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sandinmybed · 6 days
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
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firethekitty · 9 months
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last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash
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thepuffingice · 1 year
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if you told me your dog was heterosexual i'd be like. uh. dogs don't have a concept of gender or sex dipshit. but if you told me your dog was gay i'd be like that fucking rips bro hell yes
If you are annoying on this post you owe me $5
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willgrahamscock · 3 months
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They watch Cock.
They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.
They hate her.
Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-
They hate her. Hate hate hate her!
They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.
They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.
One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!
But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..
They leave a note at her usual table and leave.
The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.
They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.
After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.
Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.
Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.
Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.
‘Take your time’
They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.
-🖋️
Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*
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headfrst · 2 years
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fatuismooches · 3 days
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I love playable reader and Dottore so much, voicelines are so cute and fun, I love to imagine what the voicelines are for opening chests! I can imagine playable reader being so excited to find treasure while dottore similar to characters like scara or ayato has no interest or just thinks its rubbish, but tries not to be too pessimist or lower playable readers excitement. I could also imagine him not wanting playable reader to touch artifacts that have been sat in a chest for who knows how long in case they pick up germs, voicelines are just so fun to think about!
OMG... THE CUTEST THING EVER. Eagerly, they would pry open the chest, hovering over it so much that Dottore couldn't even get much of a glimpse inside. Then dodging the random items you started throwing behind you as you deemed them boring. Finally, you'd pull out a beautiful blue feather, an artifact that reminded you of your beloved.
"Dottore, what is this artifact called? It's so-" Interrupting your sentence was a sudden sneeze. Well, as pretty as it was, it was also quite dusty... With a sigh, he would pluck the feather out of your hand and drop it right back into the chest, which closed with a thud. (This has happened a million times.)
"Perhaps it would do you good to stay away from such trifles."
"Hey!"
Reader would be so excited to open the chests - they would be defeating the enemies or running around solving puzzles so they could open the chests already. Or if you happen to be sickly, you'll be sat right next to the chest waiting for him to defeat the horde of enemies rather impatiently. Your husband, however, doesn't quite understand your enthusiasm... surely the stuff in the lab is far more intriguing? Mere common chests are nothing to be happy about.
Dottore's only interested if there happens to be some cogs or mechanical parts in there, maybe some ancient texts or notes... though often, they are basic and aren't worth his attention. Though, once in a while some unique ones do appear and you always present them to him as a gift!
"Oooh, come look at this, Dottore! It's pretty good, right?"
"Hm, it could be worth examining."
Reader also seems to scrape out every last Mora from the treasure chests. Why? So they could hopefully relieve Dottore of his constant funding issues. Sure, a few thousand Mora isn't much, but it'll add up! While Dottore is appreciative of your efforts, he'd just rather continue bothering Pantalone to increase the budget... he's not fond of the grime of the coins staining your bare hands.
"With this, we could buy so, so many samosas! ... If this was four hundred years ago, hmph."
"...You are starting to sound like the banker."
The couple ever!!
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mustangs-flames · 2 months
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"Drowning. He was drowning in his own grief.
Rushing in his ears like the crashing of waves, vision tunnelling - pin-point focus on his ratty old sneakers, bright red against the grey of the pavement. Blood against stone. Heart hammering so hard and fast against his sternum that it felt as though it were permanently clenched, held stiffly in place, straining.
He was dying. Oh fuck, he was dying."
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Or: An answer?
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thekidsfromyestergay · 6 months
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i mean. cause it’s kinda weird? like you made his whole body available to the public in a crazy way.
Look I'm not trying to sound victim blamey here but. If he didn't want everyone to see his dick maybe he shouldn't have been on stage in loose ass underwear and nothing else 😭
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goldrushzukka · 7 months
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what if i told you i only have 3 scenes of aidays10 left to write
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bonkingcat · 20 days
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tumblr won’t let me mute only the notifs for that laios shirt post 😭😭 everytime i turn it off it just doesn’t acknowledge that action so i end up having to turn off the whole apps notifs wtf
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rainystressed247 · 1 year
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please continue your rambles.... i would like to know more /gen
Listen, you would not like to learn what a rabbit hole this is.
For those who are interested in my deranged brainrot and wouldn't mind spoiler for the Pandora Hearts franchise:
Just imagine Dream as Lacie while Wilbur is Jack. Techno is Oswald.
(I have to copy the rest from my notes a long time ago)
-Dream being the misfortune child that is scheduled to be thrown into Abyss.
-Wilbur being the rouge/street rat that accidentally met Dream one day when he escaped to see the outside world.
-Dream can communicate with the abyss and abyss in turn adored Dream.
