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eremin0109 · 2 years

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What do you get when you mix Jim Sarbh's Malik Kafur with Jim Sarbh's Homi Bhabha?

A Desi Lestat de Lioncourt of course.

@mr-dickalambo Say, how’d you like to see Mr. Sarbh as a slutty gay vampire?

#Now listen to me #Y'all would be LYING if you said Jim isn't tailor-made for playing Lestat in the Indian version IWTV #IDK who Louis would be but if they cast literally ANYONE but Jim of Lestat I would be severely disappointed #Because he has EVERYTHING! Have you seen his previous characters?#Most of them are bitchy slutty and gay as fuck what else do you need???#that man can play a villian AND a yearning Loverboy deliciously and methinks his talents must not go to waste #Anyhoo I'm done rambling as if this is a real show that's coming out #Ah what a pity #It's just that Sam Reid gives off a lot of Him Sarbh vibes and I just HAD to get it out of my system #jim sarbh #iwtv 2022 #iwtv #Sam Reid #lestat de lioncourt #malik kafur #homi bhabha #padmaavat #rocket boys

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pushing500 · 1 month

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Alright, Duchess. You've got two boys and two girls. You can stop having kids now before we run out of cryptosleep caskets on the ship.

Welcome to Baby Gangster, by the way. I'm sure Dire Wolf is delighted to have a sister at last <3

I imagine that Pro, being air caste, is getting a bit sick of wandering around the planet. She's ready and raring to go, and who am I to deny her? Start the engine!

We were immediately raided by pigskins, who were scared off by Pro herself (she's quite dangerous with that Pulse Carbine of hers!), but not before one raider managed to throw some grenades.

Unfortunately, Magic Man's beloved pet razorjack Dopey was caught in the explosion (and the second explosion when the raider and her grenades caught fire). Magic Man was understandably distraught at this unwelcome development.

He wandered off to mope in the sauna, and we seized one of the sarcophagi that was littered around to bury Dopey just as she deserved. Poor thing.

Our phoenix owlcat Cannibal (I swear that name was randomly generated) was also exploded, but he has nine lives, so he walked it off. What a champ.

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sleepinglionhearts · 2 months

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It's all fun and games til you hit something you didn't expect in a construction zone and you pop both passenger side tires in what can only be described as the absolute worst occurence of fuckery you've encountered today

#personal #guess who's stuck in a parking lot for a while!!!!#and is also guilty bc this is their mom's car they're borrowing!!!!!!!#there's been so much road work on this part of the route tho #i know i hit a curb but i could swear that curb was like. 3 inches further to the right last time.......#not sure how i managed to fuck up the back tire too but you know what they say #don't half ass it full ass it #hm. wait. would full-assing be popping ALL the tires???#who knows!#ah... thankfully no one has stopped to bother me about it #i did get very pitying looks from a couple walking their dogs #and the homeless guy who looked like he was gonna approach but then looked at the fucking wheels and like. turned away #well! time to wait for family to come and lend a hand and if that doesnt work we call the roadside assistance 🙃

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invinciblerodent · 7 months

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Iona rolling an 8 on a strength check with a dc of 15 at the monastery's cable car wheel: "Ah, it's completely stuck, it won't budge at all, I bet nobody could move this 🥺🥺🥺"

Lae'zel, effortlessly spinning it with what I assume is one hand by rolling a 22: "you are so weak. like a tiny, pathetic gnat. you would not survive in a créche for one day. I could crush your skull with a single blow, or break your spine over my knee like a bundle of twigs."

Iona, now visibly vibrating with raw animal lust: "yea okay yeah and what else could you do."

#squirrel plays bg3 #in the background Astarion approves #we beat the grymforge today; time to go to the creche #btw; his “i'm not offering any rides if that's what you're thinking” line?#i'm picturing Iona just chiming in very casually with an “ah; pity.”#shadowheart and lae'zel disapproves -100

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janiedean · 5 months

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will get to all your lovely replies asap but for now let me get down the mood with my usual

fuck but i really do hate this month and everything it represents or better the fact that each single year it gets just more miserable

