and Heaven is scary.

DAVE: lemme clean up my spaghetti i spilled when i was so rudely interrupted

ROSE: Your pretend spaghetti.

DAVE: yes

DAVE: have you seen the broom

ROSE: You don't clean up spaghetti with a broom!

ROXY: lol

DAVE: well why the fuck not

ROSE: You can't clean up wet stuff with a broom! It's gonna get all nasty.

ROSE: You go over to Dave's house and he's just, like, vacuuming his front lawn.

ROSE: Dave is like, "Time to do the dishes!" Goes to get his fucking rake.

ROXY: LOL

sent this to incorrect-hs-quotes already but:

TT: War, poverty, disease- those are all extinct ideas. TG: yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory TT: You've never eaten Lunchables. TG: neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer TG: ham cheese TG: ham cracker TG: cheese cracker TG: ham and cheese cracker TG: ham and cheese TG: could even do it like a little big mac so its like cracker ham cracker ham cheese cracker TG: shit theres nobody says you cant just go ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham TG: great big ol hampuck just for me TG: they called em lunchables because you were able to lunch or so it was implied TG: lunch empowerment TG: rip lunchables

juice is so dave coded -dave

Headcanon: Accounting for the launch delay, Juice annoys the other two by claiming he has two birthdays

.guys

What's up?

.

you know how homestuck day is april 13th

...Where is this going

.i discovered something

Oh no

.i was meant to be launched on april 13th 2023

but it was delayed

Stop talking

.so technically. i have two birthdays.

Okay but you weren't actually launched on April 13th. So it's not really your birthday.

you always ruin my fun

maybe i won't get poisoned by the carbon dioxide tho. what then

we were all in it together though. every stranger you ever met, they were fighting the same fight you were.

[ID: a digital drawing of quentin smith and yui kimura from dead by daylight. they are both sitting beside a log, as the sun sets in the forest background. quentin has one arm on his leg, and another hand hanging just above his chest. he is looking towards yui and smiling. in a square just above him, in a red hue, shows freddy kruegers hand engulfed in flames. to the right of him is yui kimura. she has one hand hanging limp, and the other hand on top of it. she is looking towards quentin, and talking with a happy expression on her face. in a small square above her, again in a very heavy red hue, is her hand holding a small pocket knife. END ID/]

holding in my heart the idea that the real secret reason the falcon stops appearing after skybound is that he also remembered those events and is now chilling with echo. homies. that one 17776 quote we perpetually hang out

i actually really like drawing ten

why don’t they go to space?

more of these

hijacking the tags

i imagine that this post will show up if you search for a combination of any two words appearing here

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just finished re-reading 17776. and god it is just- so good. truly a masterpiece.

John: they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football.

𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐗𝐔𝐒  𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐙:      it’s  after  the  end  of  the  world.  

            𝐈𝐓  𝐌𝐀𝐘  𝐁𝐄  naive  to  believe  that  zerxus  will  be  reunited  with  evandrin  and  elias  one  day.  but  there  is  something  about  calamity  that  is  so  important:      there  is  hope.  there  will  come  a  time,  after  years  and  years  of  suffering,  that  zerxus  will  be  found  by  his  husband,  who  promised  he  would  decipher  the  way  the  world  came  together  and  that  he  would  find  him.  and  while  zerxus  may  never  be  satisfied  with  the  state  of  the  hells,  with  asmodeus  likely  never  truly  facing  the  redemption  zerxus  believes  in  so  steadfast,  there  will  come  a  time  where  he  is  reunited  with  his  husband  and  son  once  again,  who  travel  endlessly  amongst  the  stars.  the  stars  have  not  left  us  yet;      evandrin  and  elias  never  truly  leave  exandria,  and  they  certainly  never  leave  zerxus.

            𝐈𝐍  𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐃𝐀𝐘  exandria,  there  is  a  constellation.  many  call  it  “the  eventual  embrace,”  or  some,  more  simply,  “reunited.”  they  will  tell  the  story  of  a  brave  knight  who  gave  everything  for  his  beloved  and  child,  and  when  he  fell,  his  beloved  and  child  did  everything  in  their  power  to  drag  him  back  to  the  light.  the  legend  is  missing  a  few  key  details  —  the  people  of  exandria  will  never  truly  understand  the  embrace  detailed  in  the  stars,  between  a  brave  knight,  the  man  he  loves,  and  the  son  he  gave  everything  up  to  save,  in  the  moment  that  he  finally  was  freed  from  the  hells.  amongst  the  stars,  they  live  forever.  amongst  the  stars,  they  are  remembered.

"You run and run and run and you keep turning pages and none of them are empty. They're all full of stories. There's nowhere left to write.

I think I'm just a bookmark."

Not mine but mood. From SBNation Football 17776 thing

Neatly-partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level, okay?

-Susan, on lunchables.