I think mayhaps that Batman should exclusively be a member of the Justice League Dark. He doesn't really like working with people but also sometimes John Constantine is like "You know Batsy, If you help me save the world by proxy it saves Gotham" So he does begrudgingly. But only sometimes when they need help with some things because he's like a very good detective and sometimes you need that! But also mostly I just want the rest of the Justice League to not believe that The Batman is real??
There's an issue that they need dealt with and they think it's a demon so they call Constantine and he's like "nah mate, this is just weird ritualistic sacrifices, I got a call to B-man on this one"
And Superman is like "haha The Batman isn't real... Right?" And then they meet him and he is very much real.
And Diana is all like "Oh Clark you silly, obviously The Batman is real" But internally she's like "holy shit The Batman is real???"
Green Arrow still doesn't believe it because he keeps missing any mission that The Batman happens to go on and he's like "If The Batman was real my best friend Brucie Wayne would have told me so. Brucey said that the Batman is just a scare tactic created by the Gotham Police department" So he's pretty sure that the rest of the Justice League is just playing a long practical joke against him specifically
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why,, do hou weiree so esexyx. im gonna cry, your writing js so sexy as much as your art is, its even in the format of what phhsicl books have like,, i could smell the scent of margarin being spread across a pan first befoee you began cooking up the most delicous scurmptious meal ever, seanoned, and well marinated even, and its just the appetizer...
HELGFP THIS ASK IS SENDING ME IT'S SO FUNNY NOOO THANK YOU SO MUCH!?#@$!@?# 😭😭I am for sure not a writer (or one that deserves this much praise tbh) but I'm glad you like it!! Thank you for taking the time to read through my silly rots 🥺👉👈
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Fic snippet #1: VegasPete
Pete squirming below him almost satisfies him, almost makes that suffocating feeling in his chest disappear. He's pleading for Vegas to stop, he shouts that he can't breathe, he apologizes. Everything falls on deaf ears; Vegas doesn't give a shit, he's killed men for nothing before, what makes Pete any different?
All of that is true until-
"Dad…please stop…"
Vegas lets go of his neck like he got struck by lightning and almost falls off the bed.
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I FEEL DIZZY I AM NAUSEOUS AHH!!!!!! ten's reaction to hearing "bad wolf" makes me SICK!!! literally a nothing reaction literally so unimportant literally maybe 10 seconds long. but also. I am so fucked up that hour long special took me like two with how many times I just paused it to get up and pace around my house LOL
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i love this account so much. thank you for running it its a source of joy every time theres a new post
Ahhh, thank you! I adore seeing messages from people saying how much they love this blog. It completely makes my day...who am I kidding, my week- I'm glad it brings you joy!
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