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grelleswife · 10 months
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Roses in pretty, pretty red
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Summary:Grell invited you out on a date but it's a little different to what you expected.
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"Hello darling." Grell greeted you, kissing your cheek softly. "Come in! Come in! I need to get my coat and purse." She moved to the side to let you in, closing the door behind you. Her fireplace was lit and crackling gently, candles lighting her living room beautifully. You watched as she grabbed her coat and purse; she was wearing a beautiful red dress with black heels and had her long hair up in a bun ontop of her head with a braid around on the bottom. She had a very small amount of makeup on with a red lipstick and stud earrings. She looked back to you causing you to making eye contact. "Ready to go?" She nodded, grabbing her keys.
"Mhm! If you'd like we can come back here after for something to eat?" You nodded with a soft smile.
"Sounds good!" You gently held Grell's hand and walked out, shutting the door behind you.
The two of you walked for a while in a comfortable silence, the streetlamps and moonlight illuminating your walk. London was really beautiful at night, you'd never noticed it before but it really was. The buildings along the edge of each street was a little different from the next, some has flowers in the windows, some had their curtains drawn ans a few only had a slight difference in the structure but every single one was a little different and it was nice. You kept walking for a while until you were on the edges of London, the gaps between each streetlamp growing.
"So where abouts are we headed?"
"You'll see darling!" She chirped, holding your hand a little tighter and walking with you still.
Eventually you reached two gates and you sighed, she looked to you giving that certain look and you realised what was happening. "Alright, give me a boost." You sighed and she nodded, doing just that before getting over the gates herself. She'd brought you to a beautiful garden full of all different types of flowers but there was lots of roses, her favourite. You smiled softly, you could see why she'd chosen here, it was the perfect spot for a date. You walked for a short while and sat down on a white, metal bench with her.
"I really love it here... the beautiful flowers, especially the roses, the gentle chirping of the birds in the daytime. Its really peaceful." She said gently, she definitely snuck in here a lot. That was one of the great things about this reaper. She didn't care. She did what she liked when it suited her because well... why wouldn't she?
"So you come here alot?"
"Maybe a little more than I should, yes." She laughed softly. "I like the atmosphere and how beautiful it is, besides nobodies ever caught me so... oh well."
You laughed and nodded in agreement, definitely no arguing with that logic. You could agree with zero questions that it was beautiful and the atmosphere was wonderful. The peaceful and quiet nature of it was lovely, it didn't seem like something Grell would enjoy at first glance but when you thought about it you could see why. Sometimes it was nice to take a break from the chaos and just find peace. A gentle breeze blew by, the scent of the flowers being carried along it, a few leaves on the floor blowing around.
Grell's hand slipped back into yours and she gave you a gentle smile. "So why did you ask me on a date?" She shook her head gently.
"Its simple really, I just wanted to." Wow that was simple. "I was thinking about it for a little while and decided instead of thinking about it to just do it. The feeling seemed mutual so I didn't have much to lose and if you said no then it wouldn't have mattered too much." The feeling definitely had been mutual, maybe for longer than she'd realised. You nodded gently, smiling to her.
"Thank you for asking me, this is really nice."
"No need to thank me! I'm glad you agreed."
Silence grew over the two of you again after a while, seemed you didn't have much to say and neither did she. After a moment, her hand pulled away from yours and she stood up. "Would you like to walk through for a little while and then we can go back to mine?" You nodded and stood as well, walking with her for a short while, taking your time to stop and litterally smell the flowers. You made a few jokes, Grell laughing and a smile growing to your face. The two of you got each other. It was lovely.
The walk back to Grell's house seemed quick, the two of you talking and laughing together. Time flies when you're having fun, right? You soon got back ro her small house, surrounded by beautiful flowers and trees. Her keys jingled are she pulled them out of her purse, unlocking the door and walking in, you following as she shut the door behind you. "Make yourself comfortable, I'm going to make sure I have all the ingredients for dinner." She smiled as you sat down, going into the kitchen and double checking everything. "Can you do me a favour?" She asked, walking back in.
"Depends..." You raised an eyebrow before feeling a box of matched being placed into your hand.
"Light some candles will you?" She walked back into the kitchen before you could reply. You chuckled softly and stood up, lighting a few of the candles around the room before going into the kitchen and watching her cook.
"Would you like to help me? Or are you gonna stand there looking pretty?" She turned around and you nodded with a small laugh, walking to the sink and washing your hands before looking to her.
"So what do I need to do?"
"Wash those vegetables then hand them to me." You nodded, walking over to the sink and starting to wash the vegetables.
The two of you spent an hour or so cooking together, smiling and laughing, making jokes and polite conversation before eventually dinner was done. Grell set the table, taking a candelabra and placing it in the center and sitting down across from you. A soft sigh left her lips as she gave you a gentle smile, placing a hand on yours. It was rare the two of you got time together like this, she was always rushing around and busy with with gathering souls or some sort of little job will had asked her to do.
You ate in quiet for a while as Grell spoke to you, ranting a little. You didn't mind when she ranted, in fact it was quite nice, it was lovely to hear her talk regardless of wether you were interested in what she was saying or not. When she wasn't as loud, her voice was gentle and fairly comforting.
"You're so pretty when you rant like that." You said softly causing her to stop in her tracks and look up to you with a small blush. "I love you're voice..."
"Oh! Uhm, thank you, dear." She definitely hadn't expected that, "That means a lot..." She said gently, placing a hand on yours with a soft expression. It was rare anyone got to see this side of Grell she really trusted you.
The two of you finished up with your meal, talking and laughing, drinking wine. It'd been a really nice night, fairly quiet too.
You wouldn't change it in anyway, even if you could.
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belliesandburps · 2 years
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Aidan - Clifford Chapin / Isole - Justin Briner / Lowell - Dallas Reid / Drayce - Daman Mills / Runo - Josh Grelle / Seven - Keith Silverstein / Koloss - Patrick Seitz / Jian - Greg Chun
Clifford Chapin & Justin Briner as 'Aidan' & 'Isole' - I detect some Bakugou x Midoriya shipping here with those two picks. XD BUT! I actually think those are two great picks! Chapin is who comes to mind for Kai already, and I haven't considered where I'd rank Briner, but I can definitely see him working as Isole, given his cinnamon bun-y approach to Midoriya.
Dallas Reid as 'Lowell' - Y'know, now more than ever, I'm wondering who Reid would be a better fit for, because on one hand, I already have him as my headcanon voice of Aidan. But on the other, he COULD also be a really good fit for Lowell, playing up that aggression and general impatience and, well, dumbness. Soooo, food for thought, huh.
Daman Mills as 'Drayce' - Honestly, that's a really good pick! I'm still not 100% on who I even consider for Drayce. Part of me wants to say Jonah Scott, but I'm not sure, and Mills IS a good choice indeed!
Josh Grelle as 'Runo' - Just gonna go ahead and tag @twistedtummies2 for no reason whatsoever there. :P Honestly, I'm still not sure who I hear when I think of Runo. He's ALSO another character I feel like Dallas Reid would be perfect for, but after a certain someone shared "Devil Is A Part-Timer" with me in its entirety, I CAN see that being a good fit. Sadao is a freakin' boob as much as he is a goober, and when he plays cocky, he gets shot down REALLY fast and gets all pouty and pathetic. All perfect qualifiers for this stupid synth. XD
Keith Silverstein as 'Seven' - That's a great pick honestly! I have Silverstein in mind for someone else, but believe it or not, he was one of the first voices that originally came to mind when I thought of Seven.
Patrick Seitz as 'Koloss' - I'm not sure how I feel about Seitz as Koloss because he plays domineering and big really well...I mean, the guy IS a freakin' giant in real life. But I've never heard him play a gruff, low-brow character like Koloss before. He was Sloth from Brotherhood, but that was more hulking, dopey monster more than a street-level thug the way Koloss kind of is.
Greg Chun as 'Jian' - Incidentally, I've never watched Squid Games because if I need a reminder that capitalism is bad, I only have to look out the window. (:' Honestly, I think Chun might sound a little too young, which is ironic, I'll admit, seeing as how he's nine years older than my headcanon voice for Jian, but Chun's almost like Yuri Lowenthal, in that they're both guys in their fifties who still sound young. And a big part of Jian's voice, for me, is having a very goofy uncle vibe that can turn on a dime when he needs to get serious.
Still, these are some pretty interesting picks! Thanks for taking the time to share 'em! :)
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zebrabaker · 4 years
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Demon's Daughter
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Marinette’s birthday was always a bittersweet day. She would only be able to celebrate seventeen with her family before her Dad whisked her away, after all. Not that many people would care, aside from her parents, Uncle J, and Auntie Penny. Today was a normal school day, as far as her classmates were concerned, and that suited Marinette just fine. She would be leaving in a year, just one more year of this torture and she would be free. Some may say calling becoming a social pariah ‘torture’ too far, but her Dad had told her that making someone watch as their loved ones and friends abandoned them was a legitimate torture method used in Hell, so those people could suck it. 
