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ashiemochi · 1 year

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anubussy - xi (i)

✠ Anubussy ↳ sorry, i don't want your touch ↳↳ it's not that i don't want you

➶ pairing: OC x Leon S(exy) Kennedy. ➶ genre: fluff, more angst, gore, longer smut/suggestive themes ➶ word count: no

NOTE: ✠ = time skip ✠✠ = switching povs/characters

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Running down the corridors with Chris was crap because he was pulling a Speedy Gonzales on her with his long ass legs.

Running down the corridors without Chris was even shittier because she seriously had no clue where to go. Nonetheless, Chris knew how to leave a mark behind.

Like the dead bodies of Arias’ associates.

She could take the rifles they had but as deep as her hands were in blood and murder, looting a body wasn’t on her list – unless it was for information on how to get rid of the chip.

So Ah peeked around the corner, focusing her hearing on the distant heavy thuds as if some giant was walking. Ugh, she did not want to encounter that tyrant or George right now. Her eyes located two dead bodies right outside a room, the thumping of footsteps and gunshots came from inside.

That must be important – Chris’ must be inside.

Moving quickly towards the room, she stopped at the entrance just as she saw Chris fly across the room and hit the wall with an audible groan.

Huh?

Then a big figure made its presence known – oh god, it’s Bane’s dad!

He essentially looked like the Hulk from those comics Leon said he owned – just not green, and actually horrifying to look at. She much preferred when he was far with a minigun at hand because then his face wouldn’t be the last thing to see before she’d be crushed to death.

Every muscle in him was enormous with metal appendages over his spinal cord. He also had giant steel bracelets screwed into each wrist, the metal trailing down to his knuckles and fingers, acting like brass knuckles. Tubes protruded from his chest, attaching themselves to his shoulder, similar to the ones on his upper chest as if they were collar bones.

His metal faceplate covered his actual figure like a mask – she could only imagine how he really looked under it.

She didn’t want to imagine it actually, fuck that.

Remembering the A-Virus was flammable, she hurriedly took out the incendiary grenade from her belt – sadly, the only one she stole borrowed. Whatever the big guy was, he didn’t seem to have noticed her yet, his entire focus set on the BSAA operator.

Then a metal clanked by his foot, stopping him from proceeding. He stepped back to look down. It was a red grenade. He snapped his sunken eyes to the girl by the door, seeing a pin hanging from her finger with an oh shit look on her face.

For only a split second, he most likely mimicked it before he was set ablaze.

He bellowed into the air, the fire covering him completely. He barely thrashed before he fell to the ground, seemingly dead – and still on fire.

Chris squinted at the flames and looked over at the panting girl, “Who gave you the bomb?”

“I… Did.” So Ah answered coyly, stepping inside the room and eyeing the giant warily, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah…” He huffed out, pulling himself up to his feet, “Shouldn’t you be with Leon?”

So Ah gave him a silent look and then heard soft laboured breathing. Rebecca was on the bed, chained to it.

“Oh my god, Rebecca.” She skipped around the body to her and Chris joined her.

She was in a wedding dress, oddly enough, and her skin was as pale as snow with her prominent veins coloured in deep blue.

“You okay?” He asked her, a hand on her shoulder.

Rebecca whispered hoarsely, ever so relieved to finally see familiar faces, “Chris… So Ah…”

Chris seemed a bit lost, looking down at his watch only to see less than ten minutes left before she’d be too long gone. He turned to face the doctor in the corner and approached him with rage in his eyes.

“No, no, no.” The doctor stammered, “Wait, wait–”

Chris pressed his boot against his chest, pinning him to the ground with a gun in hand, “Where’s the vaccine?”

“Nice dress,” So Ah gave Rebecca a small smile, not paying attention to the interrogation happening behind her.

Rebecca barely smiled back, wheezing, “Thanks.”

So Ah looked up and to the side – stars appeared in her eyes. Right there on the wall, is a map. She jogged up to it, basically running over it with her eyes like a scanner.

“Chris! Look!” So Ah beamed, catching his attention and she pointed at the wall, “A map! That means the vaccine must be…” She trailed away when he stepped up behind her, locating the green A icon in one of the rooms, “Here!”

“Okay, we get Rebecca safe at the Osprey, then I’ll get the vaccine.” Chris planned out, rushing to unlock the chains.

“You got it, captain.”

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The night breeze was the first thing to greet them and So Ah blinked at the distant smoke clouding the city. It must be the aftermath of Nadia and DC handling the tankers. Chris had Rebecca hanging onto him, his arm around her back with his hand on her shoulder.

So Ah had her gun out, scanning the wide roof from her spot as they went to move but gunshots stopped them. Rebecca shrieked, a bullet grazing her leg, and Chris stumbled away to hide behind the wall.

“You just had to try to save her.” Arias’ voice came from the other side of the roof, “You’re so predictable, Chris. That’s your weakness.”

So Ah skipped back, eyes shocked at the unexpected attack as Chris lowered Rebecca to the ground. The Han girl went down in front of Rebecca, worried as she let her eyes check on the wound.

“It’s just a graze, but it’s best to cover it.” So Ah informed, reaching for her knife but it dawned on her.

In an instant, her mind went back to Leon – was he still okay?

Chris noted her expression before lowering his voice, “Notify the Osprey to come around – I’ll take care of him.”

“Okay,” She nodded and he went to stand behind the wall, shooting at Arias before his gun clicked. With a curse, he switched to his handgun and went off once Arias stopped shooting.

So Ah gave Rebecca a sympathetic look, helping her lean against the closed elevator doors. She pressed her two fingers into her earpiece, pinging her location.

“DC, Nadia, are you there?” She asked, keeping her eyes on Rebecca’s wound.

“Right with you,” DC’s voice came through.

She flinched at the repetitive gunshots from the other side of the roof, almost stammering, “I – Chris needs you to get here as soon as possible.”

“Roger that – coming your way right now.”

“Okay, thank you.” She breathed out and shifted her attention to a quietly breathing Rebecca.

She set her hand on her shoulder, “Rebecca, you’re going to be okay, just hang on a little longer.”

Rebecca looked at her through half-lidded eyes, “So Ah… Is Chris…”

So Ah frowned deeply, peeking from behind the wall to see Chris and Arias were in a strange-looking fight with a single gun. They kept yanking it from one another like a kid’s toy.

“He’s okay.” She told her.

“So Ah…” Rebecca wheezed out, paling eyes widening at the virus spreading in her, “You have to kill me.”

