#DIOS MIO.
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my dad needs to understand that if he calls me at 4:30 AM when my mom has been put in hospice, i am going to assume that she has fucking died
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me voy a matar. manche la silla. COMO PUEDE SER SI TENGO DOS CALZONES UN SHORT Y PANTALONES. ???????
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i'm gonna say this from the bottom of my heart and with all the love in my soul but. 'digital nomads' should just die
#????? this was so .... embarrassing#sis please. fucking get out of my country.#arg vibes#boludeces y reclamos mios(?#argieblr#argieposting#dios no los soporto
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PEDRO PASCAL
October 09, 2023 | Los Angeles, California
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Menos mal existe esta red social para publicar cada vez que quiero culear.
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FACTS! 😂
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#meme#vegetta777#foolish#q!vegetta#q!foolish#PERO ESQUE ES VERDAD DIOS MIO! JAJAJAJAAJAJ#foolgetta#fooligetta#mcyt
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i made another comic w/ pep and noisette cause i couldn't resist. they're silly
here's the first one i did
#sklart#peppino#peppino spaghetti#noisette#noisette pizza tower#pizza tower#comic#dying again because i fucked up the ONE italian phrase#it's dio mio not the other way around#one of these days i'm unironically going to learn italian just so i don't fuck up again#EDIT: it's both#what the fuck#pixel art#pixelart
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fanart del otp d 2023-24
#danny phantom#valerie gray#dios mio no era mi intención hacer a valerie tan cunty en la primera foto nose q pasó#dp fanart#danny x valerie#sorry
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it's because of me- that's why he's late.
CUTIE PIE 2 YOU | EP. 1 [2023]
#cutie pie#cutie pie 2 you#cutie pie s2#cutie pie the series#yi x diao#yidiao#ay dios mio 🔥#nat natasitt#max kornthas#bl drama#asiandramanet#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#mor gifs cutie pie
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Can u draw danielle as a bartender?(if u want to)
I think it's been a while since I drew Danielle
#i suffered with this one#ask#anonymous#this anon is from a while ago. whoops#feels like a fever dream each time i check my askbox#edit. i saw you on twitter. i think.#edit 2. dios mio
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“¿Qué coño?”
Alexia Putellas x Reader
Summary: Part 2 of “Ay dios mio.”
Warnings: Swearing in both Spanish and English, VERY Suggestive, there will be more parts!, Asshole Alexia, cocky reader, both r and AP are assholes tbh, but more Alexia. Let me know if I’ve missed anything! 3rd part will be smut!
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Since the ‘incident’ in your’s and Alexia’s hotel room, you hadn’t been able to keep your hands off each other. The teasing had been constant, and you’re fairly sure Mapi and Ona, who usually is the most oblivious human to ever exist, had caught on.
But that certainly did not stop Alexia from continuing to tease you, and vice versa.
Briefly, while you’re asleep in Alexia’s strong arms at night, you find yourself wondering why you can’t just say you liked each other rather than hated each other. You had… little to no issue about coming forward to friends and family about the relationship, knowing both parties would be supportive as fuck, so you guessed it was Alexia who had an issue.
And she did. She had built up a reputation over the years of playing football, on the pitch she was a no nonsense, calculated player. Calm. Rational. Understanding. Everything you weren’t.
You weren’t rational, you weren’t calm. You’d snap at players and the ref whenever there’s a chance and Alexia was beginning to think you’d racked up more cards than Katie ‘McCard’ herself.
That’s why Alexia wasn’t comfortable coming forward, you went against everything she believed a player should be on the pitch.
Maybe it was petty, maybe it was really because she was scared, maybe it was (just a little bit) because she was scared of the ribbings she’d receive from Mapi and Lucy when she got back to Barcelona from international duty.
Yeah, it was definitely petty.
But she was finding it hard to think about that while your hand had found her muscled thigh under the table, your thumb stroking dangerously close to the place she wanted - needed - you.
She looked over to your face, the smug smirk you wore was enough to make her want to bend you over the table right here right now.
While no one else at the restaurant knew what was going on, due to the booth you were all sat having a weirdly long table cloth, which covered the ministrations your hand was making; Alexia definitely knew.
When you ghosted two fingers over her clit through her underwear under her dress, she had to fight to bite back a gasp, her hips very nearly bucking up.
You smile at the wetness you find, even through her underwear, leaning over to whisper in her ear while everyone else ordered, “¿Todo para mí, reina?” (All for me, queen?)
“Callaté.” (Shut up.) She hisses, shoving your hand away before ordering, her voice slightly shaky.
You ignore the looks from Mapi and Ona, who look from you to Alexia to Alexia’s flushed cheeks with disgusted faces, and order your food.
“Y/n, can I talk to you… after dinner? Please?” Alexia breathes through gritted teeth.
“Sure, Capitana.” you smirk, and you can practically feel her shaking with rage.
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A/N: this is more of a filler for the smut chapter, yes Alexia will be bottom as anon requested, sorry for it being so short even if it was just a filler, as mentioned in my katie fic i’ve been in and out of the ER so fic production will be slower. Lo siento in advance.
#woso#football#futbol#footy#woso fanfics#woso imagine#writer is not english#woso x reader#futból#suggestive#part 2#part 2 of ay dios mio#alexia putellas x y/n#alexia putellas x reader#alexia putellas#espwnt#barca femeni
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“Return my cross or else I’ll kiss you senseless.”
“Guess I won’t be returning it then.”
I had to get it out of my system or else I will not know peace. XD Trigun Stampede has taken over my life and Vashwood just slapped me in the face. Print
#trigun stampede#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun#nicholas wolfwood#my art#some gays in the desert or something sdfadsfadsf#i was so passionate drawing wolfwood's cross only for me to blur it so there is some effect... i am a clown#why did i even bother with it in the first place? OTL#nicholas is staring at Vash's eyes while Vash is staring at Nichola's lips#coincidence? i think not#i wanted to do sunset so bad idk anymore AHHAHAHA#vash's bionic arm was so fun too colour a shame i had to add nico's cross. vash's bionic arm = your sacrifice was not in vain#*to#dios mio i cannot english#i actually forgot to add in wolfwood's stubble that i had a clean shaven version for myself AHHAHAHAHHAHA#i talk way too much in these tags nothing has changed since years way back
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Please reach out to your local hitojaku fan because it’s a good chance we are not well
#I AM!!!! GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!#OHHHHH MEU DIOS#MEIN GOTT#DIOS MIO!!!!!!#IM SSO TIRED FROM THE ADRENALINE RUSH THEY GAVE ME#HHGHDHGFHGHHRGRGRGRGHT SEX NOW#oh yea and the pose is semi referenced from…… a certain Other series……….. iykyk….. being vague bc its a spoiler lmao#hypmic#hypnosis mic#hitoya amaguni#jakurai jinguji#hitojaku#my art
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