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man-kills-everything · 5 months

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"Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! He said dripping with water." Cannibal! The Musical (AKA Alferd Packer: The Musical) Dir: Trey Parker (AKA Juan Schwartz) 1993

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snifsnoof · 1 year

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ca udraw kyle and stan in trey and matts cannibal! the musical outifts

this is such a coincidence because i was literally just finishing off this drawing LMFAOO its not kyle and stan but close enough <3

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shpadoinkle-day · 1 year

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By the way I made these three playlists for Trey's main roles:

Please feel free to enjoy and tell me what you think 🥰

#trey parker #playlist #BASEketball #joe cooper #cannibal the musical #alferd packer #joe young #orgazmo #plus a trey playlist im not linking but if u know u know lol #Spotify

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nartofk · 3 months

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"Be careful of my heart, won't you?"

#trey parker #cannibal! the musical #matt and trey #alferd packer #south park #tv girl #matt stone #forgive my bad editing im just a silly guy #baseketball #guys i did it again #omg i love them so much #i declare myself CEO of c!tm loool

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babyxenomorph · 1 year

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#trey parker #edited by me #edited with picsart #my edits #hope y’all enjoy #my edit #edited with prequel #cannibal! the musical #alferd packer #he’s so hot and dreamy #a real beauty of the mountains #it’s a shpadoinkle day #shpadoinkle #south park

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treyisms · 1 year

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listen ik its meant to be silly but i’d literally be begging on my hands and knees for forgiveness if trey wrote this about me (even through the context of a horse)

#like let me kiss u stink #you can be on top again idec #s loves trey musings <3 #trey parker #trey parker x reader #cannibal the musical #alferd packer

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sp-phantom · 1 year

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fudge, packer?

#alferd packer #matt stone #trey parker #matt and trey #cannibal the musical #cannibal! the musical #me

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incorrectlooneytunesquotes · 2 years

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The sthky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as full as a baked potato. I think I know prethcithsely what I mean when I say it's a schpedoinkal day.

Daffy Duck

#daffy duck #source: alferd packer: the musical

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enterplanetdust · 3 months

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i love trey parker and matt stone. i love south park and orgazmo and baseketball and cannibal/alferd packer the musical and princess and team america and that's my bush and mormon the musical and

#trey and matt #trey parker #matt stone #south park

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telekineticseance · 1 year

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Just letting y'all know I make character playlists in my free time as well. So if y'all wanna check those out here they are. <3 You can also follow me if you’d like on my profile and check out my other playlists as well!

MATTREY CHARACTERS:

JOE YOUNG - ORGAZMO

DAVE THE LIGHTING GUY - ORGAZMO

JOE COOPER - BASEKETBALL

DOUG REMER - BASEKETBALL

ALFERD PACKER - CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL

TV SHOW CHARACTERS:

EDDIE MUNSON (MORE LIKE HIS MIXTAPE) - STRANGER THINGS

CARMEN BERZATTO - THE BEAR

AZIRAPHALE - GOOD OMENS

CROWLEY - GOOD OMENS

LESTAT DE LIONCOURT - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

DEAN WINCHESTER - SUPERNATURAL

HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS:

ASH WILLIAMS - EVIL DEAD

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS - EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

PATRICK BATEMAN - AMERICAN PSYCHO

ART THE CLOWN - TERRIFIER

ERIC DRAVEN - THE CROW

CHAINSHIPPING - SAW

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pollypry · 2 days

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Alferd Packer: The Musical

#scanned by me 🫡#lmk if i should post more #pollypry #cannibal! the musical #cannibal the musical #trey parker #matt stone

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rockshrimp1989 · 1 year

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Behold, the Cannibal! The Musical-inspired boozy ice drinky-poo😁

Blood on the Snow

Once the ice has been crushed and shaved, mix together:

- Strawberry puree

- 30ml vodka

- A squirt of organic light agave for that Alferd Packer sweetness

Pour the mix onto the ice and enjoy! 🤩

Let's garnish it with a snowman!☃️

Pairs great with fudge, Packer🍫

@mattandtrey-advent

#cannibal the musical #matt stone #trey parker #matt and trey cocktails #shpadoinkle #matt and trey advent

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shpadoinkle-day · 1 year

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Annoying Trey Parker

If you don't know who Trey Parker is, might I suggest that that huge, dark object over your head is a rock you've been under for three years and you should come out from under it? I've been a fan of Trey Parker and Matt Stone since seeing Alferd Packer: The Musical about four years ago. I missed out on South Park at first, but when I finally did start watching it, I had no idea it was also by Trey and Matt. It did make a lot of sense when someone finally told me...anywho, how did I get ahold of Trey Parker to ask him these questions? Well, back when I first started the old website, I had a bunch of South Park stuff up, and one of the things was a series of questions I'd ask Matt and Trey...but not really. They were mostly stupid things that were just jokes. Well, somehow, Trey found the site and answered all the questions. This is why he got out of my standard Bad Taste and Simpsons questions. Yes, I feel stupid, but since I am so good at looking like an ass, anyway, what's a little help from one of the world's best satirists?

Me: In the song ''Blame Canada,'' Terrance and Phillip are referred to as cartoons, yet they interact with the people of South Park. Does this mean that the people are all cartoons and aware of that fact, or was ''cartoon'' just a better word in the song than ''movie?''

Trey: Shiela said they are actors, but Cartman said they were animated, but the movie IS a cartoon, dude.

