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#ANYWAY ask me for concert tips if u want i got plenty of those
cinnaminsvga · 6 years
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hey kids it’s storytime
someone sent me a message asking what it’s like attending a bts concert and god all this concert hype is making me remember the Struggle™️ of actually attending...
y’all think when you go to a concert, you’ll meet some army friends? FUCK it literally took me all my Mental Willpower not to stab a bitch because armeries can really get fucking in10se man... i remember fucking lining up for my army bomb, and this lil bitch (she was probs 10-11... definitely a tweenie bopper) shoved my hand out of the way and waved 2000 pesos in front of the seller’s face (that’s like $40 for you americans... which, by the way, is a lot of money for filipinos to be waving around) and the seller JUST TAKES IT EVEN THOUGH I HAD BEEN STANDING IN LINE FOR MAYBE 20 MINUTES
THEN!!! so okay the army bomb stand is a different line from the rest of the merch right? so i’m like “okay, that was a shitty experience but i really want the wings tour shirt so i guess i gotta die!!” but THE THING about the concert sellers, they fucking DONT ANNOUNCE IF SHIT IS SOLD OUT so y’all will just have to line up for ten million years to find out if shit is available or not. me, being the no nonsense type of person that i am, tries to go to one of the merchants who happens to just be sitting on her ass to ask if shit is available. so i’m like:
“hey ma’am, are the wings tour shirts still available?”
bitch looks me up and down (i was looking very Ugly™️ and i was essentially wearing pajamas because i had to sneak out and pretend i was sleeping at my friend’s house so i didn’t look very *conyo voice* RICH) and just says “can’t answer.”
AND I’M ALL LIKE!! BTICNDSNJ I’LL FUCKING DECK YOU
in the end, i don’t get my shirt because the concert is gonna start in like 40 minutes and i wasn’t gonna risk MISSING THE FUCKING NOT TODAY INTRO so i yeet outta there right
ANYWAY so i get to my seat and so the ph army fanbase arranged a purple/green ocean thing + banner for my concert right? OKAY so i get to my seat. and this bitch beside me stole my fucking banner and im just like!! why the fuck do you need two!! luckily, one of the ph army fanbase helpers (?) was walking around so i asked for another one. besides, ms. bitch who sat beside me didn’t even fucking know the fanchant she just kept screaming JEON JUNGKOOK at the end of the chant smh
tl;dr everything was shit but i got to see bts so it was highkey worth it. the end!!
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asphalt-cocktail · 4 years
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For the Sake of Content- Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Live Music is Boring
Summary: After walking in on your long-term boyfriend, Harrison, cheating on you and then losing your job the following day; your find yourself broke, jobless, and single for the first time in a long while. In order to make ends meet, your best friend since college, Freddie, suggests you start soliciting explicit photos of yourself, not only to help boost your confidence but to help pay the rent for his band mate’s apartment you just moved into.
A/N: Hi lil cuties! Back at it again with a new chapter for FSC. I know I said a new chapter was coming tomorrow, but I wanted to post it tonight because I can. Anyways, it’s starting to pick up from here on out! I’m hoping to build a lot of sexual tension over the next few chapters for what I have planned. Like always I really appreciate all of your lovely comments, likes, and reblogs! Seeing your interest is what helps motivate me to write! Also if you would like to be tagged please send me an ask, the comments get lost and then I feel bad when i cant find everyone :/
Pairing: Roger Taylor x F!Reader
Warnings: Language, mentions of sex work, masturbation, sexual tension, some friendly banter between roger and reader, really corny dirty talk, it makes sense when you read it, not proof read, short chapter but don’t worry it gets better.
Word Count: 1.9k
18+ if you are a minor do NOT interact with this post. This is fictitious content and I own nothing.
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Roger sat in the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal, dressed only in a tasseled vest and leather straight legged pants while you shuffled out in your old worn college sweatshirt and a pair of sleep shorts, “Are those my Golden Grahams?” You asked, stopping at the entrance of the kitchen.
Roger glanced up at you, his under eyes were always slightly droopy and puffy, a stark contrast to his surprisingly wide blue eyes that glared up at you, “Yeah, what about it.” He answered confidently.