Marinette revved her engine and adjusted her grip, waiting for the light to turn green. Her Nona had given Marinette her birthdaygift a month early, and gracious, she loved it. It was a Yamaha motorcycle, custom wrapped in her favorite shade of hot pink, almost red, with dark splotches like ink splatters all over. The piping was all chrome, and man, did
she love the feeling of the wind whipping through her hair as she wove her way through Parisian traffic. She came to a gentle stop in front of her school, dismounting, smirking at the way several students stopped to stare. She may be the least popular girl in her class, but she knew her demonic heritage guaranteed that she would draw a few admirers. A perfect mix of her father’s pitch black hair, height, and pale skin, with her mother’s gray eyes (most of the time) and curves, she was quite the looker. She grabbed the handles of her baby and wheeled it off to the side, where there was an open parking space. She opened the saddle bag and grabbed the boot she kept there, clamping it on the back tire. She refused to lose such a precious gift to human greed. 
Marinette stood, snagging her messenger bag and making her way into the building as she pulled her hair out of the sloppy bun she had shoved it into. She had kept it pretty short when she was younger, as it was less work, but now that she had no social obligations, she was able to grow it out like she wanted. The inky locks now brushed the small of her back, and she took great care to keep it healthy. As she took the steps at a leisurely pace, she used the brush she kept in her bag to part and brush her hair, combing the sections back and up before braiding them and twisting them into double buns at the top of her head. As she finished, she twisted about enough to hip check open the door to her classroom (it was never locked, not after she ‘accidentally’ locked Lila out one day. It was a major safety hazard, but she didn’t really care. Not much could hurt her.) She twirled back around, enjoying the way her flowy skirt flipped about her legging-clad legs. She jogged up the stairs to the back, firing off a quick text to her Dad as she shrugged out of her leather jacket. She nimbly dodged the leg Alix had in the aisle, and slumped into her seat with a sigh.
She really hated mornings, even if it wasn’t her turn to patrol the night before. Last night, her partner Coccinelle had been on patrol, leaving Marinette to relax at home. She had even video chatted with her Dad! He was in India, visiting her Uncle Agni. He had mentioned sending someone to check up on her, so she really ought to be keeping an eye open. She had no clue which member of her insane family could be dropping by, but she hoped it was her Auntie Grell. She always had the best ideas for new designs, even if she had an affinity for making everything red. Marinette sighed and pulled out her tablet, launching google classroom and getting ready for History. She knew what she was being taught was heavily whitewashed, but it was better for someone like her to be able to blend in. It was the same for Juleka. Kids like them needed skills to hide in plain sight. She felt something tap her leg, and she brought her small black purse up to sit on her desk, propping it open. The good part of sitting alone was that no one would notice if she spoke quietly.
“Plagg, what’s up? “She asked, her kwami staring at her.
“Goth girl has been trying to get your attention for five minutes.” He huffed; arms crossed. 
“Alright.” She murmured, barely moving her lips. “Thanks for the heads up. “She gently scratched between his ear, before
shutting her purse and putting it back on the floor. She glanced over at Juleka, who subtly pointed towards the front and rolled her eyes. Marinette nodded in commiseration, before turning her attention to the front of the class. She kept her eyes on her tablet, but used a touch of demonic magic to enhance her hearing.
“I would love to get you Jagged Stone tickets, Nino! But, you see, I hate to use my connections like that. It would just feel like I’m taking advantage of people I care about…” The liar simpered, biting her lip.
“No problem, dudette!” Nino reassured her. “I totally get it.” She shut down her magic and rolled her eyes at Juleka. She mimicked talking with her hand, and the half-banshee giggled, a delightful sound. Though banshees were more associated with pain, anger, sadness, and fear, they, when happy, exuded an aura of peace that could affect others.
“Attention, class! I just posted a power point to Google Classroom, please pull that up and follow along!” Mademoiselle Bustier called from the front. Marinette tapped her tablet screen to wake it up, and settled in for another long day. ‘Just one more year’ she thought to herself. ‘Yeah, just one more year.’
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hoshi-neko-hikari · 3 years
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Grell is walking around in a pretty red dress with her hair tied up in a bun and her tiny trans deer daughter when a transphobic Karen approaches the two
Kaede looked fearful of the Karen and hid behind her mommy.
“Ugh! People like you need to stay indoors! You’re corrupting our children!”
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cheesesmw · 3 years
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Part 2 of beginning of the red reaper
Grell opened her eyes she could see again she saw a woman, the woman looked weird she was a bit older had Dark black hair that almost looked kind of purple that was tied up in a bun, she had pale skin and was wearing all black slim Dress with a vest over it and a tie she had never seen a woman wear anything like this before but the weirdest thing about her to Grell was the large silver scythe she was holding and her unnaturally bright green yellow eyes. The woman... The scythe thats what she saw in the Dark but she wasn't in the hotel anymore it was all gray the walls ceiling anything grell could see was gray ,or at least she thought she couldn't see very well far way she could hardly see the woman when she moved farther back. Grell tried to move but the pain was worse then normal she couldn't just shrug it off like normal she took a sharp breath in witch caught the womans attention. "Oh, your finally awake" the woman walked closer and grabbed the side of the bed grell was sitting in. What was happening, Grell’s mind was moving so fast was she dead? If so was she in heaven or hell why is everything gray who is this lady and why does it smell weird "wh-" grell covered her mouth and almost screamed her hands and wrists hurt worse now but the worst pain was her mouth it burned and stung so bad she could feel her eyes tearing up from the pain "oh no! Im so sorry I should have told you not to speak hang on I'll get the Doctor he'll get you something to numb it" the woman walked off after speaking. Doctor? she was at a doctors she had never been before, this now brought up more questions was she alive if so who was this woman and how and if she wasn't heaven / hell has doctors?
Grell didn't know what to do when the Doctor came in he also had glasses like the woman and the eyes he didn't speak much he pulled out something Grell hadn't seen and filled it with liquid then jammed it into Grell’s arm she made a noise of surprised and sat still what was happening what was this man ejecting into her arm. "You won't be able to talk for a while if you start bleeding find a way to make it stop and that doesn't mean hurting yourself! do not take the bandages off your wrists without Ms. Smith" Grell looked at the man confused "oh! Grell I'm Ms. Abigail Smith but you can call me Abigail once you can speak again, I will be helping you threw your Shinigami training and education. Oh doctor when can grell leave?" The doctor looked at Abigail then Grell "Take him I don't care, I have over time I have to go" Abigail looked at him leave then at Grell "alright let me help you I need to show you around and to your apartment."
Grell got up she realized her clothes were changed it was just a white shirt and pants, her wrists ,hands ,and mouth still hurt a bit but it wasn't as unbearable. The woman now named Abigail stuck close to Grell so she could see her Grell didn't get why she couldn't see great. Abigail snapped her fingers "oh almost forgot you'll be needing these from now on, allow me so you don't hurt your hands worse" Grell hesitated and waited for the worst when Abigail sat a flimsy set of glasses on Grell’s face suddenly she could see far away again. Now Grell was even more confused than she was already she didn't understand anything but..... What was the worst that could happen she was already in pain or possiblely dead she had been harassed before and her family most likely disowned her so what was there to lose. Abigail prosecuted to walked Grell down Gray hall after gray hall until they got to the 1037th room out of many more "this is yours I'll give you the key ,my room is 1025 so if you need me at anytime come get me" Abigail opened the door to a small gray room it had a bed, a side table ,a small kitchen, and a bathroom it also had some small items Grell hasn't seen before. A thing on the wall that had a block on it attached with a cord, a thing sitting on the side table with a round thing hocked into it, a bottle near the sinks with a weird sort of liquid inside, and much much more.
"We normally would have fed you first but your mouth, you'll have to eat a least tomorrow but you'll have to be on medicine so it isnt unbearable." Abigail walked to the closet and opened it up and started picking out clothes "I hope these will fit you if they don't tell me"
Grell just stood there she couldn’t fidget with anything her hands were hurt and her hair was to short to play with so it just ended up her standing there awkwardly as this woman talked to herself basically, Grell wasn’t listening she was stuck in her head all the words Grell did listen to weren’t about what was happening to her it was random. Grell started watching the woman’s hands as they took clothes from the closet and sat them onto the bed, they didn’t have gloves on they had no scars and were smooth, strangely her nail were purple though Grell thought it looked nice. “Alright there we go I’ll take these clothes the rest are yours, hum I should get you some more clothes ,what’s your favorite color? oh wait you can’t talk umm can you write?” Grell shook her head ”well, you’ll learn don’t worry or at least the basics, okay sit on the couch in need to take your bandages off” Grell obeyed and sat on the couch
Abigail proceeded to take off  the blood covered Bandages from grells wrists “oh the cuts pretty Deep I think the bleeding has stopped for now, if you need me later see that thing on the wall it’s called a phone type my room number it’s on the table over there and it should call me and I’ll be right over.” She pointed to the Box on the wall, Grell supposed she understood, Abigail grabbed her hand which did hurt a bit “oh Dear your hands are so Dry and blistered have you ever had anyone look at your hands they look horrible” Grell shook her head she didn’t see a reason to she was fine she didn’t have money for doctors, well I guess now she was in debt to one she hated being in debt.
