that post you made about patertrick being short and the "short kings rise up" begs the question of how tall you are

exactly one patrick stump tall.

I'M GONNA TACKLE I DOWN WHEN BREAK IS OVER MEJEHAIHEJEJ

You can try boo 💞

Umm umm then tall-E? Your HIGHness? cloud-grazer? The long one? Bigman? Enormous Individual? Height master!? :D

Im 164cm I am not tall

I am just over 5'0. My goal is to be 5'4 because its taller, sounds cool, and I can accurately sing Tx2 songs! I can be like I'M A 5'4 MAN-WHORE and like something something COCKSUCKERS TRYNA BE ME, EVER SINCE THEY SAW 5'4 ON THEIR TEE VEE

pic from last time i got sick!! 5'4 103

Getting to know the mun

So @screentimeoverlord can see more short people.

Tagging whoever wants to.

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or more piercings / i have at least one or more tattoos / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

me = a friendly neighborhood butch lesbian dyke a cis male = garbage lesbians = radical femmes = mine butches = hot

CONOR MCGREGOR Road House (2024)

Okay but ghost who is turned on by the size difference between you two. Ghost who notices one day that maybe your forearm and his dick are about equal lengths and thickness. Now he can’t stop imagining the bulge it would create in your tummy when he fucks you slow and deep. Ghost, who is guilty of manspreading whenever you walk into the room and lives for the blush that paints your cheeks as you notice his size, and he can’t help but puff his chest up with pride. Omg or ghost who remains unbeatable when you two spar, pinning you down on the mats so easily it’s laughable, pushing his pelvis into yours as one hand holds both your wrists above your head and he is absolutely living for the doe eyed look you give him from underneath. Just giving you my ghost brainrot of the hour lmao

His brain short-circuits when his whole hand easily fits around your wrist. He stops you from grabbing something and something thrums through him at the difference in size, but it digs in when he notices how wide your eyes go. Just staring down at his gloved hand on your wrist.

It's even worse if Ghost notices how much his fingers overlap around your ankle when he's pulling you back down the bed when you try to crawl away. He loves the way your breath hitches when your fingers barely touch after wrapping around his cock. When his boots frame your feet when he's fucking you from behind, it makes his blood pressure spike to see the two side by side.

He always makes you sit down first whenever you go out for a drink or stop at a diner for food. That way he's the first thing anyone sees before their eyes fall on you, and they never get too interested if they register the sheer size of him first. Their eyes sort of glance off you after that.

Crimes against short people

KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

Can we please se the age gap turtles in the future? Like what would they look like in ten years

Here you go~

some Kiki thoughts from a few days ago when i was bored out of my mind (feat. Carmine)

Alright alright, I understand, Danny's the ghost king, he probably has fancy clothes he wears, since he lives in the castle...

But I raise you: Everyone who come to the castle to speak to him looks at him and asks where the King is because all they see is a guy who isn't even 5'6 wearing a hoodie and sweatpants and he's just like: Yeah sure, what do you need me for?

ONE DAY ↳book > screen

Through another door, Dexter could glimpse the bedroom. One bedroom, one bed. He could feel the blood pumping in his chest.

She had begun to drink, taking big gulps, when suddenly Dexter’s hand was on her shoulder, then he was in front of her somehow, and kissing her. Her mouth still full of the effervescing water, she purse her lips tight to prevent it squirting in his face like a soda siphon. Leaning away, she pointed at her cheeks, absurdly ballooned like a puffer fish, flapped her hands, and made a noise that approximated to ‘hold on a moment’.

Chivalrously, Dexter stepped back to allow her to swallow. “Sorry about that.” “S’okay. You took me by surprise, that’s all.” She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. “Okay now?” “Fine, but Dexter, I have to tell you…” And he was kissing her again. "The thing is, Dex-" "Sorry about that, I just...bit self-conscious-" 

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