#i’m sorry fuck i wish i liked christmas i do #but i haven’t felt anything close to enjoyment of the period since what was it right ten exact years #every single fucking one of them it just got MORE fucking depressing #we dont talk about covid times because god i wish i could delete them from my existence #two years ago it was just depressing af #last year for a miracle it was halfway okay and hey managed to spend one with the grandmother for once #except she died three months later and this one it will be….. meh but the rest of the month has been a total nervewreck already #but of course EVERYWHERE around you is like JOYOUS TIME EVERYONE IS HAPPY SEASON OF MAGIC #as it is i’mma have to do half of the presents in january ffs #ah right forgot today was the anniversary of the other grandmother dying #and the entire first week is anniversary of 2020 nervous wreck of doom so hey that’s all fine #yeah that happened no i had no plans to mention it good luck to me wanting to move over that specific instance ig #i just wanna stop feeling stuck in being miserable until december 26th arrives and i can hope to get my shit under control the year after #yeah sorry for the pity party i’m just not feeling great whatsoever add feeling totally useless to the list and here we are #i’mma just go catch up on replies now just god now i feel like crap bc the moment i opened the app i just vomited out negativity g r e a t #personal for ts #janie rants

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fellhellion · 8 months

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🚬….

#am going to exhibit mental illness in the tags as heads up shdhdjfjf also dw none of what I say is #abt or concerns folks here but #yeah. as a tldr very Gabrielcore of me haha but yeah #I wondered for a long time how I could go years without #when a crumb here awakens a voracious hunger in me for affection and approval #and there is simply an element of ego to it - to enjoying the idea that those I admire like what i say #but I think the larger part is simply that I’m myself here #in a way I’m not irl. I’m not…I can’t be vulnerable to people. I can’t let them see me. I don’t want to be rejected I think #but here I am simply. unaware to people who don’t click with me. no one interacts w me unless they’d like to #and there’s a certainty to that which just isn’t quite present irl #so I think the reason I get so easily attached IS because it’s me. because it’s my true self. and I don’t. I don’t know how to not want that #approval and affection beyond just letting the feeling fade with time. beyond removing myself from spaces where it occurs #because it’s not. it’s not fair to foist that onto people who didn’t enter that knowingly. I don’t #I don’t want to be too much. I always feel like I’m too much. too serious too intense feeling too deeply and on and on #I m want to be just enough. not too little or too much.#and yet that’s not healthy nor is honest to those you want to connect w #and people aren’t obligated to connect w you - it’s egotistical to simply think you can correct social step your way into someone’s regard!#but ah I don’t know. it’s been a night. I just wanted to say it plain and honest and finally get it out #but this isn’t like shdhdj asking for pity and such. I’ll be okay it’s all just part of it #vent.txt

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la-galaxie-langblr · 2 days

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Got 22/50 on a grammar past paper it's so over

#12.5 hours until the exam #it is what it is etc and I'm not pulling an all nighter but COME ON BRAIN HAVE YOU RETAINED GENUINELY NOTHING FROM THIS YEAR #hot enby language summer will be re-learning this year's grammar so it stays in my head 😭#i kind of need to do well in my language module for year abroad applications and it's shaping up to be my worst module this year #really fumbled that one fr it's the only one that counts and i made it my last priority #ah well you live and learn #enough self pity back to the grind #ellis exclaims

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killjoy-prince · 12 days

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Project Diva X's way of getting outfits via rhythm game gacha makes me wanna run it over with a truck

#prince's talk tag #disclaimer: i do not drive #i love this game except for the way you get modules like fr #i have to play two thirds of a song to get to chance time‚ CLEAR chance time AND hit the star note and then HOPE the module i want appears #if i use a module that increases the chance of getting a new or rare one itd be a bit easier but i dont have one for Quirky!Meiko #ah in case you didnt know x is divided into clouds kinda like how prsk has different sekais #theres classic cute cool elegant and quirky. and the cryptonloids take on different personalities depending on the cloud #to clear a song you have to get enough voltage points and a good way to do thats is to wear modules and accessories that match the cloud #so for example the song Urotander Underhanded Rangers is a quirky cloud song #and base voltage is 100%. but if you use a quirky module and quirky accessories you can boost it so you get a headstart #on charging the voltage to clear the song #now each module has a special ability whether its helping with voltage or getting you more points or obtaining modules #this is where it gets tricky bc you need to use the appropriate modules to get the most voltage out of your gameplay #but if you want something specific like a new module but dont have a module that would make that easy for that cloud #then youll be playing the same song over and over until the gacha gods pity you and give you what you want #i want the underhand red modules for Meiko (both masked and unmasked versions)#but i dont have quirky meiko modules that increase the chance of getting a new or rare modules #and using a module that isnt quirky decreases my starting voltage by 20% and i need that voltage #bc fun twist if you dont clear the voltage by the end of the song you dont get a new module if you unlock it during chance time #theres a meiko festival thats hard af to play in this game where you have to play 3 hard ass songs to get the voltage high enough #but the outfit has a 1 in 4 chance of showing up #so you could be doing so good and then during chance time (which happens during the third song) the module wont show up #so you gotta do it all over again #OR the opposite where you dont get enough voltage but the module you need DOES show up but you dont get the module #bc your voltage wasnt high enough #i love this gameeeeeeeeeee

