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spacedace · 11 months

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Dp x dc idea:

Danny & Co joining the Justice League and everything...but it's that wonderful DC AU where Bruce died in Ethiopia instead of Jason and Tim decided to be Dad (TM) of Jason's Robin and runs around as kid Batman for awhile (eventually becoming full legit Batman).

Danny & Co joining up after all of that, they have only known Tim as Batman (and for fun let's make this Brian Dead where Danny & Tim are dating, or are dancing around each other, maybe Super Brain Dead because I love Kon being involved).

Anyway, Tim is Danny & the Pham's Batman...and then they ended up accidently in the normal DC universe and meet Bruce Wayne Batman and immediately are like "Press X For Doubt" about the whole thing

Danny, squinting suspiciously: who the fuck are you?

Bruce: I'm Batman

Danny: No the fuck you aren't

Elle: Yeah no way, I know Batman, Batman's a sleep deprived twink

Tim (as Red Robin) walks in

Danny: holy shit they fucking shrunk Red Robin

Tim: What??

Elle: Okay what the fuck, first Batman isn't a twink and now Red Robin is???

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #danny fenton #tim drake #dani phantom #danielle phantom #bruce wayne #jason became red robin in the universe they came from #Danny: wait who's red hood?#eventually everyone takes their masks off to sort stuff out and it's just #Danny: Wait Matches Malone is Batman in this world???#Bruce: what #Danny: you're the guy that used to be a gotham goon right? in our world you found damian and brought him to us #Danny: and i guess everyone kinda just adopted you as their new uncle and you never left #bruce has to reboot over the fact that his AU self upon undying & being dunked in the lazerus pit #apparently decided tk hide his real identity like jason did but instead of a rampage he became the cool uncle #clark has to tackle him to keep him from trying to orchestrate something similar in their world

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foofygoldfish · 5 years

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ALL THE QUESTIONS

The Basics

1. Give their full name, and describe them or post a picture! (Height, build, hair, eye, and skin color, etc.)

Claire Alice Riley! I’m... being lazy... so she looks like a 5′ tall Anya Taylor-Joy with bubblegum pink hair, green eyes, and a shitton of freckles!

2. How old are they?

26 years old at the start of the game, but turns 27 during! i just realised my math is fucked up oops

so i guess 25 turns 26 if she was born in 92

3. Sexuality and gender?

bisexual, cis female!

Pre-Game

1. How did they end up at the Hope County Sheriff’s Department? How long have they worked there?

She moved back after her sister told her that she was thinking of selling their parents house. Whitehorse offered her a job as a dispatch person/office manager, and she pretty quickly filled Danny’s hole in the department. She’s been back in the county for about four months as of the beginning of the game.

2. Relationship with Pratt, Hudson, and Whitehorse?

Pratt is practically family - he’s her brothers childhood best friend, and he quickly steps in as her surrogate brother as soon as she gets back and they realise who the other is. Hudson is protective, but tries to not get too attached, since she’s still mourning over Danny. Whitehorse is also protective, and was the one who convinced her mom to give up custody of her and her brother and send them to their uncle.

3. Do they have an education?

She has a bachelors degree in public relations!

4. Where are they from? Did they speak a different language there?

She was born in Hope County. She’s only fluent in English, though she knows a decent amount of Spanish and Korean, enough to hold a weak conversation.

5. Is there anyone outside the valley that might have come looking for them?

Not really - while she was closet to her brother and uncle, they are all shit at keeping in contact, so they don’t really get worried when Alice stops communicating with them.

6. Did they have a religious background of any kind?

She was raised Catholic, and stopped attending mass when she was in college. She doesn’t really believe anymore, but the traditions comfort her.

Inside Hope County

1. What was going through their head when the helicopter went down and during the subsequent chase?

.... I’m pretty sure it was just “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck”

2. Were they afraid of Joseph and Eden’s Gate? Angry?

Angry, mostly. She’s hated them ever since her mom joined when they first moved to the county.

3. Did they trust Dutch?

Somewhat. She was very wary, but he seemed to know what was happening, so she listened to him.

