sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Yo mama so inactive she deactivated

percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin

yes & no by natalie wee

He knows how to play it just right. He’s always got the words to say.

Oh don't you know, don’t you know about the devil?

He’s a gentleman.

i run towards my own death / i run to live another day

i love holding the door open.

i love picking up litter.

i love saying hi and thank you.

POLITE LIFESTYLE ‼️

yeah yeah heartbreak and all that but can we talk about how silly aziraphale and crowley are?

aziraphale’s all “this human police officer *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*” about muriel as if he didn’t go to Edinburgh just to play the part of “newsPAPER MAN”

crowley’s all “i’m a demon” until he’s high as fuck on laudanum and he’s all “not pretend-yyy good”

crowley’s just really into ducks for no discernible reason and i’m kind of very here for it

like yes yes the heartbreak the crushing weight of existence BUT ALSO ✨silliness✨

I want to kidnap and tie up my boy, stuff his mouth with his soaking panties so he can't scream as I take him away. Tell him he's mine and only mine forever as I collar him up, scratch my name into every single one of his limbs, make him only see me

Fuck him until he's unconscious, pump his holes full of my cum, make him only want me, need me, love me. I'll keep him forever as my beloved pet, my beloved boy until I'm his entire world, his shining light and god

pov - your secretary is too cheap to refuse food (and too cheap to buy a new shirt)

i think in general sometimes when people interpret characters they give them too much credit in a sense that they forget that people are often very much contradictory in their beliefs and sometimes they believe one thing but do another like. sometimes people say they want to leave when they want to stay. sometimes they stay when they want to leave. sometimes they say they understand something when they don’t and sometimes they say they don’t need things that they’re desperately yearning for. and if you want to create an appropriately multi dimensional reading of a character you need to accommodate this.

DAVID DUCHOVNY as FOX MULDER in THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E10 ‘Fallen Angel’

I once found a fuckton of skeleton images and proceeded to make a story w/ them

Just another day on the Enterprise.

2002