“Stop eating my shit, I barely have enough money to support myself let alone you.” You said grabbing the box from the counter and shoving it into the cupboard that held your food.
Roger shrugged, loudly slurping up his spoonful of milk, “Maybe you should get a job then.” He leaned back in his chair “How do you even afford rent anyways?”
You froze, your back still facing Roger. For the last few weeks you had made a decent sum of money camming and selling photos, not that you would tell Roger of all people. “It’s none of your business.” You reminded him while you walked over and pulled out your leftovers from your dinner with Freddie and popped them into the microwave.
“How did you even meet Fred,” He asked suspicious that his friend, Freddie, would dare to have other friends.
You turned towards Roger and leaned against the counter, “College,” you answered pointedly, “We had a digital design class together and he liked the shirt I was wearing.” You answered, you might still have that shirt buried in your closet somewhere, “Where did you meet him?”
Roger continued eating your cereal, “We used to live together, went to different universities, but he needed a roommate.” You had been to Freddie’s home during college, but never met Roger. It was a nice place, but always a cluttered mess, “Now we run the shop and play together.” That’s right, Roger helped sell clothes at the second-hand store.
“What do you play? The guitar?” You scoffed momentarily, “God, I hope you can play something other than Wonderwall.” You joked.
A small smile graced Roger’s features, if you hadn’t had been looking you wouldn’t have seen it, “No, I’m a drummer.” He gave you a confident smirk, the kind that would have caused a girl’s knees to go weak, “But I do play guitar,” He quickly followed with.
You nodded your head, “Ah, a drummer,” You said pulling your food out from the microwave and stabbed your fork into the left-over chicken breast.
“You’ve never been to any of our shows, have you?” Roger pressed.
You shrugged your shoulders, “Nope,” you answered, popping the ‘p’ at the end of your short statement.
“Why not?”
“I don’t know, I don’t really like bar concerts I guess.”
Roger scoffed and made a skeptic face, “Where do you see concerts then? The back room of a coffee shop? Some of the best concerts I’ve been to have been in the back of shoddy bars.” He sounded defensive now.
“I just don’t get the point of concerts, I can listen to music on vinyl or Spotify so why should I go to a concert!” You answered back, just as defensive.
“I’m going to call Fred and tell him that you think our music is too boring to see live.” He said reaching for his phone.
You felt your blood run cold, Christ Fred would have your head on a stick if he heard you said that; which you didn’t. You lurched forward, gripping Roger’s wrist, “No!” You shouted, “Don’t call, Fred.” You struggled against his grip
Roger used his free hand to jab his finger into your side, causing you to squeal with laughter and jerk against him “Let go!” He couldn’t hide his own laughter.
You clutched his hand against your chest with your back to him “Promise you won’t tell Fred?” You said, not aware that your shorts had been pulled taut against you and hugged your skin while the crease between your ass and thigh threatened to pop from underneath them.
Roger swallowed thickly, maintaining eye contact with your upper thighs, “Promise you’ll come to our show tonight?” He asked, his voice sounded husky and sent an involuntary shudder through your body.
“Fine, I promise.” You said frowning and feeling your stomach clench at his tone. You quickly released his hand and turned to face him.
Roger’s pouty lips hung slightly ajar and his face was lightly dusted pink, you assumed it was from the struggle prior. “Promise.” He agreed, “But I’m going to tell Fred you’re going.” You groaned knowing Fred would want to doll you up for the occasion.
Thankfully you still had several hours before their 10pm show, so with plenty of time to kill you found yourself seated in front of your computer starting your live stream for the day.
You were dressed in a blue baby doll lingerie that had black lace trim, it was simple and not too revealing; just what you liked. Your colored lights lit up your room and the backdrop you had hung up disguised it for the sake of safety and the camera was perfectly positioned to only show your chest on down. By now you were regular professional.
The red light of your camera blinked and your computer screen loaded before you finally went live. Your regulars were alerted of your stream and soon people began to trickle in and soon your room was filled with a generous number of people. The tips flowed as you interacted with your regulars,
Tank3939 tipped you 50 tokens!