A sense of familiarity washed over her, exactly like it did when Helena Harper was severely injured and would tell her it was no use saving her. She hated seeing people close to her get hurt – and while she wasn’t as close and was still alive, she was still her friend.

Tears stung her eyes at her lost eldest sibling, she just met Rebecca and all she was offered was kindness. Rebecca was just a science geek – in Nadia’s words – and she did not deserve any of this. Not one bit.

“I’ve got you, I promise.” So Ah declared with determination heavy in her tone, “I’m not letting anyone innocent die – not while I’m here.”

She gripped her hand, giving her a stubborn look, “I’m not gonna fail you either, okay?”

Rebecca nodded tiredly, reaching up for her arm to let the Han girl help her stand. She swung her arm over her shoulder and held it there, then wrapped her arm around the back of her waist.

They started walking just as Chris ran up to them and So Ah looked at him.

“Where’s Arias?” She asked, not finding the body anywhere.

Chris gestured to the broken glass terrace, “Taken care of.”

“I notified DC and Nadia – they’re on their way.” So Ah informed, keeping Rebecca leaning against her, “We need to get the vaccine. I remember where it is, I can go get it. You stay with her.”

“Look who’s placing orders now,” Chris commented lightly, glancing at Rebecca and then back at So Ah, “Okay, let's get her someplace safe first.”

“What about that room over there?” She suggested, nodding at what seemed like a dinner or a meeting room.

Chris looked over at it, “Yeah, c’mon.”

He helped with carrying Rebecca to the other side of the roof, earning a small raspy from her.

“God, both of you… Stubborn.”

So Ah giggled a bit when Chris chuckled, “Yeah, well, we want you around.”

A distant roar echoed faintly, causing her to stop. She looked over at the glass terrace, brows furrowing in concentration. Chris snapped his eyes to her, confused as to why she stopped.

“What is it?” He asked and she returned her eyes to him.

“Did you not hear that?”

“Hear what?”

As if triggered, heavy footsteps shook the floor beneath them. Whatever it was, it was climbing the walls. It proved so when a large clawed hand gripped the cemented hedge, followed by another. Her heart dropped to her stomach at the sight – why must they always be horrendous to look at?

“That.” So Ah whispered just as the head popped up.

A smirk was on his flesh face as he bellowed, “Redfield!”

Chris released an exhausted sigh, obviously scared but really; a boss fight?

Mutated Arias climbed over the little hedge and stood in front of them, towering over them with ease. He was definitely bigger than Bane’s dad – oh, and the other guy’s face was on his chest. Disgusting guts-looking wires going through his wide open mouth and eye.

The rest of his body was covered in something black along with bits of flesh here and right to remind you like hey, these are the muscle!

Both arms and hands were black with sharpsharp claws. What caught her eye other than the disfigured face of his bodyguard was the pounding red glowing heart in his right chest.

Great, just what they needed.

Arias swung his large hand at them and they parried it by going down, earning a gasp from So Ah and a whimpered pain from Rebecca.

“So Ah, get her away!” Chris ordered, standing up protectively in front of the two girls.

So Ah instantly complied, hanging onto Rebecca to get her further from the fight. She had her lean against the glass wall and looked over her shoulder, seeing Arias had swiped Chris into his grip, tightening it by the second and earning muffled groans from him.

She knew she had to leave and find the vaccine. That was their plan – the plan she came up with. Yet, she hesitated to go, knowing Chris needed the help.

But Rebecca had a limited time.

Chris let out a strained grunt, causing her mind to begin panicking. She could only stare in horror before she jumped onto her feet, bringing out her Matilda.

“Let him go!” She yelled, shooting Arias in his arms in an attempt to get him to drop Chris – Arias wasn’t affected at all.

“Ah, Miss Han,” Arias grinned at her, “With everything he’s done to you, I’m doing you a favour.”

So Ah took in a shuddered breath, glancing over at Chris, “He had no hand in any of this – but you… You used my blood. You want me, not him.”

“What a generous offer, So Ah,” Arias cackled, his dagger-like teeth showing, “But I’m afraid I’m going to pick him over you. It’s not personal.”

He’s insane, She thought to herself, he’s gone absolutely fucking mad.

Ding!

Huh???

So Ah and Arias looked towards the direction of the elevator sound.

What now?

Rabid zombie dogs learning how to use the elevator?

A rumble of a motorbike caused her heart to skip a beat. It grew louder and rounded the corner, revealing Leon was more than okay – and on the goddamn bike.

He took out his gun to shoot Arias but the crazed mutant moved Chris to the front, blocking Leon from taking the shot.

So Ah could only watch incredulously as Leon tilted the Ducati to the side low enough to let it slide and knock Arias over, jumping off of it in the process.

A third question mark joined up on the top of her head.

How in the hell did he fit that bike in – ugh, whatever. I’ll never get the answers I need.

#canon x oc #oc x canon #resident evil fanfiction #resident evil vendetta #leon s kennedy #resident evil #leon kennedy #resident evil fandom #leon kennedy imagines #leon kennedy fanfic #leon kennedy x reader smut #leon scott kennedy #leon scott kennedy smut #oc x leon kennedy

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the-mouse-joust · 1 year

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Tournament Tracker and Bracket

[Image ID: There are four images. The first on the top left is a complete image of a 48 character bracket, with many brackets on left and right combining into brackets until there is only one space for a name in the middle. Character names are written in boxes along the brackets in italics except for in the center. The second image on the top right shows the winner of the Mouse Joust, the Wooden Mouse, looking up at a golden mouse trophy. The third image on the bottom left shows the second place winners, Pinky and the Brain, with the Brain holding up the silver trophy while Pinky looks happily at him. The final image on the bottom right shows Reepicheep, the third place winner, standing atop the bronze trophy. /.End ID]

The Mouse Joust has reached its conclusion! Our final results:

First Place: Wooden Mouse

Second Place: Pinky and the Brain

Third Place: Reepicheep

Fourth Place: Mrs. Frisby/Brisby

A complete list of characters that competed in the Mouse Joust can be found here: https://the-mouse-joust.tumblr.com/post/715875765743484928/mouse-joust-list

You can also use the tag: #mousejoust character list

This post was updated to be referencing wherever we were in the tournament, and also lists results from each round. I will pin this post, as well as use the tag #mousejoust tracker for this post only.