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angeltism · 1 month

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everybun pray <- pulling for meeeeee :3

#➳ the fool speaks #i have like 20 pulls but at least i have guaranteed ? erm #forgor what my pity is at but ah well

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leatherbookmark · 2 months

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samesies

#liveshrimping #if this wasn't a costume drama he would've gone aiyo wodemaya! what a pity! however nothing in this situation is my fault #hm. ah. that scene was beyond cringe but at least i got kk coughing up blood from it. it's always good and sexy when men do that #omg it would have been better if he was bitchy and petty until the end :/#like yeah he's stupid but the bit about wanting her to be well. eh. i mean i guess that fits if you're trying to make him a textbook abusive #husband but ehhhh that's less entertaining for me personally!#at least she can divorce his ass now. congratulations! (❁´◡`❁)

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jeanharlowseyebrows · 8 months

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— But not this time, David. You left me alone. — I couldn’t help it, Alec.

Time Without Pity (1957)

#time without pity 1957 #time without pity #film #i love watching things and saying to myself. ah. dean winchester #'somehow we always knew we were together you and i' and what do you mean by that!#later on when alec's friend is talking about how alec used to carry his dad's picture around with him everywhere. ok.#something something dog that wants to be kicked. etc.#hashtag posting

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neriyon · 7 months

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And the last ship meme! Template once again here. (edit: I forgor to mention but mine is edited a little!)

This time it's ancient trio time~ ShB/Endwalker spoilers and lots of rambling under the cut

I'll start with mentioning that Eleos is Azem and Hawu'li is his shard. I think I've posted what he vaguely looks like in form of a picrew pic buuuut uh, this time you get a quick little scribble of his mask I drew instead.

Height and age - yeah no, I did not want to fuck with trying to choose anything for them since ancient world works weirdly. They are all of similar ages and fairly young, Hades has just aged a lot due to having to deal with his husbands lol. He's tallest of the three, with Eleos being just a tiny bit shorter than Hyth.

Jock - game keeps saying Emet is "the greatest mage" but honestly I could not mark him as nerd when he swings that huge drk sword so effortlessly in Ktisis. So to me he is also physically strong. Hyth is nerd on account of working basically a desk job and complaining how he doesn't usually fight, even if using a bow logically makes him somewhat buff too.

Affection - Hades is tsun so no pda. Hyth is used to this and knows not to tease him too much. Eleos does not care and teases both of them mercilessly with his affection, regardless of where they are or who is watching.

Confessions - Hyth and Hades were an item even before meeting Eleos, and their thing started from Hades managing to voice his feelings (Hyth had known about them already, but wanted to hear him say it). With Eleos, they kinda confessed together, with Hyth once again pushing Hades to admit his feelings out loud. By this point Eleos has been saying he loves them both for like, literal months but somehow also never initiated anything? Even Hyth was kinda confused if it was more plationical or not lol.

Kiss - Hades kisses both of them first: Hyth during a really sweet and romantic moment as teens, and Eleos to shut him up. Which surprisingly worked, as Eleos just kinda froze and was unable to process any thoughts for like half an hour. It has not worked ever since.

Propose - Hades is the most easily jealous one, so he really wanted something to seal the fact that they were all bound to eachother. All 3 have matching earring. Eleos also got a tiny magic circle drawn on his ringfinger - Emet's magic, made to contain both his and Hyth's essence to help calm Eleos down (he's strongly affected by feelings of others). It's usually invisible, but glows softly purple when touched.

Other stuff:

Hades and Eleos are both really stubborn so Hyth has to act as mediator between them

Hades first noticed Eleos from his soul (mix of orange and purple hues, like a really vibrant sunrise) which was so out of normal it got his attenttion in a big crowd (and Eleos did something really stupid right after so it really was unforgettable lol)

Eleos has a habit of just. Leaving in the middle of night if his wanderlust happens to hit. He's gotten really good at sneaking out and only leaving small "gone travelling, see you" note behind.