You smiled a sickeningly sweet smile “Thank you tank, you know these tips get me nice and wet.” You sensually said, rubbing your breasts and pushing them together. Tank was a regular, often generously tipping you, “If we reach 1,000 tokens in the next hour, I’ll let you watch me fuck myself on this fat cock.” You said holding up a decently sized dildo, you tried to ignore how much the fake sensuality in your tone caused you to cringe. The way you had to act in order to score tips was perhaps the most annoying part of the gig.
Bigboy64: shit baby how much I got to tip u to do that to me
Tank3939: beautiful sugar
Mojo_Man tipped you 1,000 tokens!
You stopped, doing a double take on at the little red mark on the screen, “Th… thank you, Mojo. I don’t think I’ve seen you in here before.” You gave the camera a wink, “Always nice to see that men know what women want.” You said leaning back and spreading your legs, quickly swiping your fingers through your wet folds and letting out a breathy moan.
The tip bell continued to ring, and your moans threatened to get louder before you stopped, a sultry laugh left your lips “I got to be careful guys, my roommate is in the room next door… wouldn’t want him to hear me,” You gave a naughty giggle, “Or would I?”
Mojo_Man tipped you 500 tokens!
Bigboy64: u ever fuck ur roommate?
Bigboy64: Id fuck u if u were mine
You couldn’t help but grin at the comment, “No, I couldn’t do it, don’t think he likes me very much.” You answered honestly. “Thank you again Mojo, I guess I better get started now that you’ve got me all warmed up. I’ll be right back.” You said, blocking the screen so you could get set up, suctioning the dildo onto the hardwood floor beneath you. You turned around, exposing your ass to the camera and twisted to take the little post-it-note off the camera, “Remember, that little bell makes my tight little pussy wet.” You said once your screen came back into focus.
You sighed, lowering yourself onto the thick cock and sat for a moment allowing it to generously stretch your walls. God, even this fake dick filled you better than Harrison ever could. You leaned forward, sticking your ass out and arching your back and rotated your hips around the dildo, whimpering as you did so.
You readjusted your legs, spreading wider and leaning further forward. Your cheeks spread and put your pussy on display for all 523 people in your live stream. You moaned, pistoning your hips on the plastic cock. Your wet pussy easily glided up and down while your hands reached forward, gripping onto your bed in front of you for balance. Your hips burned while pornographic moans left your lips and your ass bounced with your thrusts. The tip bell rang, one after another, ensuring that you would be able to not only pay rent, but also buy another box of golden grahams for yourself.
Once you finished you gave your signing of speech, “Thank you so much my lovelies!” You said slightly out of breath, “I had so much fun with you all tonight especially my biggest donor for the might Mojo_Man,” you moaned his username out and for good measure kneaded your breasts in your hand before you continued, “Remember to subscribe to my OnlyFans and Snapchat for more content on days I don’t stream! I’ll see you again next Sin Saturday!”
You leaned back against your bed after you sighed off and looked through your stats for the night, 2500 tokens tipped by this Mojo_man, wow he must have really liked your work. You scoffed a bit, poor sap, you thought before you dressed yourself in normal clothes and left to shower and clean yourself off.
A knock on the door alerted you from your shower, your peaceful alone time, “What!” You shouted over the white noise the running water provided.
Without warning, the door opened,“Fred’s going to be over with an outfit for you!” It was Roger.
You rolled your eyes and slicked your hair back and out of your face “Couldn’t you tell me once I got out?” You frowned.
The door quickly shut, “No!” You could hear Roger’s voice growing more distant as he walked further away from the door and sure enough within minutes of your shower ending Freddie was knocking at your bedroom door and soon letting himself in.
“Fred,” You whined, “I look like a slut in this!” You shouted.
“I know!” He countered, “It’s my favorite look on you, you know that!” He straightened out the fabric of your shirt and skirt he had picked out for you.
You looked in the mirror, feeling stupid, “It’s just a bar, Fred. I don’t know why I can’t just go in some jeans!” you protested looking in the mirror.
You could see Roger’s reflection in the mirror, he once again changed his outfit. This time he was wearing an open floral print button down and tight black pants with flared legs, “I think it’s a nice change from that old jumper.” Roger always had to add his own two cents in.
You rolled your eyes, “Why’d you change again? Was your ‘lounge around’ tassel vest not sufficient enough for the show?”
