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eidolons-stuff · 4 months

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Wednesday: "We must hurry"

Thing: *signs* "Someone needs to get their girlfriend back"

Wednesday: "Thing!"

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snackugaki · 11 months

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more AU visdev shenanigans because I have both a problem and am trying to trick myself into doing visdev for my actual projects

my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)

tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5

tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

lny visit 1 | 2

AU musings under the cut cuz truly, i have a goddamn problem and most of it is from my brain always go brr

uhhh... hm... Mirage spoilers pmuch right out the gate... probably IDW, and prrrrobably Next Mutation spoilers for the kids who haven’t started/caught up because surprise that’s where I pull from (aside from the 87 cartoon and 90s movies because who doesn’t pull mainly from their childhood turtles)

April being into punk, goth, alt, what have you just makes sense to me

...because she gravitated to the outsider nature of those subcultures since she, herself, didn’t feel like she quite belonged anywhere

which is natural when you’re a drawing made real

(it’s fine, she’s flesh and blood now)

shout out to poly styrene, april loved her

keeping them short kings just like my childhood turtles

Jennika absolutely comments to Donnie if he’s found any good cheese in any walls lately

god i hate plowing through the first couple of passes of a design

alas, the process

Venus ended up being dressed in hanfu since other clothes didn’t fit her quite right; a specific group of old women were ecstatic at breaking out hanfu patterns to use.

Chung I doted on Venus so much, the only thing that kept her from becoming spoiled was when she started taking up cultivation alongside Chung I and his sect

nothing more humbling that carrying 3 buckets of water up a steep mountain side while your sifu hurls mystic blasts at your feet

Venus progressed pretty quickly though; enough to be trusted with plans to circumvent Vam Mi’s return and reconnoiter with the sect’s allies in NYC

(it didn’t work but it’s okay they defeated Vam Mi anyway)

shit now I have to come up with a name for the sect hhhhh

Chung I’s sect is one of ?? who, like the ninja, have a responsibility (among others) to regulate the mortal plane with the less mundane ones

Venus IS training to serve in his role (give or take one of her brothers or sisters being bestowed the responsibility)

hmm... Venus likes keemun tea best if she has the choice, and for soup... oxtail soup and black sesame soup

and because it was fkkn metal in Next Mutation, Venus is primarily a pugilist who occasionally uses her cultivation techniques ; she trains a little with a fan when she gets to weapons training but she prefers the spear (link has blood and some real violent fighting but fuck Fog Hill is fucking siiiiick)

...a nickname Venus gains is ‘the spear fairy’ ‘cuz i’m indulgent :)

the supernatural side of NY was already getting antsy and unruly when Venus arrived so of course she and the boys ended up fighting upon first encounter

The fight happens after hours at a local walk-around market; Raph barges in and Venus fishes around for something that isn’t the requisite staff she was saddled with before setting out (because she knows how to deal some damage with it and she wasn’t about to do that to complete strangers she didn’t know the alignment of)

she ends up using a mannequin; one arm came off so Venus attacked with that and defended with the upper part of the mannequin; Raph was getting outmatched while Mikey and Donnie were laughing in increasing volume

at a certain point Leo tried to intervene but Venus assumed it was a double team, ripped the other arm off the mannequin and defended with both against Raph and Leo; eventually her hood was flipped and they saw she was a turtle so cue Venus using the opportunity to get them both on the ground and about to smash the now armless mannequin torso onto Leo and Raph before Donnie called for a truce

at which point, as is established, Mikey quipped up at the scene, “I call this... ‘Venus de Milo, triumph over dorkus maximuses’”

Leo DID try to address her by her actual name but his not-quite-right tone made her pity him and insisted he just use Mikey’s new nickname

Venus absolutely asked why the boys were running around half naked when she came across them; they didn’t have an answer they just shrugged and let Mikey change the subject with asking if she’s tried NY pizza yet

Venus is ambivalent in the end, she knew humans wore clothes since their bits are just ...like, out there dangling around; the yaoguai around her also dressed and thought they were just adhering to the custom out of simple consideration

Venus eventually gears up like the boys to help hide her mission from the sect trying to resurrect Vam Mi