“Alright” Abigail stood up “I’ll be right back, and don’t do anything while I’m not in the room” Abigail walked into the Bathroom Grell hadn’t looked in there she wondered what it looked like then a noise came from the bathroom it was the sound of running water how?? You can’t get running water it continues for a minute then Abigail came out “alright come on” Grell got flustered what did she mean ,Abigail saw Grell’s confusion “I ran you a bath you’ve never used a bathtub like this before I didn’t want you to- burn yourself.” Grell walked into the bathroom she saw the tub full of water Grell walked over and touched the water with her finger tips it was warm how did she get it to do that “I’ll teach you how to work it tomorrow right now you should take a bath you stink, it’s not your fault everything in the living world smells like horse shit” living world? So she was Dead this was no Dead she had ever thought of. “Your clothes are right here there’s your towel and there’s the soap” Grell looked at her both in amazement and confused “yes you can use the soap god knows you haven’t gotten to use any, well if you need anything call I’ll be in the other room reading” Grell got confused once more “your looking at me like you’ve never gotten privacy, you probably haven’t god, god knows a woman needs her privacy take all the time you need Dear call if you need” Abigail left the room and closed the door behind her.
A woman needs her privacy haunted Grell’s mind for a minute it made her feel all fuzzy for some reason, moved on from that and walked over to the mirror of at least that’s what it looked like. She looked at herself for a minute 
Was that her? The shape of her face, neck and shoulders were the same but her hair had turned a flame red color it was still spiky and short like she left in when she was at the hotel but it’s was now red no Dark brown to be seen anymore, she of course had glasses on Abigail put them on then she realized her eyes..... they were the same as everyone else she’d seen here. Grell didn’t know what was happening she shook it off for now and got undressed, she got into the bath and sat in the water for a while thinking she tried to peace everything together in her mind but couldn’t nothing really made since her mind was still a bit blurry though. Then it finally set in her sisters, her nieces ,she wouldn’t see them again would she. Russett was pregnant too she would never meet her sisters next child, they most likely hated her... she should have kept her mouth shut instead of freaking out like she did she had said nothing for so long how did she break Grell felt water run down her face, what did she do ,she should have just shut up. Her father was right about everything she did deserve everything that had happened to her,
She was horrible. 
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toriminatorlyn · 3 years
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Callie Tealeaf - DnD Halfling Bard
Callie is a 96 year-old halfling. She is kinda innocent for her age due to being sheltered most of the life by her caregiver. The only love she ever knew was from her old master/caregiver who took her in after the lost of her parents to a group of giants. This unnamed teacher was taken from her suddenly after her training as a bard was almost over and all was left was his viol, the one instrument he never could teach her. 
Now she is on an adventure with a demented tiefling Lucius, a sexual half-elf Ayla and a friendly dragonborn Balasar. Everyone in this group was shocked over her age and deemed her the grandmother of the group, even though she still has many years to go (she could live to be up to 150 years old). After a while, she even started to be seen on the 7′ Balasar’s shoulder, as it was safer than walking her 3′ 6″ self around the awful terrain. She tries to help anyway she can but it does seem difficult when everyone isn’t as lawfully good as her. Maybe while adventuring, she will find her true love since she is a sucker for a pretty face and it is all she wants ☺️.
Her appearance is Wine Red, Wavy Hair (this was the only red the picture had), light purple eyes, and a pale, small frame. Her hair is normally down with some space buns to pull back some from the face. She has also obtained a scar after being grabbed and captured during battle with a grell.
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liveblog: kuroshitsuji, ep. 113-117
Episode 13:
"i agree that our country would benefit if all those nouveau riche fresh from india disappeared"
Sir Arthur couldn't care less that ciel is actually a child
I love how they say so much surrounded by a crowd
I'm...
Please...
What are these indian accents
Like it aomehow goes in and out???
Could they not have found someone to do this consistently????
I'm truly asking for any lau/ciel fics. It doesn't even have to be sexual
Could you fucking IMAGINE!!! someone barging into your home and fucking ordering you about
I would die and kill them
Hinduism 101
Lau!!!
"schedule" in the british accent is... Wrong
Baldroy feeling hismelf after being called "chef" he's a cutie
Finny is too cute!!
Sebaatian literally AMAZED!!!! that the servants can do aomething properly
Sebas looks like he couldnt a single fuck about agni's background story
Ciel absolutely does not care about soma's journey
"unlike you, i am a busy man"
Soma has the balls, he really does
I havent played old maid in... A long time
Episode 14:
Agni and soma's are pretty consistent, so maybe they just didn't care about the crowd
This british dude who imports indian goods sounds so EVIL
Agni's torn between two masters
Oh he's crying tears of blood
No big deal - just fonna go into some guys house and trash it
"his powers are born of something we could never understand, of complete love and trust in another person"
TELL HIM HOW RUDE HE IS BEING, SEBASTIAN!!
Sebastian really out here killing soma though damn
Ciel's strength of character always stuns me
"you're a naïve idiot; i don't want to chaperone you."
Lau!
How cute that soma's scared of sebastian
The food illustrations are always so pretty!!
"you don't know real curry"
I feel like the voice for West would work GREAT as sebastian's voice
So... Ciel gave sebastian the idea of putting chocolate in the curry???
I dont remember the manga so whatever
The crystal palace!!! Reminds me of the greenhouse at the botanical gardens
I like that mina and soma have different skin colors
I admire agni's devotion to soma
Oh angela getting her claws into something again
Victoris actually made an appearance??
Episode 15:
Me as lau and ran mao NOT singing "gos save the queen"
Not that i know the words, of course
Oohhh the queen's servant looks remarkably like angela...
The tea i have has no flavor because i've steeped all the flavor out of it :(
Agni is JEALOUS of the bond between sebas and ciel
Oh someone out magic dust in their curry
Yooo one of the judges sounded like stewie haha
Viscount druitt is... A mess
Literally blinded by curry i love it
CURRY BUN!!!!!
Druitt is such a diva
Ah, yes, i forgot about soma
Yo mina sent West flying
So... The magic dust.. allows the possessed to sniff out the unclean??
"she is spossessed by the evil spice"
I've never watched an episode of food wars, but this sounds like a plot point
I... What a ridiculous plot point honestly
Eat a curry bun made with kindness and happiness to combat the evil spice???
And ciel's right in that it's a fucking joke that the "good" curry was made by a demon
Sebastian is agni's friend!!
Episode 16:
Who the fuck are these blonde people
Is this another filler episode
Losing sebastian to a chess game
Lame
Sebastian absolutely has that keeping silent to fet more answers thing down pact
Sebastian is an asshole and i loce him
Ciel can't even tie his own shoelaces i'm dying
Sebas really has patronizing as an art form
Oh looks like a crypt
"...but for a king i find you to be extraordinarily powerless"
CIEL IS SEBASTIAN'S TRUE MASTER
"i've always been faithful to the master i truly serve"
Anticlimatic damn
"you can't move forward without the pain"
Fact
Episode 17:
Undertaker!
Imagine... In the manga, grell choking undeetaker
Can't imagine it but that would be just as funny as the anime
Angela's twin's name is ash, nice to know
Oh a book that has cinematic records??
I.. forgot pluto existed
I'm somehow very interested in this episode haha
Oohhh the mark of the noble beast!!
Imagine a child coming up to you and calling you "unclean one"
The audacity honestly
Sebastian being seductive like the devil he js!!!
I love this
IMAGINE BEING FUCKED SO WELL BY A DEMON THAT YOUSEE HEAVEN!!!!!!
Literally a fantasy i hope i can live out one day
I wonder why sebastian hasnt told ciel that theres soemthing shifty about angela/ash???
"a meaningless life is a grave sin"
Damn i'm going to hell then
Can tou be considered "clean" if you still lust!!
Why...is sebastian washing ciel with gloves on
Also: ciel gets to be part od the choir because he's a young boy like...be less obvious haha
Angela is a legitimate angel
I really forgot all this
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bapydemonprincess · 4 years
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“You make my heart happy.” with Mey-rin and preferably Sebastian if you can do that again? That last story with them was so cute!! ^w^
Thank you!! Uh, I hope you don’t mind me doing something short, I’m not up to top form right now, but I did want to try writing, so I hope you don’t mind this! It also is another OT3 between Sebastian Mey and Grelle, hope that’s ok too. :3
They’d all gone out to a big winter ball, everyone of them dressed to the nines in the loveliest formal wear, and even when getting to the ball, Mey-rin and Sebastian had gotten to meet up with their lovely red reaper, who twirled around gloriously in a glistening red gown, trimmed with white fluff at the bottom, and her long hair magically up in a huge nest of a bun.
“What do you think, my little snow bunnies?” She’d asked the two, and of course Sebastian Michaelis, in a stunning dark pitch tuxedo and the darkest red vest she’d ever seen, gave the reaper a galliant bow and looked over her entire form with the sweep of his red eyes, instantly transfixed and glimmering. 
“Getting to see you here and in such a bright, glorious gown to fit this night is just the perfect surprise, rufina. How you even manage to get away to be with us is truly a Christmas Miracle.”
