Art cred: marbipa on X

Can we just talk about this man?! I can't express how FERAL I am for this Migul right now.

Head Canon: He's a simp. Just the biggest simp for verbal words of affirmation. And he loves nothing more than for you to climb onto his lap and ride his thigh. He could go for days, gripping your hips and guiding you over that lovely thick muscle.

"Just one more, please, mi tesoro"

"So good, mi luz, such a good girl"

I'm dying!

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

How is Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves different from other blockbuster action films?

I exhale, content, as her fingers thread through my hair. I would happily stay like this forever, but the desire to pleasure her outweighed that greatly.

As you wish, dearest...

I turn her on my lap so her back was flush against my chest. One hand spread her trembling thighs further apart, the other holding her waist. I stroked her slit for a long moment, my chin hovering over her shoulder, before pushing a single finger inside her wet folds to the knuckle. I smiled at how she immediately clenched around me once I started pumping my finger, slowly, almost teasingly.

Does that feel good? You want more?

-- Kakashi

O-oh. Oh, kashi.

My head falls back on to his shoulder, neck rolling to nuzzle my nose into the crook of his neck. Offering the softest pants and moans as his finger teases me so expertly. I stroke at his forearm, feeling the muscles move from his actions and grinding my hips to fuck myself on his digit.

Feels so good, baby. Want more, need more... please.

I'm so impossibly wet, my thighs clench around the outsides of his knees and I'm trying not to let my legs close from the pressure building in the pit of my stomach.

have you considered not being a loser

never once in my whole life :)

I have Thoughts about them

every time i check the black sails tag it’s just people saying things that are technically true, but that’s as far as they take it?? What about the ritual sacrifice? the symbolic goat deaths? the murder rope?? zombie house???? we used to have fun on here…

Wardrobe Appreciation

↳ Esteban Flores (Elena of Avalor)

i will never justify why i like deh bc i don’t have to actually. i can just like it no qualifier needed

sometimes i am reminded of strange comments i receive on my art and i am still baffled.

[ID: Tags reading "your alice looks like shes adicted to heroin and I love that" end ID]

like. no, people who are addicted to drugs shouldn't feel shame over their appearances, ofc. but also Why Would You Say This To Me.

There's something I've noticed a few times both on my posts and other people's TGCF posts, which is seems to boil down to this belief that we're only supposed to talk about 'certain' kinds of things- specifically, stuff about TGCF that isn't already 'obvious'. And it's really shitty, not only because it makes the poster feel alienated and rejected to say something about XYZ only for people to leave comments saying "no, we don't need to talk about this" or "wow OP this is so obvious get some reading comprehension".

It's also shitty because it's a really dumb fucking thing to say. Beyond the chance that there are people out there who haven't thought about the topic of the post before, what kind of habits do you have as a fan that you expect people to always be finding new stuff to say? That getting excited over 'obvious' themes, tropes, or symbolism in the text is a sign of poor reading skills and not love for the story? Comments like these have astounding bad faith and lack of care to them, and they are poison to a healthy fandom. Some of us are here to stay, buddy, and we'll turn this dead horse into paste before we leave.

Shaming people and discouraging them from talking just because you aren't personally invested in what they're saying is antithetical to not only fandom longevity but also base human connection. If you're not connecting with what you're seeing, then fucking hell, shut the fuck up.

hhhhhhh i need someone in my fandom be into burps bc i neeeeeed burping headcannons for the guys i like😭😭😭😭 i cant make them myself and i know i’ll never get them:’)

Anon, I see you and feel this so much. It's hard being into something a bit more out there kink-wise or fandom-wise, but the intersection of both is even tougher. Believe me, I know how much it sucks for there to not be anything out there!

BUT while it might not be optimal, not all hope is lost. It never hurts to ask around in kink spaces if anyone else is into [x media]. Or alternately, simply try daydreaming. It might sound silly, but a good dose of fantasizing and seeing where your mind takes you can be a great way to come up with hcs. You don't have to do anything more with them or share them (though you always could)- sometimes there can be something enjoyable about finding kinky joy in daydreams all for yourself.

I feel too sick to sleep right now, everything's' too cold or too hot and I can't even breathe without thinking I'm gonna throw up

books & flowers

you’re controversial because you ship frans and dreammare and other things lmao

damn anon at least tell me something new!

at least i tag things for blacklist and curate my feed!

the lack of healthy boundaries some swifties have is legitimately concerning... it goes beyond parasocial relationships discourse and becomes a matter of basic decency