Leo gives Venus a spare mask of his; it came from a bin of incorrectly dyed masks when he was attempting shibori dye experiments

Mikey was so enthusiastic about it, having only known April at the time he asked if he could try out braiding her mask tails since Leo didn’t bother tailoring it after he botched the dye job

Splinter helps Venus make contact with her sect’s allies ala Rescuers Down Under

NM!Venus canonically knows how to pick locks why not in this AU too

The boys take Venus to the library one night, Donnie pleads for Venus to break into the reference shelves, stoops to fibbing a little that information she might find handy could be in those shelves (they weren’t)

A hilarious exchange happens between April and Venus when Venus cycles through like 3 dialects and 2 languages before finding out April speaks Canto; Venus starts calling April Ah ze, in kind April calls Venus Ah mui

hmm hmmm... still torn between April meeting the boys once as little kids then running into them again when she’s an adult or having her meet them as little kids but connecting a little earlier, 1-2 years from graduating HS

mostly just cuz I wanna have this AU April taking them to GWAR concerts so they can enjoy being out without getting clocked

Casey and Raph absolutely dressed as the Bash Brothers for a couple of halloweens

I like the idea of Casey thinking of himself as the fifth turtle brother because it’s sweet, thassit AU canon it is done

I feel like Jennika probably ran into April and Casey at separate music venues; befriended Casey first tho

Jennika spent two years in China with Venus, getting her handle on her new turtle body; when she came back she nearly cleaned out 3 thrift stores and basically commandeered a portion of Donnie’s lab for almost a year to tailor clothes for herself

Donnie basically made himself a mini-clothing manufacturing factory by salvaging and rebuilding embroidery, pattern cutting, and industrial sewing machines

Jennika and Mondo have jam sessions

The brockhampton parody in this AU is northbrockton, Jennika and Mondo are rotational members

Mondo can speak hawaiian pidgin, he speak liddat when he go an talk story with Mikey ova some grinds, Mikey also starts picking it up

Mondo sometimes refers to Mikey as Braddah Honu

One of the stolen waste/mutagen barrels from That Night rolled and got shunted conveniently to a desolate lot where it leaked for years

Mondo came across it looking for a place for his band to jam without getting interrupted, pop goes the lizard mutation

tl;dr a video of urban explorers stumbling on it got onto Mona’s feed (and I’m smudging her original start as a physicist to a biophysicist) and since she’s a can do sort of girl she goes to check it out herself before reporting it to the proper organizations-- bam, mutant lizard Mona Lisa rip

that same video came across on one of Donnie’s feeds, Raph’n Mikey go to investigate and come upon a distraught lizard Mona Lisa; Mikey uses her assumption they were also originally human to bring her back to the lair and get her calmed down

god it’s so messy, thankfully Splinter, Leo and April are far better at helping Mona come to grips with her mutation, Donnie helps out in setting her up to survive the first couple months of transitioning between her old human life to navigating her mutant one

For me, she’s now Mona Lisa Saperfeld purely for this exact reference link

Raph and Casey also get the occasional treats from the local bodegas, but for running off extortionists and other assorted dipshits with too much time an not enough supervision

Jennika, Mondo, and Mikey are constantly replacing each others’ high scores in Guitar Hero and DDR in Donnie’s arcade

When Donnie, Casey, and Raph are left in the garage for too long... they end up making the weirdest shit (link to a Handy Geng playlist, a dude who makes funky inventions)

#i was using my little AU visdev to get myself going #to do it for my own projects #but oh #how quickly i ended up doing it to relax #because motherfuckers keep trying to start shit with people I know #hhhhh #which i have to reiterate #why be rude #when you can just shut the fuck up #or do it off anon so I can fucking block you too

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longsleevelaceration · 1 month

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#star trek ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #today she told me she was texting someone #and she wanted to write “are you still good for tonight?” but left out a space #autocorrect changed “goodfor” to “gorgeous”#“are you still gorgeous tonight?”#she laughed and didn't send it #but oh #i liked the way she said gorgeous #feelings #star trek gif

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batfleckgifs · 11 months

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Gone Girl (2014) Dir. David Fincher Hypnotic (2023) Dir. Robert Rodriguez

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rustyelias · 23 hours

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I’m sorry. what the fuck??? I feel like I just had a spiritual experience Jesus Christ??

