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amourlyns · 3 months

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✧ 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕: in which john price and simon riley discuss the past, present and future over a late night smoke.

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✧ 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔: inspired by this post. enjoy some angsty, but soft john and si. added my own personal touches, so i like to think john went through something similar and that’s why he’s so greatly effected. + he has 2 kids, mac n rosie with his ex—wife clara. dedicated to @whittywhitty and @mawvax ‘s comic.

⟡ ⠀ | Words are never exchanged during these kinds of nights. Instead, smoke fills the space where words would lay.

There’s a bitter chill in the air that settles into John’s bones. Making a home in his marrow. Tonight, he’s accompanied by Ghost. Of course, Simon Riley would always be more than a phantom. John actively told him that— yet.

Yet it doesn’t click.

Because phantoms do not desire eulogies from their Captain, and phantoms do not seek absolution. They simply be. Somehow, Simon Riley does this all at once. Despite the façade, he’s still a man. A man who feels, a man of flesh and blood. There’s a twinge of guilt that spikes through John’s veins, he already knows that it’s too late to speak on such matters— too late for apologies on events he could not stop.

But he speaks anyways.

Some part of John really believes that Simon, not (Ghost) could read him like a book. Or at least try to. Before John can utter an apology, Simon’s gaze already settles on his superior. He’s expecting something, either words or actions. John realizes this, and speaks at once.

❛❛ I’M SORRY.. ❜❜

John shifts his weight, leaning into one leg. Simon glances towards John for a total of three grand seconds. He notices these three things. One, John Price’s brows furrow inwards when he’s contemplating something. Two, he gnaws on his beloved Clara Villa cigar when he’s stretched too far. Three, John Price loves too much.

It’s still profound to Riley, having someone apologize to him. Some nasty, ugly part of his mind tells him to be apathetic. To play dumb. John does not mean it, nor does Simon deserve such a thing. An apology, empathy, or some kind of grand understanding.

He cracks anyways.

❛❛ (…) WHAT FOR ? ❜❜

John is obviously at a loss, his cigar burns out. Ash settles on the tray, glinting in the moonlight. He lights another, gnaws, and smokes. Notes of leather and light maple stains John’s lungs. A bitter char wafts in the air. The stars seem to illuminate the hazy night.

They sit in silence for a few moments. John eventually starts up again, and Simon listens closely.

❛❛ I WASN’T THERE, SI. I WASN’T THERE WHEN YOU LOST (…) YOU. WHEN YOU DIED. WHEN YOU LOST EVERYTHING. ❜❜

Price’s words echo into the endless night, accompanied by cicadas and their hymns, the chirp of crickets follow moments after. Then, there’s silence. Is it really silence? There’s so many unspoken words that burn like an uproarious flame between the pair.

So many apologies John could say, so many stories he could say and tell. John wants to tell Simon that no one should ever experience such a thing, and how he’s a good kid. John wants to tell Simon that it’s not his fault.

And if John could, he’d explain how the soil of your own grave never leaves the ridges of your fingertips. And how you can never scrub the grime off, no matter how hard you try. How silence is the most jarring thing to a man, yet, the most peaceful. How being a living, walking, deadman changes you.

To be a living, breathing body. Rotting away like a real corpse. John thinks, and he wonders. What kind of man has the stomach to rip a jaw, and dig his way out?

Simon has his own thoughts. He ponders on his next words, and what to say to get his Captain out of this whump. It’s uncharacteristic, to see a man of John’s status and stature oh, so defeated. His shoulders are slumped, eyes are set on the view below. Obscured by the dark night, but undoubtedly somber and solemn.

Simon knows that Price’s life revolves around humans. He knows the Captain has seen terrors no man should lay his eyes upon. Simon has heard the stories and he’s seen John’s scars. Small glimpses into the window of his life. Simon knows John is lucky enough to have a family, two kids. Mac and Rosie. A loving, supportive woman in his life— his ex—wife Clara.

And yet, despite this. Simon could sense that John Price could never be a gentle man, because he never had a gentle man in his life. He only knows how to chew on marrow and sink his canines into everything and everyone.

Simon only knew this because they were two of a kind. They aren’t unfamiliar with the sight of blood spilling from orifices of a cadaver, decomposing and becoming one with the earth. Or, the gore of a body festering in puss. The corroding of flesh, and necrosis of the limbs due to an untreated infection on the field. Simon and Price have laid their eyes on parts that are meant to be hidden away by flesh and muscles.

These parts, the innermost parts, are always shocking when displayed in such raw, open spaces, like the battlefields and deserts, where bodies are picked apart by vultures and crows, but Price and Simon no longer flinches at twisted body parts and decaying flesh. They have seen far too much of it to be upset by it anymore.

But, Simon does not know how the rawness of all it washes over John, despite the disfigurement of each of these bodies (was) a living, breathing, person. Whether or not they were civilians, enemies or enemies.

John’s sense of mortality is never numbed, or dismissed. Instead, he weighs on it much, much, more. Death within his field of work is something he knows will happen. There’s no point of price diminishing these feelings.

John Price has children, he has a family. He’s ready for his own death, but are they?

Of course he’s no saint, he knows this and refuses to be called such. He has the blood of mothers, fathers, and children in his hands. He suffers each day for it. Flashing visions of gaunt faces and vacant eyes staring back at him each night. Spindly fingers that wrap around him in the night.

John is a man of war. A man who chooses the lesser evil.

The sensation of Simon’s arm on his shoulder brings him back to earth, a sense of reassurance. A silent apology.

❛❛ PRICE. YOU PUT TOO MUCH ON YOUR SHOULDERS. YOU WERE THERE WHEN I CAME BACK. YOU NEVER LEFT (…) WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT OF ME AS A LOST CAUSE, TOO ANGRY, TOO INSANE. YOU GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE IN THE ONE FOUR ONE. ❜❜

❛❛ YOU COULD EVEN SAY— IT WAS A (PRICE)LESS GIFT ❜❜

Simon faces John now. Stubbing out his cigarette, to grace John with a timid smile. John blinks once, then twice, then thrice. A smile, a smile from Simon Riley. John could cry, really. Granted, his eyes are already watering up from Simon’s speech. He fights the urge to laugh at that horrible pun. Maintaining a brave face for Simon.

❛❛ THAT (…) THAT WAS SO BAD. ❜❜

John chokes out, the feeling of Simon’s hand on his shoulder remains. He’s rooted now, feeling as bit lighter than before.

❛❛ AH, NOT MY BEST. ❜❜

Simon chortles, a retort dies on his tongue. For once, Simon feels lighter too. He’s ran out of smokes now. The only thing they could do was watch the sun rise back up in the horizon for tonight. And exchange a few stories, or accept the silence.

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badnew2005 · 11 months

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rehashing this post from right before s15 like. hm !!!!! first half of the post died like hoodie gate and dennis in macs room turned to be Nothing. i’m still maintaining they fucked over quarantine (SINGING HAPPY SILLY LITTLE COUNTRY LOVE SONGS ?????? country mac vs mac) but. dennis is still emotionally in north dakota. he’s still fight or flight. he’s learnt he can’t survive without mac without the gang and still had to come crawling back to philly But he’s not emotionally back. he’s not accepted he’s back and this is Who He Is. that he couldn’t survive as someone else once again. he’s terrified mac and the gang can see through him. he still wants to run. the gang go on holiday. go where PURPLE ??? that’s not a place !!! vocal stim of all time. they go to ireland back to their Roots. they’re an Irish bar. macs so aggressively american irish. let’s tell him he’s dutch. to shut him up. need to confuse him, spin him around, give him a different focus other than Me.

mac and dennis barely interact in ireland. dennis’ obsession with authenticity almost killing him. he’s trying so hard to be Real to be a Real Person. not Himself of course. someone real here. s14 health scare dennis NOT vigilant about covid ???? REFUSING to admit he had it. because it wasn’t authentic. wasn’t Real. because he spent 2020 hiding away with mac, slowly falling back into old routines, back in love back to being see through. fuck. that’s Not what ireland was for. dennis being the one to point out charlie’s dad died from covid. weird washy vision. dennis the “Only One” who didn’t get vaccinated. s14 health freak out dennis more about mac than anything else. he wanted Everything to be The Same back to when they could read eachother BUT he’s terrified of being Seen by mac. by mac who can Now see himself as gay, what the fuck is he finally going to be able to see in dennis. macs been spun around by dennis so he just goes to i’ll look after dennis Directly when he asks. i don’t want him running away from me again. also pizza poisoning. building back up that codependency. dennis needing anything else than Mac to blame all his mac problems on. Macs priest journey he’s thinking about Himself he’s Looking After Himself. not dennis. big mo should we quit the game. if you’re not having fun anymore. he’s not. everything with dennis is more Pain than anything else. being suffocated by his own love. sorry about the delusional maccricket hopes. mac and cricket ex boyfriends i’ll never stop believing in you though. macden using cricket as a middle man instead of just fucking eachother. den and charlie trying to spin him around confuse him saying he’s not irish. okay. next aspect of my identity is catholic. i’ll just go Full into that. the wars over. the storm has stopped raging. maybe. it’s complex. but it’s easier than dennis. feeling unfulfilled by the church though. this isn’t what i wanted this isn’t filling my dennis shaped hole. coming back together on the mountain. to help charlie. finding the truth. they lied to me told me i wasn’t irish just because they thought i was annoying? heartbreaking. DEVASTATING honestly. fuck you im leaving. i don’t have to help you. you’ll never help me. all i’ve been DOING is trying to Look After Myself so you wouldn’t have to. macs whole LIFE trying so desperately for someone to Love him. fuck man.

