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jasontrthhrtz · 1 month

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I write fanfiction because no one ships the ships I ship. 😂

Please, remember to behave yourself and unload your pent up anger somewhere else and with somebody else, better if it's a therapist. Remember: don't like don't interact. It's as easy as that. Thank you and I wish you well (I mean it). ❤

When I’m not writing I’m either plotting or beta reading for someone else (Ita/Eng).

In my stories, Originals or Fan Fictions, most of the time I deal with delicate issues and/or ship that no one, other than myself, ships; my ships can be considered problematic for many, so, I’m letting you know in advance.

I’ll admit that I write sporadic fluff too, just to practice on more things, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Jokes aside, fluff can be just as important as any other content! 🙌🏻

I must say that I also tend to write stories without ships or romantic relationships.

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ITA

Scrivo fanfiction perché nessuno shippa le ship che shippo. 😂

Per favore, ricordate di rispettare gli spazi altrui e non insultate solo perché contrariati o non d'accordo con qualcosa. Se avete parecchia rabbia da sfogare, vi consiglio di rivolgervi a uno specialista del settore, non qui, dove le persone vogliono solo avere il loro angolino felice su internet. Se non vi piace qualcosa, passate oltre: è gratis. Grazie per l'attenzione e vi auguro tante belle cose, in generale (dico davvero). ❤

Quando non sto scrivendo sto plottando o betando.

Nelle mie storie, Originali oppure Fan Fiction, la maggior parte delle volte affronto tematiche delicate e/o ship che non shippa nessuno oltre al sottoscritto; possono essere ship e tematiche problematiche per molti, quindi ci tengo ad avvisarvi.

Scrivo fluff sporadico, lo ammetto, giusto per tenermi in allenamento su più cose, ma è il pensiero che conta, no? Ovviamente, sto scherzando. Il fluff può essere importante tanto quanto qualsiasi altro contenuto. Devo dire che mi capita anche di scrivere storie senza ship o relazioni romantiche.

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My Fandoms (ongoing list & in alphabetical order. If you’re curious if I’m part of a particular fandom, just ask):

9-1-1

9-1-1: Lone Star

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Barbie Cinematic Universe

Blindspot

Crossing Lines

Descendants

DISNEY/PIXAR/DREAMWORKS et similia

Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them

Fate: The Winx Saga

Five Second of Summer (5SOS)

Greek Mythology

GRIMM

H2O

Harry Potter

Hunter x Hunter

Katekyo Hitman REBORN!

Legacies

Legend of Korra

Leverage

Life With Derek

Merlin (BBC)

Miraculous Ladybug & Chat Noir

Naruto

One Direction

Spiderverse (movies)

STAR WARS

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Punisher (Marvel TV series with Jon Bernthal)

The Rookie

Tokyo Mew Mew

Vampire Knight

W.I.T.C.H.

White Collar

WINX CLUB

Wizards of Waverly Place

Wolf Girl & Black Prince

and probably more that I can’t remember

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clumsyclifford · 2 months

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hell yeah @allsassnoclass tagged me to post snippets from WIPs with the words "warm," "heavy," "almost," and "talk" !! let's fucking go. fair warning: these WIPs are for the assorted fandoms of 5sos, percy jackson, teen wolf, supernatural, and hawkeye/mcu. okay lessgo.

warm

supernatural:

Dean feels warm as he tightens the knot on Cas’s tie and leans away. “Is there something I'm missing?” Sam interjects. “No.” Dean and Cas, simultaneously.

5sos:

"Michael, this water is perfectly warm," Luke calls over. "You've probably been using the wrong handle." Michael turns on his heel and scurries over to the sink. He sticks a finger in the stream; it's comfortably lukewarm, despite the fact that only one faucet handle has been twisted. The one for cold water, Michael is sure. Pretty sure. "The hell?"

heavy (none of my open WIPs had this word damn dude i had to break out the summer camp fic for this one!!)