Results from previous rounds:

Round 1 Side A (#mousejoust r1sa results)

Daroach (67%) VS Ms. Mowz (33%): Daroach

Click the Mouse (64.8%) VS Maus (35.2%): Click the Mouse

Danger Mouse (55.8%) VS Mouser (44.2%): Danger Mouse

Three Blind Mice (70.8%) VS La Souris Verte (29.2%): Three Blind Mice

Algernon (80%) VS The Mouse (Froth on the Daydream) (20%): Algernon

Jaq & Gus (26.3%) VS Pinky & the Brain (73.8%): Pinky and the Brain

Mona (65.1%) VS Oliver (34.9%): Mona

Tutter (68.4%) VS Wemberly (31.6%): Tutter

Round 1 Side B (#mousejoust r1sb results)

Speedy Gonzales (61%) VS Mouse (The Gruffalo) (39%): Speedy Gonzales

Cartesian (37.6%) VS Poppy (62.4%): Poppy

Angelina Ballerina (54%) VS Chrysanthemum (46%): Angelina Ballerina

KiracCHU (33.6%) VS The Mouse (The Giant Turnip) (66.4%): The Mouse (The Giant Turnip)

Martin the Warrior (79%) VS Quill (21%): Martin the Warrior

Rastamouse (27%) VS Wooden Mouse (73%): Wooden Mouse

Quinley (73.8%) VS Diddl (26.2%): Quinley

Ralph Stilton (42%) VS Warehouse Mouse (58%): Warehouse Mouse

Round 2 Side A (#mousejoust r2sa results)

Daroach (62.8%) VS Click the Mouse (37.2%): Daroach

Danger Mouse (22.4%) VS Pinky and the Brain (77.6%): Pinky and the Brain

Algernon (64.6%) VS Three Blind Mice (35.4%): Algernon

Mona (43.1%) VS Tutter (56.9%): Tutter

Basil of Baker Street (66.9%) VS Gadget Hackwrench (33.1%): Basil of Baker Street

Mrs. Frisby/Brisby (72%) VS Squeak (28%): Mrs. Frisby/Brisby

Stuart Little (32%) VS Ralph S. Mouse (68%): Ralph S. Mouse

Maisy Mouse (52.2%) VS Roquefort (47.8%): Maisy Mouse

Round 2 Side B (#mousejoust r2sb results)

Angelina Ballerina (74.3%) VS The Mouse (The Giant Turnip) (25.7%): Angelina Ballerina

Quinley (46.8%) VS Speedy Gonzales (53.2%): Speedy Gonzales

Warehouse Mouse (36.5%) VS Wooden Mouse (63.5%): Wooden Mouse

Martin the Warrior (71.9%) VS Poppy (28.1%): Martin the Warrior

Despereaux (69.7%) VS Celestine (30.3%): Despereaux

Reepicheep (82.7%) VS Mickey Mouse (17.3%): Reepicheep

Jerry (63.7%) VS Tandemaus (36.3%): Tandemaus

Geronimo Stilton (51.4%) VS Fieval Mousekewitz (48.6%): Geronimo Stilton

Round 3 (#mousejoust r3 results)

Angelina Ballerina (48.6%) VS Wooden Mouse (51.4%): Wooden Mouse

Daroach (55.4%) VS Ralph S. Mouse (44.6%): Daroach

Algernon (39.7%) VS Pinky and the Brain (60.3%): Pinky and the Brain

Martin the Warrior (45.1%) VS Reepicheep (54.9%): Reepicheep

Despereaux (51.2%) VS Geronimo Stilton (48.8%): Despereaux

Maisy Mouse (51%) VS Tutter (49%): Maisy Mouse

Jerry (35.6%) VS Speedy Gonzales (64.4%): Jerry

Basil of Baker Street (44.6%) VS Mrs. Frisby/Brisby (55.4%): Mrs. Frisby/Brisby

Round 4 (#mousejoust r4 results)

Jerry (38.1%) VS Wooden Mouse (61.9%): Wooden Mouse

Daroach (41.4%) VS Pinky and the Brain (58.6%): Pinky and the Brain

Despereaux (41.1%) VS Reepicheep (58.9%): Reepicheep

Maisy Mouse (37.4%) VS Mrs. Frisby/Brisby (62.6%): Mrs. Frisby/Brisby

Round 5 (#mousejoust r5 results)

Wooden Mouse (50.9%) VS Reepicheep (49.1%): Wooden Mouse

Mrs. Frisby/Brisby (48.2%) VS Pinky and the Brain (51.8%): Pinky and the Brain

Round 6 (#mousejoust r6 results)

For first place: Wooden Mouse (50.1%) VS Pinky and the Brain (49.9%): Wooden Mouse

For third place: Mrs. Frisby/Brisby (47.3%) VS Reepicheep (52.7%): Reepicheep

#mousejoust r6 #mousejoust tracker #mousejoust tournament #mousejoust setup #tumblr polls

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thereadingchallengechallenge · 10 months

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🦘 Booklr Reads Australian - Authors on My Shelves 🐨

so, I’ve been trying to think of a way to recommend a lot of Australian authors really quickly for Booklr Reads Australian. what I came up with was just to give y’all a giant list of all the authors I have at home!

most of them are YA and/or fantasy authors, and I’ve marked my favourites with an asterisk (*) but if you have any questions, feel free to shoot me an ask 😊

