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MARTHA JONES in The Year That Never Was.
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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)
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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!
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#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag
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Jill Valentine was only 23 years old in resident evil 1... She should've been at the club
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Lena was 23/24 years old when she debuted?? She should've been at the club wtf
She apparently had several advanced degrees by then and a mother whose impossible approval she craved so you know this girl was never going to be at the club
#absolutely agree she should have been in her late 20s at least though lmao#Lena Luthor being a year younger than me just doesn’t hit right
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skyler white was only 23 when she gave birth to flynn..... she quite literally should've been at the club
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[thinks abt how magpie was 23 when she was embraced] she should've been at the club......
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that meme that's like "she was only 23 she should've been at the club" is really funny but I feel like it's just really making it so obvious that fictional women that undergo any kind of plot are never older than 26
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TMAGP NOTES 15!!! GENUINELY WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
as always There Will Be Spoilers Here
Letz go!
• as per usual, * ominous music *
• * office noises* yippee
• yo Sam! Celia!
• oh drop off the theatrics
• lmaooo what a fucking nerd
• Sam I love you
• hey Alice!
• theatres are a good place to canoodle
• oh it's her brother's band right?
• he's a bassist :0
• damn Luke
• Alice being an older sister <3
• oh cmon
• OH RIGHT SHE'S A MOM
• forgot for a sec sorry Celia
• a baby... Human
• why did you have to say that they were human celia
• oh the awkwardness
• the case !
• a fucking voicemail
• dude r u ok???
• what happened??
• rich ppl shit
• buddy you gotta be more specific
• prepare for what???
• uhhhh
• the fuck?
• oh she's a girlboss
• prepared??? lady cmon
• kinky
• the noise in the background..
• begin what
• wait WHAT
• Hunters huh
• familiar ohhh
• HUNT
• wait there's drums noises in the background too
• HUNT
• nooo Steven
• he was only 23? He should've been at the club
• HUNT
• rip Marcus
• fucking hell dude
• this is murder club except none of them gave consent to that lmao
• good grief
• RUN
• fucking hell
• what ?
• shit shit shit SHIT
• FUCK
• OH WELL RUN
• huh?
• New character
• wait no. Looked at the transcripts. Is the same lady as in the case. Fuck
• Celia get away from there
• gonna go crazy over those SITs I swear
• oh it was to the dogs.
• oh Gwen!
• gonna get you next
• someone who finally recognizes Gwen's last name hmmm
• another call?
• oh Luke's concert!
• ahhh just a good ol' sibling relationships. Can't wait for it to be destroyed
• WAIT WAIT
• TAPE RECORDER
• DUDE R U ALRIGHT?
• ALICE?
• THEY'RE DEAD ??? THE FUCK???
• DARK WATER??? THE DARK???
• her voice's closer
• she picked up the tape recorder fuck
• shit fuck shit shit shit
• fuck
• and it's over
What the fuck. See y'all next Thursday but genuinely what the fuck
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OGAE Second Chance Contest 2023 (My Top)
inspired by @residentraccoon's post and this one video yt keeps recommending me even tho I haven't enjoyed the lame karaoke party they also happened to host the contest at that much
1 OLLIE - Venom (Estonia) - best song that hasn't been sent to Eurovision this year imo
2 Ulrikke - Honestly (Norway) - they should've went with this one if they really wanted a safe choice for the win
3 Jann - Gladiator (Poland)
4 RODAN - Introvert Party Club (Czechia) - very biased about this one; I mean, come on, it's the ultimate introvert party anthem
5 Vicco - Nochentera (Spain)
6 Lazza - CENERE (Italy) - I'm still surprised they haven't sent Il bene nel male instead giving how obsessed the fandom was with it
7 Filip Baloš - Novi plan drugi san (Serbia)
8 Ruta Mur - So Low (Lithuania)
9 Chérine - Ça M’Ennuie Pas (Belgium)
10 Elsa Lila - Evita (Albania)
11 Marcus & Martinus - Air (Sweden) - overrated tbh, Six Feet Under is so much better