but back in the pub. mirror of paddys. we’re never escaping paddys. but why would i want to. we’re always running out into the world looking for treasures when everything we need is right here in the bar. their own ecosystem. and we carry out country (us. giggling like yeah the United States US and just. Us as a relationship) with us wherever we go! BECAUSE WE LOVE HER! and when you love someone , you can’t BEAR TO LEAVE EM BEHIND” watch dennis. face journey. he realises before mac. he loves philly he loves paddys he loves the gang he loves mac. HE CANT KEEP RUNNING AWAY. it’s okay to stop and be stationary. it’s okay to be who you are. “not ever” he’s ran away so many times. even this holiday with the gang he’s running from them. mac looks at him. mac knows. it’s okay that mac can read me that he can see through me like this. it’s good. i missed it. i’m weak and tired of running and I’m Sorry. everything i’ve done to you because i hated myself because i was scared of myself. they go to charlie. it’s the big game. they’ve embraced who they are (american) (Who They Are) and that’s when you WIN. dennis was in north dakota during the big game. wasn’t part of it. was still running. i’ve said it a thousand times sure he’s physically back in philly for years but emotionally he was still running. he’s stopped. laid down to rest.

i don’t want to hypothesise about s16 too much but after the first two eps are out i feel confident saying. the cat is poking his head out of the wall. he’s missing mac. i’ve said before end of clip show SINISTER “we’re back to normal” it’s dennis’ fantasy he wants so badly to become reality. he’s the best at monitoring reality and pulling one over on the gang. because that’s all he Ever does. that’s all he’s been doing. they’ve only just caught on or directly challenged him or tried to live in their own fantasies. i don’t know if dee’s cat is fully coming out of the wall but he’s poking his head. barely saw macden apartment last season because they were running away from her. sterile. in the season Opener we saw Her Insides. the fridge. casual domesticity. throwing out all of their furniture and sleeping on a blow up bed together. he’s stopped running. when you embrace who you are then you WIN. but. macs moving on. it’s been too long. took dennis too long to adjust. that happens. i’m so scared to tinhat about johnny but. i’m still your leading man. macs got another leading man. he’s being replaced maybe. it’s me it was always me. i think we’re gonna see more of that. i have always trusted the structure. i don’t think it’s going to be fruitless. yeah i think i’m out now. he’s BACK from north dakota he’s working on himself. macden doorway in inflates mirroring macdenbreakup. we don’t need to tell you our business. he’s protecting himself protecting their relationship. he’s not getting angry anymore. working to be a person. not letting small things blow up anymore. but it’s not going to be enough. he needs to Show Mac he cares More. it’s going to be difficult but. i trust the structure

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cricketcampbell · 10 months

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nickname: cj, chef, bug (by her mom)

age & dob: november 14, 1997 (26)

gender identity & pronouns: female, she/her/hers

sexual orientation & relationship status: bisexual, single

residential area: ocean crest apartments

occupation: personal chef

place of birth: tuscon, arizona

length of time in aurora bay: two years

personality traits: + audacious, - naive

faceclaim: rachel sennott

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mother: libby campbell

father: unknown

siblings: mavis campbell (older half sister, wc)

TL;DR.

tw power dynamic

grew up on the road at the whims of her generally unstable mother, who never could quite manage to settle down in one place...until she did, with a man who had no idea that she had children and essentially left cricket in the dust. after a nannying gig gone wrong (affair with her boss), realized her passion for taking care of people through food, and attended culinary school in california, where she returned after a brief european stint over two years ago to work as a local personal chef!

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is fully convinced that miley cyrus and hannah montana are, in fact, two entirely separate people and will not be accepting any criticism on her theory!

diet coke fiend, her go to caffeine fix more than anything else

sometimes lies just for fun, a habit she picked up in her childhood, especially when she knew she wouldn't be sticking around somewhere for long--not usually about anything major, just a little something to keep it interesting

only got her first cellphone a few years back but caught on very quickly; doesn't quite understand twitter yet but is fully addicted to tiktok and has recently started posting little day in my life as a personal chef videos as a sort of online journal

has absolutely zero clue who her birth father is and never bothered to ask, but thinks her middle name could maybe possibly be a homage to him

cooking for others is her love language but when it comes to feeding herself, it's either strictly the basics (kraft mac & cheese, pb&j, cup noodles) or she's ordering takeout! definitely pays for dashpass

recently adopted a street cat she's named caesar (after the salad ofc)

didn't think anything much of her name growing up but for some reason is very aware/self conscious of it now and sometimes introduces herself as cj instead

despite the lack of stability, the one thing her mom was serious about was school, so through a combination of both in person and homeschooling, cricket did get a high school diploma, and even managed to graduate early

personal chef is her main gig, but does offer a less expensive meal prepping service for some extra cash!

has a finsta @friendswholunch where she posts little photo dumps of pics she snaps of her friends when they go out/come over to eat! not only to document good meals but also good company 🫶

CURRENT CONNECTIONS.

ocean crest mommy issues club founding members with @finnbrooks

her recipe tester guinea pig/not so reluctant sous @aidenxstevens

forever hiding from their awful third roomie with @lorelailewis

ex-girlfriend of @mackmontgomery

the older brother she (probably) never had @buddywellls

co-club head and dinner party coordinator for @samucl-kane's community garden

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” @maura-cortes

wants @paxton-brady's mom to adopt her

culinary school pals/used to run a pop up restaurant out of @solaadisa's apartment

thinks her doordash order is what got @cassius-banks run over, still feels bad

london friends with @luckylewis

work besties to reg besties pipeline @helenasoarcs

@santiagodeleons used to date her mom

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to be posted: older half-sister

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someone who she sometimes enlists as a sous chef

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friends who've had a falling out/frenemies/enemies

party/drinking/smoking friends

fans of her tik tok

neighbors

fwbs/one night stands/tinder dates

@aurorabayaesthetic

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wordsofapanda · 1 year

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oh-dennis-you-dumb-bitch · 4 years

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Dee - I’m In A Sexy French Depression OR Women Gotta Stick Together

Barbara - Where’s The Bathroom?

The Gang (as a whole) - I’m A Good Person

Ships:

MacDennis (Mac’s Perspective) - Love Kernels

MacDennis (Dennis’s Perspective) - I Hate Everything But You

CharDee - We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now

Charlie/The Waitress - I’m Just A Boy In Love

Dee/Cricket - Settle For Me

CharMac - We’ll Never Have Problems Again

The Fandom (and also the rest of the gang) @ Mac & Dennis - The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love

#iasip #macdennis #it's always sunny in philadelphia

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Have you ever been cheated on? Nope.

Whose car were you last in? Other than my own? Hans’s, but that was over two months ago.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? How timely is this, Andi literally randomly asked me how I feel about septum piercings this afternoon haha. Anyway, I have no problem with it on other people but I personally wouldn’t pick my nose as a spot for piercings.

Have your parents ever smoked pot? I don’t know, they may have but there’s a big chance they haven’t. They don’t really share much about their youth so I would never know.

Do you tend to make relationships complicated? That’s definitely not me.

Are you good at giving directions? Not at all; if anyone asks me directly I usually immediately refer them to whoever I’m with at the time. Or I tell them to check Waze.

Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room? She would and she’d definitely be pissed about it. Not that I have to worry about this ever happening, though.

Did you speak to your father today? Yessssssss, I literally just caught a glimpse of him like two minutes ago.

Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen? No, I was 16 turning 17 when I had my first.

Could you go a day without eating? Yeah, but I wouldn’t feel well by the end of it. I’ve formed a habit of skipping breakfast and lunch on weekdays now, and I always feel like complete shit once I clock out. Considering I only eat dinner these days, I guess I can say I do regularly go entire days without eating.

Are your nails always painted? I never paint them/have them painted.

Have you ever met any bands/band members before? Just local ones.

What color is your hair? Black.

Your best friend needed somewhere to stay, could they live with you? Yes.

Have you danced in the rain? Maybe? I don’t know. Doesn’t sound like something I would do, though.

When you said something naughty when you were little, did your parents wash out your tongue with soap? Nope. I never liked getting in trouble, even as a kid, so I stayed out of it.

What do you think of spanking little children when they do something wrong? Okay or not? That’s a common practice where I live, at least it was during my time. My mom didn’t believe in spanking her kids, which I’ll always be thankful for; but the cousins I lived with didn’t have the same fate so I regularly had to watch them get spanked - with sticks, slippers, belts, etc basically anything that was within reach. I think today’s generation of parents are different; I hope they are.

Who was the last male you hung out with? Gab, Kyelle, Al, and Hans.

Who is your favorite person to text? I don’t text anymore, but I do chat with Angela on Messenger everyday.

Who did you last take a picture with? Does an online photo count? We had an event held through Zoom last Wednesday and we had a photo op by the end of it.

What’s your favorite brand of jeans? I don’t have any. I just wear whichever pair I’d feel good and confident wearing.

Which show is better: Spongebob or The Fairly Odd Parents? Nooooooooo you’re making me pick between my two absolute favorites. I might have to go with Spongebob, but it barely barely barely won. Fairly OddParents is great too, at least until they added the baby fairy.