“Yeah, it looks like a lot of heavy lifting,” Michael says distastefully. “That’s why I’d never do it. I’m not so bad with A/V stuff but between an air-conditioned office with constant access to the internet and having to be out in the sun all day doing physical labor, it’s a no-brainer.” “Yeah,” Calum says. He laughs. “Well, that’s how we’re different. I like the time in the sun. And the physical labor really isn’t so bad. We’ve got golf carts, which makes it easier.”

almost (i use this word a lot so i pulled a few snippets)

spn:

“Please,” the woman whimpers, throwing her head back to look Dean in the eye. Dean jolts. Almost falls on his ass. “Uh-oh,” comes the grating taunt of Alistair. “You didn't know who you were slicing and dicing?” Dean blinks and stares. His voice shoves one word from the traffic jam in his throat. “Mom?”

teen wolf:

“Eh,” Malia says, back to human and brushing dirt from her clothes. “It’s fine.” “It’s not fine! I just almost killed you!” “I almost killed you too,” Malia says, as if she wants it known that she was just as capable of killing Kira as vice versa. “But I think the bigger question is, why did we almost kill each other?”

pjo:

“It's fine,” he says quickly. “I'm trying to learn Ancient Greek, I just didn't see the sign.” “You almost got eaten.” Percy sets his shoulders. “This is a problem.” “It's not a problem.” “Too late, it's a problem. Don't worry, I'm on the case.”

5sos:

The young man sits up, then freezes and grips both edges of the sofa, instantly several shades paler. “Fuck. I don’t feel good.” “Did you even hear me say you were almost killed?” Michael, hesitant to touch his apparently amnesiac patient, tries to pin him with a glare instead. “Lie down. It’s only been a day and a half. You need rest, you’re probably just disoriented and concussed.”

i am really entertained by the fact that every one of these snippets discusses a character who is in some way suffering or almost died. that says something probably but i don't know what!

talk (once again...multiple snippets)

spn:

“What were you dreaming about?” “Kristen Stewart,” Dean says icily. “Drop it, okay?” Cas says, “You can talk to me, you know,” and puts a hand on Dean’s shoulder. Dean flinches.

my self indulgent pjo x tw crossover:

“Which god?” Lydia asks. “And how do we kill her?” Liam adds. Jason frowns. “We're not trying to kill her. You can't kill a god, and anyway, we just want to talk.”

my self indulgent hawkeye x spiderman mcu pseudo crossover:

Spiderman does a double-take. “Kate?” he says, and then, stumblingly, “Uh, Bishop? From, uh, I— I recognize you from the— the…news.” “The news?” Kate’s brow furrows. “What are you talking about?” “Yeah, you’re the new Hawkeye,” Spiderman says. “Right?”

more than anything this game made me realize that maybe i don't use some words nearly as often as i think i do. self-five for vocabulary variation! anyway imma tag @ijustdontlikepeople @igarbagecannoteven @kaleidoscopeminds for the words "clean," "house," "anyway," and "class" :) have fun

#tag games #fic talk #gritting my teeth biting back an apology #(muttering under my breath i do not owe anyone anything i am entitled to write what i want i am a human being with interests that ebb and #flow i am allowed to write different fandoms no one is obliged to care but i am not bound to my origins hnnnnnngh)#you know how it is #anyway!#stuff #it's midnight i should go to sleep but i wamma snackkkkkk #i didnt meant to write wamma but it was an authentic typo i stand by it #new entry for the bella dictionary #obscrable yowz and now wamma! she's growing every day

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highstwildflower · 1 year

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Conceiving lover

Summery: Angsty, You find out that Ashton has a dating profil.

Paring: Ashton Irwin x Reader

Warnings: Angsty, mature language?

A/N: Its been a while since I've written anything, and honestly I feel like this isn't my best but it is the best I can do atm, and I really wanna get back into the swing of things soooo lets go. And Thaaaank you to the people who continue to ask for prompts and read my fics xx

A gasp left your lips as your world stopped. After hours of scrolling through TikTok, you came across a video you wished you had never seen. A young woman showing how she stumbled across Ashtons bumble profil, surely it must have been fake. The investigation started, you followed the link to part 2, and your heart dropped into your stomach. The video showed his profil in detail, somehow you just knew it was his, the profil screamed Ashton. Your boyfriend, the part of him that was only for you, was now blasted on the internet for everyone to see, because he actively was trying to cheat on you. So nonchalant as if he couldn't care less if you found out.

