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assemble an IKEA piece of furniture
#IKEA#furniture#furniture assembly#I am not sponsor#I'm legitimately curious#I've already put together two or three IKEA type things#it was pretty cool to do#as long as no one came to tell me to hurry up
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Inspirational Furniture Assembly Dialogue
On the 22nd, Polycakes (me and @polychromicron-persei-8) will throw a new fanfic grenade into the GOAD Smut War. Until then, we wanted to share some dialogue that inspired The Long Road to Meatballs (Rated Explicit, mind the tags).
Now, I know what you're thinking, and you're right: furniture assembly isn't typically something that inspires smut, but here we are, nonetheless.
While we ended up not using this bit of text, we thought it was funny enough to share.
Inspirational Dialogue:
Aziraphale stared at the instructions. “It says, ‘attach legs to top of bar—part C—aligning brackets. Use screw F to attach—'”
“Wait, what? Read that again.”
“Attach legs to top of bar—part C—aligning brackets—”
“Let me see that.”
“Crowley, I'm reading to you exactly what it says.”
“Just…give.”
Crowley snatched the assembly instructions from Aziraphale’s hand and stared at the paper.
“Attach legs to top part of bar—part C—aligning brackets.”
Crowley surveyed the array of bars, screws, nuts, and bolts scattered around the room. It looked like a construction site that had failed every safety inspection.
“Which is part C?” Crowley asked.
“I guess it's the one with brackets.”
“All of them have brackets!”
Aziraphale sighed. “I don't know what to tell you.”
Crowley looked at the instructions again.
“Attach legs to top part of bar—part C—”
“Trust me,” Aziraphale interjected. “Reading it again is not going to make it any easier.”
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That’s a very big assumption furniture company. This household may have 1 total adult.
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uh oh.
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IKEA needs to make pet steps.... You know the ones that sit against the sides of beds or couches so old or small dogs can easily get up and down? Yeah those. I'm putting together a set now and the instructions are not great, the quality is horrid, and the way you have to assemble it is outrageous. Pls. I just want a logical set of easily assembled IKEA steps.
#fox thoughts#ikea#adulting#pets#pet stuff#doesn't help that my hands (especially my knuckles and joints) are especially painful rn#furniture assembly#uggghhhh knuckles stop aching challenge when?!
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Scrutiny
- written by Minerva Cerridwen; photo by Ava Kelly
For ten years the humans had schemed, constructed, and carefully coaxed, and now they’d achieved their goal. Under the guise of a furniture-building company, they were finally invited in the realm of the gods to deliver the new cabinet they had designed: fit to hold divine ideas and otherworldly suggestions in a neat system of transparent folders. What was much more important, at least to the humans behind this great plan, were the loads of cameras, microphones, and wiretap installations integrated everywhere in, on, and around the cabinet.
They had spent so much time praying for a sign. If the gods weren’t going to send any clear answers on what the Right Way was for them to live, the humans would simply force them to reveal their secrets.
The employees who made the delivery didn’t get to spend much time in the godly realm, as the filing cabinet had been meticulously prepared and was easy to assemble—but that didn’t matter, because they would soon learn much more about that mysterious place anyway. The recording came through, clear and uninterrupted, and at first it was just a series of exclamations from the gods about how beautiful the cabinet was, how much easier the new filing system would make their work.
But then one of the gods introduced the first suggestion that would be placed into the folders: “You know how humans think we can constantly see everything they are doing? Maybe it’d be a good idea to actually start spying on them, if they’re coming up with such wonderful inventions. I’m sure we could learn a lot!”
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[Image description: On a background of slightly wrinkled white sheets of paper, there is a smattering of long, silvery steel nails and very-dark-red glass spheres; white light falls onto the objects in such a way that bright red shadows from the spheres contrast with the black shadows of the nails and paper wrinkles.]
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Links to the artists’ websites and social media: [x]
#nails#gods#mythology#cabinet#furniture assembly#fantasy#flash fiction#photography#scrutiny#anniversary#10 years#360th edition#para 360#ava kelly#guest photographer#360
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One day, I really ought to just go buy a proper rubber hammer.
#real life#furniture#furniture assembly#I enjoy furniture assembly#but tool improv rarely works at all#random thoughts
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#living room#living room furniture#living room aesthetic#living room inspiration#living room ideas#living room inspo#living room interior design#interior aesthetic#furniture assembly#white couch#luxury furniture#home decor inspiration
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Spent most of the day refinishing my mom’s 1950 table because the top was pretty damaged and I guess I’m just going to quit my job at this point and become a handywoman
#add this to the other shit I’ve done at the new house including#furniture assembly#installing a water filter#pantry/spice drawer organizer#upholstery cleaner#and so much more!!#I’ve been to the hardware store more times in the last six months than I have in my whole life
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Episode 2 of Flipping New Houses!
https://www.twitch.tv/WingerB17
Seriously, y'all, I LOVE this game.
https://www.youtube.com/WingerB17
#autistic as fuck#twitch affiliate#furniture assembly#livestreaming#game of year?#goty?#lgbtqiia+#house flipper 2#mental health#gender coin#text to speech#reading aloud#plural system#invisible disability#senpai notice me#notice me senpai#interior design#cleaning
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Foresight not included.
#Yours Trudy#webcomic#comics#artists on tumblr#comics on tumblr#178#do it yourself#furniture assembly
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