ADAINE'S FURIOUS FIST!!! PLEASE TELL ME THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED TO GO TO HIM OR FIND HIM OR ASK HIM ABOUT ANYTHING!!! OMG!!! I'M SOO- AHH!! HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THIS?! I WAS LITERALLY TEXTING SOMEONE ABOUT IT AND AS I WAS TEXTING IT, I WAS REALIZING IT AND AAAAAAAA!!!! HELPPP!!!

[EDIT!!: ANGWYN AND JACE THE SORCERY TEACHER BOTH HAVE SHORT HAIR IN THEIR NPC PICTURES!!! SO IDK WHO ELSE THIS COULD BE!!! AAA!!! I'M CRYING FRRR!!! 😭😭]

a word to the wise sometimes the only true rest is looking beyond what you thought was success

so true! adamandi is full of wise advice such as this, including: "and you'll never feel better if you - fucking die- you stupid ass!"

favourite sbr character?

gyro zeppeli for SURE!! i love that silly little cowboy. diego and hot pants are also some of my favourites <3

My favriote canonical trans cahrter in my eyes, cannon cause gk came to me irl and told me he was trans this is true and real

this isn't in that list of Qs but you said gourd was obsessed with fray. TELL ME MORE

THE frayknower asks….SORRY for the late answer and for the fact this is going to be uber convoluted head sauce. also to fray because it’s kind of gnarly for him and selfish on gourd’s part though there’s no way for it to not be. world’s most co-opted corpse of all time

OK to preface gourd spends all of the time from the Calamity to post-SB in a bizarre and extreme denial of the fact that the band of mercenaries that raised him (bar one, who vanished) all got blown up at cartenau. he essentially “convinces” himself they’re still alive and had just been delayed in their return, which is why he takes off run circles around eorzea. you don’t have to recieve bad news or be left alone waiting for your loved ones if you run first right—so he does and maintains this thought that he still has a place to belong, that he’ll eventually return to, and everything will return to the way it was. cue years of stagnating as a person, not wanting to find his own selfhood, and refusing to form any deeper and lasting bonds with other people because he didn’t want to change and shatter this illusion. he’s polite, distant, tells nobody anything, and lives life as (to himself) a passive observer who also thinks it’d be fine if he just died somewhere along the road and never Found Out. he also thinks he has an obligation to live, like his life doesn’t belong to himself but to the imagined person he was. BUT ALSO obviously it’s not like he can actually fully convince himself of the trick and all of this is really just a very thick muffler cased around a self that can’t help but be curious, to desire, to judge, to change and to be changed by others and to crave survival.

SO it’s heavensward and he finds a dead guy in the brume, our beautiful fray, and in my canon fray’s individuated soul still holds on to his body and crystal pretty much locked in the seconds before their death, so: REALLY juiced up on adrenaline, bleeding hatred, desperation, bitterness, and the animal terror of dying. it’s everything gourd doesn’t know how to feel but needs to feel and he pulls fray’s soul into his. in a near instant they converge and you get Repression Man fusing thoughts and emotions with Bleeding Man and gourd feels sooo alive at the moment fray is shocked breathless and confused in the impossible untethering from his self. he essentially steals the terror of fray’s death to feel alive.

and fray is perfect. fray is gut-wrenchingly attractive to him, to start, whatever that says about him. fray is angry at and for him for things he’d never think to be angry about. fray wants him to run and live in a way that only another person can want for another, and he knows it’s true every time. fray finds his existence unfair, just like he does. fray forgives him. fray desperately longs to return to those they loved; they are waiting for him. fray already knows everything about him. and fray is unattainable. he is dead. but he is a whole other person and he can desire them as much as he wants without breaking the spell, because (in his mind) for everything he feels and wants, it has nowhere to go in the world where it can be seen and made real.

BUT OF COUARARSEEE it’s not that simple because fray’s thoughts and memories and feelings slowly trickle and flood back in as the raw fear of death and seperation subsides. and fray also puts a lot of his problems on gourd; he has a very “it was hideous to die like that only to have someone like you, ridiculously strong and touched by gods, stroll in a bell later and do the impossible, when all my anguish and everyone I have ever known could not change a thing” view of the situation. fray lived their whole life really craving the power to save anything and change anything and only in death and bound to someone else’s soul does he get it. fray plays out the fantasy of being able to escape his lot through him. fray can’t understand his passivity, struggles to reconcile their experiences with the fondness gourd has for the world, and wants this (what he initally thought was) child of god to forgive him too for being afraid and wanting to live and wanting to run in those final moments. and of course neither of them can hide a single thing for each other.

so they coexist in this miasma of nine trillion contradictions and gourd, guilty and obsessed, thinking of himself as an interloper, comes to want to give his life to fray the more he knows about him. it’s like, perfect to him. he can exchange his ghost of a life for someone else’s vivid one, who actually really wants to live and has people to return to, and he can do it content, having been given the opportunity to experience feelings he honestly thought he never would though fray. besides, he stole him anyway. and of course fray is like wtf wrong with you man. but at the same time the 2guys1brain means he gets it, he has to. and also gourd knows it’s true that fray, when all the pain of his death fades, knows he doesn’t want that and and GOURD has to understand that too. it’s a really weird experience. guy intent on living in his own isolated one man suddenly does the unthinkable of sharing body mind heart and soul with someone else.

anyway it’s really fucked up for sid and rielle too because he lets fray take the wheel sometimes suddenly but hasn’t explained anything (he does to rielle later) & kind of leeches off communions with sid just to attain more pieces of fray’s life. like their face. he never removed the helmet, he doesn’t know what fray looks like and the body is way decomposed by no, so he used sid’s memory to reconstruct it while sid had no idea why this random dude appeared covered in fray dust and constantly brings hom up and apparently has his soul stone and apparition popping out sometimes. sorry for feeling human vicariously through the tulpa of your dead best friend

ℍ𝔼𝔸ℝ 𝕄𝔼 𝕆𝕌𝕋!!

𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕊ℂℍℕ𝔼𝕀𝔻𝔼ℝ ℍ𝔼𝔸𝔻 ℂ𝔸ℕℕ𝕆ℕ𝕊 𝔹ℂ 𝕀𝕆ℕ 𝕊𝔼𝔼 𝕄𝕌ℂℍ ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕋𝕊 𝔸𝔹𝕋 ℍ𝕀𝕄

-𝙷𝚎'𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚌 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 💀

-𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛?

-𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛, 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝙸𝚁. 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 😩

-𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝-😩😩😩 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙸𝚉𝚉 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙼, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴.

-𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊- 𝚒𝚖 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚛𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 (𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸) 𝚍𝚘!

-𝙷𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 (𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝙸'𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚞𝚢𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛, ☠️) 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢, 𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 🥺. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕❣️