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afniel · 2 years

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I am An Adult and got the windows and gutters cleaned today, but unfortunately I am also An Midwesterner so I feel weird not cleaning while someone else is cleaning near me, even if I'm paying them to do it, so I wiped all the cat prints off all the walls and now I feel like I'm made of sweaty jello...

#it was a not insignificant amount of cat paw prints!#Jay doesn't believe in 'making turns' that's fake to him #he only believes in 'parkour off every available surface and conserve momentum like he's in a cat version of Mirror's Edge'#and he has very dirty little foots...#the walls are waist high in paw prints around every corner and up the stairs as a result #so that's all clean now and I'm dead as a result #real life nonsense

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