#CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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"o noez!! fandom 1 is gonna end up liek fandom 2!"
"its gonna be as bad as xyz fandom"
"(insert character) is gonna be the next (insert character)"
SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
#undertale#deltarune#dont hug me im scared#loki series#homestuck#hiveswap#welcome home#the amazing digital circus#danganronpa#chittering#CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP#GO OUTSIDE OR SOMESHIT#I AM TIRED OF HEARING THIS SHIT#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#five nights at freddy's#fnaf
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it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.
it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.
at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.
yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.
they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.
#before any motherfucker is like <3#''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING''#shhhhh#unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude#one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like#taking coffee for granted#isn't something i can do#can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always#and having some pompousass person be like#MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since#''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body.#i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk#but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE#it's just like ableism all the way down innit#ableism and classism and#the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good''#also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information]#im doing GREAT actually#>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing#it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly
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lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.
save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3
#qsmp#shut up vic#block game brainrot#IT IS OK TO NOT ALWAYS POST SHIT THIRTY SECONDS AFTER IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!#for god's sake we have MONTHS of lore and bangers ok???#i still have a mental image of an art i wish i could make from BOBBY'S NIGHTMARE#HE HAS BEEN GONE FOR M O N T H S and you bet your ass if i can make it I WILL BE POSTING IT#SO. MUCH. SHIT. HAS. HAPPENED. who cares if it was months ago!!!!!!#it's ok to be a few days late!!! it's ok to be a few months late!!!!! don't tell me sorry for feeding me!!!!!!#part of me still lives in I'M NOT HOLDING A FUCKING FUNERAL CHAT#part of me still lives in maxo's final song for his son!!!!#part of me still lives in the day we thought ramón was gone for good#part of me still lives in cellbit sprinting to his son only to be ripped away back to the feds just as richas turns to write a sign#part of me still lives in the flooding of the copacabana ocean#THESE ARE BANGERS. REMEMBER WHEN FIT FOUND PAC E MIKE IN PRISON. BANGER.#oh dear new work expanding on a canon moment i super liked that happened months ago how late smh SAID NO ONE EVER#TWO CAKES!!!!! TWO CAKES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! WE LOVE PASTRIES DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT#COME ON Y'ALL. METAPHORICAL KISSES. LOVE YOU. HAVE A GOOD WEEK.#long tags
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more AU visdev shenanigans because I have both a problem and am trying to trick myself into doing visdev for my actual projects
my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)
tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5
tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
lny visit 1 | 2
AU musings under the cut cuz truly, i have a goddamn problem and most of it is from my brain always go brr
uhhh... hm... Mirage spoilers pmuch right out the gate... probably IDW, and prrrrobably Next Mutation spoilers for the kids who haven’t started/caught up because surprise that’s where I pull from (aside from the 87 cartoon and 90s movies because who doesn’t pull mainly from their childhood turtles)
April being into punk, goth, alt, what have you just makes sense to me
...because she gravitated to the outsider nature of those subcultures since she, herself, didn’t feel like she quite belonged anywhere
which is natural when you’re a drawing made real
(it’s fine, she’s flesh and blood now)
shout out to poly styrene, april loved her
keeping them short kings just like my childhood turtles
Jennika absolutely comments to Donnie if he’s found any good cheese in any walls lately
god i hate plowing through the first couple of passes of a design
alas, the process
Venus ended up being dressed in hanfu since other clothes didn’t fit her quite right; a specific group of old women were ecstatic at breaking out hanfu patterns to use.