Roger looked at you through narrow eyes, “’Course not, unlike you I care how people see me.”
“All right you two, that’s enough. We have to go over to John’s for the pregame.”
“Wait-” you protested, “You didn’t tell me I was going to meet everyone.”
Freddie scoffed at you, “Of course you have to, you’re a regular Queen groupie now!”
You groaned as Freddie wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you through the apartment, “Why can’t I be a roadie? I can lift stuff.”
“Not dressed like this!” Fred countered, “Enough, come on now we have to get dinner. It’s the most important meal before we go out!”
You tugged the leather miniskirt Freddie had dressed you in down and frowned, reminding yourself that you were only doing this to get a break from your mundane routine.
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ginaakers · 4 years
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NO SHOWS - NO MONEY?: How can you make money through music without live shows?
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NOTE: the information below does not constitute legal advice. The following are some general suggestions on how matters could be handled for those in the music, creative and events industries who have been effected by the implications of the Corona Virus. 
During times when artists have no shows it is recommended you look at any other ways you can make an income.
Firstly it may be worth considering other work. Trust me I whole heartidly understand creatives and musicians so I am cringing as I write this.  BUT remember this would be a temporary measure, it would not be your career or instead of your career but just a short term means of getting by until live shows are more regular and going ahead again.
You can of course also look at other ways of making money from your music career. For savvy artists you will be doing this anyway so now is the time to develop this further, add new possibilities and maximise on existing ones.
For some this is an area previously overlooked so will provide an opportunity to maximise income ongoing into the future.
Suggestions on other ways to make money through music include:
*Joining the Music Artists And Industries - Unite (MAI-U) Group on Facebook for support, work opportunities, ideas to make an income.  
https://www.facebook.com/MusicArtistsIndustriesUnite/
ARE YOU OWED MONEY?
*If you are owed money chase up on this immediately. No matter how old the invoice/money owed to you may be call it in, you need it.
*Check if you’re owed performance royalties from entities such as PRS for Music. If you are not already registered with PRS now is the time to change that so you aren’t missing out in future. That time you would have spent doing a live show this week, well use a fraction of it to go onto the PRS website and register. Even if you aren’t already registered if you are quick you may be able to claim royalties back to the start of this year.
https://www.prsformusic.com/join
DOWNLOADS ETC
*Ensuring your music is available to buy online on as many platforms as possible. Promote the fact your music is available to buy on line and use this time to get creative with your promotion. CD Baby, Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, Discogs, RDio.
*Submit Your Music to a Record Club – services like Feedbands.com stream your music to their listeners, they plant 1 tree for every 100 streams, get enough streams and they start paying you. It’s not much but you’ve got nothing to lose.
*Give Away Your Music for Free – this may sound like an ineffective thing to do but for some artists it can really work, sites like NoiseTrade, offer full albums or samplers for free but give listeners/patrons the option to tip. Given the option to choose how much you tip rather than being told what to pay can have some usefully surprising results.
LIVE
*Host live listen/watch party’s such as those on Facebook and provide/promote a link whereby watchers can pay a donation for their favourite requests of your songs, you then prioritise playing/performing these. For interaction and to gain more viewers do Q&A’s from the comments inbetween songs. Here’s an example: https://www.facebook.com/134366399928348/posts/3117307551634203/?d=n
Also check out this document for advice:
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11wWL_7I4BG76t0V2kw1a4yIeWxUSfGwMQFYdUWAgSnA/mobilebasic
*Host live listen/watch party’s whereby you play the songs of other up and coming artists and provide constructive critique on the songs. Music producers are particularly keen users of these set ups. Hosts tend to get long waiting lists of songs sent to them that they are requested to play. Hosts provide/promote a link whereby those who have sent songs can pay a small donation for their song to be bumped up the queue and prioritised to be played before those that haven’t paid. So if you have paid, your song gets heard first before non payers songs.
*If you have the means you could host live online concerts on a pay per view basis via private link or join a group that organises online music events such as this one: https://facebook.com/events/s/covideo-19-live-stream-fest/848080308998804/?ti=icl
DISTRO & SYNCH
*Look at distribution and synch opportunities. You may want to look at offering your music for Direct Sync Licensing. You’ll need to make connections in the TV and film industries and work out deals to license some of your music to them. But right now you have the time to search for those connections and reach out and do this, don’t be afraid to ask others who have done it for their advice.