12 Andreea D Folclor Orchestra - Perinița mea (Romania) - typical Romanian wedding song and I happen to hate weddings but this grew on me way more than I want to admit lol; genuinely wondering if they would've flopped just as hard as D.G.T. or it would've been the most unexpected dark horse of the year, had it been sent to Eurovision instead
13 KUUMAA - Ylivoimainen (Finland)
14 Jerry Heil - When God Shut The Door (Ukraine)
15 Will Church - Hold On (Germany)
16 Ryan Hilli - In The Silence (Malta)
17 CONNOLLY - Midnight Summer Night (Ireland) - still weirded out by the moves she made in the middle of the performance; no seriously, was she feeling good or
18 Harmonija disonance - Nevera (Lei, lei) (Croatia)
19 SunStroke Project - Yummy Mommy (Moldova) - I like the beat and that's kinda it; very disappointing compared to their other entries and tbh Du-mă would've been a much better entry
20 Edmundo Inácio - A Festa (Portugal)
21 24.Avenija - You Said (Latvia)
22 Langi Seli og Skuggarnir - OK (Iceland)
23 EYJAA - I Was Gonna Marry Him (Denmark) - not a fan of the lyrics in the least, just wait for the guy to come back or go with him lmaooo; they should've sent Freedom instead imo
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finding out Martha was 23 years old when she had to walk across the earth to save humanity because her loser man was useless. she should've been at the club
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The history of the Véghváry bloodline
1. @phoenixduelist . Countess/Captain/Queen Rozália Klára Véghváry. Thought to be the last, she lived a quite stormy life: From Countess to pirate Captain to rebellion leader and finally: Queen of Hungary at the age of 36. Died at the age of 66, later canonized as Patron Saint of Hungarian Independence. Afterlife: @lightningdamned lightning-eel demon, after a deal with Leviathan (@winters-club) ending up in Envy & triple crossing the sin throughout her stay, double crossing heaven only to arrive to her final destination: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, Providence
Queen Rozália wasn't the last Véghváry because she had a twin brother no one knew about except her father and Marcell who hid the infant. Said brother lived an average, happy life, married & had 5 kids without anyone telling him his identity until near the end of his life. So the legacy was quietly carried over.
It became prominent with Attila Véghváry who desperately wanted a boy but when it turned out to be a girl, he gave her the name of the lost queen from their house, therefore sharing Rozália as first name.
2. @infernal-general . Countess/General Rozália Bianka Véghváry. Hunter, then hussar general and wielder of the Hellfire after death. Her story should've ended in the battlefield but the clash of divine and damned diverted the course of fate as she became the Second Horseman of the Apocalypse: War.
Attila had a brother, Hunor who fled to America before the revolutionary war got more serious. Had one child Karma, General Rozy's cousin. He was killed when she was 10, the child was taken in by his sibling Gábor already living there before his arrival.
3. @deathshadowed . Karma. Lone marksman who never missed a shot and everyone died around her. Death always followed her like a shadow, after death it wasn't a surprise how it manifested in her powers, nor her rise to be the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Death.
Somehow the bloodline survived into the 20th century, Szintia was born then brutally murdered at the age of 23. With her killing her father after returning from the grave, the Véghváry bloodline is officially dead only the four supernatural beings remained.
4. @phoenixborn Cindy Flame. Born Szintia Véghváry to an abusive household, after death threw away the name which only brought suffering. Former spirit, now the personification of the Fire itself, a cosmic entity.
Five dominant traits that keep resurfacing in the women of the bloodline:
emerald green eye color
ambidexterity
infertility (although in the General's case it was due to the curse)
born under the sign of Scorpio
absolute lack of fear of death
Cindy is a great example of how these slowly disappeared over time: she is strongly right handed and her eyes are jade green with a golden ring instead of the pure emerald.
The deterioration of the bloodline's importance and glory:
Countess Rozália was born at the end of the ‘golden age’, after the Ottomans were ultimately driven out of Hungary's territory. She is well versed in her history and became one of the most important figures in history as well.