Chung I doted on Venus so much, the only thing that kept her from becoming spoiled was when she started taking up cultivation alongside Chung I and his sect
nothing more humbling that carrying 3 buckets of water up a steep mountain side while your sifu hurls mystic blasts at your feet
Venus progressed pretty quickly though; enough to be trusted with plans to circumvent Vam Mi’s return and reconnoiter with the sect’s allies in NYC
(it didn’t work but it’s okay they defeated Vam Mi anyway)
shit now I have to come up with a name for the sect hhhhh
Chung I’s sect is one of ?? who, like the ninja, have a responsibility (among others) to regulate the mortal plane with the less mundane ones
Venus IS training to serve in his role (give or take one of her brothers or sisters being bestowed the responsibility)
hmm... Venus likes keemun tea best if she has the choice, and for soup... oxtail soup and black sesame soup
and because it was fkkn metal in Next Mutation, Venus is primarily a pugilist who occasionally uses her cultivation techniques ; she trains a little with a fan when she gets to weapons training but she prefers the spear (link has blood and some real violent fighting but fuck Fog Hill is fucking siiiiick)
...a nickname Venus gains is ‘the spear fairy’ ‘cuz i’m indulgent :)
the supernatural side of NY was already getting antsy and unruly when Venus arrived so of course she and the boys ended up fighting upon first encounter
The fight happens after hours at a local walk-around market; Raph barges in and Venus fishes around for something that isn’t the requisite staff she was saddled with before setting out (because she knows how to deal some damage with it and she wasn’t about to do that to complete strangers she didn’t know the alignment of)
she ends up using a mannequin; one arm came off so Venus attacked with that and defended with the upper part of the mannequin; Raph was getting outmatched while Mikey and Donnie were laughing in increasing volume
at a certain point Leo tried to intervene but Venus assumed it was a double team, ripped the other arm off the mannequin and defended with both against Raph and Leo; eventually her hood was flipped and they saw she was a turtle so cue Venus using the opportunity to get them both on the ground and about to smash the now armless mannequin torso onto Leo and Raph before Donnie called for a truce
at which point, as is established, Mikey quipped up at the scene, “I call this... ‘Venus de Milo, triumph over dorkus maximuses’”
Leo DID try to address her by her actual name but his not-quite-right tone made her pity him and insisted he just use Mikey’s new nickname
Venus absolutely asked why the boys were running around half naked when she came across them; they didn’t have an answer they just shrugged and let Mikey change the subject with asking if she’s tried NY pizza yet
Venus is ambivalent in the end, she knew humans wore clothes since their bits are just ...like, out there dangling around; the yaoguai around her also dressed and thought they were just adhering to the custom out of simple consideration
Venus eventually gears up like the boys to help hide her mission from the sect trying to resurrect Vam Mi
Leo gives Venus a spare mask of his; it came from a bin of incorrectly dyed masks when he was attempting shibori dye experiments
Mikey was so enthusiastic about it, having only known April at the time he asked if he could try out braiding her mask tails since Leo didn’t bother tailoring it after he botched the dye job
Splinter helps Venus make contact with her sect’s allies ala Rescuers Down Under
NM!Venus canonically knows how to pick locks why not in this AU too
The boys take Venus to the library one night, Donnie pleads for Venus to break into the reference shelves, stoops to fibbing a little that information she might find handy could be in those shelves (they weren’t)
A hilarious exchange happens between April and Venus when Venus cycles through like 3 dialects and 2 languages before finding out April speaks Canto; Venus starts calling April Ah ze, in kind April calls Venus Ah mui
hmm hmmm... still torn between April meeting the boys once as little kids then running into them again when she’s an adult or having her meet them as little kids but connecting a little earlier, 1-2 years from graduating HS
mostly just cuz I wanna have this AU April taking them to GWAR concerts so they can enjoy being out without getting clocked
Casey and Raph absolutely dressed as the Bash Brothers for a couple of halloweens
I like the idea of Casey thinking of himself as the fifth turtle brother because it’s sweet, thassit AU canon it is done
I feel like Jennika probably ran into April and Casey at separate music venues; befriended Casey first tho
Jennika spent two years in China with Venus, getting her handle on her new turtle body; when she came back she nearly cleaned out 3 thrift stores and basically commandeered a portion of Donnie’s lab for almost a year to tailor clothes for herself
Donnie basically made himself a mini-clothing manufacturing factory by salvaging and rebuilding embroidery, pattern cutting, and industrial sewing machines
Jennika and Mondo have jam sessions
The brockhampton parody in this AU is northbrockton, Jennika and Mondo are rotational members
Mondo can speak hawaiian pidgin, he speak liddat when he go an talk story with Mikey ova some grinds, Mikey also starts picking it up
Mondo sometimes refers to Mikey as Braddah Honu
One of the stolen waste/mutagen barrels from That Night rolled and got shunted conveniently to a desolate lot where it leaked for years
Mondo came across it looking for a place for his band to jam without getting interrupted, pop goes the lizard mutation
tl;dr a video of urban explorers stumbling on it got onto Mona’s feed (and I’m smudging her original start as a physicist to a biophysicist) and since she’s a can do sort of girl she goes to check it out herself before reporting it to the proper organizations-- bam, mutant lizard Mona Lisa rip
that same video came across on one of Donnie’s feeds, Raph’n Mikey go to investigate and come upon a distraught lizard Mona Lisa; Mikey uses her assumption they were also originally human to bring her back to the lair and get her calmed down
god it’s so messy, thankfully Splinter, Leo and April are far better at helping Mona come to grips with her mutation, Donnie helps out in setting her up to survive the first couple months of transitioning between her old human life to navigating her mutant one
For me, she’s now Mona Lisa Saperfeld purely for this exact reference link
Raph and Casey also get the occasional treats from the local bodegas, but for running off extortionists and other assorted dipshits with too much time an not enough supervision
Jennika, Mondo, and Mikey are constantly replacing each others’ high scores in Guitar Hero and DDR in Donnie’s arcade
When Donnie, Casey, and Raph are left in the garage for too long... they end up making the weirdest shit (link to a Handy Geng playlist, a dude who makes funky inventions)
#i was using my little AU visdev to get myself going#to do it for my own projects#but oh#how quickly i ended up doing it to relax#because motherfuckers keep trying to start shit with people I know#hhhhh#which i have to reiterate#why be rude#when you can just shut the fuck up#or do it off anon so I can fucking block you too
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im sorry UTS, but WHAT on fucking earth is "creative intelligence and innovation"????? and why on earth would anyone studying nursing or midwifery need "entrepreneurship and innovation" as a double degree??
#life#about me#shut up ilona#uni#uni life#uts is uni of technology sydney btw#thought i'd have a look today at what courses they offer to see if they got rid of that library course i was going to do back in 2019#and my GOD. reading the subject outlines for the “creative intelligence and innovation” subjects......#....were literally just vague asf corporate-speak gobble-de-gook for 'system thinking and innovation leaders of tomorrow'#what the fuck does that have to do with nursing or midwifery???#WHY would you add another like 16 to like 20 grand to a nursing degree with this useless ass diploma of corporate brainrot???#like motherfucker. do you really WANT a theranos 2.0 or an elizabeth holmes 2.0???#bc that's what you're opening up the world to with this bs 'creative intelligence and innovation' course....#..... paired with many of the egotistical high school mean girls that apparently go into nursing and other medical field careers...#....and also entrepreneurship.... or at least in my opinion anyway#you can also pair it with science which also to me could lead to sketchy shit tbh
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#you know another motherfucking stupid thing about all this 'islamist mob' shit#is that if you go to a free palestine protest in the uk. it is MAJORITY FUCKING WHITE NON MULSIM PEOPLE!!!!!#BECAUSE GUESS WHAT!!! MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE AND NOT MUSLIM!!!#so this idea that we're trying to pin all this on muslims when we are. 6%. of the fucking population. like shut up#tell me youve never been to a protest or any demonstration without telling me that#i hate that im even making this argument too because even if it was only brown people going. why would that justify any of this islamophobia#and racism. anyways im just glad im in scotland i really do feel for my english counter parts#like its not perfect here but at least i can Somewhat trust the snp#le text post
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throwback where my teammate in my fifth period kept not doing anything and i just muttered "Thats why i know your death date. March 17th 2025" he DESERVED that
#mf literally said “shut up” and “i liked it when you didnt talk much” to me before#motherfucker ill talk all DAY if it meant you actually helped on the project you have no right telling me what to do#call me when you actually do stuff in class#he has the EASIEST thing to do in our group all he has to do is get pieces for my part of the project#and he COMPLAINS or takes like 3 minutes to do so#he cant even use his computer EITHER. BECAUSE HE CONSTANTLY HAS IT DEAD#im so fucking done with him shoutout to my friend for helping and telling him that he has to DO SMTH in class#i HOPE he gets failing grades in that class it would make me smile if he said he got a low grade in this class “”for some reason“”#i dont talk much in school but oh my god 5th period is the time i talk most because of him because im just telling him#“can you ACTUALLY help out?” but NOO HE HAS TO PLAY WITH THE ROBOT PIECES#making sure that death date prediction comes sooner#closet rambles again on tumblr