*Create Music for Video Games. This also involves reaching out to make connections  in the video game producing industry. But there’s no time like the present.
* All Media sync licensing will extend your license to all forms of media, like commercials, TV shows, etc. Look at singing up for All Media Sync Licensing with a Library. CD Baby makes this possible through a partnership with Rumblefish.
*Produce Music for Commercials – easier said than done but maybe not as difficult as you think. Start by looking at smaller and local businesses nearby you who make online commercials and videos to promote their business. Rather than them uses the same old typical video/commercial backing music that everyone else’s uses give them the opportunity to have their own bespoke music for their commercials. Or let them listen through you existing songs and negotiate a license for them to use it.
*Get on Shazam. Ever heard a song somewhere on TV, on an advert, in a shop etc and wondered who it’s by? You’ve probably already heard of it but you can use Shazam to identify that song for you. But it relies on that song being in the Shazam database. Getting in the Shazam database is a must if you you are expecting your music to be used on a TV show or commercial. CD Baby can help you get into the Shazam database.
WEBSITES
*Set up an online shop or a link to a set up where people can buy music and merch online from you. If you have the skills to use Facebook then you’ll most likely have no problem building your own website (if you don’t have one already) that you can sell from or provide link where people can buy your music and merch from.
To build your own website you can use a fee service such as WordPress, Wix or check out something more involved like HostBaby. CD Baby and alike are is a great places as a marketplace, but remember not to rely on them for all of your promotion.
*Join Amazon, ITunes and CD Baby’s Affiliate Programs – If you are already selling your music through these channels you can then make some commission for your efforts. The affiliate links need to be placed from your own website. Join CD Baby’s affiliate program.
*Be an Affiliate for Music Companies/brands. Endorsement deals can be hard to obtain but you may be able to sign up to receive an affiliate commission. These kinds of set ups mean you receive a commission every time someone makes a purchase from the company/brand because of you. Sign up with https://www.gear4music.com/information/affiliates-program
Also try with Musician’s Friend
SELL ‘YOUR’ MUSIC
*Sell Video Recordings of Your Live Performances, this could be done via your website or social media channels.
*Offer Acoustic Versions of Your Music. It may be an option that you can record acoustic versions on your music. You can then offer your fans a different version of your songs and you can promote it just like you do with any new songs you make.
*Offer Your Single as a Ringtone. Your fans may love your songs so much they want them as as their ring tone. You can create your own ringtones and make them available on iTunes.
WRITE
*Write bespoke songs for people - they pay a fee, you write a song for them
*Write for a Music Publication. Contact all music publications and magazines with details of your music background and expertise. Include a sample of an article you have written (it doesn’t have to have been published) to show that you can write. Even if they don’t have any paid opportunities if they have enough readers and allow you to include a link to your website/socials, or mention your music that you’d like to promote you may be able to get a monetary return than way.
*Publish a Book. Write a book on a music related subject. Contact publishers to try to get it published or look at self publishing.
https://selfpublishing.com/self-publishing/
*Create a Blog to Promote Your Music. Blogs are super easy to set up. Try Wordpress, Tumblr, Wix to see which you prefer for setting up your blog. Don’t forget to include the links so readers are directed to where they can buy your music and merch.
*Start a Music Blog and Help Other Musicians. You can start a blog to include articles (rather like this one) to share your experiences and advice as an artist. As you build up the articles on your blog and attract more readers you can eventually package up your advice into guides which you can sell online.
*Monetise your blog. You can use the affiliate suggestions above to help monetise your blog.
*Become an Affiliate for Other Musicians and Artists Books/Guides
MARKET
Create a Premium or VIP Fan Club. With this you can sell premium monthly or annual subscriptions to be in your fan club. You’ll need to make your fan club worthy of the subscription and ensure there is a value to it for subscribers by providing plenty of freebies and behind the scenes access, unique opportunities, chances to hear songs first, see videos first etc.