Chock filled your body, not only had you lost your boyfriend in that second, you were mortified about the whole world witnessing it. Rushing you ran to your bathroom before emptying the content of your stomach into the toilet. And then you broke, the physical release was the emotional tricker you needed, this was real and it was happening to you. You were not the only one. Surely you should've known, it was well known in Hollywood, Ashton Irwin never broke up with a girl, he moved on while she believed they were still committed to one another, and you really thought that he had changed, how stupid. As if you were ever gonna be enough for the handsome drummer.

The cold tile against your naked thigh was starting to hurt so you rose to your feet, catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. You didn't know if it was your bloodshot eyes that looked back at you, or if it was the trails of tears or maybe the puffiness but it was something about seeing yourself like this. Broken into a thousand peaces, after so carelessly being tossed to the side by the man who said he loved you that made you snap. Straighten up, you looked deeply into your own eyes "Fuck him". With long determined strides you crossed the distance between the bathroom and the draw Ashton had at your house, you hurled the content into a nearby shopping bag. He was expected at your home within the next couple of hours but all that was gonna meet him was the brown bag holding everything that ever tied you together. It was done, and he was the one to blame.

With the new determination rushing through your body you started getting ready, the shower lead the embarrassment down the drain, it was embarrassing to him not you, you told yourself again and again. Once you looked like the bosslady you are you went to instagram, both his and your page was filled with lovey dovey photos entangled in each other, you deleted every single one before posting a new one with the caption "You did a wonderful job convincing people that you love me, I almost fell for it". Keeping your head held high you placed the bag in front of the door before heading to your friends house, you knew she would understand this better than anyone else.

By the time you parked before Kay's house your phone was glowing with the many notifications, though the 5sos fandom forever would be loyal to Ashton, they were cheering you on and dragging the drummer bad choices in the comment section. You smiled slightly at least they were on your side, which wasn't a given at all. As you took a short look at the comments and liked a few your phone started to vibrate with an incoming call, you took a deep breath before denying it. You turned off your phone and walked to knock on Kays door. Shortly after the door swung open revealing a Kay who's smile faded the second she saw you "Oh honey im so sorry", she knew already, the glee of the internet everything travels faster than you. Kay did her best to comfort you, she hugged you tight an hour after you had sobbed into her embrace and rubbed your shoulder. The tears had dried and you looked at her with a smile "You know, this just show how much of a better person than me you are" she shot you a confused look "How come y/n" looking straight at her you laughed at her cluelessness "Because you haven't once said- I told you so, and I definitely would've done that if you had dated my cheating ex". And it truly was the thing you admired the most about Kay, she was like a fairy who always just wanted the best for anyone, she was even the one setting you and Ashton up. "I don't need to do that hun, im sure you beating yourself up enough for the both of us". And she was right but you were trying not to.

You agreed that it would be best for you to talk to Ash while she was at you side for emotional support, so hesitantly you turned on your phone again. It was unusable the first few seconds due to the amount of missed phone calls and messages, all Ash trying to make you speak to him, so you pressed his contact and waited shortly before he breathed out your name with relief. "Please, babe let us meet up so we can talk?" Kay made big eyes and shook her head no "No Ashton, I don't want to meet with you. I know that you have been dating others, and I don't really care if you never met them or not. You still were out there trying " your voice was trembling and the pit in your stomach had returned, Kay rubbed her hand on your shoulder in a comforting manner and you send her a thankful smile shortly. Ashton's voice revealed that he was just as big of a mess as you "No please y/n, I was only on there to meet new people, I've felt so discounted to the world after Corona. I know its wrong, I really do but please love, it was nothing like what we have" You lost it, that was it. He wanted to make excuses? Fuck him "You know what Ashton, im sure you have, being surrounded by people who does nothing but support you must be so hard, im sorry that I didn't think about that." And with that the phone call ended and you lunged yourself into Kays waiting embrace. The world could stop for all you cared, you had lost the one person you thought would be your forever.

#Ashton Irwin x reader #ashton 5sos #ashton irwin #fandom #Fanfic #angsty #fanfic angst #5sos imagines #5sos preferences #5sos calum #5sos #5sos luke #5sos x reader #cheating #y/n x ashton #y/n #5sos x y/n

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ijustdontlikepeople · 1 year

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Happy 27th Calum Hood x Internet

#annies edits #5 seconds of summer #5sos #cal pal #5sosedit #calum hood #5sosfam #editsos #5sos x internet #x internet #Calum hood x internet #cashton #cake #malum #incorrect quotes #five seconds of summer #cth #memesos #happy birthday cal

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endlesstwanted · 1 year

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Hello internet!

