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[Homemade bread, grilled onions and about 400 pounds of bologna. Yes. Stack it up real high-- and a little higher. That's ridiculous. Yeah. Put it right on top. Mustard on here. And that's it. You guys want to come down and help me eat this.]
#s28e15 primetime pork#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#homemade bread#onions#400 pounds#bologna#top#mustard#guys
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oomf asked for the makeup meme except its nate putting chapstick on wade :3
#my art#digital art#deadpool#wade wilson#nathan summers#cablepool#wade would escape but unfortunately he cannot bench 400 pounds-#or however many nate contains#hes like one of those dense nutrition blocks in sci-fi
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small doodle page because they make me want to throw up
#the ear thing: elf ears are just cat ears to the left to me so i like the idea of elves doing the cat thing with rubbing. sue me#hes incredibly physically affectionate after 400 years of being touch starved and i want to Kermit#our whole party ships them...................screams cries pounds on the floor#the party is slowly fixing both of them.....them care....#blythe#Raha
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I was traveling in a plane over the holidays and when I went through tsa I was the sweatiest person in the airport because it's the most exercise I had gotten in 6 months to walk from the car to the tsa line.
Anyway when I got to the choose your gender machine they clicked the pink button that doesn't account for dicks and the lady made me go in again and still wasn't satisfied so I'm like gotcha, time to get felt up👍except this dude walks up to me and lightly touches my arms and hips and tells me to be on my way lmao
So idk if my girl smell provided a protective barrier to getting a hand job or they just suck at this. Also yes it's a tight squeeze fitting in the plane.
#felt like rambling#wistfully thinking of being 400 pounds#me#text#weight gain#make me fatter#darlingsoftie
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moodboard for this past week ❤️
#they should invent a grad school thats not fucking insane#i'm hanging in there but im the most unwell i've been in AWhile#this week was just horrible#there was already the freezer food incident but it also started off with a very severe pain episode thats putting me in constant woe#even mundane motion has been agonizing which is McAwesome bc we had a lab inspection which involved moving hundreds of pounds of equipment#during which we found a blackwidow and rats which we had to deal with and was a whole thing psychologically on top of the physical toll#the new class fiasco is still popping off and i had to respond to at this point over 400 emails in the fleeting moments outside of lab#AND A STUDENT TRIED TO FINANCIALLY BRIBE THEIR WAY INTO THE CLASS ? ?? ?? ?????#then the instructor wanted to use me as a guinea pig and i had to test new circuit boards but I wasnt given any time to do so properly#i had to test them plus get them operational and deal with my incoming students all in a frantic 10 minute window#im in charge of running our meetings too but the instructor was interrupting and having side conversations that made it really hard-#to train the other people on the new equipment in a smooth manner#which meant that a bunch of people had to keep me after to ask questions which made me late for my drs appointment#where i found out i cant get the new covid vaccine bc my heart and blood levels arnt stable enough#and joanns lost an expensive+critical fabric order of mine+i had to give a big presentation this week on my research that was stressful#and my inbox is still blowing up from being needed all over the place between teaching lab and classes and yall i am. so so tired.#im in so much pain and so stressed out#debating the ethics of turning into a pile of lint to escape my responsibilities and mortal frame
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the thing about having a health condition that gets worse with inactivity is that people really don't want you to buy a wheelchair. and if you get a wheelchair they only want you to get a cheap and uncomfortable one so that you're not tempted to use it too much. but what they don't understand is that it's very rarely a choice between "do this thing on foot" and "do this thing using a wheelchair". it's "do this thing using a wheelchair" or "don't do this thing bc it'll hurt too much if it's even possible at all". and the latter does not actually offer any more activity/mobility/improvement than using a chair, it just means you don't get to do stuff.
i am well aware that it would be actively detrimental to my health to use a chair all the time. which is why i'm not planning to! there are many areas of my life where the chair would be hindrance, if it were possible to use it there at all, so i've automatically got built-in non-chair activities anyway. but i am currently Not Doing a lot of things because i can't stand, and the chair allows me to do those things, and that's what it's for.
