#A cure for insomnia | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

advoir · 1 month

Text

Through pure scientific research, I have just discovered that not only is the impossible task of making a molasses cookie even more delicious achieved by means of cannabis consumption, the degree to which it tastes better corresponds directly with the degree to which I am inebriated. First application: a cure for insomnia. Goodnight.

#weed diary #for science #for scientific purposes #molasses cookies #a cure for insomnia

0 notes

gvaine · 10 days

Text

5.11 ⋄ The Drawing of the Dark

#he loves him so much. do you ever think about that #merlin #merlinedit #merthur #*#5.11 #yes im merlinposting at midnight what about it #maybe we should consider colin morgans face the cure for insomnia #which now that i think about it sounds bad. anyway #good night #dream about merthur <3

487 notes · View notes

dorindameddler · 7 months

Text

i've said before that wyll is the companion most likely to let astarion drink his blood and i can't believe it's basically canon when you're playing as astarion

morning after the bite with gale:

with lae'zel:

with shadowheart:

and then wyll:

responding to being bitten in his sleep by flirting with astarion he's such a king

#wyll ravengard #astarion #wyllstarion #lae'zel #shadowheart #gale dekarios #bg3 #being like 'btw slept fucking great afterwards' he's so funny #i do also think getting some blood sucked would be a great insomnia cure

1K notes · View notes

piebank · 10 months

Text

thehotsummenights

#norage #miroah #noah diaz #rotb #hometeam #hot summer night sleeoy time #think i have insomnia now and will die soon #but heres some hometeam cuz the depression is killing me #didnt turn how i wanted but dont care.#noah x mirage #i guess still techincally a wip still #idk how to draw cars #pls cure of my wierd ass condition primus

843 notes · View notes

mytchela · 7 months

Text

Johnshi has literally become my comfort ship, I just start creating mental fanfics about them and end up falling asleep immediately....I've lost count of how many times I've slept on the couch these last few weeks because of this

#johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnny x kenshi #mk1 #literally cured my insomnia

138 notes · View notes

ask-dreambert-and-antasma · 5 months

Text

To be continued...

#ask blog #TIME TO REOPEN ASKS BABEY #finally... a good excuse to draw them cuddling...#MWWAHAHAHA #don't ask be what happened to the artstyle for the 4-5-6 panels #idk why i did that #prince dreambert #luigi #mario and luigi dream team #mario and luigi rpg #mario and luigi #mario series #not an ask #dreamigi #they're not actually spending the night together btw #(yet)#this is the afternoon they're taking a nap to see if sleeping on each other cures insomnia or not #that sure was a sentence

59 notes · View notes

blackswaneuroparedux · 9 months

Text

What a wonderful cure for insomnia. If you can’t sleep here, you really need an analyst.

Groucho Marx on cricket

Groucho Marx, the legendary American comedian and most famous of the Marx Brothers, was once taken to a cricket match in 1950s London at Lords, the temple of cricket, and thought it did wonders for his insomnia.

Marx really did suffer from severe insomnia. When he couldn’t sleep, Groucho would call his neighbour, Alice Cooper, and ask him to come over and join him. Alice would bring over a six-pack of beer and Groucho and he would drink beer and watch old movies on TV until Groucho nodded off.

#marx #groucho marx #quote #alice cooper #cricket #insomnia #wit #comedian #cure #health #beer

55 notes · View notes

raemeh · 1 year

Text

Currently on the 27ep in season 1 of the magnus archive so I apologize if this hc sounds weird in context of later seasons the I’m just going off what I heard.

Martin likes to listen to the archive tapes. He just zoned out to listens to John’s voice. Helps him sleep at night

#Honestly I’m just basing this off of the fact if I’m listening to the podcast in bed without the trans script i start to doze off #That voice actor could quite literally cure my insomnia #He could be quoting the bee movie and I’d be sound asleep #all of these are positives if that wasn’t obvious #Tma #the magnus institute #the magnus pod #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin

128 notes · View notes

kirans-wonderland · 6 months

Text

It pains me to leave you every day….

#kirs gone cheshire #twst #sebek zigvolt #I literally love this thing so much #Cured my insomnia #10/10 would recommend

26 notes · View notes

magnusbae · 1 year

Note

I may have noticed your tags on the Cecil post about a radio host Dream AU and I would LOVE to hear any more thoughts you have about that. What kind of host is he? What’s his on air persona like? There’s so much possibility there…

🌒 🌓 🌔 Welcome to Dreaming 🌖 🌗 🌘

—Hello... Dreamers. The moon is high and the sleep is deep. It had been brought to my attention that many of you had reported of being unable to...sleep. It is the end of January, it is known that the sound of claws can be heard scratching as one is slipping into the Dreaming, long and sharp, keeping the sleep away in fright of what would happen if one is to let their guard down. Know that it's they wish. The Somnia Hound, it's called. Fear not, dear Dreamers. You are safe. It is merely a dream set loose, starved and searching, it'll steal your sleep, if, you let it. Close your eyes, listen to my voice, and let us meet, in a dream.