4. How did they feel about their team being taken by the cult, did they count them as lost, did they want them back, did they not care?

Alice stayed in Dutch’s bunker for a good day after she woke up, and fully intended on rushing straight for john’s bunker (since it was closest) and then to get sheriff dad and pratt.

5. How did they take to the idea of being part of, if not leading, the resistance?

Not really a fan, honestly. She’ll take the position, and she won’t complain, but it’s tiring to have everyone depending on her.

6. Which companions did they recruit, and who did they travel with the most?

....All of them. She usually has Jess, Grace, and Boomer with her.

7. Did they have time to find romance amidst the chaos? How did they do it?

lololol

she didn’t mean to

but... yep. i’m working on that fic.

8. Feelings about Joseph?

Ugh.

9. Feelings about the other Seeds?

Ugh why are you my brother in law, kinda cute, and uh hello there

10. How did they handle having to kill animals and other humans? Had they done it before?

She likes fishing, but hunting is not her thing. Humans? She froze after she killed someone the first time. She tries not to kill unless she absolutely has no other option.

11. Which canon ending did they choose in-game, and would you have changed the ending at all?

Pffffffff until New Dawn was announced, it was the “it was a hallucination” ending lol. She fights Joseph, yes, but the bombs weren’t real.

Personal

1. Favorite weapon(s)?

Her .50 cal pistol and her knives.

2. Stealth or firepower?

Sealth.

3. How did they spend their time, when not fighting peggies?

Fishing, flirting with Faith, helping Mary May at the Spread Eagle, hunting - basically (minus the flirting) trying to keep some sense of normalcy in Hope County.

4. Where did they live during the events of the game?

Her parents house in Fall’s End! Just behind the auto shop.

5. Any other facts you want to share about your Deputy!

Something like... three people know - in the future, a few years after she and Faith adopt Claire and Caro, they decide to have another kid. In the ND continuity, Pratt is the biological father of little David, and he miiiiight be in the main continuity too? I’m still deciding.

#deputy alice riley #sharky-broshaw #asks

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thebonezone66 · 7 years

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So I had a nightmare last night.

And it wasn’t one of those “Oh, super zombie vampires with lasers are going to get me” kind of dreams where you’re being stalked by some kind of fantastic threat or anything. It was a really mundane, surreal kind of dream that could have just happened in real life if the right cards were stacked. That kinda nightmare. The Adult Fear™ kind. Now normally I wouldn’t be sharing this with Tumblr or anyone short of my girlfriend right now because of how deep seated that ADULT. FEAR.™ actually is but I will be making an exception because of the details around it. Because they were fucking weird.

To give this context I have to explain my Adult Fear.™ I am pretty sure that I have a deep seated, psychological rage centered on my mother and the possibility of having to interact with her in any way feels like, on the surface, BARE MINIMUM more trouble than the headache is worth. The minute details of this are pretty much irrelevant to the story though. So I am currently estranged from my biological family and have not spoken to almost any of them for what will be eight years here soon. (Nearly half my life now. I am gonna be 25 in February.) Barring my youngest sibling Danny(Important) who I chat with online anywhere from daily to sporadically, I have pretty much no idea what is going on in their lives and do not care to know because of me basically equating them all to acquaintances rather than family.

The first part of my dream opens up with the double whammy that I’m in Florida(I live in Oregon right now) visiting my younger siblings for some reason and that I cannot afford a plane ticket back home. FOR WHATEVER OTHER REASON, I GUESS. Normal enough as far as uncomfortable nightmares go right? Well, it gets better. And I mean that legitimately. Cue first weird part of the dream. The house that I am visiting is my father’s old Kirkwood, MISSOURI home he had for a while before he ended up getting sick(Cancer, he died. Also important.) and having to sell it. I heard the psychology of dreams makes it so you tend to cherry pick details you’ve seen in life to populate a dream space and you don’t really dream of what you haven’t seen. So it didn’t feel too off. But then I get inside the front door, and Arin fucking Hansen and Danny goddamn Sexbang are sitting on my dad’s old stretch couch watching TV with my youngest sibling, Danny sitting between them. They hail me with this loud “EYYY!” that sounds like I just got hit with a surprise party and I Bless my idiot fucking dream self, just finger gun at both of them like this is the most normal shit I have ever experienced in my life and yell it right back. Like we all knew each other for some reason and it was just a thing I guess?? We interact briefly, fulfilling my apparent self insert fantasies because after I was done saying hello to Brett, the middle child and meeting his daughter, we’d all be taking off to go play PT which was secretly getting finished behind everyone’s backs and the Grumps got first dibs on playing it.

