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grntaire · 9 months

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season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie

#that’s 6000 years of pent up feelings mama there’s no universe in which they don’t immediately end up covered in rug burns head to toe #thoughts

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jupitisms · 2 months

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GO PEARL GO!!

POSTMASTER PEARL MY BELOVED!! Genuinely the PET post office has been the highlight of season 10 for me so far I cannot wait to see what they get up to!

#pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft season 10 #hermit fanart #hermitblr #hc s10 #hermitcraft fanart #postmaster pearl #hc10 #digital art #my art #jupitisms #mcyt #mcyt fanart #honestly Pearl has been keeping me going atm #SHE HAS DELIVERED MUCH NEEDED JOY TO ME #cannot wait to see what they all do next #etho and tango art HOPEFULLY TO FOLLOW IF I DONT BURN OUT IMMEDIATELY #Bc I’d love to do art of the whole post office so bad it’s so CUTE

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booasaur · 5 months

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Vigil - 2x02

#vigiledit #bbc vigil #amy silva #kirsten longacre #suranne jones #rose leslie #vigil spoilers #vigil 2x02 #amy x kirsten #femslash related stuff #dawwww #and lol #the pregnancy being written in as it was really worked out actually lol #their relationship was always going to be the backdrop to the action plot of the season #so with the timeskip the baby just adds this immediate depth and richness to what went on in during it #and how wholeheartedly amy did apparently commit after season 1 #and poppy is not just amy's daughter now but kirsten's too #as for the plot of the season.....I see now why they feel like they're burning off what could have been a flagship show #the parallels were hard to watch!#funny how they fully meant this made up country to be a commentary on saudi #but turns out the west is propping up TWO genocidal middle eastern regimes' military objectives

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muffinlance · 2 years

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Kidnapped Zuko? Rescued by Gaang who dont know who he is and he has to hide his identity.

Okay, so. There’s already a teenager down in Commander Muttonchop’s brig. This fact is so far past concerning it’s wrapped around to let’s-not-think-too-hard-about-this hilarity, and Sokka finds himself grinning, and offering the guy a good ol’ fashioned Water Tribe wrist shake through the bars. They’re neighbors, after all.

“Hello, Fellow Prisoner. What are you in for?”

“I, uh,” says Fellow Prisoner, who is clearly undersocialized from his time in here. He’s looking a little grimy around the edges of his all-black outfit, and the bruises on him have had time to get newer, fresher bruises on top, which is just. That is all kinds of reassuring. Oh, and the giant fiery facial scar. Also reassuring. Though at least that one’s a few years old. So… inflicted when he was, what, Aang’s age?

So reassured, is feeling Sokka, for the Fire Nation’s upcoming hospitality.

“Uh,” repeats Fellow Prisoner, who is uncoiling a little in the direction of Sokka’s offered hand. As if Sokka was trying to coax him out, and hadn’t just sort of forgotten he was holding it there while his thoughts were doing their downward spiral. But hey, one man’s desperate attempts to keep his cool were another man’s offer of friendship. Fellow Prisoner grasped his wrist and shook it, in both the most technically correct and least experienced Water Tribe wrist clasp Sokka has ever experienced.

“Zhao thinks I was stealing military correspondence,” the guy says.

“Were you stealing military correspondence?” asks Sokka.

“Only his,” scowls Fellow Prisoner, to whom Sokka takes an immediate liking. “...What did you do? To get arrested. But not killed. He doesn’t usually…”

So, so reassured.

“Oh, you know,” Sokka says, continuing to shake wrists, because it is becoming clear that Fellow Prisoner has no idea how long this is supposed to last and Sokka isn't going to be the one to stop him. “The usual. Found the Avatar. Became traveling companions. Got captured doing something definitely heroic that did not in anyway involve excessive screaming of an unmanly pitch.”

“...The Avatar?” says Fellow Prisoner, who clearly knows how to focus on the important points.

“I’m bait,” says Sokka.

“For the Avatar.”

To be fair, Sokka is still a little stuck on that point, too. It’s been a few weeks, but he still wakes up too-hot in the night and wondering why the stars above him aren’t quite right.

“Yep,” he confirms.

Fellow Prisoner’s face does a thing. A sort of processing, processing, processing thing that involves progressively more scowling. “The Avatar left you? I knew the old man must be a coward.”

“So,” Sokka says, “about that.”

Fellow Prisoner drinks up Sokka’s story like a man who’s spent three years in a desert searching for water.

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(It’s been two and half years.)

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Their escape involves a significantly higher swords-to-escapees ratio than Sokka had anticipated, which is distractingly epic.

Also, the last-minute bison save is both the stupidest thing his little sister could have possibly done and very welcome, which means that Sokka is going to catch his breath and let some of his adrenaline fade before channeling his inner Gran-Gran for a lecture.

Fellow Prisoner sheaths both his swords. And kind of stares, rather than sitting down, so Sokka pulls him over before the bison turbulence (read: catapult dodging) can do the job. This does nothing to interrupt the staring.

“Hi,” says Aang, looking back from Appa’s head. “I’m Aang! What’s your name?”

