What is the reaction of dazai (port mafia brothers AU) to shin soukoku?
Well...
Dazai: It's horrible! He's kind, he's hard working. He's got a stable job at one of our front companies, some cat cafe. He makes cupcakes and saves us all our favourite ones.
Odasaku: I thought you wanted Akutugawa to make new friends.
Dazai: Well I changed my mind!
Ango: How did Akutugawa meet Nakajima anyway?
Dazai: They met at the library a while back. Gin's got into baking and Ryuu wanted to find a recipe book so they could bake together. Like the amazing big little brother that he is.
But while he's a great cook, he was completly and utterly confused and supposedly Nakajima noticed and offered to help him.
Odasaku: That's kind of him.
Dazai: I guess.
Ango: Oh the cat cafe? I've definitely seen them together when I've walked past. They look like they're having fun.
Dazai:...Now you mention it Ryuu's been spending a lot of time there. But only on the days Nakajima isn't working.
Odasaku: He's been over a lot too hasn't he?
Dazai: Yeah, whenever I go to visit Ryuu, Nakajima is usually over. Even early in the morning which is werid, he was wearing Ryuu's pj's just this morning and looked so embarrassed to see me.... Gasps
Odasaku: pats his shoulder Don't freak out you don't know for certain.
Dazai:...Yeah, yeah it might've just been a sleepover. Yeah, I don't know if there's actually something going on between them holding his glass so tight it starts to crack
Ango: Could be worse, at least you haven't walked in on em.
Dazai:.... faceplants onto the table
Odasaku: pats his head There there. To Ango That was funny but your not helping.
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......He's getting there?
(If Atsushi's in this AU he ran away from the Orphanage earlier, working at a Port Mafia front organisation and apart from the full moon stuff he's doing alright.)
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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
//
kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
//
atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
//
and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh
atsushi: oh no
//
akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
//
eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him
atsushi: no??????????????
//
kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
//
atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
//
atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
//
yeah
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The Port Mafia brothers AU
@christelightlavo You put this idea in my brain and now it must happen.
Dazai: walking into Akutugawa's room I know it's late but I really need to.... Talk
Akutagawa: in bed with Atsushi
Dazai:.....
Akutugawa: Don't freak o-
Dazai: Ryuu Noooo! Walks in, sits down facing away from them You... Him... Here...ahhh..
Atsushi: whispers Is...Is he gonna be okay?
Akutagawa: whispers back Give him a moment.
Dazai: I need a moment! I'm an adult. I'm a Port Mafia executive. I can handle this. I'm okay. He slowly looks back at Akutugawa and Atsushi
Dazai: Ryuu no!
Atsushi: Hey erm can you keep it down you're gonna wake up Gin.
Dazai: I'm not ready to talk to you yet, young man!
Akutagawa: face palms
Gin: What's up I heard screaming... Oh...Ew leaves
Dazai: Okay Ryuu, I just wanna say, that I am hurt. And I don't think little brothers are supposed to do... What you... Ohhh I just got a mental picture! Runs out the room
Atsushi:...Well that went well?
Akutagawa: Oh you think? I'm lucky if he'll be able to look me in the eye for the next decade.
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