#rental chair has proved sufficiently helpful that i'm now looking to buy one that does that but without the 10 mile turning circle#and. yunno. without costing me 15 quid a week#much bigger upfront cost to buy a chair since we're looking at 300-400 pounds probably#but then i can just keep it forever and even if i get better it'll be useful every time i sprain my ankles again lmao#i don't think i'll ever stop spraining my ankles#especially as i'm moving somewhere larger in the summer (hopefully) with a big storage cupboard#so i can just whack it in the cupboard if it's not in use#personal
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What is your dark urge class and subclass?
he's a draconic sorcerer! :D that's why he has those funky golden patterns in-game
edit.: you know what, now that i think of, the high concentration of the dragon in the draconic sorcerer dragonborn might be a part of The Problem.
dragons, of course, slaughter, and they do it very well, but they aren't really avatars of slaughter, are they. they're associated with tyranny, power, and greed, moreso than with the killing.
it's a problem when your murder spawn starts to linger on the whole 'ruling over the world' part of the plan, and isn't really in a rush to get to the 'and then slaughtering everyone in the name of bhaal, kumbaya my lord!' part
#bg3 spoilers#might not look it being 8 feet tall and 400 pounds of muscle#but i always loved big hunky mages that dont look like stereotypical nerdy 2hp mages at all#i cast 'choke u out with one hand' for 6d8 damage#i was also playing around with headcanoning him as a divine soul sorcerer#it has some very fun narrative implications for a bhaalspawn#that and you get wings at 14th level#big fuckoff dragon wings for big fuckoff dragon man
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its so funny to me that the mermaid transformation canonly adds lip gloss to their mermaid forms. like can you Imagine
#the moonpool was so girlboss for that one#truly iconic#h2o just add water#it's just so funny like i know logically it's just cuz it was a kids show and they wanted them to look hot in 200 pound orange tails#but HEIUHFOEIRUHFPODSI#i would simply lose my mind if i was lewis like literally try explaining that. try explaining how the 400 year old moonpool is aware#of kylie's cosmetics and picked out the color glossy gold champagne for their mermaid forms. oh my god i would snap#(for legal reasons that is a joke and i do not actually know what the color of gloss they used was <3)
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today had the potential to be one of the greatest days of my life
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Justin is the fucking problem. We need to kill Justin.
#STOP FUCKING TELLING ME IM GONNA END UP 400+ POUNDS AND DIABETIC!!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR HAVING BODY HAIR STOP MAKING FUN OF MY QUIRKS#I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY FOOD I AM ALLOWED TO LOVE MY BODY STOP FUCKING SHAMING ME FOR IT#STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOURE AN INSECURE BIGOTED CONSERVATIVE PIECE OF SHIT WITH NO FUCKING LIFE#GOD I HOPE WE BOTH DIE AND GET PUT IN DIFFERENT SPOTS IN HELL#horrorsposting#tw fatphobia#tw body shaming#Ask to tag
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found out i weigh a LOT more than i thought i did. i know im losing weight but just knowing that im so fucking heavy makes me want to die.
