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I genuinely wish I could see inside Musk’s head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.
Like it’s clear now he is fantastically out of touch with reality but I still really wanna know like, to what degree. Did he think people would accept his ultimatum? Did he genuinely think it would only take like 300 people to keep Twitter running?
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Third to last episode of Freshman Year: it’s all coming together. The enemy is revealed, but so much time has been lost that chances of victory are slim. The heroes must rush to save their families, terrified they may arrive too late, and regroup with little rest to face their final battle.
Third to last episode of Sophomore Year: Kristen is dead (again). The party must split up and face their worst fears in shockingly emotional scenes, eventually to reunite with each other and prepare for the fatal fight ahead, searching for any way to save their fallen friend.
Third to last episode of Junior Year: “blimey.” *explodes*
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man if i had a nickel for every time martyn's been involved with an smp with lore involving wierd purple shit going on. 3 nickels. at what point does this man learn to walk away when he sees smth wierd and purple happening
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suo likes messing with people to get a reaction out of them. at the very least, it’s entertaining — but he thinks that some responses can be incredibly telling. maybe that’s why he casually introduces you as his girlfriend when his friends happen upon the two of you talking.
he smiles like normal but his eye is keen as he glances over at you, eagerly awaiting your reaction.
it’s strange that you don’t jump to deny it, scold him for lying. you don’t question him either. all you do is spare him a quick look before waving and telling his friends your name.
the smile pulling at his lips slowly falls as you politely converse with the group. this isn’t what suo was expecting. your nonchalance regarding the situation leaves him with more questions than answers.
why didn’t you correct him? why is he… kind of glad that you didn’t?
“girlfriend, huh?” you nudge his shoulder once his friends have taken their leave.
the smile that you know all too well is back in his face in an instant. “i was just kidding around,” he tells you. though, he wonders to himself; was he?
“i’m curious,” he starts, “why didn’t you call me on it?”
you tilt your head and shrug. “i don’t know. it sounded nice.”
there’s a thump against his chest and the feeling almost makes suo think that his heart is trying to jump out. the little joke that was meant to get out rise out of you and give him a laugh has backfired. it seems like he’s learned more about himself than you.
maybe he told them that you’re his girlfriend because he wanted it to be true.
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my for rent family's morning routine ✨
okay here's their backstory gyuhjfgk
jameson schaeffer and mayra villanueva are hs sweethearts who accidentally conceived their daughter wren during their junior year of college. it wasn't ideal timing but they made the best out of the situation and even finished uni. after bouncing from shitty apartment to shitty apartment they landed at a slightly less shitty apartment after the birth of their son andres, the birchview apartments! they're still trying their best to make ends meet but they're staying afloat.
jameson schaeffer - 23, good, bro, socially awkward
working as a night school teacher, jameson stays with the kids during the day and going to work at night. meaning, he's only staying awake due to many, many cups of coffee. he doesn't have much time for hobbies but falling asleep on the couch with a beer in his hand and the hockey game on is the closest it gets.
mayra villanueva - 24, nosy, creative, outgoing
born to run her etsy shop full-time, forced to work at target, mayra hates her job and hates mornings even more. soon as she's off the clock she's busy doing any creative venture she can. most notably, jewelry making and painting. she hopes to someday to be able to quit her retail job for good but that's not looking viable at the moment.
wren schaeffer - 3, wild
as a daddy's girl who's been spoiled rotten, wren has been kicked out of 3 pre-schools for various infractions (usually biting), so now she stays at home with dad during the day.
andres schaeffer - 18 months, calm
just a lil guy chillin. he doesn't even mind when wren tries to put him in a cardboard box and ship him away
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