“...Li?”

Under the sunlight, Fellow Prisoner’s eyes glint gold. He is… very Fire Nation-y looking, now that there is enough light to see him. And he is warmer against Sokka’s side than anyone not feverish should be, even in the ridiculous heat these northerners call ‘winter’.

“Are you a firebender?” asks Aang, like that question hasn’t spent decades earning its status as an insult.

“Uh,” says Li.

“Great!” says Aang, who has already figured out Li-speak. “I need a teacher!”

On the deck below them, Zhao has gone from shouting to laughing.

Sokka continues to be reassured.

#Zuko: I will definitely not ruin this for myself #also Zuko: *immediately gets declared a traitor to his nation AND burns bridges with the Gaang*#Sokka: oh my god he's literally a hot idiot #And There Was Only One Braincell #this doesn't have to be Zukka but boy did I want to use that tag #Avatar The Last Airbender #atla #Zuko #Fellow Prisoner Li #ficlet

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nibbelraz · 2 months

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I am endlessly entertained by the prospect of MBJ just having literally no clue how human physiology works, and thus believing everything he hears (which, paired with SQH's propensity for saying dumb shit without thinking, is a recipe for disaster)

like:

SQH: ugh if I read any more expense reports my eyeballs will fall out of my head

MBJ: *frantically gathering as many expense reports as he can carry before shoving them into the fire*

SQH: *literally watching all his work burn up in flames* i-

MBJ: please hold in your eyeballs

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SQH, offhandedly: lmao wei qingwei ate so many bao buns at the festival that I honestly think he's going to turn into one

MBJ, absolutely horrified, actually gives his condolences to the (very confused) human man because this affliction which will soon take his humanity is a fate worse than death. Also he starts hiding SQH's melon seeds

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SQH: ugh I'm so stressed out i'm gonna EXPLODE

MBJ: NO-

Yes YES OH man Shang Qinghua definitely has no filter when complaining about stuff, Poor Mobei he's learning so many awful things about humans and how MUCH DANGER THEYRE IN (how much danger his favorite human is in)

He tries to learn more about what can happen to his poor human so he's spying on Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghuas meetings only to hear them BOTH dramatically explain how tired they are, Shen Qingqiu with some peak lord duties juggled with Binghe and Shang Qinghua with just the amount of paper work and how they both won't make it if things don't slow down soon which prompts Mobei to immediately tell Luo Binghe that his consort is going to DIE if he doesn't get rest immediately this second

I can see this getting SO out of hand so fast, He'd bury Shang Qinghua in blankets and hold him tight so absolutely nothing can bother him and he'd be safe

#svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #bingqiu #i would read a fic about this immediately i love how they cant communicate #because i know Shang Qinghua would be WAY too confused to even try to put together wtf is happening with his king #he misses his melon seeds #and his work keeps getting burned #my king what are you doing? Are you trying to make my work longer?#also Binghe would wholehearedly belive Mobei if he said his shizun is dying from lack of rest #immediately making Shen Qingqiu lay in bed and latching onto him and hiss8ng at anyone that bothers them #nib text #ask

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factual-fantasy · 9 months

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#Okay little bit of a lie I DID finish the thing I was workin on #but I called it quits right after XDD #it HURT #like RILLY BAD #and it burnt my widdol thumb too 😭#and the skin immediately peeled off and EHGR #I might have just wanted an excuse to stop working and take a break ngl-#but still guys listen hot glue is rilly hot okayyyy is hotttt and my lil burn is a big boy burn I promise-#my leg still burns and it hurts to sit criss cross apple saurce 😃👍#I am the LARGEST baby ever #but hey look spooky eyes how neato #also dramatic drippy face thats rilly fun to draw

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saturdaysky · 25 days

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a little morning pick-me-up

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A morning on the way to Baldur's Gate. The party booked themselves into an inn and enjoyed real beds, hot baths, and privacy for the first time since the Nautiloid.

Gale and Mayhew shared a room, of course. They were filled with the relief of surviving the shadows and the glow of finally getting together, so their private room was probably a blessing for the whole party, honestly.

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This was some ascended anatomy practice! Referenced some great stock from @null-entity.

#some people speed run the galemance but i played it as the world's longest slow burn #act 1 was fuuull of uneven feelings and perceived unrequited feelings and slow-building respect #mayhew was immediately down bad & suffering after the weave scene. Plus Gale's lukewarm reaction to flirting felt like people-pleasing #gale slowly emerged from his depression hole much later and only then caught real feelings - but the orb put paid to acting on them #so in my game they simply had a very loaded laden-with-unspoken-feelings friendship until near the end of act 2 #they got like one (1) week of happiness before the horrors of act 3 hit. starting with Mayhew getting unwillingly astral tadpole'd #it's tragic and i love it #also: chubby gale. tumblr do you see my vision #mayhew sees my vision #please also appreciate mayhew's bed head and the too-big-for-gnomes dishware. i chuckled about those #my art #mayhew #gale dekarios #gnome tav #gale x tav #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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strandedcrow · 3 months

