#BETWEEN the bottles
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Week 2 of my war with the spiders.
Since our last battle, my adversaries have grown bold. They built strongholds in occupied lands instead of the neutral territories we had agreed upon. Such an act of aggression could not be ignored and I was forced to use The Machine, that great and terrible beast. It pains me, mind and body, to use but it is effective.
Despite the ferocity of our battle this day, few spiders were injured and none were killed that I could see (although I am not ignorant enough of the horrors of war to imagine that no casualties could have occurred without my perceiving them). Those who were captured were released in their home lands.
I pray that this act of mercy will lead to the end of this war, to this needless violence. I pray that peace between our two peoples can be achieved. I pray, but I do not dare to hope. I have long since lost hope.
Give my love to the children and to your mother. I will see you again my love, I swear it. Be it in this life or the next.
#the spider war#I swear these bitches keep testing me#mother fucker built a web IN MY SHOWER#MY SHOWER#and not just the top#BETWEEN the bottles#who does that?#fucker did it over night too#bold#too bold#had to bust out the vacuum#bitches#bitch ass spiders#you do you babes#but stay out of my shower fr#spiders
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I will say that, as someone who takes care of an 8 year old, it is pretty hilarious to think about Dick fighting crime so young. Like there's just packs of animal crackers in the batmobile because Dick will get hungry during the middle of a case. And god forbid Bruce forgets to pack a water bottle for Dick because then he'll just hear a litany of, "I'm thirsty, I need water." I mean, I know Dick is usually depicted as more mature/responsible than your average kid, but it's so funny to think about Bruce and Alfred having to deal with some of those typical kid needs and behaviors.
#let's be real--between bruce and alfred--forgetting a water bottle would not be an issue#but still idk maybe dick runs out and so bruce has to be like SIIIGHHHH and stop at mcdonalds to buy him more water#Dick Grayson
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post canon laishuro prelude :>
#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#laishuro#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#pulling this out of my ass at 3 am im sorry if its weird#woooweee im embarassed sharing this tbh#i never make anything like this b4 idk making dialogue and stuff aaaaa#also 'friends' who fight like them irl have stronger bonds going forward this is fact#toshiro warming up to laios post canon and them understanding each other better /sigh#i need a slow burn fic of them so bad#idk how to put this but#the way toshiro just letting them call him shuro for years really speak volume about how extremely introvert he is#like!?!#bfrrrr dude#he's way too good at bottling shit up#the contrasts between him and laios.... peak fiction imo#p.s my pc crashed 10++ times when im making this i almost lost a page it was terrifying
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Going to break into your house with pots and pans and yell at you until you reframe your thinking of productivity to include more than just schoolwork or a salary or chores and the like.
Did you do a thing? Was there a positive result for you or someone else?
Congratulations, you did a Productivity!!!
You aren’t ALWAYS going to be able to have the energy to do what we consider traditionally productive. You won’t always have the motivation.
Yeah, maybe you could have spent two hours studying for that test instead of 15 minutes. Maybe you could have cleaned the kitchen instead of the dishes. And? That’s still something!
Productivity is doing things!! Did you eat food and drink water? You did something that helped your body work! Doodled in class? You made art! Even just posting theories and memes on tumblr dot com is a thing! You thought out the post, figured out how to organize it (even if you don’t realize you did that) and you made it! And now other people can see and you DID something and you should be proud!!!
Be proud of yourself or I am going to show up outside your window tonight and scream positive affirmations louder than a cat who has just discovered her food bowl is empty.
