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tzschixel · 3 months
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Y'ALL PEOPLE WHAT DID I SAYYYYY
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thewertsearch · 2 years
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Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
Her name is Vriska Serket!!!
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And wow, her place is a mess. 
I kind of expected her to be a neat-freak, since her personality screams ‘perfectionist’ - but maybe she thinks mundane tasks are ‘beneath her’. She has bigger fish to fry. 
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I'd recognize a character sheet anywhere. Vriska probably min-maxes her characters like crazy, and I’d give my right arm to see what busted nonsense she’d make in D&D. 
Your lusus is VERY HUNGRY, ALL THE TIME. She can only be appeased by the FLESH OF YOUNG TROLLS.
Wow, what the fuck? 
I’ll admit, the thought of what lusi eat hadn’t crossed my mind. Trolls are the last thing I’d have expected, but I’m not sure why. It gels perfectly with what we already know about Alternia. 
Even as infants, these poor creatures are forced to fight for their lives in their brooding caverns, and it sounds like those trials don’t end when they emerge. Nepeta’s PoV wasn’t kidding - on Alternia, everyone is unsuspecting prey for everyone else. Even your friends’ parents want to kill and eat you. 
You cloud campaigns for teams of Flarpers, utilizing your abilities for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE IMPRESSSSSSSSIONA8LE. Your victories supply you with treasure, experience points, and SPIDER FOOD.
There’s a carnivorous spider who lives in Vriska’s house, and her PoV explicitly states that she has no choice but to murder her peers to appease the thing. She doesn’t say what will happen if she doesn’t, but does she need to?
This, very tragically, explains Vriska’s obsession with winning. To her, losing isn’t just weak - it means she’s going to die.
You are something of an APOCALYPSE BUFF, which is something you can be on Alternia. You are fascinated by end of the world scenarios, and enjoy constructing DOOMSDAY DEVICES for the hell of it.
I get it. If your life really sucks this bad, the apocalypse isn’t a disaster - it’s a welcome change of circumstances. 
The complete collapse of social order on Alternia might actually improve a lot of trolls’ lives - Vriska included. It’s just unfortunate that the apocalypse they’re actually getting is such a destructive one. 
You are drawn to means of DARK PROGNOSTICATION and the advantages they offer, particularly in gaming scenarios.
Dark forces don’t pursue Vriska - she pursues them. As I said before, she’s probably snooping on every troll in her telepathic range, although Sburb lore seems to have escaped her grasp. 
Sorry, Vriska. You just weren’t destined to know - until tonight. 
You consult with these ominous globes, but routinely destroy them in frustration over the PUZZLING GUARANTEED INACCURACY of their predictions.
8-balls in Homestuck actually have some utility, as we saw with Jade. Vriska seems pretty desperate for information, and I wonder if she’s looking for anything in particular - a way to escape her lot in life, perhaps? 
She seems not to realize that guaranteed inaccuracy is extremely useful in itself. Maybe she’s just not thinking straight - she’s smashed dozens of the things. 
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albertxylin · 1 year
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Health Winter
We all operate under the unspoken assumption That tomorrow will be the same as today. We assume that the sun will rise from the east, That the early morning bus will trundle along late as always, And that our bodies will be healthy.
Winter approaches and we are unaware, With our fair-weather fashion And unconscious belief in our invincibility, How quick the sky can turn black and cold And consume parts of us. The lower health sits on our priority lists, The faster the chill congeals in our bones.
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paulchinetti · 1 year
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The evergreens did not like -2 apparently. #everyday #everydaypicture #growback #2195 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnZ_ZrhvWiF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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streetleader-blog · 2 years
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Ecko Zippered w Hood. Inv T3 .
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sinnerista · 3 months
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Oh my god the coincidences at this point are nothing short of mystical what sorcery is this
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pain-to-my-auchocolat · 10 hours
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can sincaraz please stop with their soulmatism???
(regarding injuries and drop outs obviously)
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lostdrarryfics · 2 months
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Hi- I’m looking for a fic where Harry testifies for Draco after the war and because they’re mad at Harry, the ministry makes him decide the punishment. Azkaban or removal of his magical core and banishment from Magical society. Harry thinks both are unfair and when the ministry goes to remove Draco’s core with a spell Harry jumps in front of it. They both lose their magic and need to live as muggles. They flee to France and while there fall in love. Draco gets kidnapped by his mother and gets splinched. Harry is frantic with worry and Hermione helps Draco and he has to testify against the ministry.
I’m really hoping you can help find this!! Please and thank you!
We believe you are looking for I Won't Let You Fall Apart by @xanthippe74 (49k, M)
Don’t forget to bookmark, leave kudos and comments!
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“I dislike some Chloe fans (and I mean SOME. I know not all of them do this.) pressuring others into giving Chloe a redemption arc in THEIR fanfics. Not everyone thinks that Chloe is this innocent soul who deserves a second chance, and that’s OK. People can do what they want and it all comes down to people’s OPINIONS at the end of the day. If you want a Chloe redemption so much, then do one yourself and leave people alone. Fan content creators don't owe you shit.” 
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jorvikzelda · 5 months
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not even done with level 1-3 of the paths and have already gotten 2650 XP since the update yesterday. legitimately What The Fuck
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tzschixel · 3 months
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I just laughed so hard CARLITOS' INSTAGRAM POST WAS ON AIR
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calf-cover · 1 year
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'Sup, Arctic_Shard here ( I can't send proper Asks because I'm a sideblog. :p ) Just sending out an ask to a handful of the SCP Tumblrs I peek at to get to know you/maybe get some new articles to read.
So, the question: What's a SCP article that's stuck with you? Not necessarily your favourite, but one that left an impression.
Hmm, I think one of my favorites are SCP-2195 and SCP-2106. This is something that is not so popular and that I can quickly remember.
Very fun for me with all my love for stupid and ridiculous powerful aliens from other worlds are SCP-186 and SCP-2662.
And SCP-049 is forever in my heart as the first article I read.
Oh, and all Alagadda-related things too!
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mythicasualty · 2 years
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vriskasapotheosis · 1 year
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ITS HER!!!! FINALLY!!!!! I KNOW WHO VRISKA IS!!!!
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streetleader-blog · 2 years
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Ecko Zippered w Hood. Inv T8.
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link-sans-specs · 2 years
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Eh. I'm counting it. 😉
GMM2195
Food Ad vs. Yelp Review Test
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