This is Chase (endlesstwanted), and I thought I should start this blog with an introduction. I haven’t kept a blog in over a decade, so please bear with me while I figure out how all of this works. The essential info about me will be above the cut, because I’m an oversharer and I don’t know how long this will enventually be.

As I said, my name is Chase, I’m over 21 years old and currently studying a vocational course which I have no vocation for. I’m in the CET time zone, based in Spain, and I like to think I’m bilingual even if my brain can’t keep up with Spanish half of the time (most of the content here will be in English). I am a non-binary trans, which influences how I view things and a friend said it would be good to mention. I’m also bisexual, which is a great excuse to be multishipper too. My sun sign is taurus, and my moon and rising signs are virgo.

My main interests are writing, languages and travelling (been all over Spain). I enjoy puzzles, funko pops, cinema, series and music. I’m not active in fandoms outside of Marvel, even though I like a lot of other media. For starters, I plan to use this blog for bingo stuff and to share what I write and post on Ao3.

Moving now onto the fandom talk, I entered the fandom world at eight years old with pop music. I then moved to tv shows when I watched Broadchurch and discovered Teen Wolf, to later follow punk rock bands and being introduced to concerts. I began being interested in cinema at the age of eighteen and eventually found Marvel a few years back.

I’m familiar with the MCU and X-Men films, and am slowly trying to find my way into the comics. I’m a multi-shipper (the rarest the pairs, the more interests I will get) and willing to read and write anyone I’m comfortable with.

That’s said, my favourite characters would have to be Bruce, Sam, Natasha, Clint and Bucky. I am fixated on others like Scott Summers, Sprite, the Peters (Maximoff, Parker, Quill, you name it), the Grandmaster, Justin Hammer and Remy Lebau (I’m into those who have no more than five scenes, as you see). My favourite projects (that I’ve watched so far) are The Amazing Spider-Man films, The Incredible Hulk, Wakanda Forever, Infinity War, Black Widow, Eternals, X-men Apocalypse and the Hawkeye series.

As I said I plan to keep this blog to share my writing and Bingo-related information. In case things go out of hand, please remember that my previous experience has been ten years on twitter, I feel in need of mentioning the other media I am fan of. This is a warning in case one day I wake up willing to fill my page with that, which you know, can happen.

I like a variety of cinema genres, going from thriller to comedy, even though I enjoy dramas the most and I’m a huge fan of Spanish cinema as well. The films I need to mention now are the ones that really got me into this world and hold a special place in my heart : the Scream saga, The Faculty, Deux Moi (French drama from 2019), Clue (1985), Marrowbone, Coherence, The Broken Circle breakdown, The Birds, and Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Talking about series now, everything has been non-stop since discovering Teen Wolf until now, with a few years gap I used to go to concerts and consume the MCU an embarrassing amount of times. The ones that have shaped me as a person are The Night Shift, Leverage, The Society, Sneaky Pete, Stitchers, On My Block, Code Black, Hunters and New Amsterdam. I’m currently watching the Chicago-verse series after watching a bunch of episodes on tv with no idea of what was going on because they played eight a night, I’ve just started Chicago Med.

As far as music goes, I thought to mention the people that have literally raised and/or been an inspiration for me at some point: 5sos, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Sam Smith and Chase Atlantic.

The list goes on and on but you don’t want me to bore you with the Spanish’s pop artists, music contests, and all the things I said I’ve recovered from and I haven’t.

If you’ve got to this point, thank you! I know I walk (write) a lot, so it’s good to know someone listening. Other sites I’m on are Ao3, TvTime, Letterboxd, NanoWriMo and Spotify.

Here you have a picture of Wanda, that is my latest addition on my funko collection ♥️ (do people use emojis in here?)