#ESPECIALLY if you are disabled or mentally ill or sick or neurodivergent or any of the like#For me with ADHD and oftentimes poor mental health I really struggle to be traditionally “productive”#And earlier today I was frustrated because I was having a difficult time finishing a school assignment.#But also?#I noticed and made a post about a parallel between comic panels.#I’m working on a long post analyzing specific quotes from Webtoon.#I got up and got a water bottle.#Is that not productive?#Does that not produce a result that I and others may enjoy?#y’all have GOT to acknowledge little victories because that took effort and THAT was productive and Im sosososososososososo proud of you!!#adhd#autism#neurodivergent#i dont know what all to tag this as so feel free to reblog with any tags you feel this applies to or apply to you in relation to this!!#productive#disability#actually autistic#actually adhd#rambles
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Last piece ❤️💙
There are still leftovers of the Calendar as well as some A5 prints with calendar pieces 💞
linktr.ee/Mezzy (or check my Tumblr for links)
#klance fanart#klance#voltron legendary defender#ooofff you ever feel like you keep doing things and things are still to get done???#i keep saying this every five posts#i start to think loving getting in the 'art zone' is my biggest vice#because sure i sketch or do some digital work from time to time but if i haven't sat down to draw for hours#until eyes sting and neck cant move and brain sleepy af? is it drawing anymore? is it living anymore? yeah i thought so#im the main person making grocery shopping in this house did you know? for three people#there is always something running out and like let me tell you i already answer business emails while eating#i cleaned the windows today before my first coffee#okay to be fair i started it but apparently i used the wrong bottle and i smeared anti grease all over the windows#and then finished my coffee staring at the curvy roads of a thin film painted between me and the world promising myself to never do anythin#before first coffee#either way i feel like i havent been very present or entertaining lately#by which i mean on and off for months#am i correct or am i partially correct or reimagining things? who knows#but i keep having so many things i want to do it just keeps on going#i'm starting with commissions now#BUT THEN!!#haha yeah i hope you are having a great November and enjoy this piece!!#sending hugs <3 if you like them if not#a gentle wave from a far
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"I'm a fan of looking sharp regardless of the occasion." 😏
#charles leclerc#f1#*#my edit#sharl: OF COURSE#*pats his own tit*#between this and the bottle cap flinch... he's not short on vanity 🤪🤭
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oscar, darling, why are you taking a picture of lando if it’s not part of the challenge?
#like can he be more obvious?#but i loved this whole video#the contrast between lando helping oscar with his photos and oscar just kinda standing there without helping lando much#also lando using oscar’s drink bottle?#it’s such a small mundane thing but can also have connotations if you think about sharing a straw#just the no hesitation of using oscar’s bottle and not thinking he’ll mind either 😭#mclaren is feeding us the landoscar content we deserve#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#twinklaren
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I was on a long car trip today and I thought, you know what I would really love? A shadowgast spy au. A political intrigue au. Even just a plain political au. I haven't seen Fellow Travelers (yet) but I bet it would make for a stellar au. I want those complicated plots and layered dialogues that require at least two readings for you to understand what's going on. I want something meaty and serious and wordy. A West Wing au. I won't ask for recs because I have likely read everything AO3 has to offer, but I will give you my firstborn for a new fic like this.
#i know i should heed my own advice and pick up bop again. i will one day i promise#shadowgast#critical role#this is a message in a bottle#halfway between a coin in the well and a to whom it may concern
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Hi, since you're done with the event, did you also get sad thinking how it's a place that basically makes wishes come true so the reason Kaeyas vision is different with his new outfit is because he wishes he didn't have to chose between Monstadt and Khaenri'ah and could just fully belong somewhere or is it just my sad ass?
kaeyas vision is different??
holy shit i almost didnt notice just from looking in the game until i made screenshots to look at it side to side
the star shape and the wings.... its a mashup of mond and khaenri'ah.....and the mond half got the 3 spikes instead of the 2 spikes it has in his regular outift, like the other mond ppl...... augh everything hurts
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im still very sick and lets just say it aint goin well.