Has anyone ever told you that you looked like someone else? Many times. Idk if I’m happy about it because something tells me it just means I have quite the common face. Idk. I don’t think too much about it and as long as I’m compared to someone I personally find pretty, it’s fine lol.

Do you enjoy the sound of crickets at night and birds in the morning? Not so much. I find them too loud, especially the crickets.

Who is the most overrated singer? Taylor Swift.

What is your favourite planet? I don’t have one, but let’s go with Saturn.

Do you have any pets that you had since you were born? Wow no. 23 years is a very long time.

Do you own anything that you had when you were a baby? Yep, my mom kept all our umbilical cord stumps. It’s in our baby albums.

Do you enjoy Mario games? Very much so. It’s the only franchise I can play HAHAHA

What’s your favorite online game? I don’t play online games.

Have you ever been hit with a ball in gym class? I probably have been.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off? I used to sometimes shut it off whenever I’d fight with my ex and I didn’t want to deal with the world for a while. Now with the toxicity out of my life I never turn it off lol.

Who was last to cook for you? My mom made pasta for dinner tonight. Then after that I asked her to make me coffee mixed with Milo.

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them? Depends on who texts. I get anxious when it’s media texting, so I tend to ignore those for a few hours unless they ask something urgent. If it’s someone from my inner circle, like a friend or one of my parents, I would check and reply immediately, or at least as soon as I see the text.

Who is your most trusted person? Mmm, probably Angela. I literally reached out last night to ask her to log on to my Facebook so she can unfriend Gab and her family on my behalf. I don’t think I would’ve asked that from anyone else.

How late did you stay up last night? A little earlier than my usual, around midnight or so. I knew my load was going to be packed today since my manager had filed a leave which meant I had to cover for her tasks as well, so I wanted to get enough rest so that I didn’t wake up sleepy and cranky.

When/where are you most likely to sing? As long as I’m alone, I’ll sing. I like to do it, just not in front of other people.

Would you ever wish to explore a cave? That would be soooooooo nice. It’s been a while since I’ve been in a cave. :(

You see the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? I imagine giving her an awkward smile and probably being the first to approach. Then I would ask how she’s been. I’m in a place in my life where I’m sure I’ll be able to do that.

Have you been/are you depressed? I’ve been there many times.

Are your pop-ups blocked on your computer? Yes.

Have you ever ridden in a car with someone who was high? No. I would hate to be in that situation.

Who is the best hugger you know? Laurice.

Have you ever had to be put to sleep for an operation? Nopes.

Does anybody have any proof of stupid things you have done? I know Angela has a few. Gabie took a few as well; whether she still has them or not I’m not updated on anymore, nor do I care.

Why did you text the last person in your inbox? I was just reminding Angela there was a BTS video coming out tonight.

Have you ever been able to do a split? No but I’ve attemped to do it many times.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed? Yes.

Are you intimidated by the last person you know talked badly about you? I never keep track of things like that. I know it would bring nothing but unnecessary stress, so I never snoop or ask around to check if anyone’s been talking not-so-nicely about me behind my back.

Have you ever cried in school? Maybe only about once or twice in the 18 years I was in school. I absolutely hate crying in front of people, and I mainly do it when I’m alone. I don’t think I’ve even ever cried in front of Angela; that’s how much I hate it.

Last person of the opposite sex you screamed at? I don’t remember ever screaming at a guy.

Do you have any weird sleep habits? I...wouldn’t know, since I’m asleep when I do them. I always sleep alone too, so no one would be able to tell me how I sleep. All I know is I’m not much of a mover and I usually wake up in the same position (or almost the same position) I fell asleep in.

Do you consider yourself an emotional person? Yes, I’m sensitive in every sense of the word.

When was the last time you had a headache? Last Wednesday when not eating for the entire day finally hit me like a truck by the end of my shift. :/

When was the last time you encountered a puppy? Cooper circa September.

Is there anything that happened a long time ago that you still laugh about? Yes, many instances.

Do you ever try to interpret your dreams? No, I don’t think anything of them beyond “just weird scenarios of people I know doing weird things.”

What was the last thing you bought impulsively? Three orders of sushi, 24 pieces in total.

How do you feel about singing songs out loud in front of other people? No amount of money would make me do it.

When was the last time you were feeling really, really nervous? This afternoon when a supplier we’re currently working with asked to call. Normally my manager would be the one mainly in touch with people like them, but since she was out today I was next in line.

If you’re no longer in school, what is something you miss about it? If you’re still in school, what’s something you think you’re going to miss about it? I miss seeing my friends everyday and being able to hang out after our classes, even if it just means sitting at a table doing nothing together.

Do you use your turn signals when you’re driving? Excessively. I use it even in the subdivision lmao, or on one-way roads.

How exactly are you feeling right now? Content. It’s a little hot and mosquitoes keep flying around me, but I’m not letting these affect my mood. Just focusing on the fact that it’s a Friday night and I can let go of work for a couple of days.

Have you ever had to board up your windows because of a hurricane? Never happened before. I just close up my windows completely so that they don’t slam if ever the wind gets too strong.

Do you tell anyone to chew with their mouths closed? I don’t recall ever feeling the need to do this. The sound doesn’t bother me much anyway; definitely not as much as it annoys most people.

Have you ever ordered pizza and sent it to someone else’s house? Yup I did that for Angela and Kata recently, for my birthday, along with truffle mac and cheese. Basically my favorite orders from Mama Lou’s, haha.

What was the first thing you drank when you woke up this morning? I believe it was water.

Do you think stretch marks from having a baby are ugly or badges of honor? Ugh this question is so outdated I don’t even want to take the time to answer it.

Ever done a keg stand? No.

Who is the last person you lent money to? I don’t lend my money.

Do you share clothing with anyone? Mmm, sometimes. It’s usually me borrowing clothes from my sister, though.

Have you ever visited anyone in a rehab? Nope.

Was the last thing you drank a Coke or Pepsi product? No, it was just water. I’d never be caught craving for soda.

Honestly, do you think that you’re going to be an overprotective parent? No. I experienced having strict parents, so I know it’s not something I would want to pass on to my kids. I want my kids to be able to go out with friends and attend parties and get tattoos (when they’re older) and express their identity without being scared of me.

What was the last kind of chips you ate? Piattos cheddar chips.

What is one thing that you really wish you could understand, but don’t? Investing and stocks.

What is the last thing you charged? My laptop.

Have you ever held a snake? Yes. I’m always the only one in the family willing to do things like this when we go on vacations haha.

#survey #surveys

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Rickety Cricket?

Hoooooo boy, here we go!

Why I like them: Watching him transform between each episode he appears in is so funny.

Why I don’t: He’s sometimes creepy and crude.

Favorite episode: Either “The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2″ or “Mac and Dennis: Manhunters”

Favorite season: Season 3. He’s another one that’s only in 1 or 2 a season, but both of his episodes in season 3 are great.

Favorite line: “If you have crack, let’s boogie.” And I very often quote his song from “The Gang Gets Whacked”: “The broke my legs, but they didn’t break my spirit!”

Favorite outfit: Gonna have to go with none.

OTP: Cricket x the dogs that like his neck wound

BroTP: none at this point

Headcanon: This is going off of “Dee Made a Smut Film”, but I feel like he would be a good artist. Maybe not an objectively good artist, but his art would definitely have a lot of depth to it.

Unpopular opinion: I just don’t think he’s as great as most people think he is? He’s become over-the-top which I rarely like in a character.

A wish: It would be cool to see him in a flashback episode (him and Dee in high school).

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I mean “A Cricket’s Tale” was already my worst nightmare, so I don’t think anything can be worse than that to me.

5 words to best describe them: crack addict street rat ex-priest

My nickname for them: None, just Cricket/Rickety Cricket

Send me a character!

#thank you!#iasip #cricket #rickety cricket #chrundle-cometh #ask

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Post-One-Year Anniversary to PyeongChang Timeline #04

Post-One-Year Anniversary to PyeongChang Timeline

Links: #01 Post-Sochi 2014-2016, #02 Post Comeback 2016-2018, and #03 Post PyeongChang 2018-2019

2019, continued:

February 22 – Scott poses with several junior ice dance teams on the ice at Toronto Cricket Club and is thanked for his help (Toronto)

February 23 – Tessa posts from Florence, Italy + Scott at Ilderton Arena + Scott posts a video from Thank You Ilderton + attends Paul Brandt concert that night (London)

February 25 – Tessa posts with Carolina Kostner and Anna Capellini (Florence) + VM confirmed as skaters for Fantasy on Ice + Great Kitchen Party/b2ten release video about their organization’s partnership with an interview with VM

February 27 – Tessa's Nivea Urban Skin commercial debuts + Scott’s Leaf Nation interview game session Guess Who? is released + Scott posts on twitter regarding a Leafs game + Tessa posts from Tuscany (Italy)

March 2 – Scott at a Blue Jays spring training game (Dunedin, Florida) + Scott with Jackie, Cara and friends at dinner (in face paints) in Disneyland (Florida) + Tessa posts from Tuscany (Italy)

March 3 – Tessa posts from Tuscany (Italy)

March 4 – Scott works with Carreira/Ponomaranko at Novi (Detroit) + attends a celebratory dinner + Tessa posts her new Nivea commercial + Toys R Us/Barbie announces Tessa as one of their choices as a Canadian role model and an appearance

March 6 – Tessa announces partnership with Barbie

March 7 – Scott tweets about Tessa’s Barbie partnership

March 8 – Tessa appears on several morning shows with her Barbie “Close The Dream Gap” promotion and a Barbie event (Toronto)

March 9 – Tessa at Toys R Us as an appearance in partnership with Barbie/Mattel as a Canadian Role Model for Barbie’s 60th birthday (Mississagua) + Tessa and Scott individually post about Lajoie/Lagha’s Junior World gold medal win

March 11 – Scott’s Leafs TV interview is released (taped February 19)

March 14 – Tessa tapes commercial for Air Miles partnership (Toronto)

March 17 – Tessa appears as a presenter for the Juno awards (London)

March 19 – Tessa spotted at The Root Cellar for dinner (London)

March 21 – Tessa attends Nivea UrbanSkin launch event (Toronto)

March 22 – Scott in an Instagram story doing coach duty (Montreal)

March 23-24 – Tessa and Scott doing choreography with Sam (Montreal) + Tessa spotted on a flight back to London

March 25 – Scott coaching Lajoie/Lagha (Montreal)

March 31 - Tessa posts an instagram (latergram?) from the cottage (Bayfield)

April 1 - Tessa and Scott attend the M&M Food Market partnership rally lunch (Mississauga or London).