#tw ana bløg#tw ed sheeran#tw ed but not sheeran#@na vent#anabllog#i know it's a mixture of fat and muscle#bc looking at me you would NOT think i weigh almost 400 fucking pounds#it's always been really easy for me to gain muscle#ive been noticing small things to indicate weight loss#but when i saw the scale at my appointment i completely broke down and started sobbing#i know muscle is heavier than fat#i know the number on the scale doesnt matter nearly as much as my physical looks#and i know my chubby stomach has been shrinking#but it all still makes me want to just end it all
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Not a question, just wanted to say that I hope you feel better soon and figure out what works best for you. Can't wait to see you re join the community at some point and be bigger than ever, we are all hoping for a 2023 of 400lbs of hornyness
yay!!!! thank u!!!!! at this point my health issues really just feel like an inconvenience, i am SO ready to feel better and get back on that Gain Train 🚂🚂🚂🚂
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You’d think that with all this bike riding and lifting children off the floor that I’d be even more hungry, but no; I have the appetite of a little tiny bird???? The fuck
I don’t like it
#Maybe the bike riding is jostling my stomach too much… if my stomach is jostled I don’t want to eat#Or it could be the ADHD meds#idfk at this point#like yeah technically I’m hungry and know I need food but I don’t feel like eating. I’d just rather not. It’s weird#because I used to be the opposite: I wasn’t really hungry but I’d just keep eating until I got sick#eating mention#appetite mention#Maybe I’ve just been eating too much all my life.#Because the only two times I’ve had serious nausea or gas pains was after I ate the amount of food I used to eat#And it’s not like I’ve lost any energy; if anything I’ve gained some energy#(not right now because I stayed up until 12:30 AM after riding and walking 9.3 miles total— on my feet all day long)#I used to eat a LOT; like a 6’5” 400 pound lumberjack or something#uh Paul Bunyan type portions… like a big BIG man#of course I’m 5’4” with kind of a slight build so that was always very weird to me that I was able to do that#How I am now makes more sense; but at the same time I don’t like being like this at all#Because I’ll inevitably go from “slight” to “sickly” and I would really like to continue fitting into my pants#because pants are expensive and it’s extremely hard to find ones that are of good quality and feel comfortable#food discussion#food tw#weight mention#Here I am telling the kids “You need to eat! Take a bite!” and then I get home and act like a total fucking hypocrite#Maybe it’s burnout
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I'd love to know more about the food critic au.. 👀
Also that one door-stuck doodle lives rent-free in my head o///o
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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
I haven't really been thinking much about it in a while, but a few thoughts came to mind.
So Critic Darnell is actually cursed, he knew that he was in a way but thought that this curse was ridiculous and very odd. It didn't really make sense to him at the time.
The curse being him knowing who's cooking was actually made from love, so his taste in food was solely rated just by that.
He searched and wondered what'll happen if he went out searching for actual good food and how would feel, causing him to travel and become a critic.
Many restaurants fail to satisfy him and hardly passing a 2 out of 5.
Truly a curse as nothing to him ever really tasted right. Not even from the most prestigious and popular of restaurants.
Roslyn isn't a restaurant owner, she's actually a tailor. She just so happens to love cooking very big meals.
A huge storm came as Darnell visited and Ros gave him shelter.
She had already made a huge meal for friends and family, but none came due to the heavy storm.
Roslyn invited him to take a seat and let him eat as much as he wanted since no one was coming at all, so he just makes himself a small plate.
The very first bite took him by surprise. The roast she made was perfectly seasoned and it wasn't too chewy or too rough, but perfectly smooth and easy to bite into. There was even flavor within just the skin of the roast. The large rolls, goodness, who were these made for? It wasn't flaky or buttery, it melted in his mouth.
He started piling his plate with more food, curious to know how they all tasted.
This man was eating like he hadn't eaten in weeks. He hardly even noticed how tight his clothing was getting... but Roslyn... she was flustered at how big he was getting, visibly seeing him expand. She had never seen such a thing before, but she wasn't going to stop a very hungry guest.
The meal Ros originally made for her other guests wasn't a small table at all. This could've feed at least 3 or 4 whole families... and he's gone through almost the whole table.
He only snapped out of it when he had difficulty reaching his plate.
He was shocked and confused as to how a once slender man now is being constricted by the armchair.
"I guess, heh, this is what love looks... and taste like..." He sheepishly smiled.
Roslyn was beet red trying to process what just happened.
• Oop, I ended up fucking writing JDOSNSKSNAKSBS, my bad.
#male weight gain#bhm#weight gain#ssbhm#fat#big handsome man#chubby#male wg#I was possessed for a second#Feast fit for a Critic#Darnell and Roslyn#Darnell#Roslyn#He grew up to 300 to 400 pounds in this segment.#Man I wanna write more about this story#I've been thinking about the door stuck segment and what happens...#That piece also lives rent free in my head I love how it came out too!!! 😭😭#Writing#rapid weight gain
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I shall share more AU and story ideas I kinda wanna do in the future while I suffer writing my first explicit penetrative smut (as well as this’s my first time in English, I usually opt for non-descriptive sexy time thingy in my Japanese writing because…dunno, for the vibes.)