M: In the South Park movie, was Big Gay Al cast in an anti-Canadian role as a testimony to the fact that ANYONE can succumb to biases, or was it just a cheap way to bring back a popular character?

T: It's just funny that they like him because it's a gay guy at a USO Show, gay and army usually don't mix.

M: Since it hurts to do Cartman's voice, do you find yourself sometimes conciously reducing his part or writing him out all together?

T: No, Cartman is the one who says the politically incorrect stuff that nobody else has the balls to say.

M: Does it bother you that people are always curious if you're gay even though it has absolutely NO baring whatsoever on your work and is a completely meaningless, stupid thing to wonder?

T: They do?

M: So...are you gay?

T: No, you seem like a big fan, ever heard of Lianne or Toddy?

(Lianne is the horse in Alferd Packer, but I don't know who Toddy is...)

M: How come the South Park home videos are still censored?

T: The people at Rhino are dicks sometimes.

M: Was the re-use of the stage name ''Juan Schwartz'' on the Mr. Hankey CD a signal to long time fans that there will be a Cannibal 2, or was it just a way to try and hide the fact that you two do all the voices?

T: We have long time fans?

M: Why the fuck was Orgazmo NC-17? Was it the dog humping scene? Was that scene fun to shoot? If you had to shoot that scene again, would you pick a different breed?

T: There is an unrated version out there somewhere too.

M: Was South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut always going to be an attack on the biased, idiotic MPAA, or did that just evovle because they really suck?

T: Both, just another group we hadn't offended enough yet

M: Tell me, if a group is an ''advisory'' board for parents, giving out ''suggestions,'' how is it that NO ONE under 17 was allowed into South Park without an adult, when surely a suggestion implies that parents should not allow their children to see it, not that the theatres should become some sort of police state just to keep underagers from YOUR film?

T: Ask the wangs who sell the tickets.

M: Whenever Hitler appears, he is always speaking gibberish. Is this a statement that people will follow along with anything if it's said well, or merely an indication of your lack of German skills?

T: That is all Matt's fault!!

M: How annoying is it when fans spot ''goofs'' that are actually jokes and make a big deal about how you fucked up? Like if someone said that Mr. Garrison's history lessons are very inaccurate or something.

T: Some people are complete retards.

M: DVDA should release an EP or something. You've already got at least 3 songs down.

T: In our spare time, right?

M: I hope you didn't try to answer that last one, as it wasn't a question.

T: I hate you now.

M: Nor was that.

T: I want to hit you.

M: If you two could be any type of fish, would you prefer Scooby Doo or erasable pens?

T: I want to bitchslap you and shoot frozen paintballs at you.

#trey parker #matt stone #interview #from the webarchive #GAY TREY TRUTHERS FALLEN TO THEIR KNEES myself included

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babyxenomorph · 1 year

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#trey parker #edited by me #south park #edited with picsart #my edits #hope y’all enjoy #my edit #cannibal the musical #alferd packer #cannibal! the musical #his eyes are the best part of this pic

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picsinhead-blog · 1 year

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Tim’s Favorite Movie Project: Cannibal! The Musical

Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

Directed by Trey Parker

Starring Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar

Released October 31, 1993 (sort of…)

Plot: On trial for cannibalism, Alferd Packer (Trey Parker) relates the story of how his traveling companions met gruesome ends in the Rocky Mountains. The tale involves lots of singing, a cyclops, fur trappers, Native Americans (?), and a missing horse.

One of my favorites because: It’s bonkers. Cannibal! The Musical is mostly a true story of survival in the American west, filled with catchy songs, sight gags, bizarre characters, and ludicrous dialogue. It was made on a shoestring, and although that’s obvious, it’s also obvious that it was made with attention to each and every detail. The DNA of Parker and Stone’s South Park is on display, from a voice here and a gag there to a fascination with the Mormon faith. It’s so, so strange, and so, so funny. It also serves as an inspiration for and a challenge to young and/or student filmmakers – you CAN do it, you really can, and it can be whatever you want it to be…but you’ve got no excuse for it not being any good.

My relationship to this movie: I started film school in the fall of 2002, nearly a decade after this film was completed, and South Park was in constant rotation. There was no legitimate streaming in those days, not really, so episodes floated around as individual DivX files (or whatever) and everyone I knew was quoting the show. (We’d also seen every episode because there had only been five seasons!) One night, as we were editing a class project in a dorm room – legit, cutting 16 MM film into strips, taping them to the top bunk, and splicing them back together on a portable reel to reel flatbed – my friends became aware that I had not seen Cannibal, and immediately put on the DVD. I was blown away – their excitement at showing me the film, the way they quoted and sang along with the movie, was like my own private Rocky Horror screening experience. I was making a student film, watching a film made by students, and for the first time understanding that this is for real. Shortly after, I bought that Troma DVD myself, and have since bought a subsequent Troma-released special edition. I’ve seen the movie dozens of times, and I’ve shown it to many people – friends, girlfriends, my parents. Whenever anyone mentions Provo, I have to stop and think whether it has a curse on it.

My favorite _________: Cannibal! The Musical is my favorite student film.

List Position at Debut: Cannibal! The Musical is the tenth entry in this project and starts at number seven.

#cannibal the musical #south park #favorite movies #trey parker #matt stone #musical #troma

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sp-phantom · 1 year

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#cannibal the musical #baseketball #south park #matt stone #trey parker #matt and trey #shpadoinkle #alferd packer #cannibal! the musical

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