+ Tessa and Scott attend ‘London Sportspeople of the Year’ celebrity dinner and auction (in support of Thames Valley Children’s Centre)

+ Tessa’s Nivea’s No Limits ad (choreographed by Sam Chouinard) is released. + Tessa’s cover on Glory magazine is revealed and Tessa is named as one of Canada’s 30 under 30 leaders by Bay St. Bull

April 2 - Tessa appears on several morning shows to promote the Nivea No Limits ad/campaign (Toronto)

April 3 - Tessa and Scott going for coffee at Starbucks (his treat) (Toronto), shown using his T/S Latch Visa Card.

+ Tessa and Scott lunching together at Calii Love (Toronto) and Tessa posting a picture of her old skates and the newer ones (possibly training for new ex programs?).

+ Tessa and Scott tour the Walter Carsen Centre with Canadian National Ballet’s Heather Ogden and Guillaume Côté and announce an upcoming project with them (Côté as choreographer) (Toronto)

April 4 - Tessa and Scott working with Heather Odgen and Guillaume Côté at the National Ballet for an upcoming project. (Toronto)

+ Tessa and Scott filming new content with Hello Fresh (Toronto)

+ Tessa and Scott attends the Wanderluxe 2019 event sponsored by Air Canada (in support of the Hospital for Sick Children & the SickKids Research Institute) at the Fort York Amoury (Toronto).

+ Tessa revealed as a guest judge for upcoming season of MasterChef Canada

April 5 - Tessa and Scott spotted skating together at the Granite Club (Toronto)

April 6 - Day 1 of Scott working for Skate Canada’s weekend development camp as a featured “coach” (Calgary)

April 7 - Day 2 of Scott working for Skate Canada’s weekend development camp as a featured “coach” (Calgary) + Tessa doing a photoshoot at her house with redbutton photography [Eric Rockburn] (London)

April 8 - Tessa tweets about the upcoming tour in the fall and their media day from (London) + posts from Toronto

April 9 - Tessa and Scott announce the Rock the Ice Tour for the fall of 2019. Cast + partial dates announced. + Media day for RTR: Tessa and Scott appear on several shows to promote the tour (Toronto)

April 10 - Media Day 2 for RTR: Tessa and Scott appear on several shows to promote the tour (Toronto)

April 11 - Scott tweets about the RTR and the Leafs game + Tessa posts from London, UK.

April 12 - Tessa posts from London (UK): visits the Dior exhibit at the V&A museum and attends the Come From Away musical at the Phoenix Theater.

April 13 - Tessa hanging out with Lilah and Sasha Fear, two british ice dancers training part time at Gadbois, having afternoon tea at Fortnum & Mason (London, UK) + Scott tweets multiple times about the Leafs game.

April 14 - Tessa on the ice with Sasha Fear at the Alexandra Palace ice rink (London, UK)

April 16 - Rehearsals for Ice Fantasia (Seoul, Korea). Scott seen lacing up his skates, T+S on a bus, and Tessa and Jason Brown skating around on a weibo video.

April 16-18 - Rehearsals for Ice Fantasia (Seoul, Korea).

*****Ice Fantasia (April 19-21) (South Korea)*****

April 19 - First Ice Fantasia Show. Tessa and Scott debut a new ex: Dark Times and re-use their 2018 ex: You Rock My World (Seoul, Korea).

April 20 - Tessa posts about their Dark Time program on Instagram. Second Ice Fantasia Show, (Seoul, Korea)

April 21 - Third and last Ice Fantasia Show + banquet with all the Ice Fantasia skaters (Seoul, Korea)

April 22 - Tessa back in Canada. Posts an Instagram story from the airport. (Toronto?)

April 24 - Tessa doing a photoshoot for a “special project” with Genevieve Caron (Toronto)

April 25 - Tessa records the Player’s Own Voice podcast with Anastasia Bucsis + attends the One Connection pop-up event about branding with Bumble Bizz [curated by Jessica Mulroney] (Toronto)

April 27 - Scott spotted in a restaurant outside of Ilderton having lunch with his mother and brother (Ilderton)

April 29 - Tessa doing interviews/media for fillactive/fitspirit (Montreal)

May 1 - Tessa as a guest of honor/ambassador, giving a speech at the Villa Maria high school for fillactive/fitspirit (Montreal)

+ Cabbie presents podcast, The Kit truth or dare game and Tessa x Nivea Elle Canada interview come out.

May 2 - Tessa doing a photoshoot with Bonlook in the morning (Montreal) + attends the Canada Youth Summit as a guest speaker with Sophie Grégoire Trudeau for Fillactive the rest of the day (Ottawa) + Scott coaching at MAC’s Spring Skating School (Komoka)

May 3 - Tessa and Scott brunch with the members of Birds of Bellwoods at Rivoli on Queen Street West + attend the Stars on Ice show incognito (Toronto)

May 4 - Tessa attends a Barre Belle class with/taught by her sister Jordan in the morning + does a photoshoot with Adidas (Toronto)

May 5 - Tessa attends a meet & greet for Nivea [at the Run for Women event] (Moncton) + Scott is spotted at the airport in Florida (Tampa)

May 6 - Tessa posts from her house about a Barbie PR package and her home office renovations being nearly done (London)

***** Canada’s Great Kitchen Party Auction Trip, Mallorca (May 9-16)

May 9 - Day 1. Tessa posts from Palma (Mallorca, Spain) + probably hiking and attending a musical performance.

May 10 - Day 2. Tessa posts from Puigpuñent (Mallorca, Spain). Hiking and tasting rosé.

May 11 - Day 3. Tessa and Jackie appear at what looks like a wine tasting with some GPK guests (Mallorca, Spain) + probably cycling and visiting the Palma Cathedral.

May 12 - Day 4. Tessa posts about Mother’s Day and arranging for a flower bouquet to be sent to Kate (Mallorca, Spain).

May 13 - Day 5. Tessa’s partnership with MAC Cosmetics is announced as part of the MAC Canadian Original Campaign + tapas tour at night (vm + Jackie and the guests appearing in one picture) + probably winery tour (Mallorca, Spain)

May 14 - Day 6. Tessa posts from Mallorca. Probably hiking at Sant Elm, visiting La Trapa (Mallorca, Spain)

May 15 - Day 7. Last day. Probably exploring and shopping in Valldemossa + final banquet and musical performance (Mallorca, Spain)

May 16 - Day 8. Travel Day (Mallorca, Spain) + Tessa’s Air Miles Ad is released.

May 17 - TESSA’S 30TH BIRTHDAY - Tessa posts about celebrating her birthday with champagne from what appears to be her house or the cottage (London or Bayfield?)

May 19 - Tessa spotted by a fan at Romeo’s Corner Cafe (Stratford, Ontario)

May 20 - Tessa attends opening night at Budweiser Stage in partnership with Air Miles (Toronto) + Scott spotted grocery shopping in Tampa (Florida)[unproved]

***** Canada’s Great Kitchen Party Auction Trip, Newfoundland (May 22-27)

May 22 - Tessa posts about working out in her hotel room + Day 1: musical performance with Alan Doyle at the Merchant Tavern (Saint John’s, NL)

May 23 - Day 2: Book reading with Marc Critch and Alan Doyle at the Saint George Anglican Church in Petty Harbour + Scott spotted by two fans at Christian’s Pub (Saint John’s, NL).

May 24 - Day 3: Tessa and Scott skating and having a beer afterwards + pub crawl on George’s Street (Saint John’s, NL)

May 25 - Day 4: Tessa and Scott visit and picnic at the Ferryland Lighthouse + Tessa posts a cute InstaStory of both of them there (Saint John’s, NL)

May 26 - Day 5, Last Day: Tessa posts a picture of her and Scott at The Rooms for the final GKP banquet + musical performance by Alan Doyle at the Yellowbelly Brewery (Saint John’s, NL)

May 27 - Day 6: Travel Day. Tessa posts about leaving Newfoundland (Saint John’s) + Tessa and Scott spotted on the plane and at the Pearson Airport (Toronto) + [probably, timeline is fuzzy, Tessa and Scott attend the IG Private Wealth Management event at the JW Marriott Essex House Hotel as guest speakers (New York, USA)]

May 28 - Tessa and Scott attend the IG Private Wealth Management event at the JW Marriott Essex House Hotel as guest speakers (New York, USA)

May 29 - Tessa’s partnership with Colgate is posted on her Instagram + Tessa and Scott announced as guest judges on Battle of the Blades [two episodes] this fall.