General Rozália has had a very faint idea about her origins. The Countess title losing much from its importance as she was pushed towards the Vatican and military matters instead. She still left her mark in history as well.
Karma only knew she was half nobleborn. She held no political power, commanded no one, she was always alone as a daredevil gunslinger. Desperate to build a legend but failing to do so unlike the previous two members.
At Cindy's time, only the name stayed. She was brought up according to the ideals of what should've been even though she wanted none of it. Death reached her before she could make an impact as one of the greatest rock singers ever lived. However by merging together with the cosmic force of the Fire, ironically she has achieved the most her bloodline ever could.
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the more i think about natasha the sadder i feel for her. she was only 23. she should've been at the club!
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Excerpt from Chapter 8 of Did You Miss Me?
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[Lily] took a thoughtful drink from her cooling latte and looked at him. "I remember you, a little. From football matches against West Ham in the under-18s," Lily said. "So what happened?" Potter had been a promising centre forward with standing offers from Chelsea to sign, she'd heard, once he graduated.
"...could've gone pro," Potter said, a tinge of bitter sadness in his voice that tugged on her heartstrings. Stop it, he's not your friend! she scolded herself. "Should've gone pro. Had barely been on the under-23s before the club proper was talking about signing me. But then..." He tilted his head back with a little groan.
"Okay, so, my best friend. Insane shithole family. They'd already exploited him before Durmstrang, and Durmstrang was meant to be where they packed him away for those awkward puberty years, and then he'd re-emerge as this beautiful butterfly. Except he didn't want them to exploit him anymore." Potter paused for breath and drank deeply from his cup.
"And...look, I love the guy. I'm not in love with him, but...it's probably like what you've got with Sev. Or Remus. Closer than close, you'd drop anything in a heartbeat if one of them needed you, right?" Lily nodded, though she knew it was rhetorical. "Well, it was like that with Si-my friend. And it was bad. Real bad. He was having night terrors and panic attacks, it was all we could do to get him to eat...so I had this stupid idea. We'd elope." Potter rucked up his hair again, eyeing Lily nervously. "I wasn't in love with him, but we already knew we lived together well from the dorms, and we totally expected to share the rest of our lives together anyway, so once I turned eighteen, we'd run off and get married and that could be an out. A way to get him out from his family's thumb and under 'mine'."
Her eyebrows rose at the mention of eloping—really, what a dramatic solution—but... "You're right, I'd do the same for them," Lily admitted. It was true. If marrying one of her friends was the only way to save them from their families, she'd do it. Fortunately, the Lupins were great people, and neither Sev nor Remus needed saving from them. "I take it that didn't work?"
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Davis?!" Sharon exclaimed again. She couldn't get past this. As entertaining as the thought of Provenza's reaction was, she didn't want to leave her team in the hands of the likes of Winnie Davis. "She's overbearing, condescending, and, to be frank, a royal pain in the ass."
Andy tilted his head, and a boyish grin played at his lips. "Well, to be fair, we all thought the same about you just a few years ago."
"Yeah, well, that—it was—it's not the same!" Sharon sputtered.
"Well, I kind of hope it is, if we get stuck with her." Andy pecked her on the lips. "The whole 'falling in love with you' thing aside, anyway."
"Keep comparing me to her, and I'll be tempted to let you take your chances with her," Sharon muttered. "But, really, all of the options have been a thorn in our side at some point." For the most part, the animosity had to do with other divisions thinking that Major Crimes received favoritism when it came to resources and overtime hours, which Sharon had admittedly thought herself when she was in FID, but she mostly thought it was because of Brenda's and Pope's past relationship. Once she got more involved with Major Crimes and saw the kinds of things they had to deal with, and especially when she took over, she saw the need for such treatment. Lieutenant Daniels's animosity stemmed more from the terms of her departure from Major Crimes, despite the fact that Gabriel nor Brenda had been around in several years. Any time her division had any interaction with Major Crimes, she made things as difficult as possible for them.