Of course this made their reaper turn red in the face, slapping her equally bright red gloved hands over her face and squealing a little.
“Oh stop, you will make me burst, Bassy! And we haven’t even started! Now, let me get a good full look at my Mey Mey..” Grelle purred as her eyes had locked onto the other woman, and she too a step closer to grasp Mey-rin’s hands.
Of course, in such a public event, the lady reaper knew she could only do so much before rising ire with the damnedable humans who didn’t truly understand love, but she did what she could to show her little human lover she was absolutely smitten with her as well and happy to be in her presence.
“Where did you get this gown, my dear? It’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen on you!” She cried, squeezing Mey-rin’s smaller hands.
“Oh- well- I- N-Nina insisted she do the honors of fitting me one, yes.” Mey-rin mumbled out, a little overwhelmed of the attention she was suddenly getting, not only from Grelle but also having Sebastian’s firm big hand behind her and always pressed to her waist, like maybe the man was a little afraid to let her go.
Before Grelle could respond to this news, though, Sebastian spoke up. “Don’t worry, I was keeping an eye on them when I could. I believe Nina knew by now my intentions and knew her days of putting her hands where they did not belong were over.” He looked quite proud of this as well, for the butler who was also a demon was very selfish when it came to what he knew to be his. He stood proud next to Mey-rin, chest puffed a little bit, as if he’d won a grand prize and was the proudest man there to do so.
Grelle nodded firmly in approval too, coming in even closer to Mey-rin and quickly giving the girl’s rosie complexion a firm kiss on the cheek.
“Good!” She said simply, and then her seriousness was gone as she grinned again and pulled a little at the other girl. “Come on now, let’s go to properly blend in with all the others at th drinks table! Bassy likely has to get back to the brat for a while anyways!”
Indeed work still called for the butler, who deflated a little, but still nodded and smiled to his ladies. Especially giving Mey-rin a reassuring look to know that if anything should happen, he’d be there in a flash.
It had all gone pretty smoothly from there, as she and Grelle indeed got to bustle about, talking about this and that like some kind of horrid Christmas party going on in the reaper realm’s office and Grelle being very much glad she had somewhere else to be.
And Mey-rin just filled her in on the familiar shenanigans at the manor. Nothing much new, just their young master’s only family as always coming along and trying to cheer the poor gloomy boy up with presents. Especially his fiancee, whom he currently had to spend time with now.
And the evening went on, Mey-rin being lulled by the music slowing, watching out as all the couples danced, and occasionally glimpsing Sebastian across the way.. Seeing a similar longing in those red eyes of his, but.. different as well.
Grelle, too, stayed right by her the whole time, swaying back and forth, back an forth, as if to make up for not having a partner right now. And at one point, she threw caution to the wind a little and grabbed Mey-rin’s hand, simply to hold it while she kept bobbing back and forth.
Her look at Mey-rin said it all. She was happy just being here with her, even if nothing more happened tonight. And Mey-rin grew flush again, but tried her best to show she agreed by squeezing back.
At one point, though, something had changed, and Grelle suddenly let go of her hand. “Ah!” She gasped, staring out at something, but Mey-rin not being quite sure what..
“Grelle? What is it??” She asked, and reached out almost instinctively.
Grelle immediately turned back to her and grabbed her hand with both of her own this time, squeezing and staring into her face with such an EXCITED look that Mey-rin felt her anxiety start to kick up!!
“Come with me to a side balcony, love. There’s someone I know who has been dying to meet you!” Was all Grelle told her in explanation, and then YANKED Mey-rin forward, dragging her straight through all the dancing couples, and to two big glass balcony doors. 
Once she’d pushed the girl out into the dimly lit balcony, only the glow from inside making it easy to traverse, Grelle finally gave her little flustered maid a firm kiss, nearly dipping her into a bow right there!
“Whuh- what was that for??” Mey-rin gasped out, blinking and tryng to get her glasses to unfog.
“For good luck, Mey Mey! For good luck!!” The woman gushed, and smooched her again, but this time on the forehead.
And then she drew back, backpedaling and holding her hands up in caution before her. “Stay right here, sweetie! It’ll only be a moment!!”
And then Mey-rin was alone.
She could only stare, wobbling in place after. Her mind an absolute mess! Why was Grelle suddenly so excited for introducing Mey-rin to meet someone? Was this a family member of hers that still lived in this realm and Grelle had stayed in touch with somehow?? Were the two on such good terms that she’d entrusted this person with knowledge about her love life over here?! About Mey-rin?? Oh wow, this had Mey-rin panicking a little! Was she about to be JUDGED by someone who’d known Grelle Sutcliff before she’d become a reaper?! Before ANYONE had known her before now??
Oh no, someone was coming to the doors. TWO someones. One was Grelle again, thankfully, the other a smaller woman. She looked almost up to Mey-rin’s height, though, and equally just as intimidated as they’d stepped forward.
But she looked so.. lovely. Her skin soft and almost glowing in the dark, hair pitched black and curled up in a loose bun, and her long deep maroon gown sparkling, shimmering with tiny flecks of sorts.
“Here we are, loves.” Grelle murmured, sounding already so satisfied even if nothing had happened yet. “I wish we could be inside for this so you two could share a lovely dance, but perhaps the silent night is better for this.”
“Yes, erm, he-hello,” Mey-rin spoke up and held out her hand to cordially greet the other young lady, “My name is um, Mey-rin, yes it is! And it’s a pleasure to meet you you, Miss..?”
The woman had smiled further and further as Mey-rin spoke, and Mey-rin wasn’t sure if her lips were purely black or an even deeper red than her gown. Was she making a fool of herself again? Oh dear..
“Michaelis,” the lady purred out, and lifted a dainty pale hand to put it into Mey-rin’s, curling around it tight and squeezing. Her eyes stayed glued on Mey-rin’s, gradually getting redder and redder as well. “Sebastian Michaelis.”
And Mey-rin was about to faint.
“Se… Se… Se-Se-SEBASTIAN?!” She shrieked a little loudly, followed by Grelle on the side slapping her hands over her own mouth and practically bending over, her muffled laughter squeaking out between her fingers here and there.
Sebastian simply stepped in even closer, tutting softly at the girl for making such a racket, and tilted herself in to give Mey-rin a soft, brief kiss on the right cheek while the girl was still frozen in shock. She couldn’t help it! Mey-rin’s reaction was just too adorable to resist.
“Well, what do you think, dear? Am I… anything like what you imagined?” Sebastian hesitantly asked, for despite her bold move just then, she still couldn’t help feeling a bit timid at finally showing her human lover this side of her.
“You… yo-you are…” Mey-rin mumbled out, starting to tremble in place, her lips quivering and her chest rising and falling.. Grelle noticed this and took a step in closer, too. All silliness gone.. Had they miscalculated?!
But suddenly Mey-rin was closing the gap, lifting her arms and wrapping them around the other, curling in all the way, moving one hand to the back of Sebastian’s head and pulling that in too. She started to whimper as she did this, and nuzzled her head up against Sebastian’s.
“Oh Sebastian, you’re so PERFECT!” She sobbed out, shutting her eyes tight. “This makes me so, so happy, yes it does!! Getting to see you like this! Getting to hold you!! Just.. just… having you in my life..” She felt tears streaking down her face and likely beginning to drip onto her love’s shoulder and back, but she couldn’t hold back now. “Y-You make my heart so happy, yes you do! You, a-and Grelle, and just bein’ here!!”
Grelle had not expected this turn of events, and didn’t expect to find herself tearing up now as well. “Oh goodness, Mey, what brought this about?!” She choked out, and yet didn’t wait for an answer. She just had to swoop in and join the two smaller ladies, wrapping her longer arms around both and squeezing too.
And Sebastian Michaelis, who was now a little bit crushed between both of her ladies, simply began purring against her will as she shut her eyes and beamed to herself.
This night in all it’s entirety had truly become a wonderful gift.
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nycttophilic-a · 5 years
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Red heels clicked on the granite walkway, her steps quick and rushed as she hurried through the hallway. She had gotten a bit distracted, she had to admit, and was now running behind schedule just a bit. Her next soul would be ready in a few seconds. 
Reapers had inhuman speed and so she shouldn’t have to worry, but she didn’t want to mess up her hair after finally getting it to do as she had asked for it to. Besides, the car accident is scheduled to happen right outside of the building, and so she wasn’t too worried about being late. 
A cute yet professional outfit donned her form, with a light pink blouse and black slacks to go with her red heels that matched her red rimmed glasses. Her messy, red hair was pulled back into a cute bun with little braids embedded in the locks that ended at the bun. Gentle blush, eyelash extensions and mascara, red lipstick, she just felt pretty in this outfit. And that put her in a good mood.
Grelle reached into her red purse and pulled out her schedule as she walked outside, right as the two cars hit each other. 
Ernest Barnes died on impact. It didn’t take long for the reaper to determine that the man wouldn’t have done anything worthwhile with his life.
As the cinematic records were absorbed by her schedule, Grelle sighed and looked at the wreckage. So many damn car crashes... She almost missed the horse driven carriages from so many years ago...