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creachure

#I FINALLY DREW SOMETHING 🎊🎉🥳🎉🎊🍾🎊🍾🎉#i Think this is the style i wanna draw him with now i just have to practice it some more #but not today bc i don’t wanna immediately burn myself out again #the dark urge #durge #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dragonborn #my art

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theladyigraine · 5 months

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oscar vs. resilience in sim city

#f1edit #f1 #landoscar #oscar piastri #lando norris #twinklaren #celebedit #myedit #just a short gifset but i couldn't resist #if someone asked me math questions i'd also crash and burn immediately

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canisalbus · 2 months

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realistically, i know fur cannot tan. but in my heart i believe vasco would love to sunbathe and would develop an even warmer golden brown from it, while machete would turn pink-red from merely going outside for more than 10 minutes

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#Vasco has that sunkissed aura to him and I'd love it if he was able to tan visibly #Machete is very sensitive to the sun and will burn if he's outside for too long on a sunny day #mostly on the spots where the fur is thinnest like his ears and snout #it's not like he combusts immediately but it's just easier for him to avoid the midday heat if he can #answered #anonymous #modern Machete knows that albinism comes with a significant risk of developing skin cancer and is used to taking preventative measures #it's a good thing he likes high coverage clothing #most dogs don't need sunscreen and being covered in fur complicates things but if he knows he'll be outdoors for longer than a brief moment #he will put some on his ears and nose to protect them

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scrimblyscrorblo · 7 months

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I refuse to believe this woman can cook, im sorry. Renowned doctor and botanist(?) has 0 kitchen abilities.

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer art #artists on tumblr #demon slayer #kny headcanons #kny kocho #kny shinobu #kocho shinobu #shinobu kocho #aoi kanzaki #kanzaki aoi #KNY Aoi #she can’t cook for shit #she walks into the kitchen #and she’s immediately escorted out #giyuu has thrown a towel at her before #it’s cuz she burned water #don’t ask me how

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moonsnqil · 8 months

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does aftg count as a slow burn if we didn't even know there was a spark until the last book

#and tbh after that was established everything went relatively quickly #raise your hand if you had to google if the books contain romance halfway through reading #raise if your hand if you had to google who the main ship even is immediately after #🙋‍♀️#yknow that one post that said aftg is only a slow burn the second time you read it #yeah #aftg #andreil #the foxhole court #all for the game #tfc #nora sakavic #andrew minyard #neil josten

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braisedhoney · 1 year

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i actually feel

happy.

#ney's art #ney’s comics #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #tsp #tsp fanart #tspud #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the stanley parable fanart #the stanley parable #the zending #i love the narrator very much and so i make him very sad #blame the quality voice acting okay it’s the TRAGEDY #the light room…#cap’n ney stop drawing in long bursts with no breaks and then immediately burning out bc of it challenge (impossible)

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purposechef · 2 months

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first (& second) kiss

#sydcarmy #syd x carmy #carmen x sydney #slow burn #the bear fanart #illustration #my art #artists on tumblr #art #black and white #fanart #lovers #then immediately after they did the rest of dinner service like nothing happened #but then went home together and kissed s'more minus clothes

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literallyjusttoa · 4 months

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Left this abandoned in the drafts (which is a bit ironic) but it's a spin on this post, where instead of Apollo just being locked in some room on Olympus somewhere, he's bound to the ruins of an abandoned Ancient Greek city. Maybe somewhere near Delphi, maybe Troy, idk.

#trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #sunny speaks #would this count as another au? idk #apollart #I got this Idea after learning about ancient Thera (which I can't believe I didn't know about before)#It was kind of the Ancient Greek equivalent to Pompeii? Except the volcanic eruption was MUCH more catastrophic #but because the eruption was so big the people on the island had warning signs for like a decade before it happened #So we have ruins that have been perfectly preserved but there are no bodies #Bc all the people were able to evacuate before the disaster #I mean there aren't even animal corpses at these sites they got everyone out #Fun fact this is also considered to be a large reason why Minoan civilization ended up falling apart #ANYWAYS all that aside I heard “abandoned ruins that have been perfectly preserved in ash” and immediately thought “Hmmmm yes ... suffering #Though to be clear I would not put Apollo in the ruins of ancient Thera (Tho the thought of him being the local cryptid of Santorini is fun #But you know what other city was burned to the ground? Heeheehee

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peachssodapop · 10 months

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some LU doodles based on lately the HW Link and Young Link relationship has been taking up all my brain functions, Jojo's Wild design, and I was thinking about the mermaid tail from Oracle of Ages I think it's really cute he's like a fish

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu time #lu warriors #lu wild #lu legend #my art #sometimes I read the Love Duty and Potatoes series from Estajay on ao3 again and it creates a total monopoly on my brain for a few days #I'm working on Oracle of Seasons rn and that thing appeals to me greatly #i adore the first game so the first dungeon of that game being similar to level 1 of the original #And bringing back Aquamentus made it immediately capture my heart #along with the old men hidden behind bushes you need to burn who give you rupees and tell you it's a secret #RIP theyre not moblins though

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