I skimmed through your blog and I could not fathom for the longest time why you got hate like nothing you said in any post should have triggered the response they had lmao

Because I made Zelda have a negative reaction to being asked the (invasive) question about wanting kids in the future, I am therefore a narcissist and egotistical maniac who exists only to stomp on other's headcanons/s

I should fucking kill myself

so yesterday was my last day of work, and my coworkers & i were chatting about our first impressions of each other

S: honestly at first i wasn't sure, i thought you might be a bit, idk, cunty? like smug and hard to please? obviously i was wrong, you're spicy sometimes but also one of the nicest people i know. but i remember something about your tone when you came out to everyone just made me think "ugh they're gonna be a lot."

me: well yeah i'm used to having to be pretty defensive about my pronouns, i wasn't expecting y'all to actually Get It.

J: can i chime in with a correction? i remember your first impression of charlie, S, and it wasn't that...

S: okay?? what did i think of them then huh :)

J: well after their second interview, when you asked if we were gonna hire them and we said yes, you said, and i quote, "darn, now i won't have the best butt in the branch anymore!"

S: oooh yeah true, i did say that!!! you do have a pretty great butt, charlie.

im just looking at my faves interacting while i rot the corner I stay in,,,it feels very much like attending a halloween party with everyone dressed up in cool costumes while I attended wearing like...an office suit, I'm just some guy 🙆🏻‍♀️

2 of my aunts are visiting us next weekend and this past week my dad was down in FL to visit his dad and saw his one sister while he was there, and apparently he warned her that I am now a "hardcore lesbian"

when you where just vibing on social media and somehow ended up on the anti feminist anti lgbtq tradwife side of it despite literally being a woc & trans & butch lesbian:

Apparently the speech and debate league I was deeply involved with in highschool is featured in Shiny Happy People and no one except my mother thought this was worth mentioning!!!

davi life update ramble yayyyyyyyy

anyway ya boi has a MDD diagnosis and meds now. turns out that being like. super depressed and tired isn't normal! who woulda thought (lol).

My therapist has been metaphorically smacking me with sticks also (i do suppose that's their job so) Therapist: so, you have this kind of personality, yes? you do not like to break commitments? Me: yeah? Therapist: So, promise me you will do X thing before you come in next week. Pit your anxiety about breaking commitments against the lethargy Me:.....I feel like this is cheating what the fuck you're making me manipulate MYSELF into self-care. Therapist: yes that's the general idea

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Credit: Seeding Sovereignty (FB)

oh HI BESTIE

has anyone seen that rent stabilization case they're trying to push to the supreme court cuz i'm ready to punch some idiots

I am An Adult and got the windows and gutters cleaned today, but unfortunately I am also An Midwesterner so I feel weird not cleaning while someone else is cleaning near me, even if I'm paying them to do it, so I wiped all the cat prints off all the walls and now I feel like I'm made of sweaty jello...

actually it'd be great if an asthma attack would kill me about now

I think if there was a fandom for my stories (which exist soley within my mind, several notebooks, three story writing apps and multiple google docs) then Azure would be misinterpreted as like, a good millionaire because he's gay and Mexican and therefore would obviously support their rights but no. He doesn't care if a politician wants every minority dead, if that politician supports revoking workers rights he's funding their campaign so he can employ 6 year olds. This man doesn't care if he can be arrested for sucking dick as long as he can't be arrested for having 22 hour work days. Also I think he'd actually be more evil than every other corporation. He'd kill them, take their companies and then make them even worse. If you hate rainbow Capitalism every month of June then get ready for this man selling pride shirts and maga hats in the same damn isle every day of the year including holidays because you know there's no holiday leave for his employees.

Helen, who was secretly a tory, ends up becoming an avatar of the Spiral- an Entity defined by gaslighting and abuse. Like. Yanno.

the funniest shit to happen to me is when i would hang out with dudebros from college and I'd recognise these classic rock songs (im musically illiterate btw) because of supernatural and they'd be like wow dude! you have such nice taste! and I'd be all thanks! and i wouldn't even know the band name half the time, just the song/melody