I don't even want to click on the video but I saw this facebook reels thumbnail and burst out laughing and wheezing

☆

wait bc her face is literally "😦"

also everyone may be falling for jax, but lemme say something. I also am falling for jax... he hot.

Random night thoughts:

Part 2 (I prolly won’t remmbar this in tha morning lol)

I was just thinking about how headpats are like just to a whole nother level of god like power. Like the other day, hanging with some friends a cloud 9 and I’m not even kidding, my friends runs her fingers through my hair hovering me headpats (not a ship) and I am not even joking when I say I literally dead collapsed. Im not even joking my legs gave out and a fell down onto her asleep for a good 30 seconds before I was woken up. Either than bish drugged me, or I just have a weakness….

Imma go kill myself if this shiz a weakness bc holy shit! I just.

*perfectly fine*… 💥 *Dead asleep* LIKE 🫡

A-thankyou for your time friends

for my end of the year foosh compilation do i go for best of rage moments OR himbo pt 2......

Feeling gross wanna puke cuz this guy who has a crush on me (he doesn't he just idealizes me and my hijab) proceeds to sit close enough to me in class so I can hear him talk with his friend. Guess what subject he choose to look attractive! guess guess! Homophobia, queerphobia, fatphobia, ableism and who knows how much more he got in his disgusting guts

I know he is projecting himself onto me but oh does it feel awful to know I inspire homophobia to muslim men who try to "flirt" with me ew ew ew ew ew

In his eyes I read "oh wow how to impress this religious woman haha ik I will criticize any guy a bit effeminate because feminity is such a low thing Aha oh wait she has to know what I think about fat ppl who are so lazy for not trying to get skinny oh yeah she should know I'm bullying this guy with my friends lol look at him he is diFfeReNt lol is she looking at me hehe mso handsome and viril yay"

i dont like timblr

Ermmmm guys I might need to promote my ko-fi more due to hearing aids expenses that will leave me almost moneyless for a few months among other things

oufhg im having c!tommy thoughs

sorry,

what is the item thats in limited number this series ?? like it used to be only one enchanting table, and sugar cane was always super hidden but now so many people have it out in the open. AND with keep inv on stealing things is gonna be a lot more difficult because you can only take from chests, not from bodies. is it totems ????? or like. saplings maybe

Btw all you wholesome people that go on about finding whimsy and joy in the world have infected me to the point that I said stuff like that to my actual boss. He was ranting about people making the world sound so full of despair and I honest to God told my boss

"But there's like, soup. How can the world be so full of despair when there's soup in it"

And he agreed btw

what an ugly cat !!

Like. I can almost understand people who want Jay White himself to be a serious wrestler. If you only watched match highlights then maaaaybe you could be tricked. But when people are like "he was in bullet club! He needs a cooler more serious stable than the gunns and juice!" Thats when I know we are concern trolling. Why is this such a common critique. If you think Japan Bullet Club is always cool and never cringe or weird I must assume youre a bullet club members burner and even then!

eight eight eighT 8 EIGHT 88 &;; 8-

& XTRA;; a photo of agents 8 + 4 im 99.9% certain captain 3 keeps in their wallet くコ:彡