*Send Out a Sponsored Post or Tweet. If you have a substantial number of followers on social media OR a smaller but highly engaged number of followers you can look at doing sponsored posts or Tweets. To do this you need a service such as Sponsored Tweets to make money on each sponsored tweet you send out. Check out SponsoredTweets.com to find out how much you could make from your tweets. Do a search to find similar services for Instagram etc.
*Create a Digital Guide for Marketing Yourself as a Musician. If you’ve been successful in the music industry in particularly with regards to promoting and marketing yourself and what to do then create a digital guide or ebook to help others who are in need of advice. This is especially useful for those just getting started in music or who are looking for new ideas and inspiration with their marketing and promotion.
PRODUCE
*Produce Music Recordings for Other Musicians
*Write and Produce Jingles. Ever heard a jingle on the radio or somewhere and thought I can do that! If you have a knack for fun catchy lyrics and melodies take a look into writing jingles. Sites like site Fiverr cab market your services or contact radio stations with examples of the services you can offer.
*Record Backing Tracks and Sell Them Online. Creating a business that sells backing tracks could be an option to you if you have professional quality audio equipment and access to a studio. If you can create a large enough catalogue of backing tracks this could turn into a business that’s making money for you even when you’re not making music.
*Offer Sounds for Sampling Licensing. Similar to music licensing but more focused on specific sounds. You will need to build you contacts and relationships with TV, Film and radio production companies but there’s no time like the present to start.
*Create Sound Files. If you play a range of different instruments you could create sound files or virtual instruments. Composers and music producers often need help when creating their music. Recording sound files (especially unique sounding ones or using unique or unusual instruments) and creating an online database where they can be purchased from could give you an additional income. Take a look at Impact Soundworks.
*Provide Music for Corporate. Video is now necessity in marketing and promotion, it is particularly key for online and social media platforms. Whether for marketing or for information sharing or educational purposes Corporate video creation is on the increase. In light of this there’s now a requirement for people who can create and edit music for these kinds of videos.  You can break into this area by teaming up with a videographer to make a few initial videos for free as examples to start your portfolio.
CROWDFUND
*Crowdfund Your Next Album, Single or Video. If you need funds for your next music creation why not look to crowdfunding to raise that money?
Services like Patreon, allows people to become subscribers to your music often for just a small pledge for your next song or music video. Take a look to see how it works and how much artists are raising.
YOUTUBE
*Create a YouTube Channel and Share a Link to Buy Your Music
*Sign Up for MicroSync Licensing with YouTube. This form of licensing, makes it possible for you to get paid when someone uses your music as background on one of their videos posted to YouTube. CD Baby can make this possible for you.
*Create a YouTube Channel and Display Advertising. Basically earn funds by allowing adverts to be displayed on your YouTube channel.
RE-SELL INSTRUMENTS/EQUIPMENT
Re-sell Your Old Instruments Online. This is the ideal time to sell off instruments and  equipment that you have replaced or that no longer work. Try Gumtree and eBay.
TEACH, EDUCATE & SELL SHEET MUSIC
*Teach Live Music Lessons Online. Charge through a PayPal link.
*Record Lessons and Sell Them Online. Scott’s Bass Lessons is basically exactly that. Charge for subscriptions to access your lessons and/or create a website where you can sell your best video lessons.
https://scottsbasslessons.com
*Create an Instructional Digital Guide. These cost very little other than your time to put together. Particularly if you don’t like the idea of teaching live or videoed music lessons creating an eBook on teaching how to play an instrument also provides learners with another type of source to learn from.
*Transcribe Music for Others. If you are particularly skilled in music or playing a range of instruments this could suit you as another chargeable service to offer.
*Create a Music Education or Appreciation App. If you are tech savvy as well as music savvy this is a great opportunity for additional income.
*Sell Sheet Music. If you are highly skilled at playing a rare or unusual musical instrument you could create specific sheet music and sell it from your website. You can also Earn Print Rights for Your Sheet Music, this is similar to how it works for your recordings, when a composition of your recording is reproduced, you can earn money.
NOTE: The above does not constitute any legal advice but are some suggestions for artists to consider.
