Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, October 23, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid sixties and lows are in the low forties.
I apologize for the lack of a report yesterday or the day before. I was in a thermos.
Yesterday, Technus attacked the Starbucks on 15th street. Strangely, the reason for this had nothing to do with technology. Rather, it was because he severely dislikes one of the employees. He dangled said employee upside down by his foot, periodically shaking him until Danny Phantom arrived to yell at him.
A tourist by the name of Matthias Shoemaker has found himself unable to leave Amity Park. He believes he is under the magical spell of an evil wizard. The Fentons have been trying to help him with this situation, but haven’t yet made any progress.