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ITSY BITSY DIALTOWN STICKERS !!! they come in packs of 3, with 9 total characters to choose from :-D SUPER tiny, roughly an inch big, absolutely gummy bear shaped
delighted to be able to make a new listing like this - THANK you to everyone thats ordered so far!
#henrys art#dialtown#karen dunn#randy jade#oliver swift#callum crown#mayor mingus#sgt norm allen#dt local hobo#dt bigfoot#phonegingi#gaaahhg mass character tag#i put the cassette for size reference but realized. whoops maybe Most people dont know exactly how big they are
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Mike would hardcore believe in Mothman but be skeptical of ghost despite his life being a literal ghost story and Jeremy would be ????? over it and arguing with Mike how they literally fight off ghost every night shift and how Mike is a literal walking corpse vs Mike who will hear none of it as he goes on researching Mothman (his logic is maybe he denies ghosts existence, they can not longer fuck over his life) Jeremy is a hardcore believer however (hard not to be. in his opinion)
#Mike believes in all the funny cryptids like Mothman Bigfoot & the Loch Ness monster#Jeremy believes in ghosts#and aliens#I just find local zombie not believing in ghosts out of spite a bit funny#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#my hcs#idk what this is actually I’m so tired rn
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So in Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy we clearly see what appears to be a genuine Sasquatch baby that Dib hassles in one scene, and it speaks English. In the first episode Dib says he saw Bigfoot in his garage using the belt sander and later in another episode says "He wouldn't fucking say that" while reading a magazine claiming to have interviewed Bigfoot. In another, a kid claims Dib insisted his father was a yeti.
Assuming that Dib's accounts of the paranormal are generally reliable, as I do, I've come up with a few theories:
Bigfoot is real and Dib has actually spoken to him. That's how he knows that the magazine interview was bogus.
Either his classmate does in fact have a yeti for a father, or the kid once mistook a yeti for his father and wouldn't listen when Dib tried to tell him "That's not your dad, that's clearly a yeti wearing your dad's clothes so he can sneak into your house and raid your fridge". I consider both to be equally possible, given that Zim and Dib go to class with an Old Kid and a Pig Boy and the premise hinges on everyone being too stupid to see through Zim's obvious disguise. Based on the fact that the yeti is able to pass for human, Bigfoot is implied to be able to speak, and the Sasquatch baby from BBRP does speak, I would propose that the yeti also has the ability to speak.
So we have two presumed adult cryptids of a similar type and one baby, all of whom have the ability to speak, implied human-level intellect, and all of them have been spotted in the same skool district Dib lives in. So, what if they're all related? What if Bigfoot and the yeti are married and the parents of the Sasquatch baby? Even better, if my first theory about the yeti actually being Dib's classmate's father and not an imposter is correct, then he is also their child and the brother of Sasquatch baby. Furthermore, since the yeti is said to be the kid's father and Bigfoot is referred to with he/him pronouns they're a same-sex couple.
#invader zim#dib#dib membrane#bigfoot#sasquatch#yeti#diversity win#the local cryptids in the neighborhood are a non-traditional family unit#happy pride month#pride month never ends
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Some interesting 'bumper stickers' from https://www.internetbumperstickers.com/
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Could you send norm from dialtown to hell
of course rat in a trash can (get out of my damn trash)
SERGEANT NORM ALLEN has FOUND THE OTHERS IN HELL!
#karen dunn#local hobo#oliver swift#little billy#bigfoot#randy jade#mayor mingus#phonegingi#abel brannigan#sgt norm allen#dialtown#ur fave is in hell
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i can't tell you all the bird i just saw without sounding like a clout chasing MANIAC i'm going back to stake it out tomorrow with my camera
#i know i'm right i got such a good look at it MULTIPLE TIMES..different angles#both in relation to me and to the sun. no trick of the light or anything i saw this bird I KNOW IT#literally the mr skinner 'there's a REDACTED in your local bird spot. at this time of year' BUT IT'S REAL#i told my mom and my partner and i was like . i've fucking seen bigfoot and it's 5'' long#not even just at this time of year there's no reason i should be seeing this bird here ever
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Sometimes I look at the Others and I wonder
Where on earth did you sprout from?