May 30 - Tessa and Scott spotted at the Tokyo train station on their way to Sendai + rehearsing Long Time Running for Fantasy on Ice (Japan)

*****Fantasy on Ice Tour (May 31 - June 16) (Japan)*****

May 31 – June 1 - FAOI Sendai, first and second shows (Japan)

June 2 - FAOI Sendai, third show + Tessa goes to karaoke with some members of the cast + fan report of Scott flying out early to Osaka [unproved] (Sendai, Japan)

June 3 - Tessa’s episode of Masterchef airs in Canada

June 4 - Tessa posts about doing schoolwork from Kobe (Japan)

June 6 - Rehearsals for FAOI Kobe

June 7–8 - FAOI Kobe, first and second show + Tessa’s Run for the Ocean campaign with Adidas is released (Japan)

June 9 – FAOI Kobe, third show + Tessa and Scott attend the final Kobe banquet after the last Kobe show (Japan)

June 11 - Tessa posts about watching the Raptors game + Scott with Javier F. and others skaters golfing (Japan)

June 12 - Tessa’s Player’s Own Voice podcast with Anastasia Bucsis is released (recorded April 25th)

June 13 - FAOI rehearsals + Scott out with Maxim Trankov and Tatiana Volosozhar (Toyama)

June 14 - FAOI Toyama first show + Tessa and Scott tweet and instagram about the Raptors’ win (Toyama)

June 15-16 – FAOI Toyama second and third shows +

June 16 - Tessa and Scott at the airport in Narita to see some of the skaters off + having dinner with Javier Fernandez, Jeffrey Buttle and Mayumi Nakamura in Tokyo (Japan)

June 17 - Tessa homeward bound posting from the Narita airport (Japan)

June 19 - Tessa comments about being in her own bed (London)

June 20 - Tessa posts from the cottage, presumably a latergram (Bayfield)

June 21 - Tessa does a photoshoot for MAC Canada (Toronto)

June 22 - Tessa attends a Barre Bell class taught by her sister Jordan and later goes to the Arkells concert at Budweiser Stage with Jordan, Craig and Mark McMorris + Scott spotted leaving Boccone Trattoria at Pearson Airport (Toronto)

June 23 - Olympic Day. Scott in Komoka helping at the new Moir’s Skate Shop location.

June 24 - Tessa arrives in Charlottesville for the Special Olympics Gala and hangs out with Elisha and Dion Phaneuf (Prince Edward Island) + Scott helping with the renovations at the new Moir’s Skate Shop location (Komoka)

June 25 - Tessa attends the Enriching Lives Gala in support of the Special Olympics (Charlottesville, Prince Edward Island)

June 26 - Tessa spotted at the airport in Charlottesville (Prince Edward Island)

June 27 - Scott visiting and speaking at a school (Parkville, Ontario)

June 29 - Tessa spotted at a grocery store (assumed Bayfield) + Scott spotted by a fan (assumed London)

June 30 - Tessa at the cottage [working out with her sister Jordan] (Bayfield)

July 1-3 – Tessa at the cottage [with her sister] (Bayfield)

July 5 - Tessa spotted at the Medina Restaurant (Vancouver)

July 8-12 – Scott coaches at the MAC spring and summer skating camp (Komoka)

July 10-12 – Tessa on a road trip in California with her friends Liz and Midori (USA)

July 10 - Tessa at the Daou Vineyards in Paso Robles (California)

July 11 - Tessa at a scenic landscape spot in Santa Barbara + in a swimming pool at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara with friends (California)

July 12 - Tessa posts from a beach in Malibu (California)

July 13 - Tessa posts from the cottage about being back from vacation (Bayfield)

July 15 - Tessa posts from the London, Ont. airport about going away (London)

July 16 - Tessa in Montreal for a photoshoot for RW & Co (Montreal)

July 17 - Tessa has a ‘girls night-in’ with Jaime Livingston [queenopain] and her family (Mont Tremblant) + Scott spotted at the airport in Washington, DC (USA)

July 18 - Tessa and Scott as guest speakers for the Deloitte Financial Advisory Summit (Mont Tremblant)

July 20 - Day of inclusion, Special Olympics. Tessa and Scott both posting (Bayfield & Québec)

July 21 - Tessa at the cottage watching a golf tournament (Bayfield)

July 22 - Tessa at the cottage (Bayfield)

July 24 (or July 25) - Tessa spotted on the ice by some fans [per a comment on her instagram post]

July 26 - Tessa attends a MAC meet and greet event at the Yorkdale shopping center in the afternoon and is spotted at a bar by a fan in the evening (Toronto) + the Moir’s Skate Shop announces they’re moving locations and will be opening soon (Komoka)

July 27 - Tessa attends a Nivea Q&A and a meet and greet event at Vaughan Mills (Toronto) + back at home posting about books later in the day (London)

July 29 - Tessa presumably at home waiting for her new desk to be delivered (London)

July 31 - Tessa does a photoshoot for Adidas (Montreal)

August 2 - Tessa attends the Osheaga music festival with Nivea and has a meet and greet with the winner of a Nivea contest (Montreal)

August 3-4 – Tessa at the Osheaga music festival with Kelly (Montreal)

August 6 - Tessa attends the hometown star walk of fame event for Chris Hadfield (Sarnia)

August 7 - Tessa and Scott each receive their Walk of Fame Hometown stars (Ilderton, London) + Scott officially announces his engagement to Jackie Mascarin during his speech

August 8 - Opening of the new location of the Moir’s Skate Shop with Scott there selling skates + Scott filming a video for Parachute Canada (Komoka) + Tessa at home in London

August 12 - Tessa in Toronto for a photoshoot with Paul Buceta + Scott at the skate shop helping out (Komoka)

August 13 - Tessa and Scott do a RTR media day with Birds of Bellwoods, Elvis S., Kaetlyn O. and Jeremy A. (Toronto)

August 14 - Tessa and Scott back in the studio with Guillaume Côté for tour prep + Scott guest coaches at the Granite Club (Toronto)

August 17 - Scott attends a friends’ wedding (Windsor, Ontario)

August 18 - Tessa at the cottage with Jordan and family (Bayfield)

August 21 - Tessa attends the RW&Co inspiring women in Canada ambassador reveal event (Toronto)

August 24 - Scott possibly spotted at the Detroit airport in the morning (Detroit)

August 27 - Tessa and Scott rehearsing on ice (Komoka)

August 28 - Tessa does a photoshoot with Yves Veggie + spotted out at dinner by a fan (Toronto)

August 29 - Tessa attends an Adidas 70th anniversary event + films an interview (stroll in Toronto) with Jean-Michel Dufaux, his company Siège Hublot, and Assembly Chef’s Hall (Toronto)

August 30 - Tessa and Scott rehearse at the rink early in the morning for RTR (Komoka or Toronto?) + Scott and Jackie spotted by a fan, location unknown.

August 31 - Scott helping out at the Moirs’ Skate Shop (Komoka)

September 2 - SCOTT’S 32ND BIRTHDAY

September 3 - Scott helps out with the mini blades team at the Hamilton skating club (Hamilton) + his photoshoot with Harry Rosen comes out.

September 5 - Tessa appears on several morning and radio shows in collaboration with Air Miles (Vancouver)

September 6 - Tessa stops by her friend Leah’s jewelry store (Vancouver)

September 7 - Tessa attends a meet and greet with The Brick at West Edmonton Mall (Edmonton)

September 8 - Scott helps Steve Mignardi [TTYCT driver] pick up some stuff for the tour (Ilderton) + Tessa attends Dior launch party during TIFF with Lainey Gossip and friends (Toronto) + Tessa and Scott go to the rink at 8 pm to rehearse their new program with Guillaume Côté and Anisa Tejpar [dancer and choreographer] for RTR (Toronto)

September 9 - Tessa and Scott spotted by a fan at an ice rink (Toronto)

September 10 - Tessa and Scott at Hit And Run Dance with their choreographer Anisa T. + Tessa posts about leaving her hotel (Toronto)

September 11 - Tessa shoots something for team Canada and with Fuel Commercials at the Germain hotel (Toronto)

September 14-16 – Tessa and Scott en route to Vancouver to start rehearsals

September 18 - Tessa and Scott officially announce their retirement and the end of their professional skating career

September 19 - Tessa and Scott guest judge at Battle of the Blades (Toronto)

September 20 - Tessa and Scott back in Vancouver for RTR rehearsals (Vancouver)

September 21 - RTR day off. Tessa and Scott and some of the RTR cast attend the Elton John concert together (Vancouver)

September 23 - Tessa and Scott + cast attends the Canucks/Senators hockey game in Abbotsford + Tessa and Scott drop the puck (Abbotsford)

September 30 - Scott visits a local dance school with other members of RTR (Abbotsford)

October 1 - Tessa attends We for She as a keynote speaker (Vancouver)

October 2-4 – RTR rehearsals (Abbotsford)

*****Rock The Rink tour (October 5 - November 23)*****

October 5 - RTR, Abbotsford + Tessa and Scott spotted buying wine by a fan (Abbotsford)

October 6 - RTR, Penticton

October 7 - RTR, Vancouver

October 8-9 – RTR days off. Cast get to Calgary + Scott spotted eating at Moxie’s Grill & Bar (Calgary)

October 10 - RTR, Red Deer + RTR cast watching Friends in the bus after the show (Red Deer)

October 11 - RTR, Dawson Creek + Tessa and Scott and Birds of Bellswoods film a funny behind the scenes video with Tessa reenacting Dawson’s Creek.