Reference Articles:
https://diymusician.cdbaby.com/musician-tips/101-ways-to-make-money-as-a-musician/
https://selfpublishing.com/self-publishing/
https://scottsbasslessons.com
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noahhernandez · 7 years
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original (April 3rd, 2013)
3 year difference (April 3rd, 2016
Difference ? (Feb 10, 2017)
3 year difference lol
1. Is this the best year of your life? tbh this year has sucked so far lol!!!!!
it is april and i have not turned up like expected
Only Feb. Things are going okay
2. What was the first thing you did when you woke up? turn on the TV and see what was on netflix
Laid in bed and contemplate whether or not to make coffee.. i did
Struggled getting out of bed for work
3. The person you like is? nobody.
my co-worker Darrell.
Kenny.
4. Is anything bothering you? The fact that my room is a disaster, my grade in Algebra 2 is a 68, and that i am not famous
The fact that my room is still a disaster and that i am dropping my biology course because it was too hard for me.
The Fact that my room remains a disaster, and that I’m constantly stressed out about school, and I’m really trying with Kenny but I’m probably too invested
5. Does anyone annoy you? A lot of people do, white people
A lot of people still annoy me
White People
6. Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone? no
Angelica, Natasha, and Coby because things really were cool but it doesnt matter anymore
No.
7. What was the las,t thing you did before you went to bed last night? I was in my mom’s room with like 3 kids and some guy and i was just chillin out with them
I was laying in bed watching Family Guy
Filmed a speech for my public speaking class, finished it, submitted it, walked in on my roommates fckin on the couch, went to sleep, they fought til 530am
8. Is life good? its decent
I’m content, I have my own place, I go to school full time, I work full time, I’ve got great friends, money, a car.
Still have all those things, I’m just tired at this point
9. Do you remember who you liked on New Years? nobody.
Nobody probably wait just kidding Harry
I think I was starting to like Kenny
10. Do you still like them? nobody
No
I like him now
11. Do you still speak to them? nobody
No
Yes
12. Told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else? my dad, but my mom and i have a good relationship and i can tell her i am snorting cocaine tonight and she will be like ’ ok be careful xo’
Does not matter anymore
i’m an adult now
13. Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips? haha, no.
No I am not
Nope
14. Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? my cousin no she snorts cocaine
My manager no she is my favorite
I think it was Angel, and she is like one of my best friends
15. Would you go out with someone right now if they asked? what do you mean like out like lets get together or like hey im hungry wanna come with me to get wings
It really all depends on who the person is
not desperate, really depends on who the person would be
16. Three days from now will you be in a relationship? i hope not
No lol
Probably not 
17. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? they do tell me sorry fellas youre kinda ugly
Yes
Yes
18. Have you kissed anyone in the last month? no
No
Yes
19. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? my back.
My back
Have not been to the doctor since.
20. Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? i liked it but then everyone left for me a week and i thought i was going to go insane
It does not matter I am always locked in my room.
I don’t talk to anyone at home anyways
21. Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? i havent texted anyone today
Hm yes, my co-worker Kevin, but only because he is the best looking person I have texted today
Hm maybe like 2 people ? haha
22. Do you have any bruises on you? no thank god
Cuts and burns from work
I cut myself at work today
23. How was 2011 for you? 2011 was great actually, i ended jr. high really well, and started high school really well too making friends and stuff
Same
lol
24. How late did you stay up last night and why? like 1230, and no reason
230? because after work me and my coworkers went to IHOP and then just chilled out, and I watched like TV til i fell asleep
About 530 because my roommates were fighting and I could not sleep
25. Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? no
No
Kind of
26. Do you regret anything you’ve done lately? i regret um nothing
I regret nothing still
Nothing
27. What woke you up today? this sound of little Einsteins singing
My brothers gf was talking really loud for like 2 seconds
My brother waking me up and my 30 alarms
28. What makes you happy? coffee and snickers and boys
Coffee, cigarettes, friends
Coffee, boys, and friends
29. Ever kissed on a boat?
No
Still a no
30. Have you ever been told that you are amazing? yes
Plenty of times
I honestly dont think so tbh wait JK yes
31. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is… ugly?