#cryptidcore#corvidcore#crowcore#cryptid aesthetic#dark cottagecore#variouscryptids#bigfoot#cryptids#loch ness monster#mothman#local cryptid#campus cryptid#crow#corvid#dark academia#ferne#ipsa
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The Bigfoot/mountains quote in your bio, where is that from? (is it original?) I just stumbled across your blog and found it super poignant! Thank you!
OKAY so a while back my sister and I watched an absolutely wild fucking movie called The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then Bigfoot. Which was as. Buck Fucking Wild as one would expect from that sort of title. It was somewhat wanting in the dramatic storytelling department though and not nearly as bizarrely wild as it could have been, so my sister and I promptly set about remedying that and came up with a novel length, highly dramatic fanfic version that involved kidnappings, faked deaths, secret children, and secret government projects turning people into Bigfoots (Bigfeet?). There might have been were-Bigfoots? It was going to be my masterpiece. My pièce de résistance. My Sistine Chapel. Once it was done, there would be no further creative heights for me to reach because I would have already created the most dramatically splendid work of art I am capable of producing.
Or, in other words, it was to be my Bigfoot, after which there would be no mountains left to climb.
#nonnie i have no idea what sort of answer you were expecting but i doubt it was this#i don't even remember how we found that movie#there's a Patriotic Government Agent character who's literally just listed as 'Flag Pin' in the subtitles and credits#bc of the american flag pin in his lapel#in our version he became the main character's long lost son who may or may not have been kidnapped by the government bigfoot project?#and was the primary antagonist i think but in a tragic and bittersweet way#the main character's wife- who just...maybe randomly dies in the movie? its implied but unclear- was also kidnapped by the#government bigfoot project and turned into a were-bigfoot#there was also this random russian(?) man in the movie who had weirdly homoerotic energy with the main character?#so we gave him a much bigger and more explicitly homoerotic role. i think we also maybe made him a were-Bigfoot#i think the dramatic climax was the main character having to fight Homoerotic Russian Were-Bigfoot#while the russian guy tried to fight off his were-Bigfoot-ness and remain human. it was very tragic and poignant#anyways. my sister and i should not be allowed to watch movies#ill have to tell yall sometime about the time we watched a delightfully terrible shark movie and thus Shart (shitty shark) Week was born#asks#hey there nonnie#local trash goblin speaks
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people who've never been to/ lived in the PNW will never understand the obsession with bigfoot
#thats our guy#like you can go to any tourist shop in seattle or portland and BAM#bigfoot#local walmart's magnet section? WHAM#bigfoot again
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Y'all if you think Emmet is stupid enough to go looking for Bigfoot because one of the locals tells him he's out there chillin in the woods
Then you're absolutely right
#Local idiot deputy dies falling off cliff serching for bigfoot#its his one and only joy in that shithole
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AS PER REQUESTS, ive added my new pin designs to my shop!!! in WAVE 2 ive included : fake 60s voting pins, along with hobo, roger, and stabby&shooty- on TOP of randy, karen, oliver, mingus, gingi, norm, jerry, and bigfoot
also reshot images for my etsy page, and im SUPER happy with how they turned out :-)
(pssst... dont tell anyone, but... you can use promo code LIMEAIDTRINKETS for 15% off...)
#HUGE THANKS TO ALL THATVE ALREADY SUPPORTED ME BTW#Really does mean alot#<3#dialtown#randy jade#karen dunn#oliver swift#mayor mingus#phonegingi#sgt norm allen#ticket jerry#jerry gould#dt bigfoot#dt local hobo#roger jones#stabby and shooty#callum crown#milton r wallace#marla crown
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Gonna need the back story of chili bowl mullet man now
I mean, the name pretty much describes it all.
He’s a local legend, known for his infamous haircut. A chili bowl and mullet combined into one beautiful fashion statement. Bold, unique, a Man About Town. I remember seeing him whilst riding backseat with my parents and squealing with delight, like I’d just seen Bigfoot walking outside my local kohl’s. Many people have stopped for photo ops with him but I was always too nervous. He’s simply a god among men.