#I feel like I’m in shock #Jesus Christ that was a experience #I never knew I need Ben Meredith singing as David 7 in my life #but oh #my life is so much better now #stellar firma #eli madness

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abbee-normal · 7 months

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Milli met the nicest person today. Too bad it was under such dire circumstances. But with Goldberry's help the Grey Fear won't trouble Cardolan anymore.

#oc: millivolt #river hobbit #lotro #hobbit #lord of the rings online #i am loving this storyline #just visited candaith #now we're on our way to the last homely house #nothing could go wrong now #but oh #meneldir #not getting over that anytime soon

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child-of-the-cosmos · 9 months

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🫵YOU ARE AMAZING! (Ur blog brings me joy! And I love looking at ur posts!:D)

- 🎪

Two possible suspects.

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kaygee-doodles · 1 year

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question what would happen if i buy 44 pounds of cheese-

i really like cheese

You'll be fine, just pick up some fiber supplements on your way out.

#I also really like cheese!#but oh #have i suffered for it

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davenportlvr · 8 months

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Marcus Davenport, how I love you

#proud marcus defender #fuck Sebastian and Reese #but oh #marcus #how i love him #lab rats #marcus davenport #disneys lab rats #olipop

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maria-rayro · 1 year

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new chapter of the purple orchids, ladies and gentlemen!

and the next one will be soon

#charlie lonnit #hector munday #heclie #hector x charlie #also it has 6 chapters now lmao #I PLANNED TO MAKE 3 #but oh #here we are

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asherasgayagenda · 9 months

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one thing about me is that i can write really good ao3 fic excerpt descriptions

#and it sounds really good #but oh #did you want to read the rest of it? you’re intrigued now?#sorry about that dude i don’t have anything else #like of the most intense parts of whatever #and then that’s it. bye i BLANK #writer #ashera's thoughts ⁉️

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wolfiesmoon · 2 months

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surprisingly i havent written anything for sebek yet

#˗ˏˋ ★ ꕤ 「Wolfie’s posts」 ꕤ ★ ˎˊ˗#ohhhhh i hate that man i hate that man #but oh #cara mia how i love him #those are my exact thoughts about sebek #jeez he's annoying but i wanna shut him up with a kiss type emotion

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ghosts-and-blue-sweaters · 2 months

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I am apparently much more tired than I previously thought, because I nearly fell asleep while listening to an indie rock album.

#what #I never take naps #least of all while listening to ROCK MUSIC #dear goodness #I have done so much socializing this past week #and it has been so good #but oh #the introvert in me is Tired #and apparently way more tired than I thought #sigh #my post

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tricornonthecob · 3 months

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"But do I make them kiss with mouth, or just kiss on cheek?" the dilemma of every drunk fic writer.

#I want to make them make out #so badly #my writing #It would be so easy #and It would fit the pacing #But oh #Oh it is to early for mouth kissies #what about the slowburn #what about the slowburn she says #drunk vagueposting about my fic #alckyhol

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castorochiaro · 5 months

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see my biggest problem as a creative mind is that I often confuse tossing an idea into the daydream spincycle and obsessively imagining things about it for days until it evolves into a fullblown concept with nuances and details for actually committing that idea to memory so i can come back to it at a later time

turns out just thinking about stuff a lot does not actually mean much if I don't write any of it down, especially when my exciting memory issues inevitably come into effect

#cast converses #I have so many ideas and stories floating around in my head at all times #but oh #actually making some tangible record of them #it is a struggle

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incendiorum · 4 months

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getting anything out of io about their parents is hard enough. getting anything out of io about col is even harder. besides perhaps the vaguest mentions, or knowing that at one point io had a son, and that they still maybe do, and that they tend to shut down whenever it's brought up or asked about. how normally verbose io goes to short, snippy, one-word answers.

#⌜❝ 𝙸. we are never what we intend or envision. ⟩⟩#𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃. and if you make it out alive hold that bloody head up high.❞ ⌟#io and family is a doozy in general #BUT OH #THAT REMINDS ME #of an hc i wanted to make #about how io really really wants /family/ but that their reasoning isn't exactly.... healthy?#cracking open another post rn for it

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