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#im so tired of this lalalalalalalalaa#something is Wrong lol#i really need this therapy on wednesday but guess WHAT im not going. im going to a funeral instead 🤡#and ill be singing in that stupid fucking church because have to but i dont fucking wanna i hate doing it and i hate churches#all i feel rn is the overwhelming urge to selfdestruct and like obv im not gonna kms now#but im so fucking angry that im not even *allowed* to do that anymore. like it was such a comfort all this time to know that i can just Quit#and now i cant because guess what someone has to take care of my mother 🫠 and im so fucking tired of being someone people depend on#to handle THEIR feelings and THEIR emotions and just take it all with humility and acceptance and kindness and never snap and bite back#like i dont WANNA hear about your dead husband i dont wanna hear about your stupid fucking boyfriend#i dont wanna hear about the new guy/girl who's hitting on you because you're so hot and perfect#i dont wanna be responsible for how people feel. i should just shut up and take it and be humble and never ask or expect anything back#but when is it MY turn to call at 1 am crying about how im tired and want to kms#or to start expecting shit of people and allow myself to get properly angry at them for not meeting those expectations#or to braggingly 'complain' about something the other person clearly lacks without any consideration for their feelings#or to just openly cry and say deeply personal shit without any filter not caring if that other person is clearly uncomfortable af#because *i* need it right now and i need someone to listen and let them worry about how to even respond to that stuff#im just so tired of people expecting shit of me im tired of being made responsible even tho i clearly cannot handle that responsibility#i wanna be mean i wanna snap and get angry and openly say that i dont give a shit and am tired and cant listen to this rn#but i cant because i have to be a motherfucking mother theresa and never dare to demand something for myself#and idk where that comes from. idk if it's coming from the fanatic catholicism of my childhood or my mother or just from myself and idc#i just feel so horrible and guilty and wrong for wanting anything for myself#and it once again feels like im making myself the victim and the tortured martyr here when i should just shut up and take it#i just wanna lie down and die and not care about who'll get angry or judge or blame me for it im tired and i dont know what to do#i want someone to take care of ME and reassure ME and make ME feel like i matter and that they really will help me if i ever need it#and that they'd be kinda sad if i were gone not because i had a role to fulfill that i failed at by killing myself but because i am a person#<- math calculations flying around my head as i come to the terrible realisation#of just why exactly im so deeply obsessed with my voice teacher (aside from her being literally the most beautiful woman alive lol) 🤡#like babygirl stop being so utterly overwhelmingly kind to me my knees are weak i would do anything for you queen and I MEAN IT
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if I have to see another fucking video that calls me a fucking neurospicy/neurospicies I will personally find the ASMRtist in question and rip their fucking hands off
#how……. fucking…….#like how fucking weird. infantilising actually. wow#just!!!! just fucking say neurodivergent dickhead!!!!#even better just say autistic or ADHD when it’s clear that’s what you mean anyway!!!!!!#neurospicies……. I’ll fucking kill you#hot fucking tip. I’ll bite all of your fucking fingers off if you use it#like WHAT is up with people recently#in this bout of ‘we love and accept neurodivergent people! no not them they’re scary. the safe ones of course!’ bullshit#but the way these motherfuckers talk to the small demographic of neurodivergent people they aren’t scared of lmfao#it’s in the most infantilising baby talk ass way fucking known to man#I mean this so seriously. I’d rather you just start insulting me at that point. wow#ooc#head in hands. god#asmr and asmrtists trying to profit of neurodivergent people#is also…… the uptick in ‘asmr for people with adhd!’ videos these days#when all the video is is faster than usual or the trigger change faster than usual#and nothing else has been taken into consideration#you can tell it’s the weird ‘we only like these safe neurodivergent people!’ virtue signaling they’ve been doing lately#and not actually from someone who actually fucking knows anything about neurodivergent people let alone actually autistic or ADHD individual#GODDDDDDDDD JUST. SHUT UP
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to that man who just catcalled me when i was wearing a basic stripped tee and shorts while walking
" i hope you get an infection and your dick breaks!!!!!!"🔥🔥🔥
#i swear to god men will catcall or sexualise people even when you have worn the most basic fit ever like so ew...#or even they are driving their vehicles and turn to look at you like bro..LOOK AT THE DAMN ROAD MOTHERFUCKER#if you're curious the dude screamed “TOO PRETTY”at me...i know its not that bad but bro...can you just shut the fuck up and drive#personal folder⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡#catcalling#disgusting
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Been seeing a weird amount of shit about AO3 on my dash, at least in part because of some alleged DDOS attack on the site but like I gotta say. If you get frothing at the mouth angry when you see 2 letters and a number losing your absolute marbles making up pizzagate ass sounding conspiracies because you have Feelings on fanfiction then I need you to shut the fuck up. You care too much about something that's nothing at all expect in a highly niche online world you're treating like a global meeting of countries looking to slap your puppy in particular and frankly I find it pathetic.