@butler-in-black
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abybweisse · 5 years
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Anime episodes and BotA vs Manga Masterpost, part 2:
Here’s part two of a reply to this anon ask:
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Season 1 episodes (cont.):
11. “However You Please”. Ciel recalls the night of the attack and the fire, and of his parents’ deaths. Lizzie becomes distraught and goes missing. While Sebastian tries to compile a list of suspects of whomever might be taking these girls, Ciel is encountered by Grelle, who says it’s because of a puppeteer named Drocell Keinz. They go to a tower where Grelle fights off animated dolls, and Ciel tries to stay out of Deocell’s grasp. Sebastian shows up at throw tower, too. Drocell strikes me as an anime parallel to both the manga’s Joker (and the troupe from the circus arc) and Blavat Sky. Joker and the circus troupe for kidnapping children and Blavat for luring in the general public and taking/keeping Lizzie. The circus troupe and Blavat both use music and general fanfare to attract their targets... and there’s a use of drugs in both cases (to make the kidnapped children not realize what’s happening... and to make music hall visitors sleep while blood is taken from them). The dolls, created by Drocell, from these girls recalls not just the lobotomied children in Kelvin’s manor and the brainwashed people at Sphere Music Hall, but also Undertaker’s Bizarre Dolls. None of this makes it into the anime until the “Book of Circus” and “Book of the Atlantic”; the blue sect arc hasn’t been animated (yet), but many aspects of it are foreshadowed or paralleled in the first two seasons of the anime.
12. “Forlorn”. Sebastian saves Ciel, but Lizzie is still under Drocell’s control, and she attacks Ciel. This is a lot like how Lizzie in the blue sect arc has joined the side of real Ciel, Blavat, and Undertaker... for now. Sebastian and Grelle release Lizzie from this manipulation before she can be turned completely into one of those dolls, defeat the apparently dead-girls-turned-dolls, and then defeat Drocell... who turns out to be nothing more than a corpse-turned-doll, too. Then they try to confront the supposed master, but it, too, is a puppet of some sort, controlled by another from some distance.
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Why Sebastian doesn’t immediately pursue it has not been answered to my satisfaction. Anyway, he doesn’t. Lizzie throws a 13th birthday party for Ciel. This birthday party completely replaces ch14 in the manga. Meanwhile, the little puppet goes to its true master, who turns out to be Angela Blanc. This is one of the many reasons why I think John Brown in the manga is a parallel to Angela/Ash in the anime: John Brown is seen many times using a hand puppet of the deceased Prince Albert to placate the queen when she despairs in mourning for her late husband....
13. “Freeloader”. This (and the next two episodes) is a greatly altered anime adaptation of the curry or yellow butler arc from the manga. Ciel and Sebastian meet Soma and Agni, who are looking for a runaway servant, Mina. Sebastian is stunned by Agni’s agility, then the tables are turned, and the Indian prince and his khansama end up at Phantomhive manor as unexpected guests. We get the story of Kali, and we get the fencing match (that ends in a draw) between Sebastian and Agni. Agni gets the other servants to help with dinner, then he explains he’s looking for Soma’s former nursemaid, Mina, who has run off with some unknown wealthy Englishman.
14. “Supremely Talented”. Part two of the anime adaptation of the curry/yellow butler arc. They discover it’s Harold West, a wealthy merchant, who has wed Mina and brought her to England. We get the deer-headed Sebastian scene, but then Sebastian tells Soma that Agni will abandon him one day. Ciel, on the other hand, tells Soma to never give up on his goals, citing his own parents’ deaths as his example. There are many departures from canon in this, since manga Sebastian praises Agni’s loyalty, and manga “Ciel” tells Soma he’s foolish for caring about some servant who has left his service. There is then mention of a curry festival to be sponsored by the queen... and West’s intention of using Agni’s mastery of curry-making to win the contest. Agni recalls his own shady past and Soma’s actions that saved him. At the curry contest, Mina is seen and confronts Soma with the fact that she left his palace (and India) to escape the caste system. Queen Victoria shows up at the beginning of the contest with her butler, Ash Landers; this is a departure from the manga version in two major ways: in the manga, she shows up at the end of the contest just in time to break a tie between Agni and Sebastian, and in the manga, she is accompanied by her horse-master, John Brown... along with the aforementioned hand puppet of Prince Albert.
15. “Competing”. Sebastian uses chocolate as the revealed secret ingredient in his curry and makes curry buns (just as in the manga). Agni relies on not just his culinary skills but also blue lobster, much to the Viscount of Druitt’s enjoyment (also in the manga). However, here a third competitor uses a mysterious spice provided by Angela. Sebastian wins with his curry buns, but the people who tried the curry made with the mysterious spice become possessed and violent; order isn’t restored until each of them is forced to take a bite of the curry buns. (This reminds me of s2’s Hannah using one glass instrument to control people until Sebastian uses another to break the spell.) Afterwards, Soma and Agni simply return to their homeland. That is another of the biggest changes to the curry arc, since those two stay in England in the manga; they are sent to manage the Phantomhive townhouse in London and play important roles in other arcs. In order to fix this, they had to be brought back to the anime later....
16. “In an Isolated Castle”. Abandoned Ludlow Castle is on the Phantomhive estate, and it’s been slated to become a hotel and resort (with a bathhouse, I believe). The workers are too spooked by the ghosts of two princes assassinated four hundred years ago — Edward V and his younger brother, Richard, Duke of York. Ciel loses a game of chess to this Edward, and Edward selects Sebastian as his winnings. Ciel orders Sebastian to serve as butler to these ghosts of Edward and Richard. Ciel and Sebastian find a secret passage in the castle. The mystery of their deaths is solved, and they thank them for it and depart from the human realm... as Ciel promises to leave the castle as is; he won’t renovate it. This story is vaguely based on the true story of those two princes having gone missing (and presumed dead) from the Tower of London. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_V_of_England It can also be suspected that this was included as a very vague reference to real Ciel and his younger brother, our earl, who had both gone missing after the attack at the manor... and to brothers Luka and Jim Macken/Alois Trancy in s2, who were finally reunited in death. Oh, but then again, this can also be seen as a parallel to the green witch arc, since Sebastian has to serve Sieglinde as her butler for a time... and a secret passage is discovered that leads to the truth of the mysterious curse upon the village and surrounding woods.
17. “Offering”. Ash Landers informs Ciel of an abandoned monestery (in Preston, Lancashire) taken over by a cult that could be a threat to the government (and the crown). Ciel and Sebastian gang up with Grelle and Undertaker and find out that reaper library copies of numerous cinematic records have been stolen. They go to the monastery. Sebastian “does what Sebastian does” to a nun named Matilda Simmons 😉... and learns that the cult has a “doomsday book” to recruit new members. It exposes their pasts and makes them seek salvation through purification rites. Ciel, Sebastian, and Grelle witness a “cleansing ceremony”. Ciel is later summoned and taken away by Angela, revealed as an angel. Though we don’t know yet how the blue sect arc ends, the parallels developing here are pretty strong.
18. “Transmitted”. Angela uses cinematic records to force Ciel to recall his past and tries to rewrite them with new memories — an attempt to make Ciel give up on his quest for revenge. Ciel stops this attempt by himself. Sebastian and Grelle go to the reaper library and seek help from William, who explains that an angel cannot change the past but can only change one’s impression of the past. (Visions of John Brown and that Prince Albert puppet come sharply to my mind again.) Angela then uses a cinematic record to trap Ciel in a meadow to face some fake representation of his parents — another attempt to make Ciel let go of his quest for revenge. Again, Ciel thwarts her attempt. Angela then traps Ciel, Sebastian, Grelle, Undertaker, and William in the reaper library... then she leaves and sets to “purify” all the members of the cult. Undertaker places a special bookmark in the library copy of Matilda’s cinematic record to magically transport Sebastian, Grelle, and William to the chapel where Angela has gathered the cultists. Angela destroys the building, monks and nuns evacuate as best they can, and Angela escapes from the scene. It’s this episode where we get the first anime reveal of Undertaker as a reaper. Here, he’s treated as the legendary reaper to whom even babies willingly gave up their lives. He collected the souls of Robin Hood and Marie Antoinette. Grelle pulls back Undertaker’s bangs and immediately falls for him.
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However, it’s William who makes these proclamations about Undertaker, while standing in front of a statue of Undertaker... depicting his appearance during his active soul-collecting years. There is none of this scene in the manga, at least not yet. In the manga, we don’t learn Undertaker used to be a reaper until he reveals this himself during the Campania arc, which is later adapted for anime in the movie, Book of the Atlantic. Herein lies the major cause for confusion on the part of the anon who originally asked about all this. Again, we don’t know yet how the blue sect arc ends, but it’s possible that our earl and Sebastian end up learning more about Undertaker through William or another reaper. And the anime reference to Robin Hood suggests that Undertaker is indeed old, possibly even by reaper standards. The oldest timeline for Robin Hood in a story is AD1194... in Ivanhoe, by Sir Walter Scott. It’s also the first time the name Cedric is shown in print, since Scott came up with that spelling from similar names. More on that later....