A couple of hours later, Sharon and Andy got dinner in the oven and joined Emily, Rusty, and Eleanor outside. The toddler was on a blanket on the porch with her toys, and Emily and Rusty were sprawled out in chairs, talking and watching her play. Sharon knelt beside Eleanor and checked her diaper. "Come on, baby girl, let's get you changed really quick." Sharon gathered Eleanor in her arms and indicated for Rusty to follow her.
"What?" He asked, looking nervous.
"She's wet, and it's past time for you to pitch in with diaper changes every now and then. Andy and I don't like diaper changes any more than you do."
"Mo-om!" Rusty complained, begrudgingly following her inside.
"What if we had her on a weekend that Andy and I got rolled out?" Sharon pointed out.
Rusty rolled his eyes. "Then I could do it. It's not that I can't, I'd just rather not."
"Join the club." Sharon got what they needed and laid Eleanor on a changing pad. "Pull her pants down and unsnap her," she prompted when Rusty didn't move.
"I know that part," Rusty grumbled.
Sharon shrugged. "Well, you weren't moving." She handed him a wet wipe. "Wipe her down, make sure her diaper is even on the front and back, and tight enough, but not too tight, between her legs." Eleanor was kicking her legs and squirming around, but Rusty did a pretty good job of getting the diaper on her. "See? Was that so hard? Roll up the wet diaper and tape it closed with the tabs before you put it in the garbage." Sharon picked up the baby, poured a glass of wine for herself, and walked back outside.
Rusty gave Eleanor a bath soon after dinner, which he did pretty often, but Sharon usually put her diaper and pajamas on her afterward. This time, she stayed in the living room and let Rusty get her dressed for bed. By the time he got back to the living room with her, Eleanor was whimpering and rubbing her eyes. "Here, Mom, I think she's ready for bed." Sharon didn't usually rock her at night and just read to her and laid her in the pack and play when she got drowsy, but she wanted to let her get used to the new house before she did that now.
"Why don't you try rocking her tonight?" Sharon suggested. "We can skip the books, she looks like she's about to fall asleep. I don't think she'll give you much of a fight." She rubbed Eleanor's back and kissed her forehead. "You had a big day, huh? Night-night, sweetheart. Sleep tight."
Andy kissed Eleanor's cheek and ruffled her hair. "Goodnight, baby girl. Sweet dreams."
Rusty sat down in the recliner with Eleanor, and Sharon brought him a bottle of milk. "She'll probably be mostly asleep by the time her bottle's gone, anyway."
Rusty gave her the bottle and held her against his shoulder when she was finished, trying to mimic what he'd seen Sharon do with her, but Eleanor whimpered and struggled against him. "Get her, Mom, she's crying," Rusty said nervously.
"Hold her more tightly and pat her back," Sharon instructed. "She can tell you're nervous. Let me get ready for bed and turn her sound machine on, and I'll get her if she's still crying after that." She went back to her and Andy's room to wash her face, moisturize, and slip into her most comfortable nightgown. Having a toddler around for most of the day had been exhausting.
Eleanor was sleeping comfortably in Rusty's arms when she got back to the living room. "She's so sweet like this," Rusty said. "She's cute, but she'll wear you out."
"You have to stay on top of them all the time at this age," Sharon agreed. "Otherwise, you'll have to call a plumber because a toddler flushed a toy down the toilet or have to take said toddler to the doctor because she's stuffed something up her nose too far for me to get out." Sharon gave Emily a pointed look.
"You should've been watching me better," Emily said simply.
