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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye
#there HE is#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The One Who Live#whiskey daddy#why must you sit like that#???#why#i shouldn't judge though#my legs would also be that open if i was there#omg who said that#have some decorum#jeez#me as the glass#tag yourself im under the table#sometimes the most random things just do it™ for me#idk#and so i must gif them#even if it's just for myself#climb on and ride til the wheels fall off#my what LONG fingers you have
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oh my fucking god their hands 🤭🫠
#i need them IN ME#both of them#omg who said that#starlite 𖤐 is gay#criminal minds#luke alvez#spencer reid#luke alvez x reader#luke alvez x male reader#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x male reader#matthew gray gubler#adam rodriguez#𖤐 pics
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Oh you pathetic man (looks down at him) oh you dirt of a thing (kisses him) you fucking loser (makes out with him)
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‼️ 18+, minors/ageless blogs dni
i wanna give gaz some super sloppy head cause he deserves it.
he’s relaxing on the couch after a long day. head thrown back against the cushions with a blissed out expression on his face. you’re sitting in front of him between his legs.
moans and whimpers falling from kyle’s pretty lips and the obscenely slick sounds coming from how well you’re sucking his dick are the only noises in the room. his hands play with the hair at the nape of your neck, sometimes holding your face and rubbing his thumbs on the apples of your cheeks.
kyle is pretty big and you can’t take all of him at once so your hand is wrapped around the base of his cock matching the speed your mouth is going. he typically lasts pretty long so you’ve accumulated a lot of drool and precum all over his shaft dripping down to his balls, as well as all down your chin and tits. you pull your mouth off of him to let your jaw rest for a moment but keep your hand pumping him closer to release.
big bubbles and thick white foam squelch against your hand. white translucent strings connect between your lips and his leaking tip. you look at him again with a smile and he’s looking back at you with half lidded, slightly teary eyes filled with love and lust.
“i-i’m almost there,” kyle says breathlessly almost whining. he starts to twitch a bit in your hand so you take his tip back in your mouth and start moving your hand faster. his moans get louder and more desperate as you keep taking more of him. “f-fuck, fuck, fuck!” he curses. once he starts twitching like crazy you try your best to take as much of him as you can.
as soon as your nose brushes against kyle’s pelvis he shoots thick ropes of cum down your throat with a loud guttural moan. you pull back a little bit and keep jerking him off into your mouth until he’s all done. you show him the cum on your tongue and make a show of swallowing it with a cheeky grin. the sight elicits a whimper from the back of his throat and he looks like he could die happy right there. you damn near sucked the soul out of him so you’re both sitting there panting for a moment.
kyle pulls you up off the floor and stretches your slick pussy out on his cock, already hard again. he lies you down on your back so he can take care of you while you relaxed a bit and hook your legs over his shoulders. he you a deep sloppy kiss and when he pulls away for a moment he looks at you like you hung the moon and stars in the sky.
“you’re gonna be the death of me, bunny.”
a/n: this was super self indulgent. i’ve literally been thinking about this for days. i’m a whiny vocal gaz truther and i love him so much. also this was kinda proofread and edited. i tried TT. thanks for reading (*´∇｀*)
#i love gaz i wanna blow bubbles with his cu-#omg who said that#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz smut#gaz call of duty#gaz cod#cod smut#call of duty smut#gaz smut
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lucy grabbing natsus tits is so top tier
#she should grab his ass next#omg who said that#literally who typed that omg..#fairy tail#nalu#lucy heartfilia#natsu dragneel
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I know Mark Webber is frantically calling Jenson Button only to go to voicemail repeatedly
#trust me#They better 1v1 that'd be entertaining#buttonso#webbonso#Meanwhile Fernando is on his yacht with la-[GUNSHOT]#omg who said that
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it was nice to see him be so loved haha
#for once he didn't have to be the dweeb#his kindness was his strength and made him come out on top!#...emphasis on 'come' cough cOuGh#omg who said that#south park#butters stotch
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Since Scooby requests r open, may I request you to draw your fave side character:0? It’s okay if not ofc, hope everything is well ^^
I have a lot of faves but I decided to draw Gunther since he's the one I've seen most recently ^_^ teehee idek if he counts as a side chara but shhh
#scooby doo#mystery incorporated#mystery inc#hanna barbera#gunther gator#my art#art#fan art#digital art#artwork#drew him all spooky#and a bit cunty... dare i say....#i want him#omg who said that#ask reply#ask response
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if i publicly say what i want to say about his thighs, i’ll actually need to be locked up forever
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the beach boys | 1969
#taken from twitter to reddit to tumblr pipeline#carl looks so good im foaming at the mouth#omg who said that#the beach boys
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𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 #𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴. 👀 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 @𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘮 — 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#boyfriend shaped#that's a long boi#i love him your honor#can believe i was face to face with this man 48 hours ago#people who don't like gray hair are weak#keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#STOP BEING SO CUTE I MUST REST OLD MAN#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#why so cozy boyfriend coded#it's the backwards hat#and the cuffed jeans#and ya know him#i'm afraid i've gotten worse#SMILEY BOY#me 5'4": i will pick him up#and i will fail but maybe he can like pick up one of his slenderman limbs and pretend to hype me up
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Rick Grimes - The Ones Who Live final trailer
#BUSY CRAZY DAY SORRY#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#apocalypse daddy#man no one does sad like andy still#a face#such a nice face#wouldn't be a shame if someone sat on it#omg who said that#im so tired#im not sorry#dear amc your quality still sucks#it's one thing that hasn't raised in this day and age#no one squints like the king richard#the nose™ is so beautiful
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Luke Alvez in red 🫠
I am madly in love with him actually !
Taglist: @starch1ldz, @the-gregster, @jaden-reid, @lover-of-books-and-tea, @multifandomsimp69 | Add yourself here !
#starlite 𖤐 is gay#sooooo so so gay#LMAOA#I NEED HIM IN ME#i need him to fuck me so bad#like absolutely ruin me#omg who said that#criminal minds#luke alvez#luke alvez x reader#luke alvez x male reader#luke alvez icons#𖤐 pics
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I have a thing for feminine guys. Idc about all that 6 pack bullshit i want him to pass as a woman. Bonus points if hes emo and/or has a good music taste
#whos that lil faggot#oh its a fem boy!#fem boy#delicate boys >>#sub boys#omg who said that#so weird
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ALL MY POSTS
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K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! NOT FUNNY!! THIS IS… 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
alpha scratches you and you die
W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOO○○○○○○○!!💔💔💔💔💔
IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!!
i-i must go… i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.❤️❤️❤️
RawrX3 pounces on you UWU YOUR SO WARM COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR BULGE FROM ACROSS THE FLOOR NUZZLES YO NECKY WECKY MURR HEHE UNZIPS YO BAGGY PANTS OOF BABY U SO MUSKY TAKE ME HOME, PET ME, N' MAKE ME YOURS AND DONT FORGET TO STUFF ME SEE ME WAG MY WIDDLE BABYTAIL, ALL FOR YOUR BOLGY-WOLGY KISSIES N LICKIES YO NECKI HOPE DADDY LIKIES NUZZLES N WUZZLES YO CHESTI BE GETTIN THIRSTY HEY I GOT A LIL ITCH U THINK U CAN HELP ME? ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG UWU PLZ ADOPT ME PAWS ON UR BULGE AS I LICK MY LIPS
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