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daydadahlias · 2 years

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Hey I started writing 5sos imagines lately, and I have a few stories now but I have absolutely no idea how to create a masterlist😅 it's getting chaotic in my feed and since u have one I wanted to ask if you could help me and give me some tips on how to make a masterlist or if there's some kind of guide or sth on the internet 😅

and love your stories btw, you were one of the inspirations to start writing my own ones 🥰

Hello everyone and welcome to the Masterlist Masterclass, I'll be your teacher today, Jess. Hi!! I'll just go ahead and say 'thank you' first! I love to think I'm inspiring a future generation of bottom-ash fans lmfao.

Anyway, on with the class.

I totally get you with the overall Clutter that fics can cause if you don't have a place to store them, especially if you're not cross-posting on ao3 (if you aren't cross-posting, I'd honestly recommend doing that because it makes your fics more accessible and easy to find; slash-writers don't get a ton of interaction on tumblr. Tumblr is a great place to interact with x-readers, and I think ao3 is a much better place to interact with slash fics).

So, when it comes to masterlists, it depends on what you want! What a lot of writers do (and what I initially did for the first, like, year of being a fic writer) is just make a long tumblr post with all your fics! This way, people can reblog and rec your fics easiest! So I highly recommend this kind of masterlist. Here's a link to mine (which is really... painfully out of date, sorry Amanda). And it's fairly self-explanatory, y'know, you just pop a link to the tumblr post to the fic, then you give a little info about the fic (summary, rating, pairing, warnings) and that's that!! If you like the way my masterlist is formatted (which I got the inspiration from by searching 'fic masterlist' and stuff like that and then just scrolling through a bunch and picking out which ones I liked the look of!) feel free to use it as a guideline! Or, go look at other people's masterlists and make your own based on what they do that you like!

As for the masterlist that's linked on my desktop (and in my pinned post), that's a touch more complicated to make. This masterlist (also so horrendously out of date) is just the links to my fics as they are on ao3 with the same info as the other masterlist (summary, rating, pairing, warnings). And basically, this is an extra page on my desktop, so you can only make this masterlist while on a computer. The way I got this masterlist was that I went around on tumblr searching "fic rec themes" and "masterlist themes" and then I picked one out I liked. From there, I copied the html code, and then slapped it onto an original page on my desktop. I know that sounds complicated (and was very complicated when I first did it lol) so please accept and appreciate this series of hopefully helpful screenshots about the process. (These are all screenshots from my masterlist theme).

then, after you click that, it'll whip up the html code of your dreams. I want you to copy + paste the entire thing. So that means hit ctrl + a then "copy" and then from there, go to your tumblr desktop.

Roll on up, hit "edit appearance" and now we're cooking. From there, scroll all the way down to this part:

obviously yours won't look like mine. but then I want you to slap "+ add a page" and I want you to add a page.

From there, I want you to make a "custom layout"

Then, just paste your html coding in there!

From there, things are going to differ drastically based on what theme you're using. And basically you just have to... fiddle around with the coding until you get what you want!! If you're using my theme (which, feel free, it's a fucking fantastic theme and I highly recommend!! and if you're interested in some of my other fave themes, feel free to look at this powerpoint I made when I was trying to pick myself out one lol), then you're going to want to copy + paste this into a google doc for future use:

And you fill in the blanks based on your fics!!

It's kind of a... fuck up and learn type of process and html coding is in fact, very difficult (to me) so I wish you luck lol!! But you got this, and I'm always here if you have any more questions ^.^

Thank you, toodles!

#pigeon #did this help #yikes i hope so #i did have the urge to link the youtube tutorial i made for monse a few months ago about this lmfao #because i literally made her a (very shitty) youtube tutorial about how to make a masterlist #but #it's my real face and voice and overall know-it-all energy #and that's not very fun for new-comers lol #thanks for asking <33

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bandsanitizer · 3 years

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Purple Pants Mutual! Also Mutual that might actually make me get back into 911 lol 💜

💖 purple pants hooray!!! and hahah nice! i’m pretty excited for season 5!

#you are 5sos x internet memes mutual and absolutely hilarious!!#i dont have a tag for asks so i guess i’ll make it this #ijustdontlikepeople

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ashtonsunshine · 3 years

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Anon, you really went out of your way to go onto my blog and then onto my ask box to say that I sound ignorant for not getting involved in the drama you all build around 5SOS' personal lives? You could have used those 2 minutes to go touch some grass instead. 😂😂😂

Do you think that I, a 27-year-old woman with a full-time job, has the time, patience or the energy to go into the depths of the 5SOS circle online and tear apart their and their friends' online presence in order to call them out on problematic behaviour? Guys, I don't even know 99% of the people they hang out with, and I don't want to know because I don't care about them. I see an ig story of them with their friends and think Ok, cool, and I move on.