-Dream is mostly ok with dying.
-Wilbur love at first sight and is determined to work hard and get to Dream after seeing Dream being fetched back by guards.
-Techno being Dream’s childhood friend and the one that is ordered to throw him into the abyss because he is the next leader.
-Current leader, Schlatt has an ‘experiment’ he wanted to try with Dream, to which Dream agreed after being convinced that he would be dead either way.
-Dream tricked Wilbur away on the day of his execution, allowing Techno to successfully throw him into the abyss.
-Physical form will rot away inside the abyss and soon Dream will fade, yet with his last strength, he pleaded the abyss to take care of the children he are carrying (maybe Wilbur’s).
-Time flows differently in the abyss and soon we have Ranboo (with the counterparts as twins)
-Wilbur was devastated and tackled Techno when he knew that Dream had been thrown into what was essentially hell.
-Techno, regretted everything yet still had no choice but to oblige finally decided that he might as well just showed Wilbur.
-So he led Wilbur to a secured tower in the compound and that was when Wilbur met Ranboo, the black haired counterpart that had somehow escaped the abyss.
CW: insanity, murder, probably slight manipulation, also suicide
-Wilbur being slight unhinged and driven by the stress of losing Dream, come to visit Ranboo frequently, until he realised that Ranboo is able to switch place mentally with his counterpart down at abyss.
-Desperate for a way to contact Dream, Wilbur began to study Ranboo, taking in the changes during one of those switches to maximise his chance of speaking to white Ranboo.
-he realised that there is no way to bring Dream back as his form has long since scattered in the abyss.
-so in moment of weakness and desperation, Wilbur decided to bring the world to Dream.
-He used Ranboo to get more power, getting the help of chains that can sever the world and dropped it into the abyss.
-Techno and Schlatt finding out about the plan a bit too late as Wilbur has begun what was known as a massacre, releasing chains from the other side in order to bring down the world.
-Schlatt being an absolute ass and telling that Wilbur has been manipulating his own son, causing Wilbur to lose it and kill him.
-upon realising the blood in his hands, Wilbur decided that he had gone too far to stop, so he scaled the tower once more.
-The others had been working together to seal away the gaps between the world and it was not helping his case.
-He reached the tower and was relieved to find white Ranboo in charge today and asked for more power to bring the world to Dream.
-Black Ranboo who had disguised himself with the mannerisms of his white counterpart finally realised the manipulation and confronted Wilbur.
-Frustrated and running out of time, Wilbur demanded Ranboo to switch, accidentally letting it slip that the black counterpart is useless to him
-Ranboo fighting back the constant pull of his counterpart decided to stop them from meeting by destroying his physical form and stabbed himself right in front of Wilbur.
-Broken and without a way to win, Wilbur was finally confronted by Techno.
-In their confrontation, it is found that Wilbur was unable to bring the whole world down but was at least able to collapse the city into the abyss (the city that they had first met)
-Techno in their fight banished Wilbur because he was unable to kill him (Dream being the one that still makes him guilty)
-Wilbur ran, promising that he would bring the world down next time while Techno swore to stop him if he ever tried.
-Wilbur found someone to twist the story of the city so that it makes him out as someone heroic while Techno and Schlatt being the bad guys.
-Since only Techno and Wilbur survived the whole ordeal, no one knows the actual truth and believed that Wilbur was the hero, effectively forcing Techno into hiding.
-And maybe Wilbur plan to bring the world to Dream has always been on the move.
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gravitywonagain · 10 months
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Ch. 19 of Words are Gonna Bleed from Me is up!
Nie Huaisang leans forward, elbows on the table, spinning their fan in one hand. “And speaking of that help…” “Yes,” Wei Wuxian says, setting down the half-empty pitcher and folding his hands together. “Zewu-jun, Chifeng-zun, everybody. I believe it’s time I told you what I found in Meng Yao’s study.” ~Or: An impromptu triad conference in the Unclean Realm.
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 3 months
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I'm so close to the end of chapter 13
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exilley · 9 months
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I hate that post that went like "people who say gay ships are too pervasive in fandom don't have a grasp on reality and lost sight of the way oppression operates in society" when really critiques about fandom's obsession with romantic queer shipping seems to be directly tied to an inability to view non-romantic (or even non-sexual) bonds as having the potential to be queer at all. It's not homophobic to discuss potential amatanormativity and i think it's very telling when you project your own limited notions of the complexity of the world onto expressions of lived insight that would contradict or challenge your worldview
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Nothing like pulling up your notes for an unfinished fic and going "This slaps actually. This is award-winning actually."
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