October 12 - RTR, Prince George

October 13 - RTR, Grand Prairie

October 14-15 – RTR days off. Tessa + Michael Tobin film a video about Tessa going into the shops she’s partnered with [Bonlook and RW&Co] at the Chinook mall + Scott watches skaters at the Calalta figure skating club (Calgary)

October 16 - RTR, Calgary

October 17 - RTR, Lethbridge

October 18 - RTR, Regina

October 19 - RTR, Medicine Hat

October 20 - RTR, Brandon

October 21 - RTR day off. Tessa and Scott are inducted into the Ontario Sports Hall of Fame in Toronto [they don’t attend the event)] + Tessa and Scott fly back home and meet a fan on the plane from Toronto to London with whom they talk + same fan takes a pic with them at the London airport + Tessa goes to vote in the elections (London)

October 23 - Tessa and Scott are awarded honorary degrees from Western University (London)

October 24 - Tessa and Scott guest judge on Battle of the Blades (Oshawa)

October 25-28 – RTR days off

October 25 - Tessa attends a Leafs game with her sister Jordan (Toronto)

October 26 - Tessa attends a barre class taught by her sister Jordan (Toronto)

October 27 - Scott coaches the synchro team at the Ilderton skating rink with cousins Sheri and Cara (Ilderton)

October 29 - RTR, Sault Ste. Marie

October 30 - RTR, London

October 31 - Tessa and Scott guest judge on Battle of the Blades finale (Toronto)

November 1 - RTR, Sudbury

November 2 - RTR, Kitchener

November 3 - RTR, Kingston

November 5 - RTR day off. Scott appears on several morning show to promote RTR and the Special Olympics’ skaters + Tessa is spotted at a coffeeshop downtown by a fan + Scott and Patrick Chan are spotted by a fan at the Toronto Club bar before the hockey game + Scott, Maxim Trankov and Andrew Poje attend a Leafs game (Toronto)

+ Scott announced as an ambassador for the for Scott Hamilton Cares Foundation.

November 6 - RTR, Mississauga

November 7 - RTR, Ottawa. Tessa and Scott + the RTR cast are spotted having breakfast together at the Sunset Grill.

November 8 - RTR, St. Catharines + Tessa is spotted having dinner before the show with some ‘older’ friends at The Merchant Ale House.

November 9 - RTR, Oshawa

November 10-12 – RTR days off

November 10 - Tessa attends a barre class with her sister Jordan (Toronto)

November 13 - RTR, Peterborough

November 14 - RTR, Laval + Tessa visits her facialist friend Linda McDonald and poses for a pic with her dog.

+ Tessa is announced as an ambassador for Team Canada Classroom Champions Chat

November 15 - RTR, Quebec City

November 16 - RTR, Moncton

November 17 - RTR, Halifax + Tessa and Scott and the RTR cast go out to eat at the Press Gang Restaurant & Oyster Bar + The Lower Deck Pub [dancing and karaoke].

November 18-22 – RTR days off

November 19 - Tessa spotted at the airport on her way to St. John’s

November 20 - Tessa spotted at the Winsor House Bed & Breakfast (St. John’s) + Scott spotted waiting in line at a restaurant (London)

November 21 - Tessa does an interview with Melissa Royal for Rogers’ TV Out of the Fog + Scott & Patrick Chan spotted by several fans on George’s street, outside of Christian’s Pub (St. John’s)

November 22 - RTR rehearsals for the whole cast

November 23 - RTR, St. John’s + Scott spotted out with his family by multiple fans

November 24 - Tessa spotted at the airport and on a plane to Toronto + Scott spotted at the hotel said to be sightseeing in St. John’s

November 25 - Scott spotted at the airport on his way to Toronto (St. John’s)

November 27 - Scott plays in a Poplar Hills Flyers hockey game with his friends (Ilderton area)

November 28 - Tessa is a keynote speaker at the Grow Girl event at St Mary's High School in collaboration with Fitspirit (Woodstock, Ont.)

November 29-December 1 – Tessa and Sam Chouinard spend a weekend together in New York City (New York, USA)

November 30 - Tessa and Sam attend a broadway showing of Moulin Rouge (New York)

December 3 - Tessa takes over CTV and appears on several morning and afternoon shows (Toronto)

December 4 - Tessa attends CIBC Miracle Day in the morning and the Union Holiday Union Station Rink event in the end of the afternoon (Toronto)

December 6 - Scott helps out at the skate shop (Komoka)

December 7 - Scott at the skate shop for their holiday open house (Komoka)

December 8 - Tessa participates in an unnamed photoshoot (Montreal)

December 13 - Scott shoots pictures or a commercial at the Skate Shop (Komoka)

December 14 - Scott helps out at the skate shop (Komoka)

December 13-15 – Tessa goes to Bangkok for Evan Lysacek’s wedding with her friend Mayumi (Thailand)

December 17 - Scott is spotted by a fan grocery shopping at Loblaws near Western U at 9m (London) + Tessa is spotted by fan at the Leafs game [and is rumored to have lost her credit card on Queen Street earlier in the day] (Toronto)

December 24 - Tessa spotted last minute shopping at Best Buy (London)

December 28 - Tessa attends the Leafs game with her friend Midori (Toronto)

December 29 - A picture of Scott playing a beer league hockey game surfaces [exact date unknown) (London/Ilderton area) + Scott coaches the Ice Ignite Synchro team (Komoka)

#vm timeline #timeline

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badnew2005 · 3 years

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mac wanting to be a priest … i am thinking ab maccricket again . this is a joke i’ve given far too much thought to

#i can’t find the post but . mac and dennis using cricket as a middle man not being willing to sleep w eachother they did shit to cricket #AND mac and cricket exes #iasip

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tromroan · 6 years

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It’s Always Sunny in the Hunger Games

So I was real bored last night so I found that Hunger Games generator website and made an Always Sunny in Philadelphia version. Here we go!

It’s a big cast I had limited spaces. This is gonna be long so read more if you’re interested in the results….

Very in character so far. Mrs. McDonald with a trident! Also Waitress: Cold hearted.

An alliance between old weird men Pappy McPoyle and Frank Reynolds. A whole bunch of people just hate Luther he didn’t stand a chance. Dennis is an asshole. The Waitress shows a softer side

Liam Mcpoyle and Gail the Snail? Dennis back with his ex-wife.

Oh yeah Dee died? Harsh.

Local power couple Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds both down for the count! Also Mac. The gang apparently SUCKS at the hunger games. :\

Dennis is a cold-hearted motherf*cker. Royal Mcpoyle THE BIRD “thinks about winning”. poor Country Mac. :(

Wow an all-star cast, together in death.

Rickety Cricket obviously dies from eating poison berries. Dennis chases a bird. Mrs. Mac, very in-character, just sleeps through an entire day.

Fuck, Dennis - It’s a bird.

R.I.P.

Ooh an interesting alliance between Shadynasty and The Waitress. Is it flashback Shadynasty? Or modern day Shadynasty? Who can say.

Jack Kelly WOULD get along with Liam Mcpoyle. I guess they’re both… family oriented…

Jack Kelly jesus! Dennis still going strong. Mrs. Mac continues to be the “Peeta” of the group.

Gail the Snail got some moves.

Recurring characters, no more.

Why Jack Kelly! Why you such an asshole.

Dennis Reynolds should have already been questioning his sanity. Just in life in general. Will beloved Country Mac be able to turn the tables on Jack “Small Hands” Kelly???

An unlikely team-up between warrior princess Gail the Snail and fan-favorite County Mac. Hurruh for Shadynasty avenging Charlie Kelly’s childhood.

…

an introspective night from our three champions. Despite the rest of the gang getting killed off in like a day, Dennis Reynolds is still going strong, like the psycho he is.

…

!!!

!!!!!!

nooooooo Shadynasty you were a star in these dark times.

c.o.l.d. b.l.o.o.d.e.d. The final showdown between beloved Country Mac and local asshole Dennis Reynolds.

in the aaarms of the aaangels…

You do the gang proud Dennis.

#the hunger games #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #Charlie day #frank Reynolds #Dennis Reynolds #Mac #Charlie Kelly #tromroan #other stuff

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queennicoleinboots · 3 years

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The Office Got Fucked Up, part 5 (Count Macrula POV)

The title of this story was supposed to be "Office Woes, part 5," but it wouldn't be enough to cover the absolute insanity that happened in this account. So, it is called "The Office Got Fucked Up, part 5." in the viewpoint of Count Macrula.

I returned to the office to find it burning in flames. I blinked and realized the irony of this situation. Last time I checked, I assumed we were in league with the Gwinnett County Fire Department.

"Why is my office on fire?" I asked before having a full-on 15-minute laughing fit. I then decided to fly in the air, unzip my black slacks, and rain vampire lord urine on the building. It turns out that I had to urinate like a horse of the apocalypse, so my urination quenched those unholy flames.

I zipped up my black slacks and then flew down into the ashen building.

"This is my hoooooooommmmmeeeee!!!!" I shouted on baritone opera that astounded the heavens.

Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse started riding his motorcycle through the building and starting screaming, "Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken! Take the land that must be taken!"

"The time has come. To Awaken Him," I spoke in a death metal voice.

"Musta-krakish! Musta-krakish! Musta-krakish!" Nathan Explosion chanted.

"I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld," I spoke in a death metal voice.

"Musta-krakish!" Nathan Explosion chanted.

"To bring forth this beast and-" I started to say in a death metal voice.

"Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken

Take the land, that must be taken

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken

Devour worlds, smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep

Break forth from your grave eternally

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise

Rise, rise, rise, rise

I'm the conjurer of demons

I'm the father of your death

I bring forth the ancient evil

I control his every breath

I instigate your misfortune

With the birth of killing trolls

I awaken armageddon

Feeding on a thousand souls

Awaken

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken! Take the land that must be taken!" Nathan Explosion and I growled.

A full version of Nathan Explosion's and my duet can be found here: https://youtu.be/PcICrqowVkc

I then screamed as I mimicked Nathan Explosion, "I COMMAND YOU TO RISE!!! RISE!!!!! RISE!!! RISE!!!!" Then I said in my normal Count Macrula voice, "And awaken!"

Oh shit. I just rose the dead and brought forth a Kraken to destroy Gwinnett County. At least I know how to start a riot. The FBI will shit their pants when they see this. The riots on Capitol Hill and on Georgia's Capitol building were pathetic and pointless. 'Trumpanzees' was the correct word to describe that nonsense. I will rain dark shit on them, and my fruit will be zombies with death ray eyes.

One of those zombies was my ex-co-worker Christoff. He was a good worker one time, and then he got caught into too many accidents near I-85. Once he was traumatized from literally being a target of every disgruntled driver in Gwinnett County, he began to become disgruntled at the job. He was opening tickets instead of closing them. Needless to say, I developed laryngitis every day up to the time of his death. One would think I killed him out of frustration, but actually Ahayah struck him down just because he was so goddamn stupid.

I was traumatized seeing him again, so FOR NOW ON, THIS STORY WILL BE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE LARYNGITIS, HERE I COME!

"THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!" I SHOUTED. I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY.

"BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! THIS IS THE LAND, THAT IS PURE BULLSHIT!" NATHAN EXPLOSION AND I SANG TOGETHER.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" MELISSA THE GREAT ARC ANGEL ASKED AS SHE FLEW DOWN. "I WENT ON LUNCH BREAK, AND THE OFFICE IS BURNED DOWN AND THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!!! AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE HOSS DELGATO'S FROM THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY!"

(I am going to pause ALL CAPS for a minute and explain that while flying through an existential time warp to get to the ruined Gwinnet County Riot Station 32, my hair had grown slightly past my shoulders and turned the color of hot blood from simply... being sick of working.)

"I BLAME ANTIFA AND PROUD BOYS!!!! AND.... come to think of it, I have no idea. I was Michael the Great Arc Angel after I was the Grim Reaper Named Mike. Then I was Count Macrula from October 2020 and was stuck in the freezer called the office. And now that I grew red hair, I am not sure. A lot has changed in the past year," I said thoughtfully as I stared at Melissa the Great Arc Angel.

"WHO ROSE THE DEAD!? YOU, ANTIFA, THE PROUD BOYS, BLACK LIVES MATTER, BEAR LIVES MATTER, DONALD TRUMP, JOSEPH BIDEN, OR NATHAN EXPLOSION? THESE ARE THINGS I MUST KNOW" MELISSA THE GREAT ARC ANGEL SHOUTED BEFORE HER VOICE WAS NORMAL. "Well, I am glad you decided to grow hair after 750 years. I have waited forever for this moment. Thank you, ...." Then she yelled again. "WHAT DO I CALL YOU?!"

"NO! NATHAN EXPLOSION AND I DID THAT!!!" I SHOUTED. "I EVEN BROUGHT CRISTOFF BACK TO LIFE! AND MACRULA IS TRANSYLVANIAN FOR MACRO, WHICH MEANS LARGE. MACRULA IT IS! THANK YOU, NATHAN EXPLOSION!" I SHOUTED TO THE HEAVENS.

"THAT'S GREAT! YOU OPENED UP 100,000,087 TICKETS!" MELISSA THE GREAT ARC ANGEL SHOUTED. "I'M SORRY. YOU CLEARING UP THE REASON FOR YOUR IDENTITY CHANGE MAKES THAT 100,000,086 TICKETS. AT LEAST YOU ARE NOT BUYING INTO GENDER REASSIGNMENT."

"IT WAS THE WILL OF THE POWERS THAT BE! I'M SORRY!!!" I SHOUTED. "AND TACO MAC WITH COUNT MACULA, JR. AND ME WAS NECESSARY! ALSO, I AM PROUD OF MY MASCULINITY. AMERICA, PLEASE STOP SHAMING MEN FOR BEING MEN. THIS WAS UNHEARD OF UNTIL ABOUT 50 YEARS AGO."

THE CAST OF PEEWEE HERMAN SCREAMED LIKE HELL. THEY WORE ZOMBIE MASKS.

"ARE YOU REALLY BETTER THAN CHRISTOFF!?" MELISSA THE GREAT ARC ANGEL SHOUTED.

WE ARE DISCUSSING TICKETS AT WORK, AND ZOMBIE ARMIES ARE RIOTING IN THE STREETS OF GWINNETT COUNTY. MELISSA THE GREAT ARC ANGEL'S PRIORITIES ARE A BIT OFF, BUT SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE. FUCK IT. I'M SICK OF WORKING! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY BUILDINGS THEY SET ON FIRE IN THE PROCESS? MORTAL RIOTS KNOW NOTHING.

"YES! BECAUSE WE NEED TO DESTROY THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!!" I SHOUTED AS I FLEW OUT OF THE BURNT BUILDING. A PART OF THE ROOF FELL DOWN. I SLAYED THE DEAD AND SHOT DEATH RAYS AT THEM. SOME SHOT DEATH RAYS BACK, BUT I DODGED THEM.

ACTUALLY, LOWER CASE IS NECESSARY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

"Excuse me, sir. Were you formerly Michael the Great Arc Angel?" a goat who was driving a gray Gwinnett County Service jeep asked. "Where did the hair coooome from?"

"Yes," I responded. "And that is even a mystery to me. I guess hair follicles grow when you enter an existential time warp."

"Hoooollllyyyyy Shiiiiiiit. Swamp Business, part 2 is occurring in Gwinnett County Fire Station 32. Can you assist us?" the terrified goat asked us. He bleated in fright.

"Is this story supposed to be called "Office Woes, part 5 or Swamp Business, part 2? Because I think at this point it should be called The Office Got Fucked Up." I said as I blinked with my icy blue eyes.

The goat bleated.

"HOW ABOUT MICHAEL, EXCUSE ME, MACRULA THE GREAT IDIOT SUMMONED THE UNDEAD BECAUSE HE HAD A MOMENT OF DARKNESS, PART 4?!" Melissa the Great Arc Angel shouted.

She was correct. I have summoned the undead three previous times. One was when I worked for the Angel of Death as a grim reaper under the identity of The Grim Reaper Named Mike. I had a Jamaican accent then before it was considered racist. Everything is racist now, but I digress. The second time was during Halloween of 2007 when I summoned real zombies to haunt Norcross, Georgia. And the third time was during the Ferguson riots in 2013 when I summoned Nazi zombies to scare the protestors.

"Will that title fit?" I asked.

The zombies just stared at us. One shot lasers through his eyes at a pig that happened to be there. Someone's having barbecue pork for lunch.

At that point, I looked around and then had a laughing fit that was disguising the mental breakdown I was having. My mortality was real.

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Crickets with angel wings, winged zombies, bats, and locusts with human faces of those who burned in hell were flying around Gwinnett and surrounding counties for an hour. Hell truly was unleashed upon the Earth. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones were having a field day taking asses and kicking names.

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"WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!" Melissa the Great Arc Angel asked.

A group of pigs came back to the office before they saw zombies walking toward them with open tickets.

"Ahhhh hell nah!" the thinner pig from the break room scene in Office Woes, part 3 (?) said.

"Man, you crazy for making me work in this kind of environment!" a big black female pig said.

The pigs oinked.

"IT'S YO JOB! GET ON THE PHONE AND ANSWER DIS BITCH!" I SHOUTED.

"Boy, is you crazy? They zombies in there!" A fat pig said as she put her elbow on the window ledge of the passenger seat and looked at me with big bugged out eyes. "You look like damn Alucard from the Castlevania series on Super Nintendo, bruh! What happened to you?"

When I heard "Boy," I immediately set the car they were in on fire with my eye rays. I was going for roasted pork, but apparently, I had to wait.

The Apparently Kid from Youtube yelled "APPARENTLY!" at the other kid who looked like a zombie and liked turtles. YouTube and children make a funny combo. They are much more interesting than arguing with a bunch of big female pigs that only Gwinnett County had the AUDACITY to hire.

"Okay! Okay! Okay!" the pigs said as they squeezed out of the car and went to their desks. "Excuse me! Excuse me!" They shouted at the zombies.

One of the zombies bit the biggest pig on the ass.

I whispered to the goat, "All we need is barbeque sauce."

The goat laughed. "Exactly! Are you ready for Swamp Business, part 2? Gwinnett County Fire Station 32 is in some deep shit right now."