1. Sarah Ayoub 2. Eugen Bacon 3. Shirley Barber * 4. AJ Betts 5. Danielle Binks * 6. Cally Black 7. Steph Bowe * 8. Alice Boyle 9. JC Burke 10. Meg Caddy * 11. Frances Chapman 12. Wai Chim * 13. Claire Christian 14. Lyndall Clipstone 15. Claire G Coleman 16. Katherine Collette 17. Harry Cook 18. Cath Crowley 19. Robyn Dennison 20. Cale Dietrich 21. Lauren Draper 22. CG Drews * 23. Michael Earp 24. Kate Emery 25. Sarah Epstein 26. Alison Evans * 27. Fleur Ferris 28. Carly Findlay 29. Helena Fox 30. Lisa Fuller 31. Emily Gale 32. Meg Gatland-Veness 33. Sophie Gonzales 34. Erin Gough * 35. Leanne Hall * 36. Pip Harry 37. Sonya Hartnett 38. Adam Hills 39. Simmone Howell 40. Megan Jacobson 41. Amie Kaufman 42. Melissa Keil 43. Nina Kenwood 44. Sharon Kernot 45. Kay Kerr * 46. Will Kostakis 47. Jay Kristoff 48. Ambelin Kwaymullina 49. Benjamin Law 50. Rebecca Lim 51. Gary Lonesborough * 52. Kathleen Loughnan 53. Miranda Luby 54. Tobias Madden 55. Melina Marchetta 56. Ellie Marney * 57. Freya Marske 58. Jodi McAlister * 59. Margot McGovern * 60. Nikki McWatters 61. Anna Morgan 62. Jaclyn Moriarty 63. Liane Moriarty 64. Garth Nix 65. Lynette Noni 66. Carly Nugent 67. Poppy Nwosu 68. Kate O’Donnell 69. Shivaun Plozza 70. Michael Pryor 71. Alice Pung 72. Emily Rodda * 73. Autumn Royal 74. Omar Sakr 75. Holden Sheppard 76. AG Slatter 77. Jo Spurrier 78. Krystal Sutherland * 79. Jared Thomas 80. Hayli Thompson 81. Gabrielle Tozer 82. Christos Tsiolkas 83. Alicia Tuckerman 84. Ellen van Neerven 85. Marlee Jane Ward 86. Vikki Wakefield 87. Lisa Walker 88. Jessica Watson * 89. Allayne L Webster 90. Anna Whateley * 91. Samantha Wheeler 92. Jen Wilde * 93. Rhiannon Wilde 94. Lili WIlkinson 95. Gabrielle Williams 96. Rhiannon Williams 97. Fiona Wood 98. Leanne Yong 99. Suzy Zail 100. Nevo Zisin 101. Markus Zusak

#booklr reads australian #booklr #bookblr #read australian #loveozya #trcc original #book recs #book recommendations

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lord-myk · 1 month

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The Cryptoknights

Every year, someone on ComicFury runs 30 Days of Characters, in which everyone is challenged to create a new character every day of April. Or at least a new drawing of one. This year, I'm attempting to create the cast of a syndicated cartoon from the early nineties, The Cryptoknights. First off, we have Lowell the Loveland Frog

Day Two was Carlos the Chupacabra

For Day Three, there was Solomon the Sasquatch

Day Four had Mar-Lee of the Caverns, based on any number of cryptids which are just tiny humanoids.

Day Five was Batzorig the Demon, who is not actually a demon. Also based on Batboy, kind of

On the sixth day, we had a werewolf named Shelby Blest. A lot of cryptids are just werewolves and she's one of them.

Day Seven was Floyd the Flatwoods Monster, though he was never anywhere near Flatwoods but what else am I supposed to call him?

On the eighth day, I offered my interpretation of Mothman. I did not make him sexy. At least, I don't find him sexy. Your mileage may vary.

Day Nine was my interpretation of a Thunderbird, which I decided would look like a giant crane/heron/whatever and be relatively non-threatening. I named her Tina.

Day ten was a lake monster! He's named Roger.

Day eleven saw the introduction of one of the human leads, John Dark. He's a paranormalist and would shoot and stab things if Standards and Practices had let him. Instead, he has weird little weapons.

Day twelve had his sister, Joan Dark, show up. She's a gymnast and basically fights using ribbon dancing.

Day thirteen had Lupita Cano, a girl who likes dolls and isn't actually a girl but all that's explained at the link.

On the fourteenth day, we had Agent Jorge Gonzales. A nice government agent sort of chap.

That's all there is for now, but keep an eye on this post as more will be added as I draw them.

#the loveland frog #chupacabra #sasquatch #demon #batboy #werewolf #the flatwoods monster #mothman #thunderbird #lake monsters #creepy dolls #k gordan murray's Santa Claus

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clockwrkcabaret · 4 months

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Lessons Learned

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.

This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.21.24.

New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Playlist:

Rasputina – My Captivity By Savages

16 Horsepower – Prison Shoe Romp

Charming Disaster – Stockholm Syndrome

Cate Le Bon – Moderation

Sarah La Puerta – A Gun

Courtney Barnett – Avant Gardener

Soul Coughing – Down to This

Morphine – All Wrong

They Might Be Giants – Mammal

Professor Elemental – Animal Magic (Tom Caruana remix)

Man Man – 10 lb. Moustache

Dandelion Junk Queens – A Black Heart

Vermillion Lies – Done Wrong

Elle King – Good to Be a Man

The Heavy – What Makes A Good Man

Amy Winehouse – Me & Mr Jones

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings – Mama Don’t Like My Man

Janelle Monáe – Dirty Computer (feat. Brian Wilson)

Laura Mvula – You Work for Me

Noisettes – I’ve Got You Under My Skin

Summer Vee – Judas

Prince – Creep (Live)

Ane Brun – Big In Japan

AURORA – Nature Boy (Acoustic)

Ibeyi – When Will I Learn (feat. Chilly Gonzales)

Nakhane – Interloper

CocoRosie – Burning Down the House

Check out this episode!

#alternative #Comedy #dark americana #folk #indie #Mad Wasp Radio #music #neo vintage #punk #Steampunk

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ultrameganicolaokay · 4 months

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Man’s Best #2 by Pornsak Pichetshote and Jesse Lonergan. Cover by Lonergan. Variant covers by (2) Jay Stephens, (3) Rian Gonzales and (4) Lonergan. Out in April.

"As the Musketeers explore their newly discovered section of this biome populated by giant robots, it becomes clear that there is more to this civilization of machines than solely logic and steel. Amidst the sprawling technopolis, when one of the 3 animals disobeys orders, they find themselves captured and helpless, leaving the remaining two on search and rescue duty. Little do they know that they're about to discover yet another new world, one that reveals even more about their journey ahead…"

#man's best #boom studios #pornsak pichetshote #jesse lonergan #jay stephens #rian gonzales #variant cover #comics

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cerisezero · 1 year

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Idea dumping again, and this one's AUing things up. Heading into XC3 during main story canon times.

Simple enough AU in theory. Swapping out the main Ouroboros cast for a gang of the heroes who seem to have suitable pair vibes; I'm sure someone's gonna have done exactly these characters in the past, tbh. But hoping to put a different spin on their journey around Aionios, especially now Future Redeemed's been a thing.

Ashera and Teach; Valdi and Alexandria; Zeon and Juniper. Let's go.

The first bit of AU shuffling here; the gang in question are not all commanders. In fact, it's possible that only Juniper is, or one other with them. This likely leads to a scenario where some Consuls in charge of various things are different, too; for example, Q isn't putting Valdi in charge of things to Do Levnises Good. N and M are still things, and I'm not planning on reallocating the letters E, T, L or S... (We need Triton around, c'mon. Though come to think of it, the S here might not be anyone we know. And quite possibly C and J ditto.)

