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dxkjf · 1 month
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idiot works on casino side characters completely ignores main cast
iswear im working on stuff im just goofing around
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scamoosh · 1 year
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undead ponies 2 match the crazy b ones :3c
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“That one time Barnaby broke somebody’s jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting Wally & almost got expelled <3”
Full story please? <3
WITH PLEASURE!
for those who are slightly confused, this is for 'my' modern human au! well. modern-ish!
okay so when they were in freshman year / 9th grade, Barnaby and Wally are soldily Bonded. they are a set, do not separate. they receive a lot of shit for this, because some kids are assholes and that's especially true for 14yr olds. and it's 2006. so Wally and Barnaby get teased/bullied a lot for their closeness. at this point they're kind of used to it. they met early in 7th grade and have been inseparable ever since. most of it slides off of them
but what is Barnaby was having an especially stressful week? one of those weeks were everything is going wrong, nothing is working out. so Barn is at the end of his rope, and then one of the main kids who likes to bother them insults Wally specifically, and badly. like it's some next level So Bad Its Almost Impressive shit. at present Barnaby is walking to his next class with Wally and Poppy. so Barnaby just kind of stops in place, mentally chooses violence, turns, walks up to the kid, and punches him as hard as he can. it knocked the bully out instantly and broke his jaw.
and keep in mind that at this point in time, Barnaby isn't the big strong guy he is later on. he hasn't had his main growth spurt yet. and he still packed enough of a punch to do Damage - which makes him even more intimidating when he Does hit his growth spurt and towers over practically everyone
the pros of this event: Frank and Julie were watching, and Frank respected Barnaby's response so much that he allowed Julie to bring him to hang out with the growing friend group at lunch / asshole kids were less inclined to insult Wally and Barnaby (or his friends) to their faces
cons: Eddie was also watching and was too scared of Barnaby for the rest of their school career to try and talk to him or his friends / Barnaby nearly got expelled but did get suspended, and that's a permanent mark on his record
so the kid goes down, everyone freaks out. Barnaby is still too angry to feel anything other than pissed off vindication. naturally higher Authorities (teachers) come to get the unconscious student to the (i almost said vet) nurse's office, and to bring Barnaby to the principle's office. they call Ms. Beagle and have her come pick him up. Wally has stuck like glue to Barnaby pretty much the whole time, except for when Barnaby was in the office to get chewed out / interrogated. when Ms. Beagle is done w/ her conversation with the principle, she takes Barnaby and Wally home.
there, Barnaby is still worked up, and as "punishment" Ms. Beagle has him do some menial tasks alongside his usual after school chores. Wally tags along, of course, and asks why the hell Barnaby did that. in a nicer Wally way of asking. this is what breaks the camels back. Barnaby just sits down and starts crying, to which Wally is like "oh no. oh fuck. what do i do." cue a solid minute of him just standing and staring in panic before awkwardly sitting next to Barnaby in solidarity.
when they go inside, Ms. Beagle already has Barnaby's favorite dinner whipped up and ready. She gives him a talk where she's essentially says "blah blah blah violence isn't the answer. however, good job for standing up to that kid. he's an asshole and deserved a good wallop." (listen im a firm believer in ms beagle having been a Wild Youth that would have thrown bricks at cops). Moods are lightened, they have a good dinner. The next day or so they need to go have a meeting with the Injured Kid's parents. that's when they find out Barnaby fully broke the kids jaw (he feels a little bad for that) and that the parents are pushing for his expulsion and also juvie. Ms. Beagle manages to whittle down the sentence to a long suspension and then detention for the rest of the year, as well as her paying the kid's hospital bill.
tl;dr Barnaby punches a kid for insulting Wally, gets a new friend out of it, nearly gets expelled, and gains a mostly unfounded Reputation that dissuades most from outright messing with him or his pals
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empyreasheart · 2 months
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drawings i made inspired by a convo in the tags with @vaguely-annoyed
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fluxydrawings · 1 year
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stickmen go brrr. couplea my friends’ve been drawin/talkin bout Purple recently so i thought id draw their designs/vaguely imitate their styles at the same time :)
Designs belong to: @chosec @alebrijediscordico and @navy-leader!
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qiekzart · 6 months
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drew that one guy from yugioh
[plz reblog]
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skunkes · 7 days
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i very rarely feel like a character Should've Been a Girl but i do think mickbell dungeon meshi shouldve been a girl
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retros-artandstuff · 19 days
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homestuck doodle dump
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agztsuma · 1 year
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They're so scrunkly
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slashermary · 3 months
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look. sometimes you feel the urge to make a silly little four hour playlist about a fictional blonde woman you're in love with and it's called being a dyke i can't help it
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puppyeared · 4 months
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28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^
28: do you collect anything?
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send me a number!! 💌
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phykoha · 10 months
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thinking about how much I love the bad future fan content that gives the turtles/resistance some nice moments. bc this is still the same world as the silly goofy all-over -the-place show they belong to.
of course, the turtles are older and war-torn, but they're still silly and goofy to their core.