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If you choose one of the "other" options please let me know what it is, I would love to hear all about your local beasties
#tried to get the most famous ones from as many places as possible#I didn't see much from latam. there's indigenous legends but it feels weird to group that in with shit like the fresno nightcrawlers
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did anyone else read the You're Invited to a Creepover series when they were kids. follow-up question: are you a jaygirl now
#one of the many things that gave me a taste for horror as a kid#realizing how young this makes me look. the first creepover book came out in 2011 help me god#anyways i was trying to remember the name of this series and while finding it i went through all of the books under 'halloween' at my local#library and auuu. Auuuuu. I wish it was halloween rn auuuuu..#pumpkins and witches and ghouls and hay bales and nighttime . fucking take me back#anyways#bigfoot took the wheel
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yeet stromboli to the other dialtowners bc god needs to be reunited with his chosen people
STROMBOLI blah blah YOU GET THE GIST!
i cant do this anymore
#karen dunn#local hobo#oliver swift#little billy#randy jade#bigfoot#mayor mingus#stromboli#phonegingi#abel brannigan#sgt norm allen#norm allen#dialtown#ur fave is in hell
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Where is the best place to preorder Bury Your Gays? What is of most benefit to you?
i know other types of media have given the trot of preorders a bad way, but for publishing books i cannot even begin to tell you buckaroos HOW IMPORTANT PREORDERS ARE WHEN SUPPORTING AUTHORS YOU CARE ABOUT. i mean HECK preorders are so important i even wrote three dang tinglers about it
basically preorders are what publishers use to determine how much financial backing they will give a book for advertising and book tours and all that, but that is only PART of this way. BOOK STORES also use a preorder equation to determine how much shelf space to give a book. your preorder does not just mean YOU get a book for yourself, but basically means you are making room for someone ELSE to get the book in a store by putting another copy on a shelf
that is why it is better to put in a preorder instead of just saying 'oh i will just remember to buy myself a copy on the day it comes out'
LASTLY preorders are how books get onto bestseller lists because all the orders leading up to your book release date COUNT AS FIRST WEEK SALES. something like new york times bestseller list is close to impossible trot without preorders
think of it like a handsome surfing bigfoot trying to ride a wave. it is one thing to actually ride on the wave, but what matters most is that initial moment when you GET UP THERE and actually have the strength to pull yourself up when the wave starts. PREORDERS are the climbing up part
NOW LETS GET DOWN TO YOUR SPECIFIC QUESTION
first of all ANY preorder is great. what matters most as far as bestseller lists is actually FORMAT. the best thing you can order for an author is not ebook or audiobook, it is HARDCOVER. personally i am an audiobook buckaroo myself so please understand you should order whatever format you want, but technically speaking the answer is HARDCOVER
next is WHERE do you order. this answer is pretty dang cool actually. the best place to order for the sake of author is your LOCAL INDIE BOOKSTORE. if you MUST order at a big timer website that is fine, but many bestseller lists are weighted towards indie bookstores
so to sum it up. the technical BEST WAY to support chuck with 'bury your gays' is to PREORDER a HARDCOVER from an INDIE BOOKSTORE.
thank you for your question but before you go trotting along i would like to add one more thing
all art is important. when we create things they serve as stepping stones for us to move along our journey as artists and creators on this timeline. i have so much love for every book i have made, from POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT to CAMP DAMASCUS
but i have to say with deep sincerity in my way, BURY YOUR GAYS is something special. i absolutely believe that if you care about fandom, or creation, or love, or fanfiction, or supernatural, or the future of media, or asexual buckaroos, or gay buckaroos, or bi buckaroos or any queer buckaroos, you will love this book. i promise buckaroo
it is the best thing i have ever written, and i think it is going to bend this timeline in incredible ways. i would like you to trot with me into the future, since we have already trotted this far together. i cannot say this enough: this one is special, and the timelines we create from here are going to make the whole dang world look up in surprise and say 'where the heck did that come from?'
so if you are even CONSIDERING preordering, take a moment a do it.
if you are one of those buckaroos who says 'chuck tingle is my favorite author ive never read' then now is your moment
lets trot buckaroos. thank you for reading and thank you for constantly proving to me that love is real
preorder BURY YOUR GAYS here
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