19. “Imprisioned”. John Stanley, who worked for the queen, is found dead in The Thames, and Ash wants Ciel to recover something from the corpse. Ciel goes to Lau and finds out about a new drug called Lady Blanc. The drug is also found in large quantities in one of the Funtom warehouses, so Ciel and Lau are charged with drug trafficking, but Lau escapes. Ciel is separated from Sebastian, who ends up in the Tower of London. The arrest orders came from Ash; the drugs had been planted there. This looks similar to our earl in the manga getting arrested by the Yard for impersonating his older twin, plus false, planted evidence of our earl being Lord Sirius coming in as blood vials found on the property... only for our earl and Sebastian to escape and then to end up at Lau’s opium den and discussing plans to leave England.
20. “Escaping”. Sebastian is tortured by Angela in the Tower of London, where he admits to having previously done all sorts of things, like causing the Black Plague. In the manga, he has yet to admit to much of anything in his past beyond attending events at Schönbrunn Palace, where he apparently learned the Viennese waltz. Meanwhile, Fred Abberline declares his loyalty to Ciel, but Ciel pursues John Stanley’s case on his own. This reminds me of Abberline in the manga trying to keep our earl’s hands clean during future investigation, and I bet there will be more about this later in the manga. Ciel frees Sebastian merely by summoning him with the contract. In the manga, the other servants, minus Tanaka, free both our earl and Sebastian from the carriage taking them to the Yard. They get onto Lau’s boat as Lau and Ran-Mao are trying to flee the country. Sebastian duels Ran-Mao while Ciel faces off against Lau. Abberline steps in just in time to get killed by a blow from Lau meant for Ciel. As of ch147, our earl, Sebastian, and the other Phantomhive servants (except Tanaka, who is at the manor) are at Lau’s opium den... just after he and Ran-Mao had saved them from the pursuing Lord Randall and other men from the Yard. So far, they seem to be working together, and Lau has set aside plans to use an escape boat for himself and Ran-Mao. At least for now; it’s actually our earl and Sebastian talking about leaving England. However, it could be that they disagree again before the two parties go separate ways.... Anyway, Sebastian strikes Lau (but apparently doesn’t kill either Lau or Ran-Mao, as they explain later in s2). Then Sebastian and Ciel leave the boat as it sinks. So, in the manga, we are waiting to see how things go with Lau and Ran-Mao back in action... plus whatever happens when Abberline pops back up; seems he’s been taken off the case, but I doubt he’s quit working on it....
On to the third masterpost to continue this comparison between anime and manga.... (Uh, probably not until tomorrow. These first couple posts took me several hours to reacquaint myself with s1 anime episodes and type.)
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grelleswife · 3 years
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😍 for our red reaper Miss Sutcliff!!
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The reaper giggles and playfully wags a finger at you.
"A maiden's love should be a close-kept secret, darling, like a locket worn next to her heart."
"Oh, come on! You're about as secretive as a fishwife gossiping at the marketplace," you scoff.
Grelle titters again, her cheeks stained red with passion.
"Weeeeell, I guess I could give you a hint or two. You can be my confidante; I'm about to burst from keeping my feelings hidden away for so long. But I shan't say her name!"
The goddess clasps her hands and presses them to her bosom as though she's about to recite a monologue.
"My lady love is colder than the bitterest winter, like ice whose freezing touch burns me. Even Snow White couldn't boast such skin of purest ivory, or such glorious black hair—though my darling wears it tucked out of reach in a bun, would you believe! What a tease!"
Her voice drops to a lioness's purr.
"But this woman is more than a fragile fairy tale princess; she's wickeder than the queen who made the poisoned apple, and when she's angry...oooooo, her eyes flash hellfire!"
She wraps her arms around her midriff and squeezes her eyes shut, giving a delighted little shiver.
Before Grelle loses herself in reveries, you clear your throat, and she sighs, "Alas, the governess cruelly rebuffs me, but that only makes me want her all the more. The thrill of the chase drives me onward! She may try to put on haughty airs around me, but I know a charade when I see one. If we weren't meant to be together, then why does fate lead us down the same path time and time again? I'm convinced our love is written in the stars! Seba—my pretty black rose just needs to swallow her pride and accept that."
Grelle hastily covers her mouth, lest she make another slip of the tongue, and you grin. You should have guessed that your friend had set her sights on the Phantomhive governess.
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adambstingus · 5 years
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The 15 Most Idiotic Monsters In Dungeons& Dragons History
Stranger Things has drawn Dungeons& Dragons cool again, even if the picture does take place in an era when playing it intended gambling getting your foreman jostle into a toilet. Back then, repudiating “youre ever” a D& D participate was abortive — bullies could reek it on you. But would the favourite kids have taunted us if they truly understood the rich, expansive nature detailed in D& D handbooks? Yes, they would have, because said handbooks were full of shit like …
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The Roving Mauler
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
A visual approximation of Mufasa infected by The Thing .
Where It Went Wrong:
Besides looks a lot like a microbrew brew mascot created by a decorator who mischievously misread the instructions, the Roving Mauler is little more than a biological indebtednes. Does his head stay still while the rest of his mas travels pinwheeling around the desert? What’s to remained his cervix from clicking? If his head goes spinning around with the rest of his organization, how the hell does he recognize where he’s going with the scope whirling around his field of vision like a kaleidoscope?
And where is his lion dick during all this? We’re acquiring it’s between one of those pairs of legs, so given the options, he’s either going to have a dick-chin-beard, a dick-earring, or a dick-devilock. And that’s just awkward.
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The Gelatinous Cube
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
The Gelatinous Cube is a huge blocking of oozing that prowls through the perfectly square hallways of D& D , relishing anyone foolish enough to walk instantly into it.
Where It Went Wrong:
Unless an meeting plays out exactly like the steamroller incident in Austin Powers , we fail to see how the Gelatinous Cube ever kills anybody who’s not either glued to the storey or fast sleeping. In happening, we’re pretty sure the Dungeon Master’s Guide reads: The first actor to request “Can’t I merely get out of the way? ” automatically demolishes the Gelatinous Cube .
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The Knell Beetle
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
The Knell Beetle is a nine-foot-long flesh-eating bug with a monstrous trumpet on its manager that kind of reaches it look like Snidely Whiplash.
Where It Went Wrong:
Clearly this is an example of miscommunication between the writers and the prowes department.
“We need to form him a bit more peril. Give a huge cornet on its head.”
“Huge horn, got it.”
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The Senmurv
What Is It?
The Senmurv is a wolf/ eagle hybrid, developed without question by a person who is with a dreamcatcher hanging from the rear-view mirror of their pickup truck. Each successful attempt copes 1d6 of liberty .
Where It Went Wrong:
The Senmurv is what Toby Keith becomes every full moon, and as such, it fails to impress us on any conceivable grade. The only thing more ludicrous than depicting this beast clawing feebly through the sky like a Technicolor ValueJet is guessing it was seeking to stand upright on two hind legs never make for the project. Actually, more ludicrous still is imagining this beast’s idea, which apparently involved a wolf, a giant tropical chick, and agonizing howls from within a gloom of neon feathers.
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The Demi-Lich
What Is It?
The Demi-Lich is a soul-eating floating skull which bides its experience on a galleon full of preciou waiting for the Goonies to show up.
Where It Went Wrong:
Besides looking like a Pirates Of The Caribbean alarm clock, the Demi-Lich seems to possess no tactical advantages of any kind. It just kind of moves around, “re all waiting on” “states parties ” of heroes to smack-dab it out of the air like a pinata. We believe it could try to burn you, but the illustration above kind of stirs it looks a lot like the jaw is fused in place. Man , now we feel sorry for it.
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The Brain In A Jar
What Is It?
As its epithet indicates, the Brain in a Jar is a brain in a container. This is a compromise of its original reputation, “Brain in a Gnarly H.R. Giger Phallus.”
Where It Went Wrong:
… It’s a intelligence in a cup. Just kick it over, who’s going to know?
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The Digester
What Is It?
The Digester is a man-sized character that sprays its digestive juices onto its victims, like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly or the lunch crowd at a Golden Corral.
Where It Went Wrong:
We be acknowledged that spitting battery-acid in someone’s face is pretty harsh. However, the Digester seems to be in hopeless need of a honcho, and one or two limbs. So if that initial explode of bulimic violence starts wide, it’s maybe screwed. Those talons look nasty, but again, with nothing but two hind legs to substantiate it, the thing is going to go toppling over with the first kicking, hilariously mailing gastric acid raining down its own torso.
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Moon Rats
What Is It?
Moon Rats gain fierce intelligence as the moon becomes full, for reasons that are not adequately explained.
Where It Went Wrong:
Rats that become super smart under the full moon are only helpful as scoundrels on Chip And Dale’s Rescue Rangers . Sure, they may hatch an ingenious plan to overcome the entire city while be standing smoking cigars and drinking scotch, but once the sunbathe comes up, they’re back to devouring nappies out of the garbage. Solidify frame and bun credits.
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Ash Rats
What Is It?