(please let me be healthy soon)
#i couldnt think of anyone to draw of my ocs or fanart or whatever#so i just drew me staring into the distance with my really red nose from blowing it so much.#woe is me guys i hurt all over#and i messed up with pain meds because WHY do we have two different looking bottles of ibuprofen with different labels and pills#and then also tylenol off brand#i thought i was alternating between advil and tylenol but nah im just taking dose after dose#of ibuprofen yesterday and now im having chest pains which i dont think are related#but the breathing pains on top of my back pains on top of my wheezing and coughing throat pains are like please i need meds#i want to not be miserable by christmas#how have i been with my parents for like 4 days and all of them have been me being v sick
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If you are ever in doubt wether my posts with demo and soldier interacting are boots n bombs or not i promise you it is intended to be fully and utterly homosexual
#They might not always be balls-slapping-the-taint deep in each other when i draw them#but i assure you its boots n bombs#i draw them like how masashi kishimoto draws naruto and sasuke#never not thinking abt the other when drawing them#like do i have to draw them cumming in every hole before you are convinced its gay. look at them barbara.#do you think its galpal time when i use the half-zatoichi as the sword that kills soldier.#do u think i chose the katna cus i thought it was the coolest sword. or my fav sword to use.#no. im a bottle bitch.#you think i use THE gayest sword in tf2. the one that can oneshot 2 specific classes if they also carry the sword.#just so you can assume its a best friend thing.#i use the half-zatoichi bc that shit is gayer than gay sex#like wydm they can kill each other in one shot. homosexual behavior.#theyve killed each other so many times now that they have intimate knowledge of each others bodies#they know what to aim for to kill them. how to ngle the sword just so.#cross faction icons.#the blood and gore and violence is a hyper masculine way of them baring themselves to each other without having to commit#the danger and pain and betrayal that awaits when theyre openly and unapologetically friendly and close w each other#the fact when they WERE open abt it they were punished#they had to choose between their job and their friend and without the staged betrayal#without the lies fed to them they would have chosen friend#and you know the job is important to both of them#enjoyable even#bnb CAN be loveydovey picnic at the park#but its not all it is#its the war where they tear each other apart thinking the other is in the wrong#its their fear of committing again#its their festering image of what the other did and the inability to even attempt to clear it up till its too late#and its the way they can bounce back from it#because theyre gay barbara theyre homosexual
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some further first-time 911 viewer observations, tsunami edition, summarised from my discord screamings:
eddie dropping chris off with "his buck" just say "other dad" already
A FUCKING TSUNAMI??!?!
oh. oh no. oh no. he's got to tell eddie that--oh no.
THEIR FACES
i am emotionally compromised
OH THANK FUCK
i'm gonna watch that conversation again *watches it seven more times*
buck's "wait, am i gay?" post-feels face
THEY CAME BACK
oh shit buck is down SO bad
SOMETHING VERY LGBTQ IS HAPPENING RN
FUCKIGN KISS ALREADY
#911 abc#you know most shows nowadays don't know how to put blorbos through the Whump-O-Matic 9000#and then heal them up just enough to stick 'em right back in#but amid the extremely dubious emergencies#overbearing wholesomeness and bothsidesism#this show is somehow doing it every episode#it's like finding a bottle of chateau lafite 1896 tucked between the bottles of screw-top plonk at the corner shop#except somehow every time you go there you find another one
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Gummies, a short comic
(I’m no writer so bear with me)
Nika is acting strange
grabbing hold of the mechanic’s hand
Chuchu takes Nika to the Earth House dorms to see what’s up
Once standing now her back suddenly against the floor
Chuchu realized
she was the bottom of this relationship
Woah…Nika…
She’s on top of her
uniform unzipped
Where did the tie go?
The mechanic was leaning closer
she’s so…wobbly…ah…she fell over
Nika was now lying beside her making grunting noises
What’s gotten into her?! This isn’t like her at all…
“Nika-nee…”
Wait, what is that?
What the hell?
Gummies?
Is this what’s causing her to act so strangely?
Where did she even get these?!
Chuchu glanced over at Nika
She’s sitting now
and…chewing something..!!
She got it out
Nika on the other hand was now clenching Chuchu’s jacket tightly
She would NOT let go
Damn it Nika…
The mechanic brought the jacket down to Pom-Pom’s feet and pulled
Chuchu reluctantly stepped out of it as Nika kept pulling
The mechanic fell back, jacket in her grasp
Ah…she took my jacket…
Chuchu raised a hand to reach out towards Nika to give it back
but she was hugging it dearly
no clear sign of giving it up
Chuchu blushed
Cute…
She turned around, scratching the back of her neck
Well, it can’t be helped..
She looked back at Nika who was rubbing her face all over her pink jacket
Nika…
Chuchu walked over to her mechanic
squatting down, arms over her knees
Nika fell over to her side, giggling with the jacket in her face
Chuchu chuckled,
“You’re so drunk, Nika-nee.”
This wasn’t the time to play around though
even Chuchu knew that
She placed her hands under Nika and lifted her up
carrying her in her arms
Yeah she can carry her
Nika was taller but it wasn’t going to stop Chuatury Panlunch
Chuchu had notified the other Earthian girls via text to come to the dorms
She explained the situation and handed the near-empty bag of gummies to Aliya
Lilique placed her hands on her knees and looked down at a now sleeping Nika
She was worried
Nika wasn’t looking too good
The three knew they couldn’t take Nika to the nurse’s office
They would get in so much trouble for having these kind of gummies on campus
knowing they wouldn’t even get a chance to explain because they’re Earthians
then again
How did Nika even get these? There’s no way she’d eat these if she knew what was actually in them
Did she not notice the taste? Well, Chuchu didn’t know how they tasted like
For all she knows they could taste the same as regular gummies or even better!