I get into the kitchen, and two things happen: 1. I finally accept that I am an Uncle and meet my baby niece for the first time.

2. My mom is there. And we get into a really heated argument because I had not spoken to hear in years. The details of this argument are again largely irrelevant to the plot of this story and dream me was legitimately bitter enough that I don’t want to recount it. (Least of all because Danny likely watches my Tumblr and I don’t want this somehow circulating back to her.) I got issues, is the takeaway from that. It ended with me telling her that she had pretty much learned NOTHING from our previous interactions, I fully disown her, my girlfriend’s mother has more or less adopted me and has done even in that brief amount of time a MUCH better job of being a mother than she ever had, and that I guess we could try this again during her Golden Years/on her death bed. (To give you even a SMALL idea of how bad it was.)

I storm out of the kitchen back into the living room and the GG are just staring at me grimly, and I realized that they heard pretty much every fucking bit of that ugly affair. Arin gets up first, thumbs outside. Both Danny get up and we all troup out and, I am fairly certain, steal my dad’s Dodge Durango.(IE what was mom’s CURRENT car when I moved out. They even had the keys!)

Before we even got in we were having problems because Arin is driving and he didn’t unlock the passenger side door. I decide this is fine however, because there’s a step up bar running the undercarriage and one of those fancy mounting bars on top of the vehicle. I hook my left arm up top and plant my left foot and wing it like Jack Sparrow. Eventually he lets me in when he realizes that I wasn’t doing it intentionally and none of us really mentioned it again. We drove for a while through what felt and looked like Southern California, which is interesting because I had only been there once. We all talked about videogames, the GG asked me about the argument I had with my mom and I had to explain what I told you guys more or less TO them. They were oddly sympathetic. To quote a brief part of that: Arin: “Fuck dude, that’s not cool. I’m glad you’re in a better place though.” Dan: “You were a lot less angry about that than I would’ve probably been.”

Which is again, weird because it feels like those blurbs should be flipped for one thing but it was more the awkward candid nature of the entire exchange that got me. So Arin pipes up eventually that he has a vague idea of where he is going and that we were “Maybe KINDA almost there?” Danny looks at brother!Danny and just. Pats my grown ass brother on the head. Dan: “We’re kidnapping you by the way. Which would have been better timed if I said that almost an hour ago.”

We pull into this Fallout 4 looking little gas station and convenience store that, I shit you not, feels like it should have walked out of the game set rust and all into the middle of an open desert. And there’s an old timey movie theater ticket stand in one of the buildings with a combination glass menu with neon bulb arrangement to its left. They were selling. ALL the beer and booze. Some chicken wings, other food stuffs and a ‘guest pass’ for the bathroom if you weren’t going in.

We all share this incredulous look because the doors on the right of the stand were giant saloon style swing ins. My dead dad walked out, honest to god dressed like a cowboy and tips his ten gallon hat at us before moving on to.. I don’t even freaking know. Dream me didn’t seem particularly fascinated by the implications of dream dad I guess. Then Arin turns to all of us and just says flatly, “Kojima is fuckin’ weird. This is where we’re supposed to be. WELL LET’S GO IN I GUESS.” So we go in. That’s when I woke up though because my body was getting cold enough that it got uncomfortable. Turns out my girlfriend stole all the blankets off my body. So I got new ones and marched over here to deliver this dream to you while it was still fresh. Enjoy I guess.

#OOC #It's quite a read #This is the first time I've shared a dream like this publicly #My mind is weird #Game Grumps

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