The Kevesi trio are based out of one Colony, which might not be any of the canon ones (Ashera is a little tricky to place here but hey, we can fiddle with the concepts later). Teach and Alexandria, similarly, come from one Colony; possibly he was assigned to Iota following That Thing Oleg Did With Chi on the principle he'll be able to keep Alexandria from getting too big for her boots? Juniper is, however, still working out of Tau to begin with.

The group first get dragged into Ouroboros-hood via a mission in the Pentelas region; similarly to canon, the two sides are trying to retrieve an 'odd ether signature'. Juniper and a contingent from Tau are called in to help the Agnians navigate the Maktha area, while the Kevesi are more having to go it alone.

Don't you just hate it when a giant monkey interrupts your artifact finding quest? Thanks, Gonzales. The group of six eventually gets trapped with the Ouroboros Stone and a Lost Numbers rep who probably isn't Guernica (Gray, maybe?); some of the more responsible folks push for an uneasy truce until the gang can get out of there. In the meantime, though... Valdi. Valdi, no. Don't poke at the glowy object.

And the plot starts... whether or not a wild ride is involved. (Likely there's a Moebius to beat up on soon enough, but who it is I'm not sure.)

The new Ouroboros have an advantage in that they have more pieces of the puzzle as to who and what Moebius are, even starting off, than the canon group did. (Not sure at what stage they can identify them as Consuls, mind, even with Ashera's memory.) Unfortunately, the team are lacking in both a Lucky Seven- (Noah and Mio are... Uh. At a different stage in the cycle, right now :( ) and a Riku to try and keep an eye on whatever the heck they're doing. They do encounter four out of the original six as their own heroes, as well as various other familiar faces. However, they need other ways to try and free or improve things for their still-Clocked allies.

Teach and Ashera provide a lot of the big picture plotting and planning, even when Ashera does fall back into '... we stab things?' as part of that plot quite a lot. They're an unstable pair, but they at least balance out each other's bad habits into functionality when they settle into their positions.

Valdi and Alex tend towards 'it's so crazy it might work', with Valdi even putting together a cargo-mech to carry their stuff or the Stone with them. When they finally encounter Riku, the pair remind our favourite Common Nopon of Nikol and Glimmer somewhat even though they're unrelated... or perhaps they remind some City historians of their Founders? There's enough there to pull strings, at least. And maybe their plans are enough to disrupt Clock systems?

Zeon and Juniper are the most level headed of the group. Watching Juniper's Tau traditions and conventions gets them all thinking 'ok, but what if some of our stuff is equally artificial'... In the end, Juniper steps into the party offseer role; they might prefer to bury those who've been lost, but it would be worse to not do anything for the fallen at all. ... Sadly, this means Zeon himself doesn't get to farm any spuds. He finds City culture and history very interesting, eventually.

A different adventure, a different group, trying to avoid the classic 'let's follow the same old path' trope. And as for the long term... well, I'll see when I get there.

#xenoblade 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade au #future redeemed spoilers #minor ones that might not count because trailers but being safe #ouroboros au #idea dump #fic concepts #back to the au mines #wait isn't that just a goldmine?

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swordofsun · 5 months

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Wanted to do something for the new year, so I guess I'll do a 2023 book wrap up. In chronological order from the beginning of 2023 to the end.

Putting in a read more because this is 90 books and that's too much to not hide it.

Rereads marked with a *

The Iron Dirge by Sam Sykes - Grave of Empires #2.5

Three Axes to Fall by Sam Sykes - Grave of Empries #3

The Chosen and the Beautiful by Nghi Vo

Six Wakes by Mur Lafferty

The World We Make by N.K. Jemisin - Great Cities #2

Unbreakable by Mira Grant

Apocalypse Scenario #683: The Box by Mira Grant

Juice Like Wounds by Seanan McGuire - Wayward Children #4.5

Lost in the Moment and Found by Seanan McGuire - Wayward Children #8

The Spirit Thief by Rachel Aaron - The Legend of Eli Monpress #1*

The Spirit Rebellion by Rachel Aaron - The Legend of Eli Monpress #2*

The Spirit Eater by Rachel Aaron - The Legend of Eli Monpress #3*

The Spirit War by Rachel Aaron - The Legend of Eli Monpress #4*

Spirit's End by Rachel Aaron - The Legend of Eli Monpress #5*

Shards of Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold - Vorkosigan Saga #1 (Publication Order)

The Coup of Tea by Casey Blair - The Tea Princess Chronicles #1

The Scourge Between Stars by Ness Brown

Lyconthropy and Other Chronic Illnesses by Kristen O'Neal

The Jewel and Her Lapidary by Fran Wilde - Gemworld #1

Sandry's Book by Tamara Pierce - Circle of Magic #1*

Comeuppance Served Cold by Marion Deeds

By A Silver Thread by Rachel Aaron - DFZ Changeling #1

The Mimicking of Known Successes by Malka Ann Older - Mossa and Pleiti #1

The Twice-Drowned Saint by C.S.E. Cooney

Tris's Book by Tamara Pierce - Circle of Magic #2*

The Bones Swans of Amandale by C.S.E. Cooney (Novella)

Even Though I Knew The End by C.L. Polk

Plain Bad Heroines by Emily M Danforth

An Unkindness of Magicians by Kat Howard - Unseen World #1

Never Ever Getting Back Together by Sophie Gonzales

The Ghost Network by Catie Disabato

The Keeper's Six by Kate Elliot

Siren Queen by Nghi Vo

Servant Mage by Kate Elliot

The Warden by Daniel M Ford - The Warden #1

Daja's Book by Tamara Pierce - Circle of Magic #3*

Jackdraw by K.J. Charles - A Charm of Magpies World #1

The Thief Who Pulled On Trouble's Braids by Michael McClung - Amra Thetys #1

Bluebird by Ciel Pierlot

Lexicon by Max Barry

The Splinter in the Sky by Kemi Ashing-Giwa

The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

The Thief Who Spat in Luck's Good Eye by Michael McClung - Amara Thetys #2

Briar's Book by Tamara Pierce - Circle of Magic #4*

The Thief Who Knocked on Sorrow's Gate by Michael McClung - Amara Thetys #3

Murder at Spindle Manor by Morgan Stang - The Lamplight Murder Mysteries #1

Ebony Gate - by Julie Vee and Ken Bebelle - The Phoenix Hoard #1

Artificial Condition by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #2*

Rogue Protocols by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #3*

Exit Strategy by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #4*

Zen Bow, Zen Arrow: The Life and Teachings of Awa Kenzo, the Archery Master from "Zen in the Art of Archery" by John Stevens

Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher

Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diareis #6*

Apparently I've hit the character limit without a paragraph break. So, we'll be starting over from 1, but it will really be #54.

Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #4.5

Compulsory: A Murderbot Story by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #0.5*

Magic Steps by Tamara Pierce - The Circle Opens #1*

Murder on the Lamplight Express by Morgan Stang - The Lamplight Murder Mysteries #2

Bone Swans by C.S.E. Cooney (short story collection)

Sleeping Giants by Sylvain Neuvel - Themis Files #1

Mammoth at the Gates by Nghi Vo - The Singing Hills Cycle #4

The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M Valente

Triggernometry by Stark Holborn - Triggernometry #1

Street Magic by Tamara Pierce - The Circle Opens #2*

Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett - The Foundryside Trilogy #1

Advanced Triggernometry by Stark Holborn - Triggernometry #2

Inda by Sherwood Smith - Inda #1

Thief Liar Lady by D.L. Soria

A Haunting on the Hill by Elizabeth Hand

Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian

Can't Spell Treason Without Tea by Rebecca Thorne - Tomes and Tea #1

Red River Seven by A.J. Ryan

Dracula by Bram Stoker - via Re: Dracula

Beholder by Ryan La Sala

A Season of Monstrous Conceptions by Lina Rather

System Collapse by Martha Wells - The Murderbot Diaries #7

Cold Fire by Tamara Piece - The Circle Opens #3*

Dream of the Falling Axe by Sam Sykes - Grave of Empires #3.5

The Woman in Me by Britney Spears

The Salvation Gambit by Emily Skrutskie

I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy

Hikaru No Go Vol 1 Decent of the Go Master by Yumi Hotta - Hikaru No Go #1

These Burning Stars by Bethany Jacobs - The Kingdom Trilogy #1

Shatterglass by Tamara Pierce - The Circle Opens #4*

Paladin's Faith by T Kingfisher - The Saint of Steel #4

The Crane Husband by Kelly Barnhill

Forest of Memory by Mary Robinette Kowal

The Archive Undying by Emma Mieko Candon - The Downworld Sequence #1

On The Fox Roads by Nghi Vo

Unlocked: An Oral History of Haden's Syndrom by John Scalzi - Lock In #0.5

Paris: The Memoir by Paris Hilton

Okay, and according to Storygraph:

My longest book was Three Axes to Fall at 806 pages

My most read authors were: Tamara Pierce, Martha Wells, and Rachel Aaron. Which is due to re-reads. I re-read 16 books this year.

My average rating was 4.14 out of 5.

I read the most in June.

I read 41 new-to-me authors.

52 of the books I read were part of series.

So, I guess, feel free to ask me any questions.

Happy New Year!

#books i've read #books i read in 2023 #booklr #year in review

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META'S NEW FORM! he's a faerie now 🥹

It all started here:

At night Marx, Magolor, Taranza, Mahoroa, Marstella, and HyperGlitch are chilling at a park in the middle of the fucking night.

“Okay, I have this epic idea. Stella, wake the fuck up.” Marx says.

“Sorry,” Marstella replies.

“So, what if we pushed those kids into the river and ran away?”

“No???” Taranza replies.

“Ugh. Fine, let’s do something else.”

The mfs go somewhere else.

“Hi, Galacta!!” Mahoroa says.

“Wassup?” Cupid replies.

Plutø waves at the mfs.

“Y’all, it’s time to do what we do best,” Marx says.

“What do you mean?” Taranza asks.

Marx splits into Yin and Yang too, Taranza transforms into Moon, Mahoroa turns into Star, Marstella transforms into Dream, Magolor turns into Crystalline, and HyperGlitch transforms into Heart.

“Hey! The losers aren’t supposed to know that we aren’t who we say we are!” T̶a̶r̶a̶n̶z̶a̶ Moon says.

“Oh well. Just don’t let the plebians know.” Yang says.

“Also, technically Mahoroa is trans.” Crystalline points out.

“That’s Star to you! And also, yeah.” Star replies.

“Guys, don’t do that shit. Let’s go tell Plutø.” Galacta says.

Cupid opens a portal to Faerie Land and the mfs go through.

“Plutø! We did a bad thing!” Moon yells.

“What did you do, youngest? I think…” Plutø replies.

“We accidentally transformed out of our disguises!” Moon says.

“Well, as long as the Popstar people didn’t see you it’s okay.”

“oh”

Morpho shows up out of nowhere.

“Hey, bitches.” Morpho says.

“DUDE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM”

“Don’t question it.”

Galacta Knight goes back to Popstar.

Cupid sits next to a tree.

Galacta Knight pulls out a lighter, sets the tree on fire, and flies away.

*Next day*

Plutø is sitting on a log, playing her guitar and singing a song to the e̶v̶i̶l̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ faeries.

“Plutø!! I need to speak to you for a second.” Moon says.

Plutø stops singing and turns to Moon.

“Yes, my dwarf?” Plutø replies.

“I miss the love of my life…”

“Oh, you mean Sectonia?”

Moon nods.

“She’s alive!”

Moon looks surprised and confuzzled.

Plutø summons Rosie.

“That’s Rosie! How does that work?” Moon says.

“A little thing called reincarnation,” Plutø replies.

“WAIT! SO THAT’S WHY MY FLOWER DISITERGRATED AFTER ROSIE WAS BORN!?”

Plutø nods and hands Rosie to Moon.

“OH MY GOD! I’M TELLING FAERIE ABOUT THIS!!!” Moon yells.

Moon runs away.

“FAERIE!!!”

“Hey, Ourple!” Star responds.

“Faerie, Plutø told me that Sectonia reincarnated into Rosie!”

“Cool!”

Moon transforms into Taranza.

“Mahoroa, let’s go to Popstar!” Taranza says.

Star snaps her fingers and turns into Mahoroa.

“Wait, why?” Mahoroa asks.

“I want to see Spinndle.”

Mahoroa opens a portal and the mfs go to Popstar.

“Hey, hey, hey!! What are you doing here?” Marx says.

“I wanted to go check on Spinndle!” Taranza replies.

Spinndle approaches them.

“I heard my name?” Spinndle says.

Taranza runs to Spinndle and hugs her.

“Also, where the hell is Galacta?” Magalie asks.

“For real. I haven’t seen blud at all.” Marx replies.