—Forgetful Lollie had called to tell us that she had forgotten, yet another, dream. Remember, without a proper Dream Catcher, all your dreams will run. The local "Wiccan", Vic, had declared he is changing his trade and now will only craft Dream Catchers. Are they good? Only you can report to us. Dear Dreamers. If you ask me? Dreams must be lured, offered ideas and praise, caught with the offer of a good story.

—On that note, the nightly weather had been chaotic, thread carefully lest you'd be swept into a nightmare.

—Sleep well dear Dreamers, dream well, let us meet, then.

#HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT I JUST WROTE HAHAHHA i was just going to answer that Dream's radio can cute insomnia and thats all but well hahhaha #handahbea #msg #I did not read through it after writing it so yolo hahaha #dream of the endless #the sandman #wtnv au #dream #*cure

76 notes · View notes

trashygayspooder · 15 days

Text

Murder drones- theory (doll)

Ok, so I've been thinking about this for a while. And I am gonna have to share it before I lose my mind thinking about it. But doll, seemingly has more control over her solver than uzi. Seeing as she doesn't have a solver form like Uzi does, that suggests that she's never lost control over her power. You see in episode three in the flashback to V killing her parents, the solver symbol activate on her screen. This means dolls had the solver from a much younger age than uzi. So how has she not lost control? Well Uzi doesn't rely on eating other workers until she eats part of an arm at dolls. And we know doll keeps her dead parents in her house. I know that v probably did eat parts of them, but there is a possibility that was doll too. Like a mouse, if he's in your house and there's no other food sources aside from food in a trap, eventually the mouse will go mad and eat whatever is on the trap.

What I'm trying to say, is that doll, before deciding to murder her classmates, very well have lived off her parents corpses. She also, as seen in the end of episode 2, eats some of the little robotic bugs that seem to live in her house.

Now, another interesting thing I noticed about doll, is the disappearance of her eye.

Ep 1:

Has two eyes

Ep 2:

Has two eyes

Ep 3:

Despite getting shot through the head by V, has two eyes.

Ep 4:

For the brief second we see her, she has two eyes.

Ep 5:

The first time we see her eye patch!!! She then wears it from then on. Now in episode 7, when talking to Tessa (before she's eaten) she mentions that she won't let the solver consume her. We also see that she is missing an eye

Now, there is a possibility, and this is completely just whatever bullshit is knocking around in my head, but there is a possibility, that doll cut out her own eye. Why would she do this? You're probably thinking, well, we first see the eye patch in episode 5, just after the camp 98.7. now, what if doll saw what the solver did to Uzi, saw how Uzi was completely powerless against it and how easily controlled by it, henceforth why she cuts out her eye and later says to Tessa she won't let it consume her. I don't know. This is just a theory. Hopefully you haven't just wasted your time reading this. But I will leave you with one final question. How come, doll is the only solver possessed worker who can teleport?

This scene just before V's death, she just seems to glitch away. How?

Not even nori or yeva( from what we see of them) can do that.

🤷

#shitpost #murder drones #doll murder drones #theory #Probably bullshit #I'm tired #Does anyone know how to cure insomnia #That last tag had nothing to do with this sorry.

8 notes · View notes

nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 1 year

Text

Me: I'm having trouble getting to sleep

Me: maybe I can take melatonin

Brain, after two hours on the computer: melatonin? you are on melatonin.

Me: uh-

#(you are on melatonin)#(it's the blue liquid in capsules that you pop to cure insomnia)

100 notes · View notes

hamartia-grander · 8 months

Text

Melatonin is my beautiful girlfriend she slams my head against the wall repeatedly to make me fall asleep and then wakes me up 3 hours later convinced that it's been 2 days

#There really is no cure for insomnia huh #I either take 3 hours to fall asleep and sleep for 5 hours to fall asleep in 40 minutes and sleep for 3 hours no in between

23 notes · View notes

ask-dreambert-and-antasma · 5 months

Note

Peasley should join the nap pile!

He's a little upset he wasn't invited...

#Ask blog #In their defense #they're technically experimenting on how to cure their insomnia #But dw peasley will get to join the nap pile !#If he doesn't decide to be silly at least...#mario and luigi rpg #Prince peasley #mario series

29 notes · View notes

revindicatedbyhistory · 2 months

Text

im the type of person 8hour work days were invented with in mind because i legit cannotfall asleepquickly unless i tire myself out with5 hours of activity

#santi do excersize yousay #i already do its just that iwould needto do like 3 hours of excersize eachday to cure my insomnia

12 notes · View notes

demigoddesofchimichangagod · 5 months

Text

I CALL THIS ONE, THE MENTAL ILLNESS SPECIAL HUZZAH

#i will not take criticism #slightly surprised I only managed top 16 people #tma podcast #the magnus archives #spotify wrapped #Johnny. Alex. if you see this #uhhhhhhh Hi?#Thanks for curing my insomnia???

12 notes · View notes