A good guy. sorry lol
the person I currently like
32. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?let me think no
It is April, prom season for me… you know I think I was chillin’
Wowza, Darrell my co-worker at the time, he recently just moved to Ohio
33. Do you like when people play with your hair? yes
yes
ya
34. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? nOPE GOT SCHOOL LOL
Nope, I still got school
Nope, this time I got work
35. Waiting for something? for someone to come up and be like hello u wana be famous and rich
To get my degree, then someone come up to me and ask me if I wanna be famous and rich
To become board certified and open a private practice and someone ask me if I wanna be rich adn famous
36. Was last night terrible? nah
No, it was a good night tbh, lots of laughing with all my coworkers
Sure
37. Did you lose friends when you started dating someone? no
no, i would not let that happen
I would never let that happen
38. Are you the type of person to make people laugh?  yes i am i am the class bitch ass motherfucker but they think im joking
yes
Sure
39. Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? i last texted angelica and she is pretty if she tries which is rare
yes
yes
40. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? it better be mrs honings better have passes me
no, i have school and then work right after
Work til 5. Maybe something with my friends after, but I doubt it
41. Are you missing someone?no
no
sure
42. Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?no
no lol
no haha
43. Do you believe in karma? eh
not at all
Maybe a little bit now
44. Do you sleep with a fan on? omg i have too
yeah the ceiling fan and then a standing fan
Same still
45. You think anyone’s thinking about you right now? of course yes
i wonder
Probably not.
46. Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now? not really
no
yes
47. Do you go to school? imma sophomore
freshmen in college
4th semester in college.
48. Is the person you last texted single? yes
yes
technically yeS?
49. Who was driving the last time you were in a car? omg?? my mom i think
me
I was driving, brother in passenger seat
50. Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation?OMG NEVER IF ANYONE CAUGHT ME SAYING THAT I’D KILL MYSELF
lol no
jokingly now every once in awhile
51. Are the blinds on your window open or closed? closed
closed
Closed
52. Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little? still do lol
jewish
No i live alone now, so thats a waste of money
53. What were you doing at 11 last night? in my mom’s room with those people i stated above plus my brother
at work goofing off
Getting ready to get off work
54. What could you eat any day of the week & never get tired of? wingstop wings
sushi
Coffee
55. Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now? justin bieber???
a lot of ppl including celebrities
Shawn Mendes!!!
56. Someone knocks on your window at 5 am, what do you say? wat the fuck do u want im sleepig
or
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMH
how did u get up here i live on the third floor
No i dont have a quarter
57. Would you change yourself for the person you love?no
no
Yes maybe ??
58. Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? wow u guesssed completely wrong
yes
um i gonna guess sure
59. What are you supposed to be doing right now? cleaning
getting ready for work
Getting ready for bed
60. Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts?no
im not even going to look
It is my ex, lmao, yes  I would sure
61. To who did you last give the finger to? i cant remember
my coworker Jesse
My manager, Ware
62. Did your last kiss take place on a bed? on someone elses
uh no
No.
63. Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? brianna sam angelica michelle and others yes
the majority of my coworkers and all of my friends i still have
Angel, Brianna, Brit, and like Michelle
64. Do you talk in your sleep? no
i do not
depends on the situation
65. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yes they buy me stuff and i am forced to like them
i dont talk to either of them that much
Haven’t seen my mom in months
66. What time did you wake up today? 7:45
1
8:30
67. What were you doing at midnight last night? IN MY MOMS ROOM
At work fixing to leave
Leaving work
68. What song are you listening to? some chris brown song
Team by Iggy
Betty Who- Somebody Loves You
69. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? like a hug
No
Yes
70. How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries? mmmmm
mmmmm
mmmmm
71. Do you have nice eyes? they’re dark brown
no
lolno
72. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? not really
yes finally
Barely, the tips are brown from when I died them 7 months ago
73. Are you texting anybody? no
no
Told everyone I went to bed
74. Do you swear in front of your parents? god no
no
No
75. Concert tickets or NFL game tickets? concert tickets
concert tickets!!!!!
CONCERT
76. Are you addicted to cigarettes? not yet hehhe!:)
yes, I wish i could stop smoking.
LMFAO “Not Yet” I’m on a process of quitting right now. Very difficult
77. Do you tell your parents everything? no
no
hell no
78. Do you have any tattoos? not yet
i have 4 tattoos.
still only fucking 4
79. If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to? idk
Brianna
80. Do you have any nicknames? bitch
Noahita
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