Ash Rat are rats that are on fire, all the time, for no explicit reason. This somehow establishes them even less dangerous than their aforementioned non-flaming brethren.
Where It Went Wrong:
Walking into a battle while already engulfed in flames applies you at a pretty hefty disadvantage. Realistically, all the heroes have to do is wait a few seconds for the rats to burn down to gristle, or merely knock the damn things out of the way because they’re fucking rats.
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Grell
What Is It?
The Grell is a moving beaked brain with jellyfish tentacles.
Where It Went Wrong:
So the D& D world certainly uses the whole “floating” thing as a crutch to construct ridiculous-looking demons that would never be able to travel on ground unless they were buckled into a auto seat in the back of a Chevy Malibu. Likewise, while the Grell is undoubtedly suited for the job of frightening nine-year-olds, we don’t feel it would constitute a serious challenge to a seven-foot-tall barbarian warrior that sucks the blood of the collapse. That president has the seem of something he could unfit by poking it really hard with his finger.
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Atropal
What Is It?
The Atropal is a stillborn god-fetus risen from the dead to embarrass everyone following the conclusion of 2001: A Space Odyssey .
Where It Went Wrong:
Despite possessing superhuman the authority and being metal as fuck , the Atropal is, at its core, still nothing but a dead fetus. Here’s a general rule for undead animals: If the thing wasn’t all types of threat when it was alive , it’s likely not going to be any more of a problem in its slower, decomposing form.
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Hippocampus
What Is It?
When you were a little kid and somebody mentioned “seahorses, ” this is what you envisioned in your mind.
Where It Went Wrong:
The Hippocampus simply doesn’t seem like it would pose much of security threats. It sort of was like an ancillary attribute from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , like its call “wouldve been” “MerMare” or “Aquaestiran, ” and it would help the Turtles contact Atlantis before the city goes stolen by Bebop and Rocksteady. That becomes us think this mortal was intended to be one of the good guys, but would something working for such forces of good have that douchey chin whisker?
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Porcupine Cactus
What Is It?
The Porcupine Cactus explodes whenever something gets near it, blanketing the bordering orbit with a seam of thorns and internal organs. This is gross.
Where It Went Wrong:
Aside from the pointlessly redundant combining( How about an “eel snake” ?), the freaking thing blows up at the first clue of task. Just hide behind a tree and convulse a squirrel at it or something.
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Anguillian
What Is It?
Anguillians are a multiplied of humanoid eels which live in a patriarchal society under the sea. Judging by the lance and Sarlacc mouth, things down there aren’t quite as whimsical as Sebastian the crab would have us believe.
Where It Went Wrong:
Buddy, you’ve got a mouth strung with millions of razor-sharp teeth and vast terrifying crab claw for handwritings. You do not need to try to jab parties with a sharpened stick.
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Gelun
What Is It?
The Gelun is a character that has to live in the desert to evade completely freezing into a block of sparkler, sort of like exactly the opposite of Mr. Freeze.
Where it Went Wrong:
Being encased in something that isn’t a monstrous robot clothing actually restraint your duel capability( discover Brain in a Jar, above ). Really, the Gelun’s best hope is that passing cliques of wanderers carve its frost prison into an angel or a swan or something instead of chopping its disclosed head off.
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The 15 Most Idiotic Monsters In Dungeons& Dragons History
Stranger Things has drawn Dungeons& Dragons cool again, even if the picture does take place in an era when playing it intended gambling getting your foreman jostle into a toilet. Back then, repudiating “youre ever” a D& D participate was abortive — bullies could reek it on you. But would the favourite kids have taunted us if they truly understood the rich, expansive nature detailed in D& D handbooks? Yes, they would have, because said handbooks were full of shit like …
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The Roving Mauler
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
A visual approximation of Mufasa infected by The Thing .
Where It Went Wrong:
Besides looks a lot like a microbrew brew mascot created by a decorator who mischievously misread the instructions, the Roving Mauler is little more than a biological indebtednes. Does his head stay still while the rest of his mas travels pinwheeling around the desert? What’s to remained his cervix from clicking? If his head goes spinning around with the rest of his organization, how the hell does he recognize where he’s going with the scope whirling around his field of vision like a kaleidoscope?
And where is his lion dick during all this? We’re acquiring it’s between one of those pairs of legs, so given the options, he’s either going to have a dick-chin-beard, a dick-earring, or a dick-devilock. And that’s just awkward.
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The Gelatinous Cube
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
The Gelatinous Cube is a huge blocking of oozing that prowls through the perfectly square hallways of D& D , relishing anyone foolish enough to walk instantly into it.
Where It Went Wrong:
Unless an meeting plays out exactly like the steamroller incident in Austin Powers , we fail to see how the Gelatinous Cube ever kills anybody who’s not either glued to the storey or fast sleeping. In happening, we’re pretty sure the Dungeon Master’s Guide reads: The first actor to request “Can’t I merely get out of the way? ” automatically demolishes the Gelatinous Cube .
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The Knell Beetle
Wizards of the Coast
What Is It?
The Knell Beetle is a nine-foot-long flesh-eating bug with a monstrous trumpet on its manager that kind of reaches it look like Snidely Whiplash.
Where It Went Wrong:
Clearly this is an example of miscommunication between the writers and the prowes department.
“We need to form him a bit more peril. Give a huge cornet on its head.”
“Huge horn, got it.”
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The Senmurv
What Is It?
The Senmurv is a wolf/ eagle hybrid, developed without question by a person who is with a dreamcatcher hanging from the rear-view mirror of their pickup truck. Each successful attempt copes 1d6 of liberty .
Where It Went Wrong:
The Senmurv is what Toby Keith becomes every full moon, and as such, it fails to impress us on any conceivable grade. The only thing more ludicrous than depicting this beast clawing feebly through the sky like a Technicolor ValueJet is guessing it was seeking to stand upright on two hind legs never make for the project. Actually, more ludicrous still is imagining this beast’s idea, which apparently involved a wolf, a giant tropical chick, and agonizing howls from within a gloom of neon feathers.
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The Demi-Lich
What Is It?
The Demi-Lich is a soul-eating floating skull which bides its experience on a galleon full of preciou waiting for the Goonies to show up.
Where It Went Wrong:
Besides looking like a Pirates Of The Caribbean alarm clock, the Demi-Lich seems to possess no tactical advantages of any kind. It just kind of moves around, “re all waiting on” “states parties ” of heroes to smack-dab it out of the air like a pinata. We believe it could try to burn you, but the illustration above kind of stirs it looks a lot like the jaw is fused in place. Man , now we feel sorry for it.
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The Brain In A Jar
What Is It?
As its epithet indicates, the Brain in a Jar is a brain in a container. This is a compromise of its original reputation, “Brain in a Gnarly H.R. Giger Phallus.”
Where It Went Wrong:
… It’s a intelligence in a cup. Just kick it over, who’s going to know?
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The Digester
What Is It?
The Digester is a man-sized character that sprays its digestive juices onto its victims, like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly or the lunch crowd at a Golden Corral.
Where It Went Wrong:
We be acknowledged that spitting battery-acid in someone’s face is pretty harsh. However, the Digester seems to be in hopeless need of a honcho, and one or two limbs. So if that initial explode of bulimic violence starts wide, it’s maybe screwed. Those talons look nasty, but again, with nothing but two hind legs to substantiate it, the thing is going to go toppling over with the first kicking, hilariously mailing gastric acid raining down its own torso.
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Moon Rats
What Is It?
Moon Rats gain fierce intelligence as the moon becomes full, for reasons that are not adequately explained.
Where It Went Wrong:
Rats that become super smart under the full moon are only helpful as scoundrels on Chip And Dale’s Rescue Rangers . Sure, they may hatch an ingenious plan to overcome the entire city while be standing smoking cigars and drinking scotch, but once the sunbathe comes up, they’re back to devouring nappies out of the garbage. Solidify frame and bun credits.
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Ash Rats
What Is It?
Ash Rat are rats that are on fire, all the time, for no explicit reason. This somehow establishes them even less dangerous than their aforementioned non-flaming brethren.
Where It Went Wrong:
Walking into a battle while already engulfed in flames applies you at a pretty hefty disadvantage. Realistically, all the heroes have to do is wait a few seconds for the rats to burn down to gristle, or merely knock the damn things out of the way because they’re fucking rats.
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Grell
What Is It?
The Grell is a moving beaked brain with jellyfish tentacles.
Where It Went Wrong:
So the D& D world certainly uses the whole “floating” thing as a crutch to construct ridiculous-looking demons that would never be able to travel on ground unless they were buckled into a auto seat in the back of a Chevy Malibu. Likewise, while the Grell is undoubtedly suited for the job of frightening nine-year-olds, we don’t feel it would constitute a serious challenge to a seven-foot-tall barbarian warrior that sucks the blood of the collapse. That president has the seem of something he could unfit by poking it really hard with his finger.
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Atropal
What Is It?
The Atropal is a stillborn god-fetus risen from the dead to embarrass everyone following the conclusion of 2001: A Space Odyssey .