1. Blade Runner AU where Mav is Deckard and Slider is Roy Batty. Or Racheal because I say so.
I’m a huge fan of Blade Runner and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and I wanna see the negative before I provide the positive make Mav a deadbeat detective-ish BAMF while simultaneously make Sli a sexually and gender ambiguous synthetic human. I think Slider suits the position of Roy Batty more (and there are lots of sexual tensions and implications of queerness between those two!), but I kinda wanna see the romance arch between blade runner Mav and a smug fashionista Sli. I mean, come on. Sli smoking nonchalantly while Mav tests him? Sli smirking at Mav, saying “Is this shit trying to test me for my homosexuality or what?”? Sli clad in a black fur coat like the true fashionista Racheal/Sli is? Yeah.
2. “Just What I Needed”, but told in Slider’s POV
This popped up in my mind while I was taking a shower. I just wanna take a deep dive into Slider’s psyche as his relationship with Mav develops. In my opinion, Slider is all about being attentive while simultaneously keeping a good sense of humor. He’s jokey and occasionally light-hearted, but, as far as I can tell, he’s not a bully; he doesn’t shame or pressure anyone to obey him, and I kinda noticed he didn’t joke about something someone couldn’t change in the OG movie, like their origins, physical traits, etc. As far as I know, he only jokes/insults someone for their actions and stances (e.g. His banter with Goose. That famous Slimav scene.). Slider is just some guy who wanna have fun while also being caring toward others. He knows how to hurt others—he’s been hurt one too many times—and instead of repeating the endless cycle of hurt and hatred, he likes to be attentive and respectful. I mean look at his tender smile in that graduation scene!!!!
With all that said, I wanna see the story told from Slider’s eyes. What did he think when Mav said he liked his Veal Orloff? Why did he let Mav in and hug him, even though their relationship was not entirely amicable yet? What did he think when they got close, and as a gay man in the military, what did he think when Mav—his supposedly straight best friend—confessed his feelings? What's his backstory? What's on your mind, Sli? I wanna know, and the only thing I can do is to create.
(Definitely featuring more New Order songs in this one if it ever comes true. 5 8 6 is so Slider, man.)
Anyways...back to writing smut!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
#slimav#slider x maverick#top gun 1986#ron slider kerner#top gun fanfiction#pete maverick mitchell#slider#ao3 writer#I love slider so much its insane#I FELL IN LOVE WITG HIM WHEN HE PLAYED WITH THAT PLANE TOY THINGY AS HE TESED MAV LIKE AAAAAA#he is such a baby girl#slider IS a baby girl#he is a big baby girl that can bench lift 400 pounds
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Tfw when you're trying to limit the amount of calories you're eating, and you realize just how absurdly high calorie most things are.
#i'm trying to lose weight with the guidance of doctor by taking an appetite suppressant and eating fewer calories#it's working pretty good so far but im refusing to get my hopes up too much#i've only been taking the medicine and limiting my calories for less than 2 weeks and i've already lost almost 8 and a half pounds#i don't have a specific weight goal in mind so much as i want to be losing weight instead of gaining#at minimum i'm making sure to eat at least 1200 calories a day but no more than 1500 calories a day#this is mostly because i've read that the minimum amount you need to eat to avoid your metabolism slowing down is 1200 calories a day#the medicine has actually also been helping my ADHD some as my brain feels more....put together if that makes sense#i'm mostly just distraught because i fucking LOVE mcdonald's breakfast sandwiches but they're all like at least 400 calories#this means if i want to keep my intake low i'll need to stop buying breakfast from mcdonalds#i can be convinced to do just about anything if you offer me an sausage egg mcmuffin sandwich#it's hard and there's no way i'd be able to do this without the medicine#but at the same time i'm just so sick of being fat and not being able to wear certain clothes or do certain things because of it#i love myself i really do but i know deep down i can't keep living like this if i ever want to truly feel confident in my appearance
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