Later that night, Sharon and Andy left Emily and Rusty watching TV in the living room and went to bed. As Sharon slipped between the sheets, she was grateful, not for the first time, for the new king-sized bed. That had been a fight, but the extra space was worth the mournful and sad-puppy eyes she'd had to endure from Andy since the day she'd worn him down and won the argument. She felt like she'd just fallen asleep when Eleanor's cries woke her up, but the clock on her nightstand told her that it was 4:00 in the morning. Eleanor didn't normally wake up during the night unless something was wrong, so Sharon went ahead and got her up before she could wake Andy. "Honey, what's the matter?" She crooned as she lifted the baby into her arms. Not feeling well or the need for a diaper change was usually responsible for middle-of-the-night crying, so Sharon pressed her cheek to Eleanor's forehead and checked her diaper. "Hmm, no fever, and you're a little wet, but that shouldn't have woken you up," she murmured. "Let's get you into a dry diaper while we're up, and then you can get in bed with Andy and me." Eleanor was big enough for Sharon not to be afraid of putting her in their bed anymore, and she would probably wake up again in just a few hours, anyway. After a quick diaper change, Sharon got back in bed with Andy on one side and Eleanor on the other. Eleanor was one of the precious few exceptions to her 'don't touch me while I'm sleeping unless you have a death wish' rule, and she fell asleep with the baby cuddled into her side and grasping her hair.
When Sharon woke up again Sunday morning, it was after 8:00, and Eleanor was tapping her face and cooing. They'd both slept later than usual. "Well, hey, baby girl! Did you sleep good?" Sharon picked her up and followed the smell of coffee to the kitchen. She didn't normally drink much coffee on weekends, but she'd set the timer the night before, knowing she'd probably want it this morning. Andy wisely waited for Sharon to pour a mug and take a few sips before kissing the top her head and doing the same for Eleanor. "Morning. Is she okay? I checked on her when I woke up, and I was scared to death when she wasn't there until I realized she was beside you."
"Morning. She's fine. She woke up crying early this morning, but I think she was just a little out of sorts from being in a new place."
Emily barreled in as they were talking, faster than Sharon had ever seen her move first thing in the morning in her life. "Please tell me you have some pickles." Sharon had been prepared for this and got a jar from the refrigerator. She remembered seeing some in Emily's refrigerator when they'd visited her in New York, and she had craved them when she was pregnant with Emily, so she'd stocked up before she came to visit. Emily grabbed the jar from her, twisted the top off, and drank right out of the jar like she was going to die if she didn't have it right this second. "Oh, my god, that's so much better. I've been eating them, but I haven't really had a 'have-to-have-it-right-now craving for them yet."
"I craved them when I was pregnant with you, and they had to be Mount Olive Kosher Dill for me, too. That, and strawberry ice cream. But never at the same time." Sharon waited for Emily to come up for air before reaching into the jar and fishing out a pickle for herself. "I craved beef jerky with Ricky. I've never even liked it otherwise, but I ate my weight in it when I was pregnant with your brother."
Emily rolled her eyes. "Leave it to Ricky to make you crave something you don't even like."
"I know, right?" Sharon made some oatmeal for Eleanor and placed her in Emily's and Ricky's old high chair she'd gotten out of storage. By the time she outgrew it, there would be another baby around to use it. "I want to cook breakfast, but I don't know if Rusty will be up in time for me to need to make enough for him." Sharon had decided to skip mass in favor of a relaxing morning at home.
"I'll take care of that. Let me see your phone."
"Don't call him," Sharon said.
"I'm not, I promise. Just let me see your phone." Emily took Sharon's phone from her and opened the Google Home app. She, Ricky, and Rusty had gone in together and gotten one for Sharon and Andy as a housewarming gift. After looking through the names of the various speakers that were connected with it, she found the name associated with the one in Rusty's room, closed the app, gave Sharon's phone back to her, and turned toward the small device on the counter. "Hey, Google, play 'Barbie Girl' in Rusty's room."
"Emily!" Sharon chided, slipping a spoonful of oatmeal into Eleanor's waiting mouth.
"What? I didn't call him!"
Angry footsteps could then be heard coming down the hall, and a bleary-eyed and angry Rusty came in. "Emily! What the hell?! I wouldn't have gone in with you guys on that thing if I'd known you were going to do that with it!"
"Chill, little brother, I didn't have that idea until after we bought it. This is just a hilarious bonus."
"For you," Rusty muttered. "That's the worst song I've ever heard...That was not a challenge to prove me wrong, by the way." He took over feeding Eleanor, and Sharon and Andy started making breakfast.
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