As a countermeasure, both Hyth and Hades sleep holding him really tight so he can't just dissappear to god knows where. Eleos doesn't seem to mind too much (but still manages to escape some nights)

All 3 spoil eachother so much but in completely different ways.

Emet overlooks so much of his husbands' mischief and no matter how busy, is always ready to give them his time if they want it

Hyth brings the other 2 interesting concepts from work as gifts

Eleos brings them whatever he find on his travels. He's especially good at picking things that pacify Hades' anger when he's done something stupid again.

#“wait what did eleos do when they met that was so unforgetable?”#he tried to fight escaped creation alone and almost died bc he had no training lol #he wasn't the brightest teen out there #also uhhh fun fact i had eleos be basically entelechy before endwalker even released #his namesake is “spirit of compassion mercy and pity” so it felt fitting for him to be affected by emotions of people around him #then endwalker came and meteion stole his job lol #he also has really long hair lol he and hyth often braid each other's hair before bed #ohhh and another fun fact! drk sword from hades ex is also called eleos!#i had no idea when choosing that name lol #but decided it meant no random npc would later steal it so i kept it #(pouring one out for all who named their ancient athena before pandae dropped)#endwalker spoilers #just in case since even the pics have some spoilers #answered wolqotd #uhh wait does eleos have a tag already....?#ah yes had to do some magic to find it but he does!#wandering sun

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 1 year

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Hello again, hehe. I'm still working on a little tidbit/headcanon dump in response to the tags of your most recent post-answer to me, so have a little fact instead:

Assuming someone gets unlucky and fails each 50/50, and hits hard pity every time (starting from 0 pity), I've got a calculation of how many primos/wishes maximum it would cost to C6 a limited banner character. Primos: 201600 Wishes: 1260 (This is also assuming they start with not having the character)

AKA: I think you have a decent shot at getting at least C3 Baizhu :)

~ :D Anon

*holds Baizhu in a vice grip* he is NOT escaping this snakeman is coming home whether he likes it or not /lh

i do think it would be very funny if i lost a 50/50 to Qiqi :D i don't normally go for constellations but aha if i got two Baizhus i would definitely not be mad (Baizhu this is a hint please come home <333)

#chit chat #:D anon #genshin talk #my pity actually is 0 because the last character i got was Childe #and he is serving me so well even with my awful artifacts <33 #and that was all the way back in november!! ah november... what a time that was #i could get cons.... but i could also save primos.....#maybe by the time the harbingers come out i can have even more........#i am a hoarder of video game currency #i used to play this one collection game and i had so much currency it was madness #*i slam the door of Bubu Pharmacy open* Baizhu dear!!!! time to go on a grand adventure with me!!!!#i am so exciteddddd #good evening :)

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seokmattchuus · 11 months

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Alright, imma say it

wooyeon deserved better for INVU

#dumb fuck ted talk #half the fucking industry lipsyncs what's the fucking deal #or what's that saying people always use?? 'they obviously sang it to record it'#you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you'd be able to sing a cover in front of your idol?? PERFECTLY #no one sings live #y'all act like she was the only one #you lipsync - downvote. your voice cracks - downvote. you're fucked either way might as well save yourself the pity party #y'all haters for n o reason #queendom puzzle #queendom puzzle problems #wooyeon #woo!ah!#wooah

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taardisblue · 1 year

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#fielding lots of ‘awww you poor thing are you sick? you should rest your voice!’ at work #and not quite sure how to explain that I’m not sick I just. possibly accidentally wrecked my voice at the show last night #it was very fun! and a hoarse voice the next day is always a sign of a great concert!#but I sure chose the right day to have several meetings where I have to present long things #to people I do not know well rip #I’m sure the ‘five hours of sleep’ look is Also not helping my case fjfjf #ah well maybe I’ll manage to elicit it enough pity that no one will blink twice if I head home early ish lol #.txt #what a show though. 10/10 energy for a the crowd everyone was here to have FUN I love when that happens

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idontliketomatoesleavemealone · 2 years

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Ariana Rose’s personal description

#ah the unwanted middle child #what a mood #i too am a middle child #as you may have noticed #i hate her but theres a speck of pity in there #disney descendants #Arianna Rose

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