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croziers-compass · 6 months

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Tripped and fell when the words in the question being presented were: "your intended(n. mid 19th century)."

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sprnklersplashes · 2 months

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I think it says a lot about kaz brekker as a character that when he was nine years old he watched his father get crushed underneath a plough forcin ghim to leave his home and move to another city and it's only like the third most traumatising thing to happen to him

maybe not even because that boy went through some shit in those books

#six of crows #kaz brekker #leigh bardugo #kaz after dropping his toast: man this is sadder than the time my dad got crushed to death by a farm plough :(#jesper choking on their tea: I'm sorry WHAT

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harmonysanreads · 2 months

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LET'S GOOOOOOO (I'M NOT READY)

WH WHA WHAT IS THIS

THIS IS OFFICIAL???????

#RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TEA #...c-can i please be squished between you two ladies 👉👈#i'm so scared for my man aven and then there's this brainrot #hyv you owe me a free aventurine because i CHOKED when i first saw that #this is going to be one hell of a story isn't it #when was the last time i was this excited for a patch update again #harmony simps #hsr #acheron #aventurine #black swan #harmonysan.txt

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wolfythewitch · 11 months

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hi yes i cant even remember why im following you but i would just like to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the dilf mermaid man he invades my mind at the worst possible times

dilf mermaid....................... im glad you're enjoying yourself thank you

#spyoxin #wolfy tedtalks #i choked on my milk tea

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industrations · 5 months

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father

father why

why must i suffer

FATHER I AM SUFFERING

Father………

#i actually choked on my tea #father why is he suffering #space jellyfish

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kruemel8 · 11 days

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It's 9am and choral music makes me horny 🤦‍♂️

Wilmon is that you? 👀

#ngl #that made me choke on my tea #happy wilmon day to all of us #young royals

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emilylprentiss · 1 year

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I mean, the temperature in the room went up like 10 degrees when you two walked in.

Criminal Minds: Evolution | 16.02

#i choked on my bubble tea at this #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #criminal minds evolution #tvedit #emily prentiss #tara lewis #userevolution #userkayjay #usercats #tuserkei #wlwsource #im finally almost caught up!!#idk who to tag for this show anymore 😭#cm gifs #*mine

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cry-ptidd · 8 months

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snippets of anderson bullying alucard on c.ai

#hellsing #character ai #alucard #alexander anderson #andercard #shitpost #that app actually makes me wheeze sometimes it’s unreal #last one did make me choke on my tea

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hadeswearsprada · 11 months

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I love that Star Trek tos props come in one of two flavours: Nightmare fuel like this cunty handsome squidward mask that scorched itself into my child-brain when I was 5