You're the Most | Chapter 3: Do What Daddy Says

Andie finds Evan more interesting than they expected.

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Evan leaned his head on his hand thoughtfully, like he was admiring a fussy kitten. Irritation sparked in their chest at the thought that he might be looking down on them, but it was snuffed out by the velocity of their heartbeat. "What? What's that look for?" "I'm just seeing why you and Nico are such good friends. You're equally pedantic," he said. Andie suppressed a growl. As a rule, the only people who read them like that were women over age fifty. "I ought to throw this drink in your face for that. You're lucky the mouth of this can is too narrow."  "Precisely what a pedantic person would say." He shook his head, voice breathy and judgmental. "Wow. Didn't realize you were such a salty bitch."  His snooty expression broke, and his shoulders quaked with laughter. They were broad shoulders, and Andie could see their muscle definition through his shirt (which was a truly heinous shade of magenta). His hair was thick, the color of straw that you might scatter across a garden bed to protect seedlings. Except, instead of coarse, it was gathered in fluffy curls that looked so soft, Andie had to fight the urge to touch. They shoved their libido away like it was a yappy terrier they were hiding in their shoulder bag on the bus.

#HashtagTag day 3, and Evan has a question.

I wouldn't think about it too much, Evan. Early localisation was... weird.

...Shoutout to Noble :)

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More concept art from Evan Brooks: Studio Series 86 Gnaw

More concept art from Evan Brooks: Studio Series 86 Gnaw

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The amount of positive responses to making Evan/CC Cassie’s dad further inspired more Alive AU content

Golden Freddy Friends

It begins...

Chasemarsh sketchdump 2

Pic 1: fluff and shoulder hug

Pic 2: Kate protection squad + racially ambiguous queen Stella + the Blackwell student body + Victoria headshot

Pic 3: Courtney and Taylor being cute and stupid, Chloe and max shocked

Pic 4: max being fucking cringe

and it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it holdin’ all this love out here in the hall

~exile, Taylor Swift

The ones you really shouldn't have killed. Like man murdering these Kids was the worst decision you ever made

Design stuff undercut

For those who are wondering these are all of the golden Freddy kids From most of the fnaf universes. I should also tell you that these are my designs for everybody! They look very different in Canon...

At the top is Cassidy and The golden Freddy kid from the movie. I gave them similar ghost designs because they have similar Ways of acting

The black kid with the paper face is Michael Brooks from the silver eyes trology. I've changed his design a lot so he Would be distinct from the others and for fun. His face is made out of paper since his real face got caved in.

The robot in the trench coat is Andrew from the fright books. In Canon he wears an alligator mask but I found that boring so I took a lot more inspiration from the stitch wraith when designing him.

And of course front and center is everyone's favorite little ghost boy Evan!

Not exactly Christmas but I hope you like it

Chapter 2: Path of Least Resistance

After rage quitting Unified Theory Press, Evan has some trouble walking and, you know, figuring out what to do with his life.

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After leaving Unified Theory Press for the last time, Evan Brooks made it all the way to Sandy Boulevard before his brain finally rejoined his body. He stood, blinking up at the marquee to the Hollywood Theater, lightheaded enough to wonder if he was actually awake right now or if he'd just imagined it all.

When someone brushed past him, surrounded by a stink-cloud of skunk weed, he yelped.

"Arrr, you're blocking the crossroads, matey," said a dirty man in a frayed, stained red coat. There was a green wooden parrot somehow fixed to his shoulder, and he was wearing an eye patch, bandana, and high black combat boots. Yup. Jury was still out on whether he was hallucinating.

A woman in a fleece jacket and prescription sunglasses weaved around him, sighing dramatically. It was then that he realized this was all real, and he was having his personal crisis in one of the most inconvenient places possible to everyone around him. That point was underscored by a blaring horn to his left. Someone with a long black beard and a Blazers cap behind the wheel of a vintage BMW sneered at him.

"Okay, okay, fuck, I'm going," Evan said out loud.

"Go back to Palm Springs, cocksucker," the guy shouted out his open window.

"Don't knock it 'til you've tried it," Evan shouted back before he could reconsider, because apparently he was in self-destruct mode but also fuck that guy. Fortunately for him, the guy had already zipped around the corner before the words were out of his mouth.

Evan felt the inexorable laughter coming to a boil in his stomach. Fortunately, he made it all the way to the other side of the street before it came out of him in a continuous stream of cackles. The hysteria really took hold, as he stumbled over to the bench facing the doors of the theater.

He leaned his elbows on his knees and buried his face in his hands as he let the madness truly take over. Because he didn't have anything else to do for the rest of the day, or the foreseeable future.

He seriously just did that. He just quit his job. No two weeks notice, no formal letter of resignation—just pure spite and impulsiveness.

Day 06 of this #HashtagTag run. I'll probably take a break from it for now, but it's been fun doing things (if something of a roulette due to whatever's trending any given day).

Hopefully Evan has a safe landing. Those jumps are pretty high up.

Happy Father's Day to the dads of 911

(Sperm Donor Day is in three days. Sorry, Buck! 😶)

random things

The cryptid art1st (with a 1 in place of the i in the word artist)

I am dying to know

Who is older, Evan or Elizabeth?

Tiny redhead of rage does not like being reminded she is the youngest and therefore, Father’s bottom of his inheritance