Someone must have given these to Nika, saying they were just normal fruity gummies
Chuchu was going to get to the bottom of this
but for now
she’s going to stay by Nika’s side and look after her
Bonus:
#wow I finished this at 6 am#writing isn't my style but I wanted to provide more context to the images#idk if I’ll continue this but yeahhh#Nika is going to have a big tummyache and headache when she wakes up#but she’ll be okay bc Chuchu is there#and Aliya will provide remedies#this was all an excuse to draw a drunk Nika#which I want to explore more on if I continue this#her drunken state is supposed to reflect on her how she feels about being a go-between and having to endure the torment from the Spacians#bottled up emotions leaking out#that obviously wasn’t shown here but I have ideas#her love for Chuchu spilled out more#wanting to hold onto what she holds dear to her from the fear of losing them because she’s lying to them#nikachu#chunika#nika nanaura#chuatury panlunch#chuchu#gundam witch from mercury#g witch#my art
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flapanthers: cats are here 🔥
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A nasty, bitter sentiment that I know in my heart was common among the umanyar who knew Finwe, especially among the sindar:
Of course the man who forgot (abandoned) Elwe for the sparkling new allure of Aman would also forget (abandon) miriel for someone fresh and new like Indis. Would forget the dead and stolen of Cuivienen in favor of the political path of least resistance and invite Melkor into his city.
#Tolkien#San shoots the breeze#On one hand it's not really *fun* to hate on finwe because I know so many people like him!#And i'm not without sympathy for him#It's just that he left such a trail of damage behind him out of passivity and personal convenience#In ways that the narrative doesn't address#And I find it more compelling to think about all the nameless people who would watch/remember him from the sidelines#Just dark angry eyes and bitter tongues held between their teeth#Because speaking won't benefit anyone#Won't improve the situation#But if finwe were ever to be reimbodied he better *watch out*#Because that brew of rage and hurt and disappointment has been bottled up and ages like wine for millennia
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the truly problematic thing about having insanely vivid dreams just about every night--and i mean the kind of vivid where you remember details days or even weeks later, like it's just another normal-ass memory--is that you wind up losing track on an emotional level of what's real. like. i know that was a dream. obviously it was a dream. but some part of my brain misses it like it really happened. i am painfully, achingly nostalgic for people i've never met, places i've never been, shit that literally could not ever happen--but i feel as though i remember. which is just the most unhinged thing, right? like, i remember going on a run that took me over a fence into Disneyland, and i remember having to take a shortcut through a Chinese restaurant, but it was fine, because Erika Ishii was there, and they'd done this before, so no worries. right? no! obviously not! why do i remember this with such visceral clarity three weeks later?
oh, what's your favorite episode of this TV show? the one i dreamt. yeah, don't worry about it, it didn't make coherent sense, but it was in the feelings, right? my ship had the best fucking scene. no, of course i can't explain it to you, that's madness. it involved a rocking chair. don't worry about it. it's fine. it's super important i don't accidentally reference this in a fic someday, though.
this shit is deranged, dude. missing people who are quite literally my own brain's invention with an actor's face. missing places that are a meld of a movie i saw once, my childhood bedroom, the second floor of my high school, and inter-dimensional space. like. no! no, this shouldn't be a thing! is, though. the clarity of it. just fucking bananas. this has been happening to me my whole goddamn life.
#dreams#the worst thing about being a writer who has had these wildly vivid dreams forever#is the CLEAR awareness that they do not follow story-logic. dream-logic is special and near-impossible to properly bottle#so like. i can't even use these not-memories#i can't write my 'new favorite episode' and share it with the class#i can't even tell my wife about the shit i fully remember seeing and doing while i sleep. because i didn't.#the other night i had such an insane flying dream that i woke up and told her 'for the record: i do dream in color.'#and she went 'of course you do.'#and i was like 'yeah of course i do but also this one was actively switching between color and black and white so. guess it's for suresies.#anyway i haven't had a dreamless night in...a really fuckin long time and it's nuts. false memories. everywhere.#it's astonishing i don't forget more real shit to make room#tell you what though. it does make warring against parasocial instincts WORSE. i am a mature adult who knows better.#but good goddamn my subconscious isn't helping
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