Some of you live in this fantasy that you're going to heal 5SOS and turn them into perfect and unproblematic people. Guess what? People are and will always be problematic, one way or the other. It's human nature. Nobody's perfect. We're all on this earth learning a little bit every day. Focus on improving yourself and on bringing sunshine to the people next to you in real life. They're the ones who need your time and energy.

5SOS don't care if you think x did y wrong and that they should break up with them, unfriend them and cut them off of their lives. You're just a username on their screen shouting at them, listing everything they're doing wrong. Don't you see how fucked up that is? Imagine if thousands of anonymous strangers on the internet kept @-ing you all the things you ever did wrong and constantly asking for you to apologise? You'd either go mental or you'd turn off social media. And guess what 5SOS did? Turned off social media, and went on with their lives.

You're wasting so much of your time digging on the internet that you could be using to study, exercise, relax, make some art, to sleep even. Like, I'd rather learn something new that challenges me, to broaden my knowledge, than to waste my time basing my entire online presence on making a puzzle out of someone else's life just to call them out.

I have more pressing real life issues than to "fix" 5SOS and their circle, y'all.

#carmo says things #5sos #I will continue to block whoever comes into my ask box with drama #text

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rylftv · 3 years

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Best Years - J.A x Reader Pt.1

* this is made up - no one mentioned in this story is said to actually have this thoughts and feelings, or commit these actions in real life. It is a fictionalized version of a real person

- anyhoo I started listening to Best Years by 5sos again and I started crying so like any creative person I turned it into a story - hope you enjoy

You’ve got a million reasons to hesitate

You opened your eyes to a dimly lit room. Jack was at his computer with head phones on, nodding his head along to whatever he was hearing. The room was bathed in soft purple, making you blink a few times before realizing it was the led lights in the room. You stretched and yawned, making sure to not displace any animal that might have snuggled up to you while asleep.

Having heard some of the noises you were making as you woke up, Jack turned and smiled at you. He got up and walked over as you reached out, cuddles seeming like a very good idea. Not many people knew about your relationship yet. With him being in the public eye, and you being a naturally private person, those who needed to know, know.

With the band releasing more music about relationships, you and Jack had been discussing whether or not to go public. As you laid in his arms, your mind wandered, as it did, your hands did to, starting to trace the ink he had on his hands and forearms.

“Whatcha thinking about”, he whispered quietly, pressing a soft kiss just below your ear.

“Nothing much”, you replied. “ Just thinking about what we’ve been discussing lately.”

It was hard, especially because you had seen the way the other girls had been treated - even from just being associated with or speculated to be with the boys, but you wanted Jack to be able to say that he had written that song or lyric or whatever it was about someone. You wanted to hear him say it was about you.

“And have you made a decision?” he questioned, hopefulness apparent in his brown eyes. He had made it known on many an occasion that he would like to be able to kiss you whenever, but you knew that wasn’t his prime motivator for making your relationship public.

“Yeah.” you said, determination coloring your tone. “ I want us to go public.”

“ Really?” Jacks eyes lit up as he looked at you in wonderment. It had been a discussion for a long time.

“ Really,” you assured with head nod. “But, I want to do it really cheesily with a silhouette photo and lyric caption.”

“Anything you want.”

Later that day when you both posted the photo it blew up and broke the internet.

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omg-im-such-a-masochist · 3 years

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ILLICITUS: CHAPTER 4

Prompt: Y/N is a respectful narcotics agent, she worked hard to have her work recognized in a prominently male work field. She‘s assigned to the most important case of her whole career, investigate and apprehend the biggest drug dealer of U.S.A, the only thing she didn’t count on, was for the bastard to be so damn charming.

Word count: Long-ish

Pairing: Mob!Roman Reigns x Reader

Warnings: +18, dirty talk, blackmail, cursing, conspiracy.

