I just called the police bc some fucker tried to force his way into my brothers house, slammed a door into my nephews face (he's epileptic ffs), caused the staples of my brothers ex to burst AFTER HER MAJOR SURGERY JUST RECENTLY and punched my eldest niece in the shoulder (bc she turned her face away at the perfect moment thank fuck) and the police LITERALLY DIDN'T ATTEND THE HOUSE BUT INSTEAD TOOK THE SIDE OF THE FUCKER WHO DID THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY PULLED UP BY THEIR HOUSE INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT ADDRESS and I then called up and they HUNG UP ON ME BECAUSE A MAJOR INCIDENT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN REGULAR PEOPLE LIVING REGULAR LIVES AND WANTING THE POLICE TO DO THEIR JOBS AKA FUCKING P R O T E C T T H E M
FUCK LANCASHIRE POLICE WITH A CACTUS SHAPED DILDO BRICK!
Pairings: Adora/Catra (Catradora). Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018). Series: Children of the Crystal - Light Hope’s Kids AU 4/14.
Rating: T. Chapters: 2/2. Words: 6.5k.
Summary: Adora and Catra have finally arrived in Bright Moon after signing onto the Rebellion, but they’re quickly realizing just how strange their upbringing at the hands of a hologram was and how different the halls of the Crystal Castle are from those of true royalty.
(Or, Catra and Adora’s first few months as rebels)