"I KNOW THEY BE ZOMBIES WALKING ROUND YOUR HOUSE!!! They walking around our office. One just ate a goat for real... I DON'T KNOW. Read the Bible OUT LOUD or somedin," one of the pigs said over the phone as she bobbed her head back and forth. She looked like a bobble head toy that sits on the dash of the car. The pigs Gwinnett County hires, I swear. I need a new position ASAP.

I looked at the goat and said, "Hell no. I was recently at the STUPIDEST party and got stuck in a freezer for a few months prior because the office put me there, and I haven't recovered from the mental stress and agony of GROCERY shopping in 2020! I'm just being honest." I laughed so hard. Holy Shit I'm almost human at this point...maybe. I flapped my black wings to validate my existence as a dark angel. This Earth is too much. I wonder how my parents remained the angels they were. My dad was a human before my parents met.

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I stepped out of the story and into a faded black backdrop scene to destroy the fourth wall. I used my sword and hacked and slashed for ten seconds before I composed myself.

"Number 1, Section C, Subsection 1a, Clause 43: Never, never, never make parents main or even minor characters in stories unless they have one line or less. Unless the stories fall under a sub category of Clause 44, which states, "This story is relevant to certain kinks which require parenthood or a parent ROLE. DDLG and ABDL to name a few." OR Subsection 1b, Clause 27: THEY ARE OFF THE RECORD!" I spoke before taking a breath. "I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN THOSE STORIES!!!! EVER!!!!... And if I do, they will be off the record." I smiled a huge smile.

With that note, I returned to the story after a giant rule book fell from the heavens and squashed me.

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I saw Melissa the Great Arc Angel organizing the zombies into a "Zombie Lives Matter" riot, call it what it is, and marching toward Martin Luther King Boulevard and Ponce De Leon Avenue while shouting "Braaaaaains." Yes, Georgia, you need brains. And I need to get the fuck out of Georgia. She played Latin American music as she and the zombies marched and danced.

The goat waited for me. "Have you composed yourself?"

"Yeah. These crazy angels made me work in a burntass building with zombies. Thank GAAHHDD, the female crazy angel organized the zombies into a riot to go to downtown Atlanta. This be cray! The FBI gonna have they hands full with that!.... Mhhhhhmmmm!!! Russia and China got plenty o'time to come up in here and starting takin' over shit. These motha fuckas in this country be stupid as hell man!" a thinner pig said over the phone as she bobbed her head and laughed loudly.

She had a point. I'm letting the FBI deal with that shit. Fuck all of that.

"Hang on, goat. I have not fully composed myself," I said as I went to the burnt ashes that used to be my office. I sang an angelic song about resigning from this God-Forsaken job to the Heavens.

The face of Ahayah shown through the clouds. He spoke in a language that only angels and very few humans knew. He said something that could be roughly translated as, "Duly noted."

A horde of zombies started eating the flesh of one of the goat secretaries.

She screamed and bleated, "I SHOULD HAVE QUIT MY JOB LAST WEEK WHEN I HAD THE CHAAAAAAANCE!" Her hooves were in the air, and she was begging Ahayah to take her soul to heaven with him.

He took her soul to Heaven. Fly on, great goat woman. Her soul bleated in happiness, and she turned into a lamb. The lamb bleated and galloped up in the sky to Ahayah.

One zombie hobbled over with the bottle of barbecue sauce I kept in the fridge for moments like this. He poured some on the goat flesh. One zombie literally began to eat her pussy. Necrophilia at its finest. Welcome to the office.

The swamp from Gwinnett County Fire Station 32 swallowed our office building after the zombies finished eating her flesh, and we entered "Doing Business As Swamp Business."

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King Joebear growled and was eating a large barbecue chicken leg. That big black bear was wearing a crown. Xara walked in the woods naked.

Should I have averted my eyes?

Zombies were walking behind her before they gang-banged her.

I guess not.

There were days I wanted to violate her temple as much as they wanted to. I never had my chance. I shall never. There is too much off-the-record material to explain my reasons. I was in a freezer, but I was not frozen. The series that will never be written: Frozen: The Non-Disney Adventures of Count Macrula and His Lengthy Visit to Hotel Transylvania in Wintertime.

"Bae Whuhh!!!!" she shouted. "Join us."

"JOIN US, BAE WHUHHH!!!" the zombies shouted.

Xara and the zombies then danced to seriously spicy salsa music.

But King Joebear's fat ass was not ready to dance to seriously spicy salsa. He was taking a shit that made even swamps smell like fresh cut roses. It seems that the sewer was flying out of King Joebear's sacred fat ass. Holy Shit that bear had a fat ass.

A young black and white cat named Miss Oreo came storming into the swamp. Kissy, their female orange cat that grew to be twice the size she was months ago, followed Miss Oreo. Garfield's soul had just left his body to be with Ahayah.

Kissy introduced me to being part of this Swamp Business.

I screamed and brought more humidity upon them. A wall of rain fell from the sky.

"Hoowoo Bae Whuhh you sexy!" Xara said. At that moment, she started her period. She had swamp vagina. She needed business more than ever. "BAE WHUHH!!! I NEED BUSINESS BAEWHUHH!!!"She was also crying because she missed Garfield.

"Kissy! Kissy!" King Joebear said in a low melodic voice. "I need you, Kissy Kissy."

Kissy ran over there to lay with him. Oh Shit! They were about to cry.

King Joebear called to his wife, "Bae! Come lay with me!"

Xara laid with her bear. A barbeque chicken pizza fell out of the sky. Her bear ate pizza. She ate pizza.

Count Macula, Jr. walked over to them while he was eating pizza. He was still a forever young white cub. Apparently, he was also in a freezer.

The Apparently Kid from YouTube yelled "APPARENTLY" before the remaining cast of PeeWee Herman shouted while wearing zombie masks.

A YouTube ad was shown on one of the trees in the swamp. The narrator's voice boomed, "COMING SOON, A STORY THAT WILL WARM YOUR HEART, RATTLE YOUR BRAIN, AND SEND YOU IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. DISNEY'S NEW FILM: COUNT MACULA, JR. CLIMBS A WINTERY MOUNTAIN IN TRANSYLVANIA TO FIND HIS FAMILY THAT HAD BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE FBI. HE FINDS MANY FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY, AND THEY CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TOGETHER AND FORM A BOND LIKE NO OTHER. WHAT DO THEY FIND? ONLY THE FBI KNOWS."

The video shows the title: FROZEN: COUNT MACULA, JR.'S SAGA.

The narrator continued, "COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU. Youcanonlyenterthetheatreifyouhave receivedtheCoronavirusvaccine."

The ad stopped playing.

"Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story. Goddamn the FBI knows my life story.

Goddamn the FBI knows my life story.

Goddamn the FBI knows my life story," Count Macula, Jr. said in his high-pitched Southern accent as he sat down and ate his pizza. "I didn't take the vaccine, so I am not making a dime off of it. They're a bunch of crooks in the Beast system. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this. They will go to Hell for this."

A super hot curly-haired woman with green eyes and glasses was also eating pizza, but she was dancing in ballet style around in a purple form-fitting crop top and a pink bekini. The bottom of her supple C-cup breasts would show when she jumped in the air. She was 7'4" and looked like an Amazonian woman. I have a boner. She was a perfect hour glass figure, AND I WANT TO VIOLATE HER OVER AND OVER!!!!

Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing and Megara were also eating pizza. They had three female cubs. He sang opera as entertainment for dinner. I sang with him because his voice moved my soul like wind blowing through the trees. He brought life to an otherwise soul of death and destruction. He could be a bear angel, but he has never asked for physical wings or powers.

Paul the Goat rode Hollywood while they both ate pizza.

Kissy, a large orange female cat, then ate Xara's pizza crust and meowed as though she were a wind-up toy. It was the longest and most beautiful meow I had ever heard. I was honored to hear it once more.

Her meow called upon me. THAT'S MY CUE!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------I descended from the Heavens as quickly as I could. Nothing in my life was more urgent than answering the call of that beautiful, angelic meow. KISSY! I COME TO THEE!

Count Macula, Jr. blinked as he looked at me and took a bite of his pizza. "Apparently we have entered Heaven. This pizza tastes like Heaven. Excuse me. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make. I have a cub call to make," he spoke before he growled a great cub growl eight times.

Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing did some vocal exercises before he, too, joined in bear chorus.

King Joebear growled in bear chorus before Miss Oreo stole a bite of pizza from him. "OREO, lay down!" he growled at her. Miss Oreo stared at him before she continued to chew.

Paul the Goat bleated before Hollywood neighed loudly.

The super hot curly-haired woman with green eyes and glasses started to bleat before she looked up at me and asked, "Who the hell are you?"

I spoke with vigor, "I am Macrula, a dark angel with regrets, angel wings of redemption, and have traveled across many planes of existence. A cat called upon me. What shall she have me do?"

I have a boner. I could not describe how much I wanted to pull that Amazonian woman's long brown curly hair and use it as a handle to yank her pussy back and forth on my cock. GODDAAMN!!!!!

Kissy looked at Miss Oreo. Miss Oreo looked at Kissy. They were confused cats.

I spoke again, "I heard a cat that sounded like a wind-up toy." Then I thought, 'And if I am not careful, I will defile this woman in front of you kittens.'

Kissy looked at me and meowed again. "Sorry about that. I was excited about pizza crust. When I eat pizza crust, I'm in heaven. Thank you for coming."

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