I really wanna do some pre-timegate stuff for HEA that shows just. everything. the abundance of good that happened and the joy they all shared with their people.
bc despite the state of the world, they're together. and despite the world being overrun by death and ruin, it wasn't all bad...
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paul-simon-juggling · 11 months
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Couldn't post the "Paul losing his fertility" gifset without also making "Art is dying from an incurable disease," my beloved.
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astro-inthestars · 10 months
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HEY. HEY GUYS
Remember Dream Trail? Awesome indie game made by just some fellas with awesome talent???? HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
If YOU like games that include a buncha different characters with funky personalities (all of which you can befriend) getting stuck in a situation where they can all DIE (just like Danganr- Your Turn To Die!! (it's actually inspired by that!)) and you have to solve puzzles to make it out alive, THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK!!!
THIS IS KENIKARI learn more and download HERE hi the DEMO IS OUT AND IT'S SO GOOD!!!! (watch the trailer that's on the site btw it's amazing and so silly) Here's the devblog too &lt;;3 @thekenikaridevblog
Here are the characters you meet!!! (minus the characters in the art above <3)
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Shoutout to @sobredunia (CREATOR!!! BTW!! SHE'S AWESOME!!) and @chipistrate (fellow Kenikari brainrotter and whO GOT ME INTO IT!!! YOU!! 🫵)
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racmune · 1 year
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scoutpauling is so important to me because they can better each other and have a positive impact and be in love and are able to be happy together
but also
i looove the fact that they can make each other worse
i want to see them hurt each other. scoutpauling divorce fever in my head. its like putting them in a blender for me ..... scoutpauling is about the arc of the both of them and like i said becoming better people and everything...... but scoutpauling divorce fever is like where they dont actually change and its just the worst for everyone involved and theyre so shit at communicating their needs and they sleep in the same bed like this
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i get insane.....
anyway ummmmmmmmmm
i think of everything that could have been and what so many dreams desires and wishes turned into annndddddd yeah
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youjustwaitsunshine · 2 years
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Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher, ROC 2011
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Joko (interviewer): I'm scared when you're still holding the bottles, I don't trust you. First off, congratulations to you two
Michael: Yeah, thank you!
Seb: Thank you!
Joko: I don't trust you in any way!
Michael (innocently): why?
Joko: No, it's alright, what's more fun then, winning or spraying champagne? [gets interrupted by seb pouring champagne over his head]
Seb (inaudibly first, then again to the microphone): The spraying!
Joko: Spraying, okay!
Michael: now you have the answer!
Joko, to Seb: It feels like you like the car you had at the end there, that 'grasshopper' or what I'd call it [if I'm not mistaken he's talking about the roc buggy which definitely is sebs weapon of choice at roc].
Seb: Yeah, it's a lot of fun, I mean, I believe it doesn't look bad on TV either because there's stuff happening (mimicks the buggys suspension) and also it's great fun to drive, and I just said, when you exit the last corner you don't know exactly, was it enough or not and the people start screaming and cheering and you think 'it's fitting', you look, you look, you look, 'it did fit.' and then, it's of course great. Five, five times in a row - Joko interrupts, repeats 'five times in a row' - for this man it's the second time five times in a row (reaches for Michael).
Michael: Yeah, that's right.
Joko: You did, we saw it earlier, when you had to go into the shootouts again - bwoah this stuff burns in the eyes -, did you have a talk beforehand? Did you decide, are you going to drive again, are you, or what did you talk about?
Michael: No, it's clear who drives, how the slots are appointed, but we just motivated each other a bit and uh, because Sebastian was very strong on this car which I didn't drive much, he gave me a few valuable hints which paid off well.
Joko: Now I know, when one of you wins, it's always getting merry in the evenings [literal translation of german compound word 'feucht-fröhlich': moist/humid-joyful; adj; meaning an occasion where alcohol flows]; does that mean you two are going to compete tomorrow with alcohol left in your body or-
Michael: No no, alcohol is never in the picture with us.
Seb: Where did you get that from?
Joko: I was told, they told me before to talm to you about it, I just know it always gets funny!
Seb: Rumours...
Joko: Rumours, rumours. But tomorrow-
Seb: We'd have a reason now, theoretically, to toast to at least in any case
Michael: [something inaudible about toasting]
Joko: You have enough to drink left. But tomorrow against each other - does that mean separate beds tonight when you go home, yeah?
Seb: Yeah, hah, that anyways.
Michael: He doesn't like it much when you're with him in his room.
Seb: He tried before, but... I didn't like it that much. I didn't have a duvet anymore. He steals your duvet!
Joko: Thank you very much for the information, we'll see each other tomorrow,
Seb: You wanna know anything else or-?
Joko: No, I'm done now. Do you wanna knkw anything?
Seb: You want a sip?
Joko: No, I don't drink alcohol. Sad. Well, only at the moment, maybe I'll change my mind. Have a good evening, thank you very much and congratulations again to you. Until tomorrow.
Michael: Until tomorrow, thank you, have fun.
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