Where It Went Wrong:
Despite possessing superhuman the authority and being metal as fuck , the Atropal is, at its core, still nothing but a dead fetus. Here’s a general rule for undead animals: If the thing wasn’t all types of threat when it was alive , it’s likely not going to be any more of a problem in its slower, decomposing form.
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Hippocampus
What Is It?
When you were a little kid and somebody mentioned “seahorses, ” this is what you envisioned in your mind.
Where It Went Wrong:
The Hippocampus simply doesn’t seem like it would pose much of security threats. It sort of was like an ancillary attribute from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , like its call “wouldve been” “MerMare” or “Aquaestiran, ” and it would help the Turtles contact Atlantis before the city goes stolen by Bebop and Rocksteady. That becomes us think this mortal was intended to be one of the good guys, but would something working for such forces of good have that douchey chin whisker?
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Porcupine Cactus
What Is It?
The Porcupine Cactus explodes whenever something gets near it, blanketing the bordering orbit with a seam of thorns and internal organs. This is gross.
Where It Went Wrong:
Aside from the pointlessly redundant combining( How about an “eel snake” ?), the freaking thing blows up at the first clue of task. Just hide behind a tree and convulse a squirrel at it or something.
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Anguillian
What Is It?
Anguillians are a multiplied of humanoid eels which live in a patriarchal society under the sea. Judging by the lance and Sarlacc mouth, things down there aren’t quite as whimsical as Sebastian the crab would have us believe.
Where It Went Wrong:
Buddy, you’ve got a mouth strung with millions of razor-sharp teeth and vast terrifying crab claw for handwritings. You do not need to try to jab parties with a sharpened stick.
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Gelun
What Is It?
The Gelun is a character that has to live in the desert to evade completely freezing into a block of sparkler, sort of like exactly the opposite of Mr. Freeze.
Where it Went Wrong:
Being encased in something that isn’t a monstrous robot clothing actually restraint your duel capability( discover Brain in a Jar, above ). Really, the Gelun’s best hope is that passing cliques of wanderers carve its frost prison into an angel or a swan or something instead of chopping its disclosed head off.
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If grell was in the circus in book of circus what do you think her act would be? I don't know myself bit I can imagine her decked out in a blood red burlesque type costume and he hair done up in a really pretty Bun with some really cute/cool circus eye makeup awww she would look so pretty!. Basically I'm asking cause I feel like you would have a good idea. I hope this is no bother :) also I wanna good side so I can draw a really pretty circus grell!
No bother at all anon, I love getting messages in my inbox :D uhm Toboso actually drew Grell as if she were in the circus once & I’ll reblog the picture as soon as I post this! I think her act would be something crazy & life threatening, like uuhhh maybe jumping through rings of fire or swallowing swords or,.,.,.something,.,..,.,hmm I can’t think of anything else but that’s the gist (´・ω・) //sorry I’m not that creative vndnhn please let me see if/when you decide to draw her !!
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From the Fictional Kiss Prompts, I was thinking number 2 for Grellfellows 🙈
Sorry it took me so long to get to this, fren!
#2: Moving around whilekissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/ontothe bed
This is in my main Grellfellows AU but is set in the present day. As such, Grelle is post-transition!Also, Grelle and Hannah are officially married. :3  There is NSFW under the cut, so please keep that in mind if you are underage or uncomfortable with this sort of content!
The Parisian lights twinkledinvitingly outside the windows of the little apartment where Mrs. and Mrs.Annafellows currently made their abode. Evening had spread her gossamer wingsover the enchanted city, and the two were preparing for a party hosted by a fewof their new mortal friends. Hannah was ready and waiting, clad in a sparkling,lilac dress that contrasted well with the warm, brown tones of her skin, a daringslit along the side exposing her left leg up to the thigh. Her tresses tumbleddown her back in silvery splendor. Hannah’s gaze drifted over to the Junoesquewoman busily applying makeup in front of their full-length vanity mirror,humming snatches of some popular tune. Grelle’s red silk dress, which nearlyreached the floor, displayed her lily-white shoulders to perfection and was cutstrikingly low in the back. The curve of her spine was clearly visible, as wellas the faint battle scars etched on her skin. Not wanting to dwell on Grelle’s troubledpast at the dispatch prior to her desertion, Hannah let her eyes travel downward,lingering on the pretty waist and ample hips that begged to be held. Surgicalprocedures and hormone therapy had finally given Grelle the body for which shehad yearned all these years, and the goddess glowed with happiness andcontentment. The sight made Hannah’s own heart want to burst with joy. That joywas doubled when Hannah’s attention was caught by the silver wedding-band onGrelle’s finger, shining in the lamplight. Applying the last of her lipstickwith a flourish, Grelle spun about to face Hannah.
“How do I look, darling?” she trilled, tiltingher head to the side and flashing her spouse a charming (albeit carnivorous)smile. The plunging décolletage (She’s really filled out beautifully,Hannah marveled), the impeccable makeup, the scarlet hair carefully gathered ina bun that showcased her swan-like neck… Grelle Annafellows was a lady down tothe last detail.
“Irresistibly, delectablykissable,” the demon whispered, stepping forward to take Grelle’s hands in herown. In danger of running late, they should have headed out the door at once. Bethat as it may, Hannah gently brushed her lips against Grelle’s. Surely a singlekiss wouldn’t hurt. But as Grelle made a maddening, almost indecent sound inthe back of her throat, Hannah found herself deepening the kiss, grip tighteningon her wife’s arms. She wasn’t certain who made the first move, but they somehowstarted walking, knocking against a chair here, a table there, until they werestopped with a jolt as Grelle bumped into the wardrobe. Hannah knew they shouldpull themselves together and hurry off, but when Grelle was so eager and enticing…Shehastily plucked away pins and hair ties, allowing Grelle’s locks to fallfreely.
“I thought we were attendinga party tonight, my flower,” Grelle drawled in sultry tones that made the bloodrush to Hannah’s cheeks.
“Oh, I think we can enjoyourselves just fine here, don’t you agree?”
“But what of the wondersof Paris?” Grelle protested in mock-outrage as Hannah meticulously kissed herway from the reaper’s collarbone to just beneath her jaw.
Capturing Grelle’s facebetween her hands, Hannah reveled in the sight of her wife—the laughing, audaciouslycrimson mouth, the eyes that glowed with an otherworldly luminance behind herunruly bangs. And her soul, burning with vitality and ferocious beauty. A fireof roses.
Ma chérie. Mon trésor. Awhole city of lights shines within that spirit of yours.
“You are my Paris,” thedemon replied before kissing Grelle on the lips, pushing the other womanagainst the wardrobe in her impassioned haste.
Fumbling slightly (how couldher hands not quiver at the feel of Grelle yielding little by little toher touch or her soft, pleading whimpers that begged for “more, more,darling”?) Hannah unzipped the reaper’s dress, which fell about her feet in asilken whisper.
“You were a vision inthat dress, my love,” Hannah crooned as she removed Grelle’s bra, tossing itaside before proceeding to run her hands reverently over the luscious curves ofthe reaper’s body.
“But it looks even better off.”
You tremble so, littleone. Can you feel how I, too, am shaking?
“That’s exactly why Ibought it,” Grelle giggled impishly. “I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist me.I could feel you sneaking in looks when you thought I didn’t notice.”
“You cunning little vixen,”Hannah laughed affectionately, her eyes crinkling. After being married to thedemon for over a century, Grelle knew her wife’s foibles well.
“Aren’t I awful?” theunrepentant Grelle purred, glancing up at Hannah coquettishly through herlashes.
“The worst and wickedest,”Hannah whispered before kissing her forehead. She gasped lightly as the reaperreached round her back, greedily unfastening the clasp that kept her own dressin place.
“Fair is fair, mon coeur.If I show mine, you simply must showyours.” After easing Hannah’s dress down, Grelle reached up to cradle theheaviness of the demon’s breasts in her hands, squeezing until her nails bitinto the flesh. Pleasure, hot and enticing, roiled beneath her skin. “Hnnn,”Hannah moaned, leaning in to kiss Grelle once more, biting at her ambrosiallips. The reaper slowly began to move sideways, tugging Hannah along with her.It only took a moment for Hannah to realize that her wife was leading herinsistently toward their bed. Thus they staggered onward, clutching at eachother in feverish urgency, mouths frantically maintaining contact. What did Hannahcare if she almost tripped over the high heels they kicked off with suchreckless abandon? She held a goddess in her arms.
They swiftly tumbled ontothe bed. Hannah shifted until she and the reaper lay flush, rocking her hipsand smiling as she felt Grelle’s back arch. “We’re both going to be in shamblesby the time this is over, aren’t we?” Grelle breathed rapturously, vivid, absinthe-greeneyes glittering.
Hannah slowly caressed Grelle’selegant bottom lip with her thumb until it was coated with the vermilionlipstick that the reaper had so recently applied. On a whim, she smudged abright, dramatic red line across Grelle’s face, right beneath the eyes. Warpaint fit for a lady. “In ruins,” she chuckled. They both laughed at that,giddy with anticipation. Truly, the best way to spend an evening was with eachother.
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