Tagging: @ziasaph , @marlananicole , @mindofasagittaruis , @reigns-5sos , @nicolewoo , @bayley-no-friends , @lilred91 , @auawdo , @lustyromantic

Notes: Where is this going to?...To catch up with the previous chapters just hit my Masterlist! Y’all know the drill loves,sorry for misspellings,english isn’t my first language (bla bla bla),check out my other stories if you’d like to(it would make your girl here very happy 😊) You can check out my other stories on my Masterlist and my newest story as a fixed post. Okay,now let’s get to the fun part, shall we? Hope you’ll enjoy 😉

I walk from Matt’s office to my desk in utter shock.

*What the hell is going on?* Is all I can think about. What seemed to be the opportunity of a life time (career wise) is becoming a true nightmare. One I couldn’t wait to wake up.

“Hey, kid! My office, NOW!” Jeffrey screamed

*Oh God, that’s all I needed right now*

“Yes, Jeffrey?” I reluctantly asked

He urgently closed and locked his office’s door

“Why did you locked the door?” I ask suspicious

He ignored me and motions for me to sit down. He was so nervous that it would be irrelevant to try to do anything but obey him.

“Happy?” I said bitterly

“Did you knew I was being tracked?” He whispered

“What do you mean?”

“Someone wiretapped my house!”

“Wait, wait. What? Are you serious Jeffrey?”

“Do I look like I’m joking to you, kid?” He angrily whispered

“Why would someone wiretap you?”

“How the fuck would I know? The only thing I know is that it came from the Bureau”

“How do you know that?”

“Because we are the only ones who use that type of technology. You can’t find that shit on the streets! Which makes me think why the fuck is somebody from this building minding my business?”He whispered screamed again

“Ok, first of all, you need to calm the fuck down! You’re little temper is not helping me to think at all. And you’re practically demonstrating to the person who did that, that you know about the wire. So take a deep breath, old man” I whispered and in an attempt to calm himself down, Jeffrey lit up a cigarette.

“Alright, where did you found the wiretap?”

“On the cable modem. We leave it at the leaving room”

“Ok, have you had any problems with your internet signal?”

“No. Why?”

“Sometimes in order to place a wire inside the house, they cause an external problem in the signal so you’ll call the cable company and someone from investigation will get inside the house to put the wire, pretending to be someone from the cable company” I explained and he gave me a puzzled look

“What?” I ask

“How do you-“

“They did that in New York to catch the Mob bosses. What kind of cop are you Jeffrey that doesn’t know about the biggest take down of the five biggest mob families of New York?” I tease

“I’m getting old, that’s my excuse” He laughs

“So if nobody came to fix anything, they must have came in normally then....has anyone from the Bureau came to your house recently?”

“Oh fuck. Everybody, kid”

“Everybody?”

“Yeah, two weeks ago, remember?”

“Shit, your birthday party” I dropped my head in defeat

“We have at least 30 suspects” He mumble

Something tells me whoever is doing this is trying to put me against Jeffrey so I decided to come clean with him

“Jeff, someone requested for a tracker on Roman Reigns”

“Please tell me you’re shitting me” He murmured “Who signed?”

“Apparently me”

“WHAT?” He screamed

“Shhhhh, someone will hear you!”

“What do you mean with ‘apparently you’?”

“My DEA ID number was in the requested by space”

“And how could someone get that?” He asked

“According to Matt, anyone who’s smart enough. He said is not that difficult, you just need to know where to look” I sighed

“Do you know when it was installed?”

“Yesterday, as I was there. Whoever did it wanted to make sure the timing matched perfectly....My biggest fear is for him to find out before I can remov-“ I was cut off by my phone ringing with an unfamiliar number.

“Y/L/N” Was my greeting

“Good morning, agent Y/L/N.”

*Oh fuck no!* I thought

“Good morning Mr. Reigns, how can I help you?”

“Well, I would like for you to join me for lunch, I have a subject I would like to discuss with you”

“I’m afraid I can’t, sir. I have a lot of work and-“

“Oh I’m certain your work can wait agent Y/L/N. Since you have some explaining to do”

“I beg your pardon?” I was already preparing myself for what I knew it would be inevitable

Roman laughs amused “Y/N. Did you really thought you could put a tracker on me and I wouldn’t find out? C’mon baby, I thought you were smarter than that!”