“Should we look for him?” Mahoroa asks.

“Probably,” Marx replies.

“Detective Gonzales activate!” Magalie yells.

The mfs run around for a while then they find Galacta.

“What are you doing here?” Galacta says.

“Where were you last night??” Magalie asks.

“Classified.”

Galacta Knight turns away dramatically.

“Wait, what do we do now?” Marx asks.

“Dunno. But at least we found Cupid!” Magalie replies.

Galacta Knight climbs into a tree and looks down on the plebs.

The mfs look confuzzled.

Meta Knight and his kids show up out of nowhere.

“WHAT THE FUCK” Marx yells.

“Hi, Marx!!” Kirby says.

“Hey, Kirby.”

Galacta Knight flies away.

“What happeneded??” Kirby asks.

“I don’t know,” Marx replies.

Galacta Knight comes back driving a giant ass machine thing.

Marx’s tail perks up and he flies into the air.

“What’s wrong, Froggie?” Magalie asks.

Kirby sees a fire and runs towards it.

“Kirby, no!!” Meta Knight yells.

Meta Knight chases after Kirby and picks him up before he gets burnt to a crisp.

The seven dwarfs are watching the fire.

“The world is burning,” Crystalline says.

Yin and Yang jump on Crystal’s back.

“Wait, really!?” Yang says.

“Yeah,” Moon replies.

Yang laughs evilly.

Crystal launches Yang off of him and turns around.

“YOU’RE EVIL!!!” Crystalline yells and points a toy gun at Yang. “NOW I’LL KILL YOU!”

“Oh well, it’s too late.”

Yin and Yang combine and turn into Vesperrolii.

“Haha! Come at me, bro!” Vesper says.

Vesperrolii chugs a gallon of orange juice and eats toothpaste.

“Blud’s mental.” Prince Fluff says.

Vesper rolls around in blue paint.

“Girl, what’s wrong with you?” Gryll asks.

“Everything!” Vesperrolii replies.

Nova runs past Vesper and hugs Artzy.

Artzy’s beret falls off and she transforms into Princess Sugaree Sweet.

“A-Artzy!?” Nova says, shocked.

“My apologies, Nova. We can still be friends, right?” Sugaree says.

Galacta Knight (and the rest of the mfs) approaches the crew on top of his machine thing (Callista is driving it btw don't ask how she knows how to) and gestures for them to get on.

Galacta Knight pulls them onto the machine thing.

“I’m scared…” Mahoroa says and clings onto Meta Knight.

“It’s okay, bebé.” Meta Knight replies.

The crew drive around for a while.

“I’m going to change my entire identity after this shit,” Gryll says.

“Meta Knight, how do you feel about this entire predicament?” Vesperrolii asks.

“No me importa. Estoy conduciendo entre llamas.” Meta Knight replies.

Galacta Knight pushes Meta Knight off of the car thing.

“What the fuck!?” Mahoroa yells.

Morpho Knight flies over to them.

“Speedy quick!” Morpho yells.

Callista stops the car thing and Mahoroa jumps off.

“Meta Knight?” Mahoroa says.

Meta Knight takes his mask off and Mahoroa looks scared and confused.

“Nothing matters. And I’ll be fine. And you’ll always be on my mind.” Meta Knight whispers, weakly.

Galacta Knight pulls Mahoroa back onto the machine thing.

“No! Let me go!” Mahoroa yells.

Galacta Knight runs Meta Knight over and his blood splatters into the sky.

Mahoroa freezes in shock and Kirby covers his siblings’ eyes.

Galacta Knight laughs menacingly and they drive away.

Mahoroa starts crying and jumps off of the machine thing.

“Star, come back!” Moon yells.

Mahoroa finds Meta Knight and the seven dwarfs follow behind him.

“H-he’s dead…” Mahoroa says.

“Are you okay, Star?” Moon asks.

Mahoroa hugs Meta Knight.

“Thank you for everything, mi amor…”

*A few days later*

Mahoroa is crying in his bed, eating an entire watermelon.

Plutø emerges from the sky.

“Hello, My Dwarf…” Plutø whispers.

Mahoroa doesn’t respond and looks away.

Plutø uses her telekinesis to get Mahoroa up and they teleport to Faerie Land.

“Where am I!?” Mahoroa yells.

Plutø turns Mahoroa into Star.

“Hey, Faerie!” Moon says.

Star looks down and sees Meta Knight’s dead body on the ground.

“N-no! Not again!!”

Star tries to run, but Plutø stops them with her telekinesis.

“Let me go!”

Plutø mind controls Star to sit down in a circle with the others.

“How did I get here?”

“Starling! We will bring your knight back!” Plutø says, fluttering her wings.

“It’s not going to work…”

“Don’t doubt me, my dwarf! You have to help us.”

Star sighs and gives in.

Plutø, Aeon Hero, the seven dwarfs, and Morpho circle around Meta Knight.

“¡Mintiendo Alta!” Plutø sings.

“¡A través de todo!” Moon responds.

“¡Cortate la cara!” Plutø sings.

“¡De la caída!” Crystalline responds.

“¿Cuando estás herido?” Plutø sings.

“¿A quién llamarías? No puedo responder ahora.” Star responds.

“¡Gasté el alquiler!” Plutø sings.

“¡Desde lo alto!” Heart responds.

“¡Calle de un solo sentido!” Plutø sings.

“¡A las estrellas!” Vesperroli, Yin and Yang respond.

“¡Limpialo!” Plutø sings.

“¡Verte morir! Es tuyo decidir.” Aeon Hero responds.

Morpho rips Meta Knight’s heart out and pushes the rest of his dead body away.

“AAHHH!! DON’T DO THAT!!!” Star screams.

“It’s supposed to be doing that,” Moon replies.

Plutø mind controls Star again.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice.

The heart grows wings similar to Meta Knight’s.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.

The heart flutters its tiny bat wings.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.

The heart forms a shell around it and turns into a faerie egg.

Morpho says something to the dwarfs in Faerie language.

“Aww, boring!” Yang complains. “I hate waiting!”

“Be patient,” Yin replies.

*A week later…*

Moon and Star are communicating through telepathy.

“Hey, you two! Plutø said we have to follow her! Come on!” Yang yells.

Moon and Star follow the crew into a portal that leads to a field with a pink river that the faeries are swimming in.

“Starling, come join us!” Plutø says.

Star sits next to Moon in the circle where they are surrounding Morpho Knight and Meta Knight’s faerie egg.