#winters ramblings#no this is not about people wanting some type of look into racism in fic on AO3 which is a valid concern from poc#im talking about idiots making up bizarre conspiracies sounding like pizzagate motherfuckers flopping on about smut#they dont like existing in a space they can just NOT go to if they hate it so fucking much. use the exclude tags section if youre so presse#or better yet dont use the site and never look at it or discourse about it again because listening to these people is pathetic#like do you people REALLY have nothing more pressing in your real lives to care about enough that you make shit up about a website??#that hosts FANFICTION??? youre making CONSPIRACIES about it??? these people often like to tell AO3 users to touch grass#but from where IM standing if youre THIS pissed about a HIGHLY NICHE COMMUNITY then YOU need to touch grass#like fuck the us government called they want their escaped experimenta from area 51 back because theyre fucking annoying#i dont understand why discourse exists around this damn site at all if you hate it so much DONT USE IT NO ONE IS HOLDING A GUN TO YOU#why the hell bother pissing yourself off if you could just shut the fuck up and not use a site no one is forced to use#go bitch about facebook or instagram at least THOSE sites do things wrong to their users enough and HAVE enough users to CARE#what theyre doing to their users. the fuck are you on about a random fic site for when god damn insta exists#the ONLY time i ever see anything useful as far as criticism of ao3 goes its literally JUST PoC talking about racism in fic#which makes SENSE to talk about and do something about because THAT problem actually exists
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everyone acting like the fact that some detr*ns people join transphobic movements after de-tr*nsitioning is a phenomena that’s the fault of trans people not supporting them enough & not, oh, i don’t know, their own choice to become a literal fucking facist, owes all trans people $1,000,000 each actually. usd too.
#censoring to avoid showing in their tags#transphobia#i am SO fucking sick of this like. bestie they didn’t become a fucking facist because we didn’t coddle them enough.#they became a fucking facist because hiding under a thin veneer the facist was there the whole time!#like i’m sorry if all it takes is you being wrong about yourself once (1) to join a full blown reactionary movement#and forcibly apply that shit to everyone who isn’t you or your fucking scientifically inept echo chamber!#well insert the maybe they were already kind of a garbage person jpeg here!#sometimes all a gal-guy wants to do is tag scroll & what do i get for it? people being loud about how we need to SUPPORT the fuckers joining#movements to exterminate us because uwu the only ones supporting them are transphobes uwu#shut the fuck up you dumb motherfucker most of them are fucking adults they should know not to be a fucking facist#and like someone i followed pointed this out but like. you can just call yourself a cis person if you’re one of the few who didn’t do it#due to internalized transphobia. you can just say you’re cisgender. you don’t have to try to make a fucking politic of it. like bar#potentially experiencing misdirected transphobia you are not targeted for your relationship to gender on a systemic level.#or targeted for your relationship to gender in the way trans people are anyway#you can just say cis. it isn’t a bad word.#trans tag#trans#transgender
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#how are y’all enjoying your fruit fly free summer 🤠#since they’re all taking up residence in my fucking apartment (i am in the process of cleaning a half year’s depression mess$#the kitchen is easily absolutely no contest the worst fucking room#it is so disgusting#i was finally able to stuff all the trash and loose rot into contractor bags and toss those in the dumpster#but the sink is so goddamn full of FILTH and the dishes are COVERED in it#and taking out all that trash did fucking wonders it is so much better already#but there are still so fucking many left in there#and i’m also attempting apple cider vinegar traps and those smell so fucking RANK#i swear to you my kitchen smells like a barn but a barn without animals in it. like the animals are running around outside and it’s just lef#t with putrid shit stank and bugs and YEULHCK!!!!#but the good news is that that’s motherfucking progress and i am gonna keep kicking ass and scrubbing everything and i am gonna have a nice#clean house!!!!!!!!! (but maybe that’s s pipe dreamm. everybody’s got that something! we can’t fix with love or moneyy. even when it pulls#me under! get so high that it just seems funnyy. how many times can i fake it before it breaks me i’m not okay. i’m not okay! everyone feels#like they’re crazy. why can’t i say it? i’m not okay. i’m not okay!)#<- y’all should listen to that it is an absolute banger!!!! i’m not ok! by chaz cardigan#shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick
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god could you imagine being hua cheng and already suffering so much and then being tortured and nearly killed by qi rong as a child for literally just existing and then going through so much more suffering for literal centuries but finally becoming strong enough to do what he needs and finally being the one in control only to meet that same motherfucker again hundreds of years later and find out that he's actually gotten worse? and that he still thinks he's better than you and can treat you however he wants? and not only that but also taking every opportunity to treat the love of your life like shit as well? I'm fucking amazed that hua cheng doesnt kill him like if I were him I genuinely dont think xie lian's request or him having a child could stop me so props to him for having insane self control cuz I could never
#i hate qi rong#have i said that before?#idk but im saying it now#i hate that motherfucker with a burning passion#i dont usually think about him but apparently today has been a day for me to not stop thinking about him#'but he adopted guzi uwu' shut up shut up shut up shut up i dont fucking care#he treats guzi like shit#i dont care that he apparently is nicer to the kid than his real dad was#just because the bar is so fucking low doesnt mean qi rong should be allowed anywhere near any children ever#having low standards doesnt make being treated like garbage okay#'but he saved him' fuck off#thats what you're supposed to do#children are supposed to be protected#you are supposed to do whatecer you can to protect a child so dont put him on a pedestal for doing what he's supposed to do#i could go on about this forever#i fucking hate qi rong#i apologize i am in a weird mood today and i dont know why#tgcf
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I spent quite literally one [1] hour with my father and now feel like absolute shit. Unironically how does he do this [i am impressed]
#AvieRant#now mind you i am writing this from “weh weh weh huff puff” attitude so it is probably biased like a motherfucker#but whatever i'll feel bad for it later#so before we even get anywhere [walgreens] I talk about how someone on the discord got a full ride to yale and he goes on his#“You think you don't have to do things if you don't want to...” speech yada yada yada shut up please you're the reason why#I couldn't apply to college because you fucking refused to help me get my immunization records until like august [too late]#anyways I show concern for him as he says his ankle has been hurting especially on the EXTRA LONG WALK he CHOSE to take#and he fucking. slaps my stomach and says “yeah well I ain't got a pussy so I ain't a bitch”#i. are you fucking kidding me . one - don't touch me . two - fuck you. three - don't fucking touch me#then we GET to walgreens and he makes sure to inform me how stupid I am for... looking at the price of things before buying them#and actively gives me a side eye or sucks his teeth when I suggest making decisions based off of cost [idgaf if you have cash be smart >:(]#anyways he also just basically decides shit for me. I asked for one [1] thing and he informed me that I simply don't need it#before promptly ignoring any even suggestions of me getting something I'd actually want other than what he soyjaks at#so anyways as we go to pay ? fucker demands I go wait outside while he pays . for no reason. just. fuck me ig okay#anyways we seem to FINALLY be getting my phone turned on on the way home!!!! like we're AT T-Mobile!#then he has to wait 5 minutes and decides we'll just do it tomorrow. like he's been saying for 11 months#then basically tells me to go home alone while I carry everything bc he wants to go somewhere#like . fuck you fuck off i am tired of your bullshit#ugh . i. like again. can't ocmplain. free food and housing and what not. but do you HAVE to be a dick whenever you can? >:/#whatever i'm gonna go cope somehow see y'all around
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I FUCKING HATE THIS WHOLE WORLD AND ANY LIVING BEING ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET
#just talking#so uh#it is pretty late and my mother want to sleep because she has work tomorrow#and my father allowed us(siblings and me) to stay awake under the condition that we are quiet#guess what my siblings didn't do#AND NOW I AM THE FUCKING BAD GUY BECAUSE I TELL THEM TO BE QUIET#LIKE#FUCK YOU#I AM JUST TELLING YOU SHITHEADS TO BE FUCKING QUIET SO OUR MOTHER CAN FUCKING SLEEP#AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES#THEY KEEP MOCKING ME WITH 'OH IS THIS TOO LOUD? MIMIMIMIMI'#FUCKING SHUT UP#JUST SHUT UP#AND THEN#AND THENN#THESE FUCKHEADS SAY THEY WANT ME TO HAVE A SHIT SCHOOLBREAK#AND THAT I MISS THE BUS WHEN SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN#AND MANY OTHER SHIT#FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP#I HATE THIS
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