“Mr. Reigns, it’s not what you think-“

“I’m not gonna discuss this through a phone call. Be here at noon!” His voice colder than a bucket of ice

He hung up, before I could even protest it.

“What is it?” Jeffrey asked

“He found out and wants me to explain it” I faintly whispered

“Fucking great!” He grunts “Are you gonna go? Do you want me to go with you?”

“I have to go, I got no choice. And no, if I show up there with you is just gonna make things worst”

He nods “What are you going to do, kid?”

“Pray Jeff...pray like a fucking nun!”

......................................................................

“There she is! The little sneaky spy” Roman smirked at me “Please, sit” He motions to his office chair. The same one I sat the first time I was there.

“So, are you going to explain to me about this little thing?” He dropped the tracker on my lap

“Mr. Reigns, I know how this looks to you but I can guarantee, I didn’t requested this”

“You didn’t? Then how come is your internal identification number upon the request by line?”

*Of course he knows about that too*

“That’s what I’m trying to find out, sir”

“So what? You’re not trying to pull up the old trick that somebody is setting you up, right Y/N?”

“I know is hard to believe and if was in your position I would have the same disbelief as you right now, but unfortunately that is the pathetic truth”

“Do you expect me to believe that, agent Y/L/N?” He chuckled

I stare at him, responding “No, Mr. Reigns. I expect you to be reasonable, I would be naïve to think that I could do such an immature move like putting a tracker on you and expect you not to find out about it. As a matter of fact I would be straight up dumb if I thought that, that would ever work. So no I didn’t do it, somebody else did and that’s the reality, now whether you want to believe it or not it’s not my problem” I was taking a big risk talking to him like that, but it was the only thing I could do right now, bluff.

Roman places both of his hands on my thighs, leaning down until our faces are uncomfortably close.

“You play a dangerous game, Y/N. A very, very dangerous game” He licks my bottom lip “But I like that, it turns me on” Roman dragged his nose upon my neck, breathing in my scent

“You turn me on” He whispers in my ear “The things I can see myself doing to you are pure torture because that’s all what they are: imagination, and I want them to become reality. I want to see you spreading your legs for me, I want you in all fours on top of my bed, I want your pretty lips around my cock, I want my face in between your thighs, I want to fuck you in whatever pace I feel like it, I want you to take every inch of my cock, I wanna feel you stretching around me baby, moaning for me to go deeper and harder”

This man...The things he says, his voice so deep, his cologne filling up my nostrils and intoxicating me on his scent, on him.

“Roman” I whispered, but he continued

“You know there’s a chemistry between us, I know you can feel it too babygirl, so why hide it? Why suppress it, when we can put this stamina to good use, baby? I want it, you want it, it’s a simple math”

“That wouldn’t be very professional, I’m afraid” I mumbled

He leans back to look me in the eyes

“The tracker isn’t very professional as well is it?”

“I already told you it wasn’t me”

“And do you think a judge in court will care? There’s your personal DEA number in there, a number that technically only you have access to it and as far as I’m concerned that little tracker would be considered an invasion of privacy, I could sue not only you but the DEA for that. I mean, I signed an official document allowing you to search for anything you want in my professional life, not on my personal one and that tracker was installed on one of my private cars. Do you see my point, Y/N?”

“You want me to fuck you in order for you to keep your mouth shut” I angrily murmured

“Well, biologically speaking I would be the one to fuck you not the other way around” He smirked

“You’re so low, Roman” I spat

“Roman? No more formalities I see, I like that” He smiled

“Not happening” I shake my head vigorously

“What? Do you find me so repugnant that the thought of sleeping with me is that horrifying?” He asked amused

“It’s not that-“

“Oh, so you do find me attractive?” He asks pretending to be surprised

“Modesty doesn’t suits you, Mr. Reigns” I mocked

“So what is it?”

“If I do it, it’s gonna be like signing my guilty sentence. I would be screwing you to somehow make me innocent” I answered

Roman pulled me up from the chair, hugged my waist resting his hands mere inches from my ass.

“No baby, screwing me would be the equivalent to not getting fired, not having a billionaire lawsuit filled against you and not spending the rest of your life in prison” He smiled, now caressing my butt cheeks

“So babygirl, what’s gonna be?”

TO BE CONTINUED

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