“Today’s the day. Ready, everyone?” Morpho says.

Star starts crying.

“Faerie, don’t cry…” Moon whispers to their best friend.

“¡Mintiendo Alta!” Plutø sings.

“¡A través de todo!” Moon responds.

“¡Cortate la cara!” Plutø sings.

“¡De la caída!” Crystalline responds.

“¿Cuando estás herido?” Plutø sings.

“¿A quién llamarías? No puedo responder ahora.” Star responds.

“¡Gasté el alquiler!” Plutø sings.

“¡Desde lo alto!” Heart responds.

“¡Calle de un solo sentido!” Plutø sings.

“¡A las estrellas!” Vesperroli, Yin and Yang respond.

“¡Limpialo!” Plutø sings.

“¡Verte morir! Es tuyo decidir.” Aeon Hero responds.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.

Morpho’s eyes glow for a moment and it sits down next to the egg.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.

Morpho Knight and all of the faeries surround the egg and say a chant in Faerie language.

“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.

The egg slowly starts hatching.

The Faeries start doing a dance while Plutø plays her guitar so Morpho doesn’t stress.

“As whispers of love carry us high,

Together in magic, forever we’ll fly.

Whispering wings, our hearts intertwined,

In love’s eternal embrace, we’ll forever find.” The faeries whisper.

“𝕬 𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌'𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑,

𝕷𝖊𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊'𝖘 𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊.” Plutø says.

The puffball's hand pushes a piece of the shell.

The puffball looks extremely similar to Meta Knight but with two curly-ish horns, and a star on its forehead.

It climbs out of the egg covered in pink egg white. (It’s still transparent tho)

"Paapaoraaa~??" Meta Knight says in Faerie.

Plutø approaches the egg and pulls Meta Knight out.

“La muerte es vida es la muerte es vida es la muerte es vida es…” Plutø whispers.

Meta Knight’s eyes glow after Plutø finishes speaking.

The Goddess puts Meta Knight in front of Star.

"Mi Amor?" Star whispers.

"¿Quién Eres?" Meta Knight asks.

"I am Star, the second seven. Mahoroa is my disguise for Popstar."

Meta Knight hugs Star.

"Te amo, Estrella…" Meta Knight whispers.

Plutø and Aeon Hero pick Meta Knight up and they start flying.

"Follow me, my dwarfs!" Plutø says.

The dwarfs follow Plutø in the sky.

"Where are we going?" Star asks.

“Be patient!” Plutø replies.

The dwarfs land in Plutø’s throne room.

Dream sits on her cloud bed thing and starts chewing on Heart’s hand.

“Stop it, Sky!” Heart says and hits her on the head.

“Marcī told me to.” Dream replies.

“Girl, Marcī ain’t here,” Crystalline says.

Dream flies away on her cloud bed thing.

“Where did Dreamda go?” Yin asks.

“I don’t know,” Yang replies.

Dream flies down to a shadowy place with a giant statue of Marcī.

“Marcī, they won’t let me sleep.” Dream says.

“What the fuck do you mean, dollface?” Marcī replies.

“I don’t know. But I promise to bring you back someday.”

*Back with the rest of the dwarfs*

“Hey, Plutø, have you ever been to Popstar?” Moon asks.

“Of course!” Plutø replies.

“Ooh, really!? Do you have a disguise?”

“Yep!”

“OH MY PIGLETS!11!! CAN YOU SHOW US!?” Vesperrolii asks.

“Nah.”

In DreamLand.

Kirby and his friends are standing outside with Aeon Hero.

“This place is in ruins… Why did you kill my dad, Uncle Galact?” Kirby asks.

Plutø emerges from the sky with her dwarfs (and Meta Knight).

“DAD WHERE DID YOU FIND A DAMN GODDESS AND THE FUCKING DWARFS ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD!!!11!!1!11!!!” Kirby yells.

“Long story,” Meta Knight replies.

Plutø summons Sailor Waddle Dee.

“Sailor Moon!?” Bandee says.

“Hey, Bandee!” Sailor Dee replies.

Meta Knight hugs Sailor Waddle Dee.

“Sir Meta Knight!?”

“Where the hell is Dreamda!?” Star yells.

“I’ll go get her,” Plutø says.

Plutø teleports away.

“Where did Plutø go?” Moon asks.

“She went to go find Dreamda,” Star replies.

A red rose petal lands on Moon’s head.

“Nosotras pintamos rosas blancas rojas”

“WHO SAID THAT” Yang yells.

*With Dream*

Plutø enters the shadowy field.

Dream is sitting in a fae ring made of roses and mushrooms.

Dream puts her tail on the statue and it starts cracking.

Plutø uses her telekinesis to make Dream float into the air.

“Come join us, my dwarf!” Plutø says.

Marcī climbs out of the statue.

“No te sientas mal cuando todos estos hijos de puta se ahoguen.” Dream says.

Plutø teleports Marcī and Dream to where the others are.

*With the others in question*

Marcī is walking towards them with Callista following behind her.

“¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE! ¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE! ¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE!!!!!!!!!!” Marcī screams.

Yin and Yang turn into Marx and run towards Marcī.

“Marcī…?” Marx says, with tears in his eyes.

“Marxy!” Marcī responds, excited.

Marcī kisses Marx.

Callista waves at them with all six of her hands.

“Wanna see my true form?” Callista says.

They all look confuzzled while Marcī smirks.

Callista transforms into Plutø.

“Que se ahoguen.” Plutø AKA Callista says.

“Callie, you’re Plutø!?” Vesperrolii yells.

“Yeah. But, it’s time for our suffering to end.”

“ARE YOU GOING TO KILL US!? PLEASE, I’M SO YOUNG AND HAVE SO MUCH LIFE TO LIVE!!” Kirby begs on his hands and knees.

Plutø turns Dreamland back to normal.

Kirby looks shocked and looks up at Plutø.

“Goodbye, little mortal being…” Plutø says while she and her dwarfs go into the portal.

“Wait! But what about me and my siblings?” Kirby says.

"You can fend for yourself, little puffball. Good luck!" Plutø replies.

Plutø, Aeon Hero, and the dwarfs go into a portal.

"Bye, bestie!" Crystalline yells to Kirby.

"Bestie…?"

Crystal goes through the portal and Kirby looks confused.

“He does look a bit like Magolor, though…” Kirby says to himself.

#kirby #kirby au #kirbyocs #intothemirror #meta knight #faerie #faerie meta slays #he will be missed #The Scuttlebug Club

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