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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
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kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
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atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
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and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh 
atsushi: oh no
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akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
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eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 
atsushi: no??????????????
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kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
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atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
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atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
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yeah
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1nsomniacwriter · 2 years
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Once Atsushi and Akutagawa start dating Atsushi has absolutely no issue with taking Akutagawa's credit card or wallet and buying himself stuff. Atsushi regularly spends more of Akutagawa's money on himself than Akutagawa spends in a month.
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mechizilla · 2 months
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ratscantwrite-alt · 5 months
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SSKK, ranpoe and SKK
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dazaiskinnie · 6 months
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Dazai: Is there another word for horny but not in a sexual way?
Dazai: Like I'm horny for halloween, but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you know?
Chuuya: Do you mean... excited?
*Shin soukoku absolutely horrified*
Chuuya, telling aku and atsu: Dazai, failed 1st grade English, so his vocabulary is a little weak.
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karmicpunishment · 9 months
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atsushi with more cat/tiger behaviors but some lesser discussed ones:
he scratches all the doorways of the agency building and his dorm. kunikida scolds him for damaging property for over an hour but while he apologizes he’s strangely uncontrite (at least for atsushi who tends to overapologize) about it
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a mostly nocturnal sleep schedule feels the most natural to him but since his orphanage’s schedule was (quite literally) beaten into him, he regularly wakes up early, though after a long mission or multiple in a row, he tends to sleep through the day instead.
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when really frustrated (usually during an argument with akutagawa) he has a tendency to stomp his feet. it tends to break the tension, and atsushi finds its super embarrassing. akutagawa finds it cute
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he’s constantly fighting the urge to sit on his coworkers desks while they’re working and distract them. same with knocking things off their desks.
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head bunting!!!! he first starts doing it to kyouka after the end of the guild plot. just does it to her one morning while they’re cooking breakfast without realizing. he’s mortified for a moment until kyouka does it back, equally shy yet earnest about it. slowly he catches himself doing it to the rest of the agency: when kenji gives him a hug after a mission, when yosano buys him something he was looking at during a shopping trip, while sharing lunch with the tanizakis, to ranpo after atsushi solves his first mystery on own, to kunikida and dazai after a dangerous mission. he hasn’t worked himself up to doing it to the president yet (and fukuzawas kind of sad about it). dazai and kunikida are the most flustered by it, kenji and kyouka do it back to him the most.
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as much as he hates being locked up or confined against his will (and he really hates it), he genuinely loves being in small spaces. he sleeps in the closest for kyoukas privacy but he does geniunely feel comfortable there. sometimes he eats lunch under his desk or in the supply room if he’s feeling stressed. dazai did give him a giant box once to see if he’d sit in it and he totally did.
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he tends to suck on the corners of blankets and things like his shirts or sweaters when he’s asleep or distracted. dazai used to tease him for it until he read that it was often found cats taken to soon from their mothers. he didn’t really find it funny after that
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he will just Stare at people. agency members look up from their work and will see him looking directly at them. he usually snaps out of it right after and apologizes but just like slow blinks and winks and closing his eyes, he starts doing it more and more as he gets in tune with his ability.
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frostlineprince · 1 year
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please kafka asagiri i want them to be happy
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iicaru2 · 6 months
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every single time the full moon comes around akutagawa goes “Is it that time of the month again, Jinko?” to atsushi at some point and it always unfailingly pisses him off to no end
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nihilo-sensei · 15 days
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Akutagawa is the only person Atsushi’s told about his hallucinations (and the only person other than Lucy and Fitzgerald of all people to have an idea of how bad the abuse Atsushi suffered at the orphanage really was), but Ranpo, Dazai, and Kyouka are probably aware of them to various extents.
Ranpo is Ranpo and has probably noticed how Atsushi’s eyes will absently drift to empty spaces in the office sometimes before he comes back to himself and snaps his eyes back to his work. He may or may not have guessed the cause. If he has figured it out he doesn’t know what to do about it.
Kyouka lives with Atsu and Dazai is his mentor. There’s no way they haven’t noticed that something is wrong with him even if they don’t know what it is.
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sickficideas · 20 days
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one of my favorite things to imagine is atsushi noticing akutagawa being kind of sluggish and a little pale...he pulls off a glove to press his palm up to akutagawa's forehead to see if he has a fever and of course he does 😭 "You're burning up, you should be at home!!!" he tells him all pouty and expects akutagawa to argue or smack his hand away but he's so out of it that he's too defeated by being caught to say anything back 😔 and i love the idea of akutagawa laying his head on atsushi's shoulder cause he's so tired 💔 he's been working for days without sleep and he doesn't feel good 💔💔
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my favorite sskk trope is ppl like akutagawa’s acquaintances meeting atsushi and being flabbergasted that the sweetest, purest, softest, can do no wrong-est guy is with mr grumpy pants and no one believing akutagawa when he says that atsushi is actually feral
so essentially ppl having a very soft baby boy uwu perspective of atsushi just becuz he’s sweet and smiles a lot and so on 
but akutagawa obviously knows atsushi since theyre dating so he’s like ‘guys. guys no. guys yesterday i told him he should eat something other than chazuke and he tried to bite me. guys. guys please believe me.’
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alien-slushie · 21 days
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Headcanon that Akutagawa once gave Atsushi a dead bird.
Most of the agency think it was a form of harassment, or maybe even a d*ath threat, but Atsushi is torn between offended, and touched. On one hand, he can hunt for /himself/, thank you very much, on the other, Akutagawa was trying to make sure Atsushi was taken care of.
What did Akutagawa actually mean by giving Atsushi the bird? Nobody(except maybe Ranpo) knows!
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mechizilla · 6 months
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Headcanon that Atsushi has tritanopia (blue colorblindness)
Atsushi always hears things like "You have pretty eyes/weird eyes/sunset eyes" and the like. It always leaves him confused because as far as he can tell, he has average looking brown eyes.
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Left is regular color vision, right is the tritanopia filter
Cats are usually partially colorblind anyway! Seeing less color means being able to see contrast better, which is very important to big cats >w<
Also for the SSKK of it all- A couple Akutagawas put through the tritanopia filter (He's always prettier from the Atsushi pov cuz Akutagawa has extreme contrast he's essentially black and white ;u;)
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Thank you for listening ><
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ac3th3shark · 3 months
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Kunikida going through all 5 stages of grief every time he finds out who's dating.
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noose-lion · 6 months
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The worst part about liking bsd for so long is that you will literally have headcanons about the character's hands.
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nonbinary-akutagawa · 4 months
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When will people realize akutagawa doesn't text or email he literally refuses, he'll pick up the phone sure but that is it, if you can't phone him then by letter it will have to be, atsushi learnt this and now he sends akutagawa a hand written letter every week to